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Girl does an excellent magic trick.
Aug 1, 2017 1:28 AM
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WoodenShoe
Instant preggers!!
ThisUsernameBelongsToTheNords
When she sees you again 4 months after you hook up cause she heard you hit the lotto.
StillNotYouTube
handbanana13
You can't get her butthole pregnant.
FreddyPhish
Ginkgopsida
WTF?
confirmsthings
Don't ask, it's from one of the worst movies ever made.
tomatoboy
It appears to be Ellen Page playing around with her prosthetic belly during filming of Juno.
rufustmiers
It takes a whole 9 month to complete that trick
Shadowfly
She's gorgeous!!
franciscoairodu9000
You can tell she's pregnant beforehand
KrombopulosC
igotbannedacouplemonthagoagain
You saying she is a chicken? lol
Zapperoni
slothTerror
mrx600531
I only got better for me.
theostacy
Nice figure.
serpx
Hot
Geckowithtwospinners
Is she pregarnart?
punger
Geckowithtwospinners
Oops, just misspelled
Geckowithtwospinners
Meant granate
gregorclegane
She's purty.
Stev757
She's a former Miss Teen USA and a model
boopboopityboop
this made me so uncomfortable
gregorclegane
Doobular
TheCalvinShow
SkinnerTBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFbsxS-thw
Ivanaski
Jesus
SkinnerTBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bRRupLoijM
SkinnerTBD
side note, this got my cousin to block me on facebook. or maybe it was zombie jesus day.
pirate08
Nofuture123
I'm fine with this.
Phobetor42
beer200000
Same
mricowboy
U think that is gonna stop me? Hell, that's my fetish.
triplesees
No condom
Dwerioc
Diseases are still a thing, though.
mricowboy
What is dead, May never die.
BeTheBestMe
I'm fine with tits.
Tiac
I want that suit - anyone know where it's from?
tivadar
Please let me know if you found it! Thanks
NESwasBest
Sexy momma (to be)
SkinnerTBD
her kid is at least 3 by now.
bachterman
stormi bree.
ThaEnder
They named the baby Gravity? What the fuck.
Stev757
Their names are Lucky Blue and Stormy Bree. The kid didn't have a chance.
Bigcurly2000
The rule these days seems to be your kid's name must be stupider than yours, so when you're starting point is "Stormi..."
bachterman
yeah. what happened to good ol' balakay and dee-nice?
tracereading
Oh cool
MetaSomma
I love how this is all "Surprise I'm not what you expected!" It's like she thinks that makes her unattractive. Hate to break it to ya, but..
RoutemasterFlash
I very much doubt she thinks that.
eatingcherrybombs
That's my fetish
Diddyu
But what color is it?
tooomanysteves
Yellow and blue
gregorclegane
Depends on who she fucked, doesn't it.
Understructure
tyrunn
DrChimRichulds
What's for dinner ma??
andreReactionGod
That's the weird kid from fantastic beasts
Iamenvy
And the new Flash
OnlyHereForTheDankMemes
Maintain eye contact. Establish dominance.
Gluntch
So intimate
xnlhmardfrx88831415
Shake a tail feather ...
JeffSmurthers
StRocketScience
Been a while since I've seen this gif. It used to be the only gif I'd see
NateintheNorth
You offerin'?
JeffSmurthers
JackOfYouKnowLikeACoupleTrades
Great film
xendazzle
What film is it?
FacemanPeck
This right here is exactly why I can't accept him as the Flash.
iswim
You understand the concept of an actor, right?
Coolbacca
To try and accurately portray a character, for instance Barry is NOT a weird twitchy loner who looks like an old Asian woman.
FacemanPeck
You understand the concept of memory, right? It's going to be hard for me and I'm sure many others to not think about his work in that mind
FacemanPeck
Scarring movie while he's playing the fun and silly Barry Allen.
CaptainPicardsFish
malicewizard9
Ahh my favorite
HexLHF
Barry Allen is a very lonely man it seems.
Gluntch
What the fuck
buce123
The movie is called, "we need to talk about Kevin". It's very wtf
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
The question in that movie is "is devil made or born?" Was Kevin born like how he is or did his parents make him that way?
markskayff
Welcome to usersub you front page person.
Gluntch
I occasionally delve into these hellish pits but this is another level
t33kay
We need to talk about Kevin. Chilling movie
ButterfaceTaintClown
Not in a Netflix chilling kind of way either.
shermanCG
Definitely a Netflix and chill movie to watch with your mom.
Chinwekewa
This is a leaked scene from Justice League. That's The Flash right there.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Wait, that is!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Is anyone excited for the movie? I'm not sure. Question, does it make the movie worse or better when Aquaman is one of the coolest in it?
CaptainCanti
well aquaman is one of the coolest superheroes so
BushBakedBeams
When people catch me doing that
GoldFrieza
Rookie. Getting caught lol
BushBakedBeams
sauerteig
ILikethBigButtocksHenceICannotForswear
Isnt that flash?
SonicBoomYourFamily
Why does she keeping opening the door?!
ButterfaceTaintClown
He's.... Yep... He's still doing it.
MetaSomma
I found out the real reason. Keep watching for another four hours, you'll find it too
MetaSomma
A full bong may help. FYI.
braingain
For more
GoldFrieza
That question has no good answer
fbutt09
Cause she secretly has a penis and wants to see if his is bigger than hers
GrantLeavitt
Why does she leave it open and stare?!
deathbymonkeys
The new flash movie looks intense
mimsMerlin
HightechHippieATX
We need to talk about kevin.
iswim
Great film.
rikoschett
And book.
iamkarlpilkington
I actually didn't really rate this film.
TheMoonMelon
RelevantForOnce
great movie
Boufus
Yeah, great movie. "why did you kill all those people?" "I dont think I know anymore." *end*
RelevantForOnce
Yeah I'm not going to defend that scene, but the whole part where he refuses to be potty trained and she throws him is so amazing.
margaretolson
I cheered.
jo3s
What movie? Always looking for recomendations
Boufus
"We Need To Talk About Kevin"- for all your darkest, most nihilistic childhood dreams.
Ruik
The book's okay too.
MyLittleBorg
spot
TeamNegan
still
SDtrashpanda
DarkwingDuc
I think someone already did...
TeamNegan
Still
jenniferlawrenceisabear
Knee slapping intensifies
IHaveAMemeForThis
Thoseguysinsuitsallclappingwiththeoneguyholdingwhiskey.gif
UpvotesForAllUBeeches
CalicoChris
Still wooden fastener
Kinslayer841
Nah... Still wooden screw
RelevantForOnce
confirmed
youdonegoofed
A shag and a blow job at the same time win/win
Spartan132
vigorously
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Still screw made out of wood, what?
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EatingFiftyBagels
chopper35
Imaginarian
Still wood screw
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
God dammit. +1
hitlersjuicyhole
Thank you
Wwyrick
Steel wood screw
Cilvaa
Right? Just makes her hotter..
HearMeFart
We all have different turn-ons...
gourami
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Can't tell if butt with acne or tits
IHaveAMemeForThis
Por que no los dos?
AustrayaMate
It would be great if it had a joke for this. Wooden tit
UndeadDodo
Get the fuck out. +1
BananaShip
SCORE! She cant get pregnant when she's already pregnant.
TheRicM
Grapes of Wrath
Downvotemeifurafag
also good for bringing to parties..guaranteed DD
LookingForMyKids
Superfetation
EldarSteve
Hey cool! I always knew this was a thing but didn't know the word for it.
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Therises
Riiiiight..... Coffee.....
TimmyDans
Not with that attitude she can't
godcixelsyd
There was a woman who did. Will look up link, not sure if it was found fake or not though.
godcixelsyd
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfetation check out human section for examples
HeavyCreamsWetDreams
That's crazy!
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
That is fascinating
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
"In 2015, Kate and Peter..." - Hate to tell you Peter but Kate may not have been totally honest with you about why she stays late at work.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
That sounds like an awful superpower.
FelixTheAnimator
It's a real thing. "Super-fetation" or something like that. My twin and I were concieved 3.5 weeks apart.
LunaPolaris
Isn't that fairly normal for fraternal twins?
FelixTheAnimator
It's starting to be recognized as such. Back when we were born it was just "oh one stole blood-flow from the other".
rezexelon
I know a girl who has two sets of lady parts, that literally can get knocked up while knocked up.
godcixelsyd
So.... Are they in sync? Like, periods come at the same time? Double orgasms? So many questions......
rezexelon
LOL....I never did get that much info. She was primary friends with my sister and hitting on her to the point of needing details didn't work
godcixelsyd
Dammit... This is going to make for an extremely difficult bucket list now.
MinorityRetort
But if she's having a girl, can the baby get pregnant? I can't be a father yet, man.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
Maybe if the pregnancy lasts for 14 years.
BananaShip
babyception
MetaSomma
Good news everyone!
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
And you know she puts out!
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Bob64
She's now pregnant with twins.
BulkSquatThrust
But wouldn't the baby get pregnant???
Bob64
Yes
Bob64
MetaSomma
I completely approve of this approach
UpvotesForAllUBeeches
CondescendingCunt
And if you're lucky you might get to fuck two people at once.
DeathbladeEric
If you time it right you can get a screw & a BJ at the same time...
thedarksideoftheforce
Just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
BuceWayne
insertarelnombre
BananaShip
SkiaOura
Pergenat
xorpen
Pregant
governmentgavemeagun
"Will it hurt baby top of his head"
Mergghhhh
Pregananant
BellCranel
PREGÁNTE
verygoodusernamenumber1
Impringate
rookie23
Pomegrenate.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Starch masks?