Dad's pride - Infinity level has been reached

Feb 20, 2018 6:44 PM

erdknochen

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Yh well I farted then my son did a louder longer fart. That my friend is what we call infinity plus 1 pride.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

you gotta make your free throws

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kid is awesome... Sweater sucks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone's living vicariously through their child! Fantastic!,

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought kids had to at least go thru high school before getting drafted in pros

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must have a lot of money to afford having a kid in hockey

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LET'S GO PENS!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Go Pens!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This stuff is exactly why my ankles make sounds like an old rickety wooden bed when I walk.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i can't even skate not on ice or on a board

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for hard work and dedication. -1 for Crosby sweater. Could be worse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t even skate

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hang on... I can do all that. Are you saying I should’ve put my training towards playing hockey? Youth, wasted

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoreview? Looks like the rink I grew up in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did he get solo time on the ice?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now check him into the wall!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine's coming to Derby training tonight :D gonna get him jumping!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, I wish i could to the speed thing on one foot, i feel inadequate not being able to do edges as well as this child

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was watching expecting to see a hyped dad, but all I got instead were broken ankles.

8 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 2

As in: I broke my ankles just from watching this little ice demon. Good shit, kid.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

When ice hokey players run on the ice they look like juggernauts

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That kid is his retirement plan.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poor kid has to wear a Pens jersey. That's child abuse

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Yeah it must have sucked following a team that’s one the last 2 Stanley cups.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean, it must suck for the rest of the league to hate your team because of how much the "experts" cream their jeans over one player

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems to be a lot more hopping in hockey than what I remember

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Video shot by the father who sent it to NHL scouts to make sure Jimmy is 'on their radar'.

8 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 2

The sad thing is, that wouldnt be too far off. Last I read scouts were talking to kids as young as 10 and they wanted to change it so 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

why is that sad. Somebody showing such skill at a young age is usually a good sign.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Great career if you make it. The problem is that it's a huge gamble and a kid who thinks he's going to the NHL may slack in school.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That's a fair point.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Let the kids have fun, with the bonus of a little character development that comes from sport. 10 year olds shouldn’t worry about careers.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 year olds have dreams. Parents are the ones that have to be throttled back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that they had to be 16+ before they could be approached by scouts or other professional teams

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

That is how it is now they made that rule years ago but scouts still keep an eye on kids who show great skill at a young age

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That jersey! :(

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

Jelly McJellerson

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He even has the 87 helmet stickers. I hate this kid

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yeah, no one likes those guys. Winning is overrated.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Winning's easy when you're not allowed to breathe on the captain.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Can never deny the skill - it's the personality. Also: A little bitter =P

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say, get the kid a real jersey.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Like that of a 3x Stanley cup champion?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Like a Blue Jackets jersey!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That jersey :)

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Sid the Kid

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Is a cry baby bitch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Found the Flyers fan.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

2 championships down in the 2000s, 2 to go! :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who has a little bit of jealous hatred for kids that are way too good at things?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what's that movie where the hockey player becomes a figure skater?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Cutting Edge

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Meets a hot girl who figure skates; takes up figure skating instead.

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

TOE PICK!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And eventually regresses mid-routine and checks her into the wall.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey now, I saw Mighty Ducks 2 - that could work out perfectly!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen that movie. It’s called The Cutting Edge. *toe pick*

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

DB Sweeney what an underrated actor

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ugh, they ruined several scenes by using a slow shutter speed. Made neat camera angles blurry and smeared

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finger painting?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 370 Dislikes 0

King crimson?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss that man

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fantastic to see him play again though in the Olympics

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish they'd let you draft him in GM mode for NHL 18

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PASHA!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A player poll (other nhlers) called Dats the best 2way forward in the league. v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This funny but you have to realize the only edit it Datsyuk disappearing for a second. He legit made those guys crash.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Magic Man!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

DATSYUK

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's some goku level shit

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Dat-syked.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Goku level shit is Pavel Datsyuk taking it easy.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

As a Sharks fan I respect the person Pavel Dasyuk...i also dislike him intensely.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Original!?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Keith Ballard is a dumb idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, that's an edit

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/8TEKd2NGN1I :) because I felt like a cunt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s why they call him the magic man

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where's El Diablo?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0