Damn it, Jacob. You had one job!

Feb 5, 2016 9:32 PM

UpvoteForYouBiotch

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10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine was "I seriously don't know why you're asking me this, I'm still 3 credits shy." I wasn't. So they put that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus one just for the last one.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That hair flip one got me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 Mr. Write.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brought to you by the Michael Scott paper company...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

""Should have burned this place down when I had the chance" - Wayne Gretzky " - Michael Scott

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fact: I love this reference

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hellooooooo Maxwell Barrett, how you doin? ;)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where's the one with Michael Cera shopped in w/ a quote about checking the username first? @anewbadlyphotoshoppedphotoofmichaelceraeveryday

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've cursed us!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thougher

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's not Michael Scott...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Joe Mcdonald has a farm when he gets older.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. Jon Boothe.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Patents setting him up for failure from the beginning.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No kidding.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck me. *parents

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoaaa one of these is my yearbook!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crapper is a pretty shitty last name to have

10 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 1

Poop puns are the shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah noticed that as well as the one girl's first name is.. Canning

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Such an unusual name, "Crapper." How did your family come by it?

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

playing craps?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It used to be shit house

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

It's a good change. That's a good change!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hah, I found Latrine.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mine was 'I hope that when I'm gone, people say about me, "Man, that girl sure owed me a lot of money"'

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I fucking lost it at Joe McDonald. He's sick of everybody's shitty jokes. Like a cashier with an item that won't scan. "Must be free" hurdur

10 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

Hes from my school in Georgia.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Just printed it this morning herrrrrrp!"

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hah, 'hurdur.' I was chuckling even into the next picture and had to come back and upvote/comment. Excellence.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My last name used to be Right. "Guess your mom found Mr. Right!" "Are you my Ms. Right?" hurhurhur

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try being named Eric in Minnesota. All you hear is "ERIK THE BIKE MAN" in that dumb fucking voice.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My response to the "must be free" is "no, it means you're not supposed to have it."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tell them it's doubled in price.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost it as "Me like rice"

10 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

Rice good, B+ bad.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same here. Came back later and saw the next one "Why you no doctor yet"... lost it again.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you find it.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Are you doctor ye... oh.... Well then, can I see your Medical License? Just incase.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did you lose?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That and "I do indeed have eyes"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ok, but someone named their twin girls "Canning" and "Emory".

10 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

I mean, one of those is a real name, I'll give them that much.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Emory bothers me more. Like it should be something else but is spelled wrong. Canning is just...why??

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My college roomate' daughter is named Emery. I'm her godmother.. but probably woulda turned down the gig if she had named the kid Canning

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't a nail file called an emory board?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Emery is the nail file; as a name, Emory is a variant spelling (though both are traditionally men's).

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My bitch-ass high school didn't let us do fucking senior quotes and I am still salty as fuck about it.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Now is your chance - GO...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Former Soviet Union? Dafuq lol

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Close. Tennessee.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's messed up. Mine was in FL

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wasn't even included in my yearbook!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude wore a Tommy Bahama shirt for photo day. I can't even.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You should see Japanese high schoolers final photos they can wear anything, it's bananas

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flight of the conchords yesss!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bret- you really got it going on

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I put a wig on you....ooooh.....oooooh.....and I just laid there and spooned you.....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like a young [forgot actor who plays that elf in LotR or also known as Mr Smith from Matrix]

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah looks more like eyebrows kid

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hugo weaving. Also red skull in the MCU

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 looks like the eyebrows actor

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Johnathan Boothe is going to be really really sad if he goes to college.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's exactly what someone with Voldemort under their head wrap would say.

10 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 0

of course voldemort isnt under her head wrap, its just Elkhair

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OOOOOHHH NOW I GET IT

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet...Quirrell never said that

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He would though

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder, how many followers @giovanniwalker1 will get from this?

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

What did we miss?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He earned one right here

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Account suspended :(

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"This account has been suspended"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like how it goes by race +1

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Haha first one to notice that, +1

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Noticing that makes you a racist! -da troll

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, one of these is me.

10 years ago | Likes 1419 Dislikes 15

Are you the one released from the 4 year sentence??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's 16, but you skipped that one. This is the best I can do

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't figure out which one you are tell me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha I posted it already

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm calling #8. Come on we need to know, OP.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Posted it!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#17

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Posted on my comment, lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just reminded me my brothers quote was, "son, you can have whatever you can afford" -dad. I quoted Douglas Adams though

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Black! The hell you doin on the front page of Imgur!? First time I've seen somebody I actually know on Imgur. LOL I'll message you later.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it this one /a/ZFOCM

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

Heh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could've gone my whole life without seeing that...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one is it for fuck sake I'm going insane

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Once you go black, you can't go back" kid

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're actually cute in the face, tell your parents job well done

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it that one?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

17?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#6

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My liege!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gee, this is though. Are you the one with the John Wayne quote?

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

#20

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You are really dedicated to finding the answer

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn right I was.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pax Puran, no doubt in my mind at all.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Michael Scott??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is life really thougher 'cause you're dumb?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping you were the Voldemort quote--my favorite

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hannah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jonathan Boothe

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I'm pretty sure I've seen them all before. I guess you could still be telling the truth.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i dont get the title...jacob's was nothing special

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're #13 aren't you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posted it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha nope but getting closer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last one?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha close but no. I'll post proof if this goes anywhere

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Haha neither, how do I post a picture in a comment? I'm a noob.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imma brute force the shit out of this. Just go grab the image url and put the link in.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you Mr. Black?

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Haha I am

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

you do realise that the internet now has your name

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Glad you got a haircut, as a heterosexual male you look fly...

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dat booty tho

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/FW6W5 haha, it's been 5 years since that picture but there you all go.

10 years ago | Likes 633 Dislikes 12

You got cuter.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a heterosexual and drunk male, you're hot.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You've come a long way from bowl cuts. You look good OP.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi, I'll take one, please. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You went from Bieber to a man. Nice job!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jaylen Moore?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my HS did senior quotes when I graduated... 3 years ago. Fuck, why haven't I done anything with my life yet!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, shoot... OP delivered. Have an upvote, biotch!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hot Damn! Look at you and your beautiful self!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be single and into pizza plzz

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes and yes! Haha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Floridian by any chanceeeee?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pensacola, born and raised

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Making us Georgians look good!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Born and raised in FL but currently living in GA haha, but I'm okay with making GA look good!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close enough. I'll allow it :p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha why thank you ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wowsers! Are you single?? I have a resumè, if you'd like me to send it! Lol jk. But you are handsome OP

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Accepting applications. :P

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. You are really cute

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha thank you!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you aware of your attractiveness?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To a degree I am lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck me

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hot damn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha (;

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot damn come to Missouri, we're a cool gay state with cool gay guys!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LEGEND

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats on getting hot!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My last name's Black, too. Son???

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dad??

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wrong gender, but you can call me Dad if you like!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like your hair got in a fight with a lawnmower and lost.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Lol regulation haircuts. Can't do much with them

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Want to get married and split the money?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao BAH for days

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're ADORABLY cute.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You son, you could GET IT!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hahaha thank you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soo is it true?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure, never had a girlfriend. Haha jk, I've got some exes that make me believe it's true

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I needed to know, for scientific reasons , of course lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, let's say it's true

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You definitely got really really ridiculously good looking. For serious.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Adult life has definitely been good to you ;p

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You turned out just fine. And I mean FINE

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@OP is a babe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You aged very well @OP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"aged"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You grew the rest of the lower half of your face. Nice job.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah unfortunately I've lost my Senior yearbook so all I have is a shitty picture :/

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who needs a crappy yearbook when you have Imgur!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha amen to that

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd go black. Ha.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first name starts with B and my middle name is Lee too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dayuumm OP good job +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a babe. Please tell me you live in the states

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GA!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course, you're all the way across the country. Sad day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha booo. CA?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I was a guy, gay or not, I would take your butt. Since I'm a girl I'll take your dick.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Uh oh. TN isn't far from GA.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Tempt me lol

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

/a/FW6W5 haha

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Georgia?! Oh god, so, not only are you adorably sexy, you also have a southern drawl?!? Swooooon. I'll be in my bunk.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hahaha maybe just a bit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw I was hoping you were gonna be the twitter guy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

H

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha that works!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nailed it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a natural

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, blue eyes are my weakness

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sat here for ten minutes trying to come up with something flirtatious and I guess that's it...oops

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL OP is a babe

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Aww you're so young! Adorable. I feel like an old maid. I graduated 10 years ago.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not old! You're still young!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Icantbelievehowniceyouare

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Haha nicely put!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Total babe!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Making me blush :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude! You make me wish I was younger or you were more desperate! (Pic in profile)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, couldn't find the picture

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a link above "Notoriety" and "reputation" Just click on it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh thank god you are cuter now

10 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 3

That haircut was something else!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could sense the relief in that comment. . . then I opened the link. Thank god is right!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha yeah bad hair my Senior year...

10 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

You sure turned out cute

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad hair throughout highschool I'm sure

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Daaaaaaaymn

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What games do you play??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

right now mostly casual games like rocket league and g-mod. Also dabble in LOL, Fallout (2nd run), Isaacs, call of duty, MTG

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha I play Halo, HOTS, Fallout, and other random ones. Let's hear you hate on HOTS ;p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that haircut tho

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Highschool one? Yeah it was bad... Lol

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, high school one XD You look fine now :D

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Making me blush!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My OCD makes me want to finish all the numbers, not leave it short.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG you just got a comment from the Michael Cera daily bad photoshopping guy!!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0