God Bless The Spoiler Killers

Dec 15, 2017 6:50 AM

DJGnarly

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Here's to you usersub. The one time of the year we really appreciate you.

even star trek is here to help https://m.imgur.com/mlYfxsU?r

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SNOKE IS JAR JAR and rey is a sentient pile of sand sent to kill darth vader

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, that Luke/Chewie love scene was crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Darth Vader dies

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 15, 2017 3:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

To avoid spoilers, don't read this comment section: it's full of 'em.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Max kills Goofy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So many dead bothans....

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No Bothans were harmed during the making of this film.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On reddit there was a spoiler on second position of /r/all yesterday, so no.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've finished the movie....my watch begins

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I thought it was weird how Kylo Ren dies from auto-erotic force choking.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SPOILER this movie blows.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 49

Sorry guys, it was a convoluted mess of a movie.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 16

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 12

Yep. It really does. Stop down voting this man

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 29

Yep it pretty much went nowhere. Variety review nailed it.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 20

We try.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watching this tonight and I'm so fucking excited!!!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Does imgur have a set time after which spoilers are OK or is it a gradual thing where spoilers receive less and less downvotes over time?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's gradual, for Star Wars id give it another 10-15 days before you start seeing TLJ memes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SPOILER: feels more like a marvel movie the. A Star Wars movie

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Had some great moments but I think overhyped. I was relieved though here and there, no spoilers

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best part about the movie is that I won't be waiting for the next episode anymore because episode 8 was a huge disappointment

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

I felt like that after The Force Awakens and Rogue One only made that feeling stronger.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Rylo Ken kills San Holo

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Oh no anyone but San Holo!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

San Holo is so good.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOLO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Spoiler Alert: I enjoyed the hell out of this movie and really miss Carrie Fisher. Killers come at me.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Spoiler: Was anyone else shocked that Luke was Snoke all along? Happy that he and Leia finally hooked up though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

STAY ON TARGET

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Spoiler! Luke has no hand! And Rey did Kylo Rens scar! And John Boyega is black!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Damn it, I thought he was Asian!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There were no spoilers.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nothing good to spoil.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

A spoiler for you: https://imgur.com/kNeifJk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see it Saturday. Hoping it's good.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I loved it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would say it had the most badass moments of any star wars so far.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It is very good. I watched it at the midnight showing on the release date and I'll be going back to the cinema again to watch it tonight

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

So many delusional fanboys here. If it wasn't named Star Wars you wouldn't give it a 2/10

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Too many idiots who can't see a good movie just because it's named star wars and they wanted something else.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The spoilers would have saved you from wasting time on garbage. Even the Star Wars reddit hated it.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

Yet another good reason to never visit that place. Nothing on this earth could have satisfied that vile crowd.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It wasn't garbage dude. You just are a purist, half of the Star Wars fans on Imgur and Reddit are

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

I don't even like Star Wars. The only movie of it I've genuinely enjoyed is Rogue One. The writing in this one was absolute shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoiler: at the start the text does the thing

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's so weird. Critics seems to love it but fans don't. Anyway, going to see it tonight and I will go with an open mind.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

It sucks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fan here: I loved it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I loved it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fan, I liked it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

There was one guy in my theatre who swore it's the worst movie ever. But it seems everyone else disagreed with him

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As a fan of SW (and ST, hence username), this was an amazing movie, I cried twice with not just sadness but a lot of other emotions.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

This movie made me FEEL things.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've already seen it twice. It's my favorite star wars film. I was speechless both times i watched it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I do my best to be aware of other people just having different opinions, but if that wasn't a good SW movie I don't really know what is.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was pretty bad.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

I saw it early, and it was very underwhelming. Surprising, since so many things happened.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

All the people i went to watch it with (3 different times) are very happy with this one!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I thought it made some weird/dumb decisions at times but otherwise liked it. Can't describe specifics without spoilers though :/

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Leia incident got me WTF. And the Casino scene was a distraction of the main plot. The rest was AWESOME

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Almost Every SW movie had something which wasn’t really needed in the plot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoilers be warned: The scene with Rey and Kylo joining could have been a great direction and brought something new, disappointed they didnt

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Would have been a good twist if Luke turned to the dark side...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went to see it yesterday. Was ok. The 3D was distracting though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 3D was completely shite. Going to see it again in 2D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned from Force Awakens, don't believe the critics and hardcore Star Wars fanboys.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Saw it yesterday. Not a fan. Didn't like it. It is the most biblical episode so far. Good vs evil, David vs Goliath. Same old thing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The fans definitely didn't hate it. At least not the theater i went to

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

I loved it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel very torn, it’s an enjoyable movie and critics praise it for being fresh, but I feel it did the opposite and went even more generic.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel like it was trying to be a 'fresh' star wars movie by being a generic action movie. With a bit of marvel style jokes thrown in.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell me how much of a retread of Episode 5 it is.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I would say it takes a small amount from both ESB and RotJ

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not much of a retread as it is a reversal/twist on it. It has a similar plot but every time you think something is going to go 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

in a direction, it goes in another. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That was kinda my problem with it. It was twists for the sake of twists, and we got no payoffs to anything.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dunno, I think it served it's purpose. We got in expecting this to be a rethread of the original trilogy because of TFA, 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not nearly as much as 7 was a retread of 4. It takes some surprising turns.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As soon as the rolling opening credits came up I thought "Ohhh no, this is empire strikes back all over again"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's exactly how they wanted people to think, I'd wager. Risky, but they pulled it off, imo.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

has some similarities, but the plot is generally different enough to be its own thing IMO. no where near as bad as force awakens

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

i think a lot of the similarities also stem from the first one, since they cant just throw the plot out they have to keep on with the story

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same basic plot but not as bad as Force Awaken's plot being almost an exact copy of A New Hope.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Very accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red 1 checking in. Been pretty quiet here!

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 3

Red 2 checking in. Getting worse as the time passes.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

This is Red 3. Seen a few and you’re right. It’ll just get worse

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Red 6 checking in. All clear on- ::x wing explodes::

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Must have been the fat one.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Red October, standing by... Seriously though, people need to fuckin' stop with the spoiler posts... 3 already :(

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

You beat me to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big Red, it's gonna be a spicy evening, folks.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Red fish Blue Fish checking in, nothing yet but stay on target

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Red5of9 checking in

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Red Rover checking in

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Disappointed with this movie.

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 41

Same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Me too. Terrible.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

Fight scenes were cool. That one specific moment with the turning lightsaber was cool. The rest was abysmal. Dumb shit occurred.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 14

Dumb shit like Leia flying through space? Luke milking a cow? General Hux being comic relief? Ugh. Smh.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

That's micro, I'm talking about MACRO. Nothing actually changed, and nothing happened on a broad scale, they tip-toed around character 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

development, and a change to the sith vs jedi status quo, but fucked it in the ass at the last second. pussed out big time. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tip toe is generous, lol. I agree.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It. Was. Shite.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 39

I was so worried that everyone would like it. I am glad to see so many people did not.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Subplots were horrendous but the last half hour was the best finish to any star wars film ove ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

Rogue One had a way better ending

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Then you didn’t see Rogue One. Or I-VII, lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Love RogueOne. This movie ending was good. But, not the best one. I hope they do one SW Story that shows "The Golden Age" of a Jedi or Sith.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Knew it! That's why I cancelled my ticket after thinking it over. TFA was completely unimaginative, and Rogue One was just garbage.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

VIII makes those two look like masterpiece theater.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

You just hate everything don't you? Everything isn't pure enough for ya

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Sometimes people are just trying so hard to dislike something new they don’t see what’s really happening.....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I liked episodes 2 and 3. Also nearly every Marvel movie since Iron Man.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Episodes 2 and 3 as in attack of the clones and revenge of the sith? Good god you are fucking with us

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The hell with all of you.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 15

*To hell.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*A hellings for everyone of everythings.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am genuinely interested in your opinion. I dont agree, but I would like to hear it!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

We need to take out X! Someone stall Y! Now we need to take out Z!Rinse and repeat, holding your breath whenever Carrie Fisher is in danger.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, snoke was supposed to be dark and brooding, and not DRESSED IN FUCKING GOLD AND TAUNTING PEOPLE L!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I still thought that Snoke was going to see Kylos move and then kill Kylo, which would have been BA.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kylo offering Rey to begin something new, to say fuck you to Sith, Jedi and everything was amazing, but they just pushed generic bad v good.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thank you for this comment! Good vs evil, David vs Goliath. Same old thing. And very much based on the bible.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Man ya'll gullible. He believes in the sith and dark side. He was playing with Rey's emotions.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but regardless it was a preferable story line I'd have liked to see.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I KNOW, I was like "oh wow this could be a super cool thing like run away lovers tearing down the system, but no... vader 2.0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I didn't feel like that at all. Kylo wanting to destroy the last remainder of the past makes for a great personal vendetta motivation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They just took all the plots JJ set up and threw em away.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There was little character development, the exposition was disjointed and the action was lack luster compared to prior films

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Personally I thought there was plenty of action. Depends on what you want I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the action was abundant... it was just bad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 main characters who are often on different sides of the galaxy. They could have focused more on some than others. Fin's role was pointless

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finn’s role in the movie was literally pointless, all that time on the island was retarded and boring, we end the movie with everyone in 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

But they had to fight the evil bourgeoisie!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The exact same macro position as they were before. Luke’s astral projection shit was unprecedented and dumb AF, the dialogue was 1.5/2

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

prequels bad, the suspension of disbelief for every plot point was so great as to be laughable, and it was formulaic to fuck 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

Sounds like you wanted your cake and eat it too. I can't tell you to like a movie if you don't, but I'll disagree and say it wasn't bad.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

I felt the whole Finn and person part should have been cut, the movie felt too long and that didn't contribute to the plot at all imo.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0