Nov 8, 2019 11:21 PM
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Hybris51129
Kirov reporting.
gocyclic249
Kirov Reporting
PencilCake
*Daredevil intensifies*
ZzxInsanityxzZ
*MISSILE MISSILE MISSILE*
daytonrazorback
mythology333
God we are in the most boring post apocalypse.
princessvaliant
I’m a little spooked.
AimlessSavant
Pictured. German Zepplin bombing london, 1917.
Kevo1991
Kirov reporting!
natsumiru
Kirov reporting
thatkio
Its happening. Howl's moving castle is going to happen, but with robots instead of birb-magic people
Tolkienfan57
KIROV REPORTING
AsianLeprechaun
I still want to know how companies plan to stop people from shooting drones down.
Filanwizard
delivery drones are escorted by armed drones that shoot back. ;)
Obijesus
Suicide by drone squad
Fine them?
ionicseraph
AHairyBum
First thing that came to mind
CPTHindsight2020
This looks a lot like the Soviet carrier blimp in command and conquer
ThereIsAJifForThat
https://amp.businessinsider.com/amazon-blimp-delivery-drones-viral-video-is-fake-2019-4
TheGreatPsiCo
Officially terrified....
SykesFairbairn
Skynet v.01
CAPTnobody
That airship needs googly eyes above the "mouth" line...
justnerdingout
What could go wrong?
CynicalPuss
Birth of skynet and drone strikes
Jacketsjacket
WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
blaghart
Accurate, considering they're about as morally bankrupt.
GeneralNuclear
Did somebody mention another settlement that needs your help!
AtillatheGun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsXO-YxEX9c
FullMetalloidAlchemist
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing."
wraith3
We come in peace, but will actually act like fascist assholes because the writers confused us with the Enclave.
xVVitch
redheadedvaultgirl
That was exactly my first thought. Glad to see it posted.
YouTubeRed
WarlordPipsqueak
Oh boy, here we go again. TOM! GET THE BOMBS!
Computermatronic
The ATOM Bombs
Eddyrock
We require additional pylons!
llortamai
It's all about the cones
EnDeRWiGiN
yes my thoughts exactly
TryingToBeCoolLikeYou
This unsettles me...
DukePhelan
It should, not mush stopping this tech from carrying explosives or incendiaries to targets civilian or otherwise.
nukukitty
not to mention cuts a fair amount of human jobs among other downsides, can't say i like the drone idea..
Well automation is coming for a lot of the service sector jobs next. Manufacturing is already in the toilet, what we all do after that idk.
Nah, I mean you're right, but the unsettling is more primal. It's like watching hornets leave a nest or something, activates the lizardfear.
DougForcett
Which episode of Black Mirror is this?
BenSnow97
the bees
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
your life
Merrigan917
The one with a live studio audience.
samtherat6
It’d be really cool if this was real.
TimTheEnchanter421
It is! (Or will be). Lockheed Martin Hybrid Airship
hufflesnuff
I'm tellin ya right now, I'd get drunk and shoot BBs at em.
Japanesemotorboat
You weren't the only one thinking that.
ipokeangrycats
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
Grroot
GhostofBillyMays
YOU NEED MORE VESPENE GAS! *COOL STARGATE WARP IN SOUND*
TelemonianAias
I am the blade of Shakuras.
Martellus
It was, and still is amusing to see the enemies side of the map be completely engulfed by your teams’ color.
AstartesLibrarius
https://youtu.be/B4XJmoD2qFI Exactly what you described.
schnager
Lmao that's awesome
phonoodle415
Better hope you got templars to storm them blimps
Dylzner
And now I'm going to play SC
YetiFurDrapesInc
Same here... Good bye productive day, hello nostalgia.
pro9200
Gattmanfu
Gee'hous!
10CentsGetsYouNuts
Take it slow
TehSeksyManz
"It is a good day to die."
WyldtheBobSteve
I heard the noise! I haven't played Starcraft in years, but I heard that whooshing sound they made when launching drones. Thanks!
Tubbinthetwos
en taro adun executor
DistantSkyFire
My life for Auir!
cloudskye280k
En taro tassadar
justanotherdude123
En taro artanis
FatDickSpirit
POWER OVERWHELMING
mlars300
Found the cheater!!!
ElephantKid
Wait isnt that the dark/red archon that tyakes over units in SC2?
NumbW0n
I heard this when I saw it.
kamehameshaw
My life for Aiur!
SalmySwims
I came here to say this. Good on you, Executor.
TheMexiranian
Thank you. Exactly.
DekkoBynari
I read every referenced comment with their appropriate voices. I miss Brood War.
Eldibs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5e6eG6bXAQ
mrdoublejr1360
Most OP unit in the game. As a Terran I hated these em
rudejohn
Goliaths. So many Goliaths once I saw Stargates.
DoDucHuy
But a yanky boi and neural boi shows up and you are dead meat
HannibalPoopsPeople
Fuck, you just made me feel so nostalgic for that game
pantslessgamers
Remastereds got a nice small community still
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Needs more interceptors
BigBadBillyBoy
*Shunk, shunk, shunk*
parasP6rsas
AtypicalMammal
For Adoon!
NuNuDagobah
I still prefer "Kirov reporting"
WTHisaDIMMAK
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!!!!
langri
Fuck off, Aldaris
SoraHjort
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
Cobaltdragonfly
NotNotDeadpool
OUT OF MINERALS
080080
it's YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS, you filthy casual. bet you watch dubbed anime too, you nickelback loving turd.
discostoou
YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS!
ProcrastinateAllDay
additional supply depots required
Fiousaurus
"Aak! Ya scared me."
tonybrio3000
Jim Raynor at your service
DrLeonardChurch
This is Jimmy!
randomonotony
This is exactly what the Alien Invasion will look like.
Sensino
No, it's wrong logo on the blimp, should be Facebook...
Kangadilla
Plot twist, Humans are the aliens.
Anyone else hearing Ride of the Valkyries?
QotU
I am now
I'm hearing brood war sound fx
NapoleonDynOmite
Imperial March from Star wars. Duh duh duh da da dah
TempletonFerrariThe3rd
Hell March from red alert 2
Aoloth
Imperial march I thought...
simulcrasunflo
On the kazoo. With kitty subwoofer yowl in the background.
Alpha5772
Well, I am now.
Morg729
No, Flight of the Bumblebee
r333
Right before I scrolled down to this comment
darkhawkclaw
never seen this, this is insane.
Heavenissize17socks
MORE PYLONS!!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
It's also just an animation
Seffypoo
valen00
For now. That said I reckon it'll be medium rigid trucks, drive to a suburb, release the drones. They go out and back. Recharge reload/
While the truck drives to the next suburb
mblizzle
It fooled me!
famousmcfly
I was about to ask this.....
jrz19ShibaLord
Tarmaccian
Note the Skunkworks logo on the tail. https://www.wingsjournal.com/helium-one-will-use-lmh-1-hybrid-airship-deliver-helium-tanzania
Other way around. If you can find a source that Amazon has secretly deployed an army of blimp-riding drones, I'll send you a cupcake
Does it have to be a legitimate source? I'll do many things for a cupcake
It does, sadly. Cupcakes don't grow on trees.
WaitUmmmWhat
And this is cheaper than trucks how?
Crackheadpirate
No not at all God forbid you pay anybody to do anything.
OrangeFlavours
Because people are expensive to employ, and drones bypassing traffic makes them a lot more efficient. It's fake though, just a concept.
It's obviously not being used yet because, it isn't and can't be. In the future though, could be.
This is CGI, but in reality, high-altitude blimps are actually cheap for long-haul aviation. A solar-powered 1-meter propeller can move 1/3
the whole airship, because the air resistance is minimal at that altitude. The hard part is it's also really cold, so it's very hard to 2/3
keep the pumps and valves (used for changing altitude) working. Their cargo also limits their altitude, so scaling up is problematic. 3/3
EricPisch
They have ordered 100k electric revian trucks
cphug184
Heard that the volume of double-parked Amazon (and other) delivery vans is crippling traffic in the cities. This may help
jebascho
Sure it's not the Ubers who stop in the middle of moving traffic?
Syrpynt
Retirement, pensions, insurance, repairs/maintenance, decommisioning vehicles, diesel... Idk what a drone squad costs. But the blimp is $$$.
Schmuck4hire
Don't you also have to pay people to pilot the drones?
Imho, I think their drones would be self-flying using gps for guidance. But you're right, they may have someone still piloting them?
Hybris51129
Kirov reporting.
gocyclic249
Kirov Reporting
PencilCake
*Daredevil intensifies*
ZzxInsanityxzZ
*MISSILE MISSILE MISSILE*
daytonrazorback
mythology333
God we are in the most boring post apocalypse.
princessvaliant
I’m a little spooked.
AimlessSavant
Pictured. German Zepplin bombing london, 1917.
Kevo1991
Kirov reporting!
natsumiru
Kirov reporting
thatkio
Its happening. Howl's moving castle is going to happen, but with robots instead of birb-magic people
Tolkienfan57
KIROV REPORTING
AsianLeprechaun
I still want to know how companies plan to stop people from shooting drones down.
Filanwizard
delivery drones are escorted by armed drones that shoot back. ;)
Obijesus
Suicide by drone squad
Obijesus
Fine them?
ionicseraph
KIROV REPORTING
AHairyBum
First thing that came to mind
CPTHindsight2020
This looks a lot like the Soviet carrier blimp in command and conquer
ThereIsAJifForThat
https://amp.businessinsider.com/amazon-blimp-delivery-drones-viral-video-is-fake-2019-4
TheGreatPsiCo
Officially terrified....
SykesFairbairn
Skynet v.01
CAPTnobody
That airship needs googly eyes above the "mouth" line...
justnerdingout
What could go wrong?
CynicalPuss
Birth of skynet and drone strikes
Jacketsjacket
WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
blaghart
Accurate, considering they're about as morally bankrupt.
GeneralNuclear
AtillatheGun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsXO-YxEX9c
FullMetalloidAlchemist
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing."
wraith3
We come in peace, but will actually act like fascist assholes because the writers confused us with the Enclave.
xVVitch
redheadedvaultgirl
That was exactly my first thought. Glad to see it posted.
YouTubeRed
WarlordPipsqueak
Oh boy, here we go again. TOM! GET THE BOMBS!
Computermatronic
The ATOM Bombs
Eddyrock
We require additional pylons!
llortamai
It's all about the cones
EnDeRWiGiN
yes my thoughts exactly
TryingToBeCoolLikeYou
This unsettles me...
DukePhelan
It should, not mush stopping this tech from carrying explosives or incendiaries to targets civilian or otherwise.
nukukitty
not to mention cuts a fair amount of human jobs among other downsides, can't say i like the drone idea..
DukePhelan
Well automation is coming for a lot of the service sector jobs next. Manufacturing is already in the toilet, what we all do after that idk.
TryingToBeCoolLikeYou
Nah, I mean you're right, but the unsettling is more primal. It's like watching hornets leave a nest or something, activates the lizardfear.
DougForcett
Which episode of Black Mirror is this?
BenSnow97
the bees
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
your life
Merrigan917
The one with a live studio audience.
samtherat6
It’d be really cool if this was real.
TimTheEnchanter421
It is! (Or will be). Lockheed Martin Hybrid Airship
hufflesnuff
I'm tellin ya right now, I'd get drunk and shoot BBs at em.
Japanesemotorboat
You weren't the only one thinking that.
ipokeangrycats
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
Grroot
GhostofBillyMays
YOU NEED MORE VESPENE GAS! *COOL STARGATE WARP IN SOUND*
TelemonianAias
I am the blade of Shakuras.
Martellus
It was, and still is amusing to see the enemies side of the map be completely engulfed by your teams’ color.
AstartesLibrarius
https://youtu.be/B4XJmoD2qFI Exactly what you described.
schnager
Lmao that's awesome
phonoodle415
Better hope you got templars to storm them blimps
Dylzner
And now I'm going to play SC
YetiFurDrapesInc
Same here... Good bye productive day, hello nostalgia.
pro9200
Gattmanfu
Gee'hous!
10CentsGetsYouNuts
Take it slow
TehSeksyManz
"It is a good day to die."
WyldtheBobSteve
I heard the noise! I haven't played Starcraft in years, but I heard that whooshing sound they made when launching drones. Thanks!
Tubbinthetwos
en taro adun executor
DistantSkyFire
My life for Auir!
cloudskye280k
En taro tassadar
justanotherdude123
En taro artanis
FatDickSpirit
POWER OVERWHELMING
mlars300
Found the cheater!!!
ElephantKid
Wait isnt that the dark/red archon that tyakes over units in SC2?
NumbW0n
I heard this when I saw it.
kamehameshaw
My life for Aiur!
SalmySwims
I came here to say this. Good on you, Executor.
TheMexiranian
Thank you. Exactly.
DekkoBynari
I read every referenced comment with their appropriate voices. I miss Brood War.
Eldibs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5e6eG6bXAQ
mrdoublejr1360
Most OP unit in the game. As a Terran I hated these em
rudejohn
Goliaths. So many Goliaths once I saw Stargates.
DoDucHuy
But a yanky boi and neural boi shows up and you are dead meat
HannibalPoopsPeople
Fuck, you just made me feel so nostalgic for that game
pantslessgamers
Remastereds got a nice small community still
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Needs more interceptors
BigBadBillyBoy
*Shunk, shunk, shunk*
parasP6rsas
My life for Aiur!
AtypicalMammal
For Adoon!
NuNuDagobah
I still prefer "Kirov reporting"
WTHisaDIMMAK
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!!!!
langri
Fuck off, Aldaris
SoraHjort
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
Cobaltdragonfly
POWER OVERWHELMING
NotNotDeadpool
OUT OF MINERALS
080080
it's YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS, you filthy casual. bet you watch dubbed anime too, you nickelback loving turd.
discostoou
YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS!
ProcrastinateAllDay
additional supply depots required
Fiousaurus
"Aak! Ya scared me."
tonybrio3000
Jim Raynor at your service
DrLeonardChurch
This is Jimmy!
randomonotony
This is exactly what the Alien Invasion will look like.
Sensino
No, it's wrong logo on the blimp, should be Facebook...
Kangadilla
Plot twist, Humans are the aliens.
TheGreatPsiCo
Anyone else hearing Ride of the Valkyries?
QotU
I am now
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
I'm hearing brood war sound fx
NapoleonDynOmite
Imperial March from Star wars. Duh duh duh da da dah
TempletonFerrariThe3rd
Hell March from red alert 2
Aoloth
Imperial march I thought...
simulcrasunflo
On the kazoo. With kitty subwoofer yowl in the background.
TheGreatPsiCo
Alpha5772
Well, I am now.
Morg729
No, Flight of the Bumblebee
r333
Right before I scrolled down to this comment
darkhawkclaw
never seen this, this is insane.
Heavenissize17socks
MORE PYLONS!!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
It's also just an animation
Seffypoo
valen00
For now. That said I reckon it'll be medium rigid trucks, drive to a suburb, release the drones. They go out and back. Recharge reload/
valen00
While the truck drives to the next suburb
mblizzle
It fooled me!
famousmcfly
I was about to ask this.....
jrz19ShibaLord
Tarmaccian
Note the Skunkworks logo on the tail. https://www.wingsjournal.com/helium-one-will-use-lmh-1-hybrid-airship-deliver-helium-tanzania
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Other way around. If you can find a source that Amazon has secretly deployed an army of blimp-riding drones, I'll send you a cupcake
jrz19ShibaLord
Does it have to be a legitimate source? I'll do many things for a cupcake
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
It does, sadly. Cupcakes don't grow on trees.
WaitUmmmWhat
And this is cheaper than trucks how?
Crackheadpirate
No not at all God forbid you pay anybody to do anything.
OrangeFlavours
Because people are expensive to employ, and drones bypassing traffic makes them a lot more efficient. It's fake though, just a concept.
OrangeFlavours
It's obviously not being used yet because, it isn't and can't be. In the future though, could be.
Tarmaccian
This is CGI, but in reality, high-altitude blimps are actually cheap for long-haul aviation. A solar-powered 1-meter propeller can move 1/3
Tarmaccian
the whole airship, because the air resistance is minimal at that altitude. The hard part is it's also really cold, so it's very hard to 2/3
Tarmaccian
keep the pumps and valves (used for changing altitude) working. Their cargo also limits their altitude, so scaling up is problematic. 3/3
EricPisch
They have ordered 100k electric revian trucks
cphug184
Heard that the volume of double-parked Amazon (and other) delivery vans is crippling traffic in the cities. This may help
jebascho
Sure it's not the Ubers who stop in the middle of moving traffic?
Syrpynt
Retirement, pensions, insurance, repairs/maintenance, decommisioning vehicles, diesel... Idk what a drone squad costs. But the blimp is $$$.
Schmuck4hire
Don't you also have to pay people to pilot the drones?
Syrpynt
Imho, I think their drones would be self-flying using gps for guidance. But you're right, they may have someone still piloting them?