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Apr 12, 2016 5:48 PM

Melissa & Her Cucumber

One of my favorite green texts... Seeing it here made me realized you guys appreciate sick & twisted humor like I do.

Great, now I'm horny

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh yes. Very very much!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is definitely not green text. This looks more like yahoo answers.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I meant. Dunno why I put green text.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real question should be "could she look the neighbor's dog in the eyes for a month?"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the dog gets pretty excited!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0