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Sep 3, 2017 8:09 PM
Oscarwildebastardson
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ToastIsEssential
BREAKING NEWS: Indianapolis Colts sign unknown, undrafted free agent quarterback.
chipstone7
Sign her up. There are several ball teams who could her skills
arcadiancaligo
Hawaiian mothers too!
TheMajesticTurtle
My mom used words ;-;
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
Viva la chancla!!!!
Maaaaaalloooooo
My islander parents had this shit down to a science man. Could he me from 100 yards out while I'm hiding behind a coconut tree.
gfrommy
παντόφλα
whakalaka
Not only mexican moms invoke the power of the chancla (chancleta). Most Moms in South América knows how to exert power with it
NoMeGustaSand
The Night King before they added CGI
saleos
*whisper voice* La Chanclaaaah
FatBastardVegetarian
http://mexlol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Mexican-Problems-Matrix-Chancla.jpg
txmount
My mom is the whitest women you could meet, and she's a flip-flop ninja. La Chancla is universal!
HellsHegemony
Shit. My mom is white as fuck and threw baseballs up the stairs. Off two walls and hit all three of us in the head with one throw.
inmat
That is a child.
hardcorefanfictionreader
Dude, my mom never hit me with a chancla, tbh. Am I not Mexican enough?
BannedAcc1
If you never understood why latins/hispanics feared LA CHANCLA this video should suffice as why.
aaaaaa123456789
I'm from Argentina and I've never seen anything remotely close to this.
HermanManly
haha casual child abuse. Classic
Coolsailing
She has become to Americanized. A true Mexican woman could have picked it up with her toes.
origamy07
The power of la chancla
FatBastardVegetarian
http://mexlol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Mexican-Problems-Matrix-Chancla.jpg
Flyndaran
Child abuse is fucking hilarious as long as they aren't white.
Flyndaran
/S Yes, I expect to be down voted for being against hitting children with objects as I always am.
julgran
Stop being all reasonable! JK. I don't understand what's fun about hitting kids either, but I'm Swedish and never got hit by my parents.
EarlyWood
I laughed too hard at this....... My mom used to bend corners with her shoe
IDontKnowIfYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouDontKnowThatIDontCare
Mine too :(
SirBrendan
Oh, hey Mr. Murphy
RelaxYourself
My mom never threw shit at me so that was cool. I just got beaten senseless with a sack of coins.
BklynPunisher
Damn bro that's some prison shit. I guess she skipped the soap in a sock and went straight to loose change.
VulgarBear
My mom sniped me with a wooden spoon once because I tried to run away. Never did that again.
BklynPunisher
Sniped? Don't know why I found that so funny. I too got hit with or sniped with whatever was handy. Nothing was off limits.
iAmActuallyaDog
Seems funny, but as a daughter of a short-tempered Mexican mother, it is very annoying.
ReaLifeSmeagol
Is there a such thing as a not short-tempered Mexican mother?
Molotovbliss
iAmActuallyaDog
Touchè!
loganlobo
Not not only Mexicans. These moms are universal. Mine was Colombian
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
thats as kind of mexican ;)
PuppyDontCare
Haha that was equally funny and offensive
loganlobo
Oh yeah I forgot, Colombia is a small city in Mexico.
DelusionsOfMediocrity
Who throws a shoe?? Honestly?!?
ReaLifeSmeagol
Found the white guy.
Kasgx
I guess it's a non-white thing. Never happened to me either.
DelusionsOfMediocrity
Damn people, its a quote from Austin Powers.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
BalmDeBono
Are you motherless ?
inmat
My mother isn't abusive, so no.
cookseancook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0bVaTjF_Y
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Someone make a wasted gif
Kazzack245
Wasted gifs dont add any humor imo
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
And car spoilers do nothing for a vehicle travelling legal road speeds. Still nice to look at ;)
BiggusYuckus
KissChasey
˙ɥbnoɥʇ ʞɔɐq sǝɯoɔ sɹnO
CaptJerkpants
yeah, when it fails
KissChasey
˙ǝnɹ⊥
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
jherazob
PaleteroinATX
So do ours. The victim brings it right back after being hit with it or they get hit again with the chancla.
Menacepph
Can confirm this is 100% true.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Come*
KissChasey
¡NW∀ᗡ
BurntMomWarfare
MyUsernameDoesntCheckout
So do I downvote this to upvote it?
whatevermanishowedup
Can confirm. Uncle married a mexican woman (sweetest woman) and we had a birthday for my neice and we had water balloons and she gave my
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Unnecessary remark "sweetest woman". Are you feeling guilty about something?
Dycedarg
she'll know and throw a chancla if he doesn't type that addendum.
Treybetrey
Oraculator
The La Changla power.
chuparosa20
Can also confirm bc I am a Mexican woman
whatevermanishowedup
Uncle a black eye with one. Rightly so after taunted avout throwing like a girl xD
sundaymondayhippyday
SFMGifs
... was the water balloon frozen, or was the rubber just thick?
whatevermanishowedup
He wears glasses so I think those had a factor. It was wild though for him to get a black eye so he's always joking about how he wouldn't
whatevermanishowedup
Need a gun to go hunting he would just bring her and some bullets and let her throw them lmao
Knightendae
does it only work for Mexican women? I'd like to know. For personal reasons.
DontLookAtMePenis
Can confirm, just like OP I've also met a Mexican woman
Oscarwildebastardson
She gave what!!??? Damn it. Finish the story.
LangdaaTyaagi
She gave the D
absoliutenus
a black eye with a water balloon after he taunted her that she throws like a girl
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Let the music ???? play..
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
he did mate.
asehic89
Your username. Excellent.
AlwaysInGray
I checked the "about" page of your profile - literally took me 45 seconds of scrolling to get to the bottom. For NOTHING. Thx for that...
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
but did you hold your phone upside down and say "selfieselfieselfieselfieselfie" for 45 seconds exactly?
TheBlownCartridge
La chancala!
GalaxyBubbleGum
AHHHHH RUNN!!!
Trumpisms
We need this to be a unique weapon in like fallout or Oblivion or something. 100% hit chance, infinite range, causes confusion
Buckbeak1486
But getting it is an absolute bitch!
Trumpisms
You have to become level 100 in gardening, construction, cleaning, and manual labor to unlock the quest.
OneShot510
Your username isn't helping your racial stereotypes.
Trumpisms
I have the best stereotypes, so good, I'm gonna offend you bigly.
loganlobo
You mean la chancla
Iamtheknock
You mean la Chandler
Kusillo
You mean le chandelier
fudgeman
Could this thread BE any longer?
BigTex1
Yes
SirGray
thelastniceguy
A Mexican mom superpower
MostLikelyPooping
Not just mexican, Asians too. ;_;
thelastniceguy
Flip flop folk have this ability passed on though the years!!!
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Wow Mexicans mothers and Indian mothers have a lot in common
BalmDeBono
I think it's an international mother thing. French here with french mother. She was a sandal sniper.
ComradeMasha
Russian mom's got really good aim and the element of surprise working for them.
iwanttobebobdylan
I do this with my dogs even though my mom never did it to me. Its spooky how natural and accurate it is. Like its woven in my DNA.
SekomuMasada
Italian mothers, too. I've seen people get beaten with a bra.
DarthReznor
Just southern hemisphere things
Sienfeldreference
Yea but Indian mothers are better equipped with that broom.. Aah sweet childhood memories
GenericAnswerVag
As an Indian i can neither confirm not deny those incidents...!!
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Aah yes the broom. How about belts spatulas and rulers
Sienfeldreference
My mum's personal favourite was the fly swatter
HawasKaPujari
My mum threw a spatula with holes(cooking pooris) when I was annoying her, it hit me in the knee. Costed a lot of money in medical bills!
Sienfeldreference
You mean a hot one? With oil? I mean I'm not surprised still not as bad as the hawai chappal
HawasKaPujari
chappals hurt bad, but don't do any physical damage. Steel spatulas are sharp as fuck. And my mom used to hit us with anything she had.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Those are the worst. Hard rubber hurts
maijen0062000
Black moms too, though they like to run with it.
SirDistic
Black moms use belts. I saw one in the parking lot of a Piggly Wiggly. I kept walking right past.
IMissedTheJoke
My black mom liked to use hangers, wooden spoons, spatulas, her shoe, the tv remote, pretty much water was closest
TerriblePokemon
White mother's just screw up their kids by being alcoholics with terrible parenting as a result of years of neglect and abuse
mulligylan
"Jesus Sarah, no wonder you're a virgin."
KoyomiAraragi
" Jesus Sarah no wonder you're pregnant at 16"
theyar
Yeah because physically attacking your children is the real love.
C43H66N12O12S2
It's the real discipline and that should be enough
theyar
It's actually not the real discipline. There's no reason to think it is.
TerriblePokemon
I feel that there is no reason to ever hit a child.
Godefroyae
Agreed.
theyar
That is correct.
VulgarBear
There is a difference between physically abusing your child and physical discipline. I got my ass beat but I deserved it 100% of the time.
theyar
The difference is only in degree, not in kind.
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Jesus.
itsbatcountry
Fuck You.
TerriblePokemon
Blow me
itsbatcountry
kinky, later ;)
badlittlekittykitty
I can hit a kid who is acting up with my flip flop from anywhere! Mom of six. American. So there.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Would not the child protection services take the kids away or something. That's what seems to be what the media tells me about America
badlittlekittykitty
No serious harm to child. Just a means of keeping them from misbehaving
pelusita35
I have a son, 27, in Iowa probably misbehaving right at this moment. Do you deliver that far??
badlittlekittykitty
Lol
ElbowDeepInASnake
ICBF incoming. (Inter-Continental Ballistic Flip-Flop)
pelusita35
Bwahahaha!!!!
YaHeardTurdFerguson
Casino Indian or curry Indian?
boshbashbish
Curry indian. The mothership has a similar style to this.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Curry
jwan
Feathers or dots?
UvuvwevwevweOnyetenyevweUgwemubwemOsas
There are Indians and American Indians.
Wolfyboy
There are Indians and native Americans
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
There's tech support and injins
orangedoorhinge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFzYIWhma28
IRespondWithSpongebobGifsUsually
BigDaddyTruckNuts
Yeah can we talk about this scene? I never got this as a kid of whoa boy do I see it now.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
I do not understand. What does it mean?
TheRealSatanshandyman
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
BklynPunisher
A friend's mom did the same but used a platform shoe. Soles were made of cork but still had some heft.
WhatOhShitGif
Kid probably
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RetardAIert
I haven't watched that in years!
IW42
Have you seen the movie?
NickBlacksHumor
Worldstar
Treybetrey
LOST THE LEAD! GAINED THE LEAD!
Sotha
Hands are shakin, hands are shakin
soljaboss
And there is vomit on his sweater already
TheRealSatanshandyman
I'm so happy someone picked this up. Haha
SixPackSack
But im still shootn, im still shootn, like boom headshot, boom headshot, booom headshott!
BeardedPancho
What do you mean? I run faster with the knife
lordofhouselurker
Cuz sènor, I ain't bullshit from no one, from no one, no one!
BergVonDinkle
Dude what's wrong? I think you better go dude.... just go.....
IW42
FUCKIN' LAGGING PIECE OF SHIT