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Feb 5, 2016 9:32 PM
UpvoteForYouBiotch
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AurealHeart
Tylin50
Mine was "I seriously don't know why you're asking me this, I'm still 3 credits shy." I wasn't. So they put that.
hashtagpiglife
Plus one just for the last one.
ayayay
That hair flip one got me.
FlyingCrow91
#35 Mr. Write.
FriedTurtleNuggets
Brought to you by the Michael Scott paper company...
pIanetarysociety
""Should have burned this place down when I had the chance" - Wayne Gretzky " - Michael Scott
jacktorrencekills
Fact: I love this reference
rockfireman
Hellooooooo Maxwell Barrett, how you doin? ;)
ImOnlyHereForTheNudity
Where's the one with Michael Cera shopped in w/ a quote about checking the username first? @anewbadlyphotoshoppedphotoofmichaelceraeveryday
DimensionC137RickSanchez
You've cursed us!
nickolai252
Thougher
Charliewinz
Thank you.
krummstuttsmuffin
that's not Michael Scott...
ashitloadofdimes
Joe Mcdonald has a farm when he gets older.
dhake08
Huh. Jon Boothe.
iamthatbitch
Patents setting him up for failure from the beginning.
dhake08
No kidding.
iamthatbitch
Fuck me. *parents
GeneralaSettlementNeedsYourHelp
http://imgur.com/tCwnIna
letmefalloutofthewindowwithconfettiinmyhair
Whoaaa one of these is my yearbook!!!
Jasminabug
Crapper is a pretty shitty last name to have
absolutepancake
Poop puns are the shit
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Yeah noticed that as well as the one girl's first name is.. Canning
BearInTimber
http://imgur.com/qYoqXXX
kivalo
Such an unusual name, "Crapper." How did your family come by it?
Karimar
playing craps?
doofensmirtz
It used to be shit house
regitron3000
It's a good change. That's a good change!
BirthdayMassacre
Hah, I found Latrine.
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Mine was 'I hope that when I'm gone, people say about me, "Man, that girl sure owed me a lot of money"'
Wyotee
I fucking lost it at Joe McDonald. He's sick of everybody's shitty jokes. Like a cashier with an item that won't scan. "Must be free" hurdur
PrivateUser89891
Hes from my school in Georgia.
Endevin
"Just printed it this morning herrrrrrp!"
fartbender
Hah, 'hurdur.' I was chuckling even into the next picture and had to come back and upvote/comment. Excellence.
doublekross
My last name used to be Right. "Guess your mom found Mr. Right!" "Are you my Ms. Right?" hurhurhur
DrunkShakespeare
Try being named Eric in Minnesota. All you hear is "ERIK THE BIKE MAN" in that dumb fucking voice.
KrazyKatLadyStarterKit
My response to the "must be free" is "no, it means you're not supposed to have it."
Remne
I tell them it's doubled in price.
ForeverAlone115
Lost it as "Me like rice"
AsianDad
Rice good, B+ bad.
AnnaVonOesterreich
Same here. Came back later and saw the next one "Why you no doctor yet"... lost it again.
MaybeADoctor
I hope you find it.
AsianDad
Are you doctor ye... oh.... Well then, can I see your Medical License? Just incase.
abeyoye
What did you lose?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
That and "I do indeed have eyes"
baronridiculous
Ok, but someone named their twin girls "Canning" and "Emory".
SnowMongoose
I mean, one of those is a real name, I'll give them that much.
ohgeeRick
Emory bothers me more. Like it should be something else but is spelled wrong. Canning is just...why??
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
My college roomate' daughter is named Emery. I'm her godmother.. but probably woulda turned down the gig if she had named the kid Canning
Omnislash9
Isn't a nail file called an emory board?
pyrephoenix
Emery is the nail file; as a name, Emory is a variant spelling (though both are traditionally men's).
DankS0uls
My bitch-ass high school didn't let us do fucking senior quotes and I am still salty as fuck about it.
Hotsauceishot
Now is your chance - GO...
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Former Soviet Union? Dafuq lol
DankS0uls
Close. Tennessee.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
That's messed up. Mine was in FL
BallpointBastard
I wasn't even included in my yearbook!
SirGigglyBits
Dude wore a Tommy Bahama shirt for photo day. I can't even.
FullMetalBitch
You should see Japanese high schoolers final photos they can wear anything, it's bananas
chelsir
Flight of the conchords yesss!
KatCatKittyKatCat
Bret- you really got it going on
chelsir
The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality!
ucatione
I put a wig on you....ooooh.....oooooh.....and I just laid there and spooned you.....
WillJeSuis
WeezyWee
Nah looks more like eyebrows kid
Aprildarling
Hugo weaving. Also red skull in the MCU
ImJustHeretoParty
8 looks like the eyebrows actor
drj37
Johnathan Boothe is going to be really really sad if he goes to college.
experimentalmirv
Or the real world
wherearemypajamas
https://media.giphy.com/media/QWIDyuEzsnYXu/giphy.gif
thefuzziestofbutts
That's exactly what someone with Voldemort under their head wrap would say.
PARTYxDIRTYDAN
of course voldemort isnt under her head wrap, its just Elkhair
MegaAlakazam
OOOOOHHH NOW I GET IT
skipjacktunacan
And yet...Quirrell never said that
TywinStannister
He would though
Elijahrock
I wonder, how many followers @giovanniwalker1 will get from this?
Synapses14
What did we miss?
CAPSYELLMUCHLOUDER
He earned one right here
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
Account suspended :(
HowlingDysphoria
"This account has been suspended"
bakingPretzels
I like how it goes by race +1
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha first one to notice that, +1
HappyTheKangaroo
Noticing that makes you a racist! -da troll
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Also, one of these is me.
pookafurbaby
Are you the one released from the 4 year sentence??
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#14
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#4
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#15
MaybeThisTimeIllBeLucky
It's 16, but you skipped that one. This is the best I can do
quingeybiscuit
I can't figure out which one you are tell me
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha I posted it already
TofuRabbit
I'm calling #8. Come on we need to know, OP.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Posted it!
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#17
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Posted on my comment, lol
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#16
hiphopbookshop
You just reminded me my brothers quote was, "son, you can have whatever you can afford" -dad. I quoted Douglas Adams though
FreakyFerguson
Black! The hell you doin on the front page of Imgur!? First time I've seen somebody I actually know on Imgur. LOL I'll message you later.
ilovecrazymonkeys
Is it this one /a/ZFOCM
cholahead
Heh
MyPeskyClownBoner
I could've gone my whole life without seeing that...
Capeetain
Which one is it for fuck sake I'm going insane
lucadollar
"Once you go black, you can't go back" kid
catsmatsrats
You're actually cute in the face, tell your parents job well done
Thorslax
Is it that one?
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#12
ALamington
17?
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#6
servingmytimeinusersub
My liege!
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#1
goodguygonebad
Gee, this is though. Are you the one with the John Wayne quote?
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#11
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#20
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
You are really dedicated to finding the answer
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
Damn right I was.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#10
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#9
GrayPaint
Pax Puran, no doubt in my mind at all.
Thebeandip
Michael Scott??
0vertherainb0w
Is life really thougher 'cause you're dumb?
MyUsernameShouldntBeMyActualName
I was hoping you were the Voldemort quote--my favorite
Brotzbertz
Hannah
boompartymagic
Jonathan Boothe
slartifartfest
#8
lucidcute
But I'm pretty sure I've seen them all before. I guess you could still be telling the truth.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
i dont get the title...jacob's was nothing special
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#19
Jayhatesspidersandshit
http://imgur.com/l2RGEgm
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#5
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#7
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#3
touchthecowdoitnow
You're #13 aren't you.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Posted it
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha nope but getting closer.
PartTimePerson
Last one?
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha close but no. I'll post proof if this goes anywhere
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
#2
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha neither, how do I post a picture in a comment? I'm a noob.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
Imma brute force the shit out of this. Just go grab the image url and put the link in.
dannysan
Are you Mr. Black?
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha I am
SpicyMonkey
you do realise that the internet now has your name
dannysan
Glad you got a haircut, as a heterosexual male you look fly...
fantastapotamus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88
Alaskanarchy
Dat booty tho
UpvoteForYouBiotch
/a/FW6W5 haha, it's been 5 years since that picture but there you all go.
Omen909
You got cuter.
ohgodhescominginthebackdoorsavethechildren
As a heterosexual and drunk male, you're hot.
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
You've come a long way from bowl cuts. You look good OP.
mmmpoundcake
Hi, I'll take one, please. :)
Burnt113
You went from Bieber to a man. Nice job!
wutangbarrett
Jaylen Moore?
usersarah
I wish my HS did senior quotes when I graduated... 3 years ago. Fuck, why haven't I done anything with my life yet!!!
NormanFetusDiabeetus
Well, shoot... OP delivered. Have an upvote, biotch!!
Corpmediocre
Hot Damn! Look at you and your beautiful self!
slavictrash
Be single and into pizza plzz
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Yes and yes! Haha
slavictrash
Floridian by any chanceeeee?
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Pensacola, born and raised
M3lanoma
Making us Georgians look good!!
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Born and raised in FL but currently living in GA haha, but I'm okay with making GA look good!
M3lanoma
Close enough. I'll allow it :p
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha why thank you ;)
airic
Wowsers! Are you single?? I have a resumè, if you'd like me to send it! Lol jk. But you are handsome OP
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Accepting applications. :P
moistowlette1
Damn. You are really cute
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha thank you!
moistowlette1
Are you aware of your attractiveness?
UpvoteForYouBiotch
To a degree I am lol
SumYungHo
Fuck me
WallCrawlerArt
Hot damn.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha (;
cdizzletswizzle
Hot damn come to Missouri, we're a cool gay state with cool gay guys!
koopaballer
LEGEND
ohmynoorie
Congrats on getting hot!
dedradawn
My last name's Black, too. Son???
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Dad??
dedradawn
Wrong gender, but you can call me Dad if you like!
Akirareturns
It looks like your hair got in a fight with a lawnmower and lost.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Lol regulation haircuts. Can't do much with them
Lisserboo
Want to get married and split the money?
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Lmao BAH for days
tanebou
You're ADORABLY cute.
IHopeThisUserNameIsntTakenYet
You son, you could GET IT!
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Hahaha thank you
rednerdynerd
Soo is it true?
UpvoteForYouBiotch
I'm not sure, never had a girlfriend. Haha jk, I've got some exes that make me believe it's true
rednerdynerd
I needed to know, for scientific reasons , of course lol
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Hahaha, let's say it's true
magellan007
You definitely got really really ridiculously good looking. For serious.
IlovegrumpycatandIdontcare
Adult life has definitely been good to you ;p
fiery831
You turned out just fine. And I mean FINE
ThatsAllRight
@OP is a babe
everythingismelting
You aged very well @OP
dominik12345678910
"aged"
BaconTerriers
You grew the rest of the lower half of your face. Nice job.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Yeah unfortunately I've lost my Senior yearbook so all I have is a shitty picture :/
BaconTerriers
Who needs a crappy yearbook when you have Imgur!
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha amen to that
Lizzylamers
I'd go black. Ha.
historymaker006
My first name starts with B and my middle name is Lee too
ILikeTurtleBooty
Dayuumm OP good job +1
Letstwerkthisout
You're a babe. Please tell me you live in the states
UpvoteForYouBiotch
GA!
Letstwerkthisout
Of course, you're all the way across the country. Sad day.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha booo. CA?
TennesseeTink
If I was a guy, gay or not, I would take your butt. Since I'm a girl I'll take your dick.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Uh oh. TN isn't far from GA.
TennesseeTink
Tempt me lol
UpvoteForYouBiotch
/a/FW6W5 haha
Scout3277
Georgia?! Oh god, so, not only are you adorably sexy, you also have a southern drawl?!? Swooooon. I'll be in my bunk.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Hahaha maybe just a bit
bumholiday
Aw I was hoping you were gonna be the twitter guy
DaniBlueEyes
H
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha that works!
DaniBlueEyes
Nailed it
UpvoteForYouBiotch
You're a natural
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Also, blue eyes are my weakness
DaniBlueEyes
Sat here for ten minutes trying to come up with something flirtatious and I guess that's it...oops
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
TIL OP is a babe
PrettiAwkward
Aww you're so young! Adorable. I feel like an old maid. I graduated 10 years ago.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
That's not old! You're still young!
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Icantbelievehowniceyouare
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
Haha nicely put!
thunderingthighs
Total babe!
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Making me blush :)
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
Dude! You make me wish I was younger or you were more desperate! (Pic in profile)
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Hahaha, couldn't find the picture
JesusProtectMeFromYourFollowers
There's a link above "Notoriety" and "reputation" Just click on it.
shaggysmomhasgotitgoingon
Oh thank god you are cuter now
IFrickinLoveSharks
That haircut was something else!
ProminentPigment
I could sense the relief in that comment. . . then I opened the link. Thank god is right!
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Hahaha yeah bad hair my Senior year...
NotAGirl
You sure turned out cute
SpreadYourToes
Bad hair throughout highschool I'm sure
Baebladee
Daaaaaaaymn
UpvoteForYouBiotch
What games do you play??
Baebladee
right now mostly casual games like rocket league and g-mod. Also dabble in LOL, Fallout (2nd run), Isaacs, call of duty, MTG
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Haha I play Halo, HOTS, Fallout, and other random ones. Let's hear you hate on HOTS ;p
radicalflaarqueen
that haircut tho
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Highschool one? Yeah it was bad... Lol
radicalflaarqueen
Yeah, high school one XD You look fine now :D
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Making me blush!
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
My OCD makes me want to finish all the numbers, not leave it short.
UpvoteForYouBiotch
Lol
WisdomPlaytime
OMG you just got a comment from the Michael Cera daily bad photoshopping guy!!
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofJohnCenaEveryday
Nope.