Lassannn
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Nov 19, 2024 6:01 PM
Lassannn
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ActualSpaghetti
The smoke alarm?
downvoteacct
Isn’t it a great feeling!?!
CriminallyMysophobic
*backhand fronthand uppercut* good job
deechill
Washed your hands after taking it for a walk I hope
Apollymkatistrafia
Some days, we gotta take the little wins
G081
you are leveling up getting the weight and length!
goboltz
"Finest Quality Shit-Post" . . Confirmed!
fartymarty42
lol me too, feels great
TuneInTonight
You can't believe where I'm typing this from
BeaverOnFire
Yakeshinu
Bigemedic
Little victories.
BIC777
It won't help
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Doesn't harm, though
Dimension09
Pics or it didn't happen
yeahhedugit
ThatRaccoonGuy
I just had a fantastic bubble bath.
donsterkay
You farted in the tub?
ThatRaccoonGuy
gotta re-blow the bubbles when they start to go flat you know
isetprettygirlsonfire
Title made me think this was a cool rock post. Fuck you @Lassannn
RoyDMercer
I knew I could count on you to lift my spirits.
Lassannn
Is this Goldberg?
RoyDMercer
It ain't funny . . .
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
No, shit
RayneOfSalt
UnitConversionBot
23 feet ≈ 7.01 metres or 4.67 small boulders
donsterkay
How many bananas?
alcamar
The world is full of shit, we are just helping to cap it off
HillOfBeans
Oh man, *crap it off* was right there
Twinklepot
Success!
charondaboatman
Seriously, nothing beats a really good, pants loosening shit.
Kyrorayne
Lassannn, you shit post this at least every other week. My dude, you need to get regular! Also, Fuck You, Lassannn!
AReallySatisfyingPoo
Sounds like he is regular already.
SilentSecretMan
TheSpindrifter
This never fails to amuse me.
tarataqa
Good old Poops McGee
lapus
Does your toilet weigh your poo?
arajad
He might be posting from the planet Bethselamin.
Lassannn
I stood on a scale before and after.
AddictedtoSoup
Dude, what did you eat?
Lassannn
five guys
Doismellbacon
All 5 of them?!
Lassannn
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
stuart1965
you stole someone's turd? Is that why you went to plumbing school?; I think not!!
AReallySatisfyingPoo
I have been summoned.
TuneInTonight
HillOfBeans
Hey, you. C’mere. Howzabout you give me one, eh? It’s been awhile, if you know what I mean.
AReallySatisfyingPoo
You might be eating too many beans
HillOfBeans
Poo, you have a loose screw.
I’m no cannibal! I need greens.
Shadowhawk000095
psugab
For once, I didn't even need to check the username. Fuck you @Lassannn . But good job
Doismellbacon
Same here, I knew it was @Lasssannn before I even clicked on it!
PinkEater
*butt, good job.
Lassannn
Thanks, dude!
psugab
You're welcome. Glad you took that load off
Mehtoes
Not so overrated as bad sex and as underrated like a good poop!!
LegionExMachina
Did you moan (sexually) as it exited your anus?
PaintinBnnuys
"You ever take a shit so big, it felt kinda gay?"
-me, every time I return to chilling with the boys after a good shit.
MarioBoon
oh yeah, like you just feel a perfect squeeze off.
Gayforbae
If thats what makes you moan, may I suggest buttplugs?
PaintinBnnuys
To quote God seconds before putting the male g-spot in our assholes.
"No homo."
majorPUFFEN2
I get full body quivers
PhallicsJones
Poo shivers
krstd
Don't think I ever moaned, but I know it was a good one if I feel all exhausted afterwards and need to take a nap.
HeadJamistan
Not even when you had to run to the bathroom with a poop that's been prarie dogging for a long time?