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Duck prosciutto
Our last two pekin duck breasts, ready to be sliced. These are dusted with white pepper and have been drying for 7 days at this point.
Shredded Chicken Necks
8 chicken necks were simmered in soy sauce, worchestershire sauce and water for 5 hours and then shredded. These were dressed with a home made teriyaki sauce and put into bite-sized pie crust cups.
Teriyaki sauce
Soy sauce, sugar, lemon, ginger, garlic, onion... simmered down to a thick syrup. Kind of a lot of effort just to drizzle two tablespoons on a pot of chicken neck meat, but it's easy and delicious, so whatever.
Rabbit legs marinating
The rabbit legs for the cacciatore marinated in garlic, thyme, and savory for 24 hours prior to being seared and slow cooked. I believe 6 of our california rabbits bit the dust for this dish.
Black Truffles
We got a jar of black truffles in brine and drained/dried them out so we could grate them into a couple of spreads.
Truffle butter
Home made butter with grated black truffle and a sprinkle of sea salt. It's in our butter bell (great for keeping room temperature butter fresh).
Truffled Crema di Lardo
Fresh ground pork fat whipped with honey chestnut vinegar, black truffle, salt and pepper. Pig butter.
Duck fat pesto
It's a little firmer in this pic
Rabbit sausages
I forgot to get a pic of this after it was cooked. This is super simple sausage, though. Rabbit meat, a bit of pork fat, salt, white pepper, and caraway seed (ground). This puts the "cute" in charcuterie.
Appetizer Close
Duck slider with caramelized onion and brie cheese on sweet Hawaiian bread in the foreground. Teriyaki chicken neck pie cup in the back. Baguette with home made ricotta and roasted grape tomatoes. The duck burger is Rouen duck leg quarters ground with orange juice and cinnamon. I also cured two duck breasts as if they were going to be prosciutto, but then soaked them in water to reduce the salinity and ground them into the fresh duck.
Appetizer plates
My wife and I put together 12 of these in less than 5 minutes. Efficient!
Cheese board
From top left, clockwise: 60% cream brie, 5 counties cheddar, mimolette, Shropshire blue, garrotxa. Plus, a sprinkling of pomegranate seeds and grapes. Nothing on this board was home made. Such posers.
Cold board
Man, this turned out great. Starting at the pig's ass on the left and going clockwise: Lardo, duck breast prosciutto, coppa secca, cacciatorini down by the front trotter, and tuscan salami in the middle. Garnished with a sprig of fennel. The lardo is back fat just at the point where the back fat merges into the top of the belly, hence the thin ribbon of red belly meat that made a pretty striking contrast. The salami is a bit young and as such, it's a little crumbly, but it has a great flavor. The coppa was the star of the show, but the duck breast came in a close second.
Lardo Close up
Beautiful cured pork fat with just a sliver of ruby red belly meat. If I recall correctly, this fat is from Sticks, one of our Hampshire cross pigs.
Coppa and salami
Close up of the Coppa and the Salami on the cold board.
Pickle Board
Use the lime as a starting point and go clockwise: Pickled pork tongue (Bricksy-baby-piggy's tongue), duck fat pesto, spicy-sweet pickled peppers/onion/cucumber, pickled habanero, bread and butter pickles, and pickled jalapeño, aka "cowboy candy." In the background, there's the truffled crema di lardo with grated truffle on top.
Terrine board
There are little head cheese loaves and a duck liver pate. I had made the pate in a scalloped tea cup also, but I couldn't get it to come out, so I went with the backup brick. The head cheese is brine-cured pork head, white wine, lemon zest and juice, parsley, and the gelatin from the simmered head and 5 trotters. The one on the left has a fennel sprig embedded in the gelatin and the one on the right has two parsley leaves. The pate is duck liver sautéed in butter with onion, capers, and brandy. It's then put in the food processor with butter and heavy cream. I've made pate a few times before, but this was my first head cheese. The board is a round of maple I cut last week while working on next year's firewood. We rubbed it with a puck of beeswax from our hives.
Hot board
This wasn't as pretty as the cold board, but it was very tasty. A big pile of jowl bacon, andouille sausage, and fresh sausage balls. The sausage balls are predominantly sage, garlic, and ginger. The andouille is from our pig Straw, while the bacon and sausage is from Bricks, the biggest of the three Hampshire Cross pigs we raised this year.
Coniglio Cacciatori
Slow cooked rabbit leg in a rustic sauce of morel mushrooms, carrot, celery, pepper, tomato, white wine and rabbit stock. The major herbal flavors are thyme and savory.
Duck fat pesto
Rendered duck fat is whipped with basil and celery greens.
Tonno di maiale, cold
Pork leg meat is cured in salt and then simmered in white wine, water, and bay leaf. It's then packed in olive oil. The slow simmering and oil preservation gives it a texture similar to tuna and the bay leaf and white wine make it taste bright and citrusy. I made a mayonnaise from one of our chicken eggs to toss this in. Celery greens and red onion round out this salad/spread.
Tonno di maiale
After this warmed up closer to room temperature and the oil started to pool.
Truffle butter
Grated black truffle on top to turn the fancy up to 11.
Truffled crema di lardo
Grated black truffle on top. This is delicious. Can't recommend enough.
Butternut squash pie
Lard-based crust, butternut squash filling, pig ornament. My wife is one with the oven.
Dessert
Butternut squash pie and roll. We grew a decent amount of butternut squash this year and my wife is straight killing it with the desserts. The roll filling is a cream cheese icing. We make a chai tea powder with cinnamon, allspice, clove, cardamom, ginger, anise, and black pepper. The cream cheese filling has that chai powder mixed in. The whipped cream (which is drooping in this pic) has cinnamon mixed in.
SlickBJJ
That was straight up Hannibal Lecter up in this bitch...
GoddammitMrNoodle
Sometimes fancy food is so fancy it's inedible.
jeffreybaratheon
Honestly some of these look and/or sound gross.
TacoFox
What? No wrens livers or wolf nipple chips?
mysecondaccountistheshitlikegoingnumber2
Ah yes, truffle butter. Delicious
redoak77
#richpeopleofimgur
LeadByBadExample
*reddit
MrBananaBeak
Reading this made me poorer.
amacv23
These are all flavors of which I have no experience with.
DJStankyDrawers
Who even leads this kind of life?
medes90
To be quite honest this doesn't look all that appetizing. But looks like you put a lot of work into it!
PyroJohn
Looks good, but y'all got any ketchup to go with it?
itiswednesdaymyboobs
Oh my god! Ed Sheeran is that you??
captainclutch
RIP @PyroJohn 1/31/2012 – 11/8/2015
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
Rich people eat some weird crap
currentlyincleveland
As someone who regularly enjoys charcuterie: yooooooo this looks bomb as shit. Where's my invite?
CammyD
Congrats on the money and education
modicumjones
So if step 1 is Have Money, i guess steps 2 and 3 are Have Time and Have Friends.
noonerspisms
Also raise some pigs
theonlyandone
Talent. Yes, talent. It's necessary before one even gets started.
upsetsanity
Meh, there's plenty of charcuterie that can be made with cheap ingredients, and friends will just decrease the amount of food for you.
whitter86
The only expensive thing on the list was the truffles
jinky74
That shit was expensive all around.
wofulunicycle
You and I have very different definitions of expensive.
loukohl
considering the title of the post reads 'at our farm', more hard work than money went into this night. sustainable living doesn't (1/2)
loukohl
have to be costly; we just think it does, because we're used to buying everything at a store, and living in cities. 2/2
wofulunicycle
These things cost a lot at the store because it's expensive to own a farm, raise animals, cure meats, make cheese and butter, etc.
wofulunicycle
I agree with you that sustainable living does not have to be costly. Many of these dishes, however, use very, very expensive ingredients.
wofulunicycle
Charcuterie & cheeses are particularly expensive due to the length of time it takes to prepare (prosciutto takes several years for example).
NoCuretoInsanity
90% of this looks really gross to me.
ImitableAnimal
Say duck fat pesto one more time.
itsnotsciencefiction
Tbh, most of this looks sort of yucky to me.
BeautifulUniqueSnowflake
I don't understand things.
BourbonBuck
7 days is not enough to call that prosciutto. It takes months and years to make real prosciutto. Should be called "cured"
therealNewHampshire
You and I have different definitions of truffle butter
LeSmelborpOfImgur
Urban Dictionary has ruined me more than I care to admit.
whitter86
shipshiphooray
Is this food?
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Maybe I'm plain, but none of that sounds all that appealing.
MMPRMastodon
Yea I'm too broke to click "Load remaining 16 images"
Imsorrythatwasinappropriate
I'd eat a lot more of this food if I knew how to properly pronounce charcuterie so I could ask for it at the fancy store.
mandakat
shar-koo-ter-ee
Imsorrythatwasinappropriate
I want to believe you but at the same time I am worried you are telling me how to ask for shark vagina.
mandakat
You know, I actually chose to use a k there because I was worried about it looking like "cooter." Oh well.
varsil
Just do it and enjoy your shark vagina already.
FarrisonHord
So THAT'S what truffle butter is!
eovsvin
I burned my mac and cheese today.
Okowski
I burnt the water I tried to heat up this morning.
underpantswizard
I ate a pound of microwaved mashed potatoes.
Bunnii
But you just reminded me about mine on the stove. You da real hero.
eovsvin
I saw an link for Minecraft and it reminded me about mine Kraft.
DoctorOwly
Are you a Sim?
OldSaintDickolas
... How
WhatUpMyKnittah
My spaghetti-o's exploded in the microwave today.
Dideverythingjusttastepurple
I love SpaghettiOs.
WhatUpMyKnittah
Gotta get the meatball ones! Although I think a meatball is what caused the explosion...
OutrageDuJour
successfully made cheesecake... then promptly locked myself out of the house.
YouKnowYouCanUploadImagesWithoutSubmittingThem
I love food, but I'm not gonna lie, some of that just doesn't sound good. Pig butter? No thanks.
StarsandGarters
You'd be so fucking surprised, holy hell. I thought the same, but it's so good.
byohzzrd
Well done lardo is the bastard child of bacon and a stick of butter. Pure tastiness. Thesecould be awesome, but strange to western palates.
basedpizza
Head cheese? Nah. I'll pass.
kriositivity
Could feel the fat coating my mouth as I scrolled.
YouKnowYouCanUploadImagesWithoutSubmittingThem
Yeah, and I know that might be considered a good thing in their world, but...
ProcrastinateurParExcellence
Absolutely everything on that list except for the blue cheese (I really wish I liked blue cheese) seemed orgasmically awesome to me.
legolass
You'd be surprised how good some things taste when they come farm fresh like this. It's very different than grocery or store bought
darkprincess0212
Agreed.
totallyofficialdalton
I had leftover chili for the 3rd night in a row.
MMPRMastodon
Just made like two weeks worth in my slow cooker. Mmmmmm Chili
noonerspisms
Did you know you can get a family chili from Wendy's? 10 bucks for a huge bowl
HailSatinGodOfFabric
I had my in laws leftovers....
odium33
I had to freeze the rest of mine after 4 days straight. Cooking for 1 is tough.
ChildrenOfEarth
Me too man...me too
GoodOlZR
Who do I have to blow to get an invite to the next one? Seriously.
blonx
Had me at "lardo"
Verldemert
I would blow all of you to be a part of this magnificent feast.
yerrface
All of us?
Birddmann187
Bukkake party instead?
wafflesandpuppies
EVERYBODY TAKE A NUMBER!
noyoucannothavemyusername
I'm down to get down for this too
ZombieDK
If u find out let me know.
Landroid55
Me too please
xxoctavianxx
Me three
icallpeopleJack
Yeah i have my kneepads eady, jack