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Let me get some lipstick.
It's spectacular with audio:
Source - https://youtu.be/XfVqr0EkLXA
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It's spectacular with audio:
Source - https://youtu.be/XfVqr0EkLXA
spaceballstheusernameisalreadytaken
Oh my god its so much better with audio. Sweet jesus!
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
JosephMcCovery
I think he wants to say that Daimler's bean-counters got a hold of the DD15.
HeartHeartWinkAndPoint
Insert Macho Man Randy Savage Oh yeah
birencall
Company i drive for has had several Petes that spent at least 5 days/month at the dealer for DPF issues, usually after $400 tow bill.
birencall
Shit quality trucks are basically the standard now. You almost haveto take the risk of deleting emissions control just to stay outta the red
LeftBauer20
They are getting better, but this is 100% EPA and CARBs fault.
birencall
Yup. Swapping out our '10-'13 trucks, having pretty good luck with newer Petes and Mack.
JorisB11
It's a Mercedes/daimler engine with a Detroit badge. Still a great engine!
RandomAssassin
Damn and then plastic in places where it should not be?
JorisB11
The engine is German engineered, produced in us. Freightliner Vehicle engineering is in the us. Engine plant is Mighty impressive
LeftBauer20
Only the basic engine parts are German. The rest is US parts specifically to meet US emissions regs.
EvilToska
That's where the German engine marvel got duct taped to the crappy US made chassis. ;-)
RandomAssassin
lol'd. i love duct tape though! :P
EvilToska
Seeing some US auto-mobile "innovations" and craftsmanship we say: "They never flew to the moon! Not if they build sh*t like this!" ;-)
EvilToska
But yeah, if you need to build things cheap as f**** with unskilled or semi-trained labour, then this is the result.
ItsABigEnoughUmbrella
I'm sensing some sarcasm here
toastercharles
I see youre doing well with sarcasm lately Sheldon
BigHandz
Freightliner with the Mercedes diesels are the top notch in my opinion. Best truck I ever drove. International are shitboxes above all else.
disgruntledtruckdriver
Thirteen letter shit spreader. But I do see more freightliners than anything else on the side of the road :/
mulligylan
I always called IHs cornbinders
AdamGenesis
I counted how many letters are in "International" and it checks out. It's 13.
SiOlittle2bytheOFeO
Worth the watch
sweetphotographergirl
Was in a bad mood. Came to Imgur and found this. Now I am laughing. I love you all.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Want to be in an even better mood? 99% of the time myself or anyone I've done this kinda work with is working on something, this is (1
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
EXACTLY what the dialogue sounds like. Plus calling the vehicle and its parts cunts every 12 seconds.
Kamekami23
I like how the censoring isn't consistent
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
..."And jack the FUCKIN cab up, oh yeah, real *beep*ing awesome"
MacRockatansky
He's censoring the REALLY bad words you probably don't even know.
Arcian
He's censoring out the r'lyehian curses that might invoke the wrath of cosmic gods upon this feeble earth should they be uttered to mortals.
tomyironmane
Was he USMC Motor T? He sounds kinda like it.
PhuckYourFeelings
Sounds to me like he needs to cool off.
DieselDublin
Plastic clip broke and he ran out of coolant
Incineroar
To be fair when spending $200K+ on a vehicle it'd better not have shitty parts like that...
rookerrocks
Fucking hose clamps
mrhobbybob
You go tell him that I' ll watch
TheOneGuyWithAReallyLongUsernameThatSeemsToJustGoOnAndOn
His coolant must have leaked
DeadPhish21
Ba-Dum-Tsss
servingmytimeinusersub
They use all metal clamps on cummins engines.
chrishallett83
Yeah, but the chassis it's in could still be a pile of shit. I'm just glad they managed to stop snapping crankshafts so regularly.
servingmytimeinusersub
Most of the ones we run are cascadias
disgruntledtruckdriver
Theyrr still rounding off cam lobes though
Counterfit
That lowers pumping losses. Efficiency!
AlexxStratten
Would love to have a Pittsburgh Power Incorporated Cummins KTA with over 1000 HP in a Kenworth W900 if I was driving again.
moondoggy17
when i drove i had a 387 Pete with a Cummins ISX, the only problem i ever had was a dirty air filter
RedBeardedTrucker
I absolutely loved the W900 I drove in training, though the turning radius was a bitch.
AlexxStratten
The road tractor I drove turned fair, the Tri axle dump truck I drove turned very sharp even though it had the wide floater tires on it
SpeedPsyko
my terminal tractor has a 24v 6bt cummins. the vp44 and ecu are such a pos that we are actually looking into swapping in a 4-71 detroit
iPhotoshopRandomCrap
That ending
Flop64
Always notice this comment just as i lose patience and swipe. ALWAYS.
NinjaGrizzlyBear
I think that's the mos pissed off Canadian I've ever seen.
askmeboutmywiener
Riding the top comment to provide the clip w/o the censor..way better IMHO https://www.facebook.com/orrin.visotto.3/posts/365455007130557
bilbofuckinghicks
Good man.
Br0doSwaggins
sirl0in
Straight from south park haha
lickwidghost
I read it in Cartman's voice too
pookieeatworld
We say similar things a lot at work. Like "oh here let me spread my cheeks a little more so you can just get right in there!!!"
IAmSamSepiolYouShouldLookMeUp
Detroit technician here. Can affirm working on them sucks.
AdamGenesis
Does it suck big hairy donkey balls?
IAmSamSepiolYouShouldLookMeUp
Indeed
NoHomoMakesItNotGay
Here's the real source, the one op linked is ripping off the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfVqr0EkLXA
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
thank you! it's so much better when it isn't all beeped out
snaggletoof
Peterbilt fo' life! *throws up gang signs*
friezeray
I rep that west... western star
Penii
Ready mix driver here, I'll stick with my Oshkosh and Cummins
kantaloupemelon
Class pays! Lol.
WarPlanRed666
Nothing beats a Pete with a CAT engine
Counterfit
I actually saw a CAT truck on the road a few months ago. I was surprised.
disgruntledtruckdriver
Over 2,000,000 kilometers before rebuilds on both Cats I have owned. No major repairs or downtime besides a couple sets of injectors.
WarPlanRed666
I've taken a Pete to the artic circle, -40 to +40 C hauled by D8 CATs up mountains and never broke down in the bush
chrishallett83
Except just about every other truck on the road.
disgruntledtruckdriver
Hey, I remember you. Anti-peterbilt volvo circlejerker. Hows it goin bud, long time no see
chrishallett83
I'm still jerkin' it to pictures of Volvos. How's the road treating you?
disgruntledtruckdriver
not So bad. in a 579 rental because someone hit by 379. You?
spaceballstheusernameisalreadytaken
Counter flashes with kenworth sign...and then screams fuck mack...just for good measure
AlexxStratten
I'm a Kenworth W900 fan. Wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for one.
mulligylan
I worked for a harvest crew and it was 2 petes, 2 kens, and John for the farm equipment. Everything else was not even considered
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snaggletoof
Proper spelling for the truck company.
snaggletoof
...holmes. *busts a cap*
vahnn
As someone who drives buses, take it from me: I have no idea what he's talking about because that's a semi truck, not a bus.
SmartasseryPersonified
I'm a programmer, and I drive the IO bus and the system bus, and sometimes the serial bus.
EveryonesCousin
I think I got a little 1993 on my shirt there, can you be a little more careful next time?
Rentaldog
As someone who's hauled crude in the oilfields... that man can make upwards of 300k a year if he gets on with the right outfit.
Rentaldog
When its booming, of course. Not like right now. $50/bbl, election, end of the year... wish I could skip forward six months lol.
youngfryoftreachery
wow
bisqwit
As a person who also drives buses, I can second that notion.
puppysmuggler
jimcake
I don't drive buses, but I've been *on* a bus, and I've seen a diagram of a car engine, so I can lend my expert testimony to thirding that.
MillerLitesaber
I rode a horse once
Burke616
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
TechLeague
Hahaha I love this
AdamGenesis
I can wipe my own ass.
conkles
I like the cut of your jib.
gindiesel
Whats a jib
Deleven11
https://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4917777+_b20bbbf9fe94e1f806533bde3b084878.png
vahnn
Something you want to be cut a certain in a way.
mikekearn
Promote that man!
aishamaria
valkyrie117
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AztecPriestess
As a wife to a diesel mechanic/cattle hauler, this is the best reaction to this post.
JimWest
Holy shit, I needed this .gif in my life.
justsaymeh
WRXSora
The combination of the parent comment and this brought me to tears! Oh god, you just made my day!
Kakakarrakeek
I'd hit that.
askmeboutmywiener
Pretty sure he'd hit you back.
Kakakarrakeek
Wasn't planning on punching the dude..
justsaymeh
titanlock
Those teethe. Is that rose Tyler?
ErrantBugbear
But how?
AztecPriestess
Omg so I wasn't the only one, I recognized her teeth and eyes.
BreastInspector
I upvoted... but would have preferred a gif of William Dafoe getting pretty
Leaveittojebus
BreastInspector
That'll do! +1
greggor
Willem Dafoe
BreastInspector
Good to knoe!
AdjustYourBustBeforeItCombusts
Time to go buy a truck.
VigorousButtstuff
Nothing brings out the desperate ladyboys quite like a truck stop and private cabins.
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ABillionDucks
How do you get laid easily enough?
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ABillionDucks
I...uh...really?
chrishallett83
Step 1: Buy a Volvo cabover. Step 2: Win.
forgetfulvegetarian
Do they even still make coe?
chrishallett83
Yes of course.
forgetfulvegetarian
Really ? I haven't seen any new ones in the us in awhile . I love an old freightliner tho
disgruntledtruckdriver
No volvo cab-overs in the U.S.
chrishallett83
Their bonneted trucks are just as godly, I just prefer cabovers for the easier access to the drivetrain.
LeftBauer20
100% yes, bridge laws in US means maximum payload for extended-nose cabs.
disgruntledtruckdriver
l don't get it. our new broker has a '12 780. We traded trucks last week for a bit and I just cant stand it personally :/
chrishallett83
What don't you like?
RedBeardedTrucker
I'd rip out my left nut by hand and donate it if I could get a COE Volvo in the US. But stepup the interior game. Needs more room bunk wise.
chrishallett83
Globetrotter XL cabs are pretty fucking huge, man. It's almost a normal house-sized double bed in the bunk...
RedBeardedTrucker
They're not bad for sleeping, but compared to our trucks in the US, they're not that big. You don't normally see them with a kitchen sink 1/
RedBeardedTrucker
or counter top room for an electric stove, a refrigerator, or a TV. 2/2
chrishallett83
Have you looked inside a recent one at a truck show? They have microwaves, refrigerators, tv's and all sorts of other stuff!
Lmgchipmunk
PLASTIC FUCKING HOSE CLAMPS.
Oldcarsarecool
My 2001 Jaguar XK8 has plastic impeller fins on the water pump, plastic coolant pipes, and a plastic thermostat housing. Awesome . . .
mrhobbybob
Plastic aint child material anymore, todays composites can be much much tougher than metal, buuut it sounds like they didnt use that kind
eyeLied
I'm not good with counting chopsticks...is that bad?
Squeezit
Who in the fuck would think that plastic hose clamps would be a good idea? there's no way they didn't think that would fuck up
WaffleDestroyer
I think it would be wise to carry a kit of extra parts.
NHRA21
I don't know if they are the same, but my Harley uses clamps like that on the coolant lines. The ones on my bike are shrink wrap. 1/2
NHRA21
2/2 You cut them off when you need to disconnect the lines. When you are done, you slide a new piece on and shrink the with a heat gun.
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pcoolent
Uh... no you should not. Those hose are NOT rated for metal clamps. I suggest you replace them if you're going to be using that PC for years
pcoolent
As they bite into the hose and eventually cause leaks to occur. You do NOT want this to happen.
CooCooCaChew
Username checks out
AlphaIndustrial
lol they probably would have been okay. low pressure system. not moving around on a highway. minimal vibrations
ignorantbastrd
Nowhere near the same levels of heat either.
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OSCgal
No kidding. My Saturn SL2 has a normal operating temp of 200F. Pretty sure PCs don't get that hot, like ever.
Thatguywhohatedhislastusername
Talk to AMD
Rockageddon
Replacement parts revenue is the answer as to why.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
On the cooling system no less.
TK421isAFK
You would prefer them on the high beam fluid lines? At least they're not on the oil and brake lines.
Hayatev3
You mean the fluids that absorb the heat? The stuff that gets super hot? I don't see how using plastic to clamp the lines is a bad idea.
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tomyironmane
When people ask me why I want to be a mechanical engineer, I point out shit like this.
WaffleDestroyer
Meanwhile somewhere in Northern Alberta a trucker is crying...
60sgetsmart
Really? Is that what he said? Are they the plastic zip tie kinda hose clamps?
AlphaIndustrial
full plastic moulded single or 3 shaped double line as in it can hold 2 hoses. = 3
Ketheres
Can they be replaced with metal ones if you're crafty?
powercordleash
By the time you know when they're located it's already too late
Squeezit
Yes they can, but you're gonna have to take the whole damn engine apart to get to all of them, probably...
MnemonicMonkeys
Well if you're taking it apart anyway to replace the plastic ones that fall off, you may as well replace it with something decent
DidItForScience
Maybe if you got a 3D printer?
AlphaIndustrial
zip ties probably would last long. the extra thick 24" ones. in black. cause they are rated for fire resistance
Septiformus
I thought black was UV and redish purple was fire rated
AlphaIndustrial
i build pinch weld/laser weld lines for automakers. theyre specs call for black ties cause. sparks n shit everywhere
GifAnon
Talk about a mechanics nightmare
lindydanny
I concur with this.
FarmerFrance
... Freightliner is the Hyundai of the truck world bruh. Cheap but effective.
callcenterslut
I have a 14 year old Hyundai with 248k miles on it. Cheap, but effective.
WhatAShipIs
And they are better than PACCAR (aka Pete and Kemworth) and International.
GarbageManCan
CCC makes very nice chassis probably the nicest you can get, they only make straight trucks though.
FarmerFrance
We will never ever think about buying Freightliner. We have 7 trucks, all Pete's and kens. Plus doesn't this post shit all over them anyway?
Cal1te
Dont know anything about paccar US but paccar EU (DAF) is really good. The MX units are great.
LeftBauer20
Paccar US is still probably the highest quality, but you really pay for it.
WhatAShipIs
*Kenworth. Damn it.
MadeInTexas92
You beat me to it. +1
MadeInTexas92
I worked at the Peterbilt plant for a while and I can assure you we built way better trucks than Freightliner
WhatAShipIs
I'm guessing you were just putting them together. They're a pain in the ass to work on.
MadeInTexas92
Yeah I assembled them and worked on them off line if there were any defects. Not a diesel mechanic by any means.
Vergil
The new cascadia goes for $150k and is leading on aerodynamic efficiency... how the fuck is of a Hyundai of the trucking world
mirria
At least it's not a Navistar International with their shitty Maxxforce engines.
juggernaut1
Fuck those things. Can't get out of their own way.
HeroinBob
Reasonably priced and common i guess?
goshdammit
nothing wrong with Hyundai now, always rank up the top of customer satisfaction and quality surveys
DarkUranium
Our Hyundai was the most reliable car we've ever owned *shrug*. Though I'm from Europe, and maybe the European variants are different.
OSCgal
I don't think s/he was saying Hyundais were bad, necessarily. (My brother loves 'em too. He's a mechanic. Says they're good value.)
firefighter26
I've got a Hyundai Accent. Other than a few minor issues it's been a reliable vehicle for the last 3 yrs despite me averaging 57,000km a yr.
DarkUranium
Our Sonata got to 400,000km before we sold it.
Whyyyymeeee
Had a Hyundai i40 as rental. Looked nice, but horrible driving/handling. :(
DarkUranium
Yeah, never liked the newer models. The one we had was the pre-"Europeization" bullshit ('twas a Sonata).
DarkUranium
Great handling too, and it took a beating (my father drove it at 60km/h on a military tank proving ground and such).
Whyyyymeeee
wouldn't go much faster with a Hyundai anyway... windy day at 130km/h + on a highway didn't feel too good :(
DarkUranium
Dunno, the Sonata had no trouble. The i40 is a different car (some sort of BS "European market" crap).
megabassist
As a former tech, can confirm, engineers ruin tech's lives. So glad I got out of the industry.
thehungryguy
its more about the fact that no one likes to pay for quality, they want cheap. And cheap never works well.
Falos
The original engineer is crying too, I'm sure.
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
I like to imagine him sounding like Randy Savage during the "Oh Yeah"s.
Azasloth
I was imagining South Park's Randy myself.
11sparky11
In the video he kind of does but a little less rough and loud.
whatwouldyoudoifisangoutoftune
I was hearing Ric Savage from American savage
Vundergluber
I signed in to comment this, but you beat me to it, ya bastard! +1
Chillingworth
Someone get randy savage in here
januskincaid
Ooh, sarcastic in your voice but the Macho knows!!!
liverdie
Bubbles from TPB all pissed off! lol
nevermidn
Just buy a scania
DidItForScience
I noticed that pretty much every city bus I've seen over the decades was a Saab-Scania.
LeftBauer20
Can't get Scania in US. Bridge laws and EPA emissions regs don't allow it.
vikk3
I would have thought that emission regs would be a lot tighter in Scandinavia? Or is just some bureaucratic bs?
LeftBauer20
Scania is a European truck brand. Emissions regs in the US have lower nitrous oxide requirements than EU as well.
employed
Or a volvo. Bitches loves volvo.
ZeDestructor
V8 > Lolvos
Ariel1407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvo9A2BLObA
AvatarTommyBee
Someone sending him: ..
AvatarTommyBee
http://www.truckpaper.com/listings/trucks/for-sale/list/category/27/trucks/manufacturer/volvo/model/vnl64t670?sortorder=3&SCF=False (e.g.)
SaltyManButter
Because I can't stand the censored version of the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfVqr0EkLXA&list=FLlexYBo6pVvvOfPtkGHT6YQ&index=1
thedeg
Nice. The censoring ruined the video
TheAntipodean
You're a true champ mate
toastercharles
Awesome
CloakedFigure
Planned obsolescence because FUCK YOU we're America
KharnApproves
Apple isn't the only company actively fucking you.
youcanteven
More like fuck you give me your moneys
geiokami
Well buy something not American next time like a fucking Volvo
Necromartian
Or Scania by Saab.
HairytheSheep
They dont sell class 8 trucks in the US
Necromartian
Well clearly they should :D
KharnApproves
Not a trucker, but that Jan Claude Van Damn (spelling?) commercial they did a while back was enough to sell me.
HeroinBob
amen, my Volvo company truck has 1.3 million miles on it and never has any downtime for maintenance. And i beat the shit outta that truck
Makecba
Fuck yeah Volvo
geiokami
Nothing more reliable than volvo
chrishallett83
As an ex-Volvo truck tech, yep. They're REALLY fucking good.
MinBlick
*Hangs out being Swedish*
LeftBauer20
There is still a difference between Volvo Truck EU and Volvo Truck NA. They only use similar engine tech due to emission regs, not the same
SirScarface69
Some volvos use Detroit as well. But still, the new Volvos are the luxurious trucks out there. VOLVO!
disgruntledtruckdriver
Only older models with the pre-freightliner detroits.
SirScarface69
My bro works for freightliner. He calls them freight-shakers. Lol
jamesshore
Or good ol' Mercedes Benz.
HairytheSheep
Mercedes doesn't sell trucks in the US, but they sell engines in Frieghtliner trucks
disgruntledtruckdriver
This. New detroits are based of of Mercedes EU engines
chrishallett83
A Mercedes Truck is just a more expensive, costlier to maintain, slightly less reliable Volvo. Get the Swede.
VigorousButtstuff
He's sitting there bitching about these makes of truck, and meanwhile, a Volvo semi just drove by past him, and the driver's eating Ferrero.
SpeedPsyko
seemingly overnight all our tanker deliveries at work are now brought by volvos.
VigorousButtstuff
I've heard mixed reviews, but some houses say they stay together remarkably well for long hauls. Drivers can run better too.
VigorousButtstuff
Also, higher initial investment, but much cheaper operation cost
VigorousButtstuff
(Seriously, look up the VN780. I've seen less well equipped Motels.)
VigorousButtstuff
(Also, the Volvo's D13 outperforms this engine in torque and efficiency. :D )
chrishallett83
As an ex-tech, I <3 Volvo trucks.
VigorousButtstuff
From what I recall, drivers love em too. Like driving an upscale inn.
westboundbiker
Owners fucking hate em, expensive to buy, and break down way too often. My family always ran Petes till they bought 4 Volvos. Regretfully.
HeroinBob
Want.
KharnApproves
Vietnam Airlines flight 780 is what googling that will get you.
KharnApproves
Seriously though, I looked it up. I'm not a trucker/teamster/whatever but damn that thing is nice.
adjunctum
"They let Freightliner get their dirty little d*ck beaters on the f*cking thing." - Best line from Source imho
zeetsmageets
I'm partial to the lipstick comment lol
DeadPhish21
Agreed. Anytime I can incorporate the phrase 'dick beaters' into a conversation I do. 'Dick Skinners' is a viable alternative as well.
victell
One my instructors at diesel college said "Welcome to my class. Keep your cocksuckers shut and your dickbeaters off my equipment"
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
Former DD15 owner can confirm all true
RandomGliscor
Nearly as good as "If wanted you to open your mouth I would've shoved both my dicks up your nose!" imo
javatech
Video uploaded a account was deleted. I want to watch it again!
adjunctum
https://youtu.be/XfVqr0EkLXA
javatech
Thank you, I love you.
maximinusthrax1
Only place I've heard that is the military. Good chance that he's a vet or at least works with a few.
ScrawnyAssling
This freight liner I'm in right now makes me sad :c
jbird84
Yea um the city of detroit from the best of my knowledge doesnt make engines so im wondering what company actually made this?
Malkariss
Detroit Diesel is the manufacturer. It's actually owned by Daimler trucks aka Freightliner. Source, I do IT support for both of them.
jbird84
Ahh kk that makes more sense
shakeedKeebler
D*ck beaters
DeannaZone
Thank you, I needed this, especially since I am about to bend over and take it for the $500 I gotta put in repairs to my car ...
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Buy Volvo or Scania and forget all your problems. For 200k $ you can buy the newest Volvo, you'd be inlove with it !
chrishallett83
Yep, Volvo all the way. Nobody makes a better truck.
Drogothedestroyerkitty
But 'merica...Idk why people hate on imports so much
n0n53n53
Daimler owns Freightliner. There's really not many "domestic" or "import" auto manufacturers any more
LeftBauer20
It's not that, it's that the imported trucks don't meet US bridge laws and don't maximize on payload per length.
PDXfishing
$200k is for the tractor/trailer. That day cab is only about $120k new. Also, news flash - the mercedes uses the same motor!
leetzeke
We would have to spend almost 350k for those rigs. I'd much rather spend 200k on a truck that MIGHT break 1mil+ miles in then that will.
AvatarTommyBee
hmm .. Keepcalmpandfapfapfapfap says 200k .. and some Google is closer to that than 350k (<- old number?)
leetzeke
*then one that will
lisp
than xd
leetzeke
And I need to end my life. Lol
felixovidiu11
I was going to say the same thing. Here in Europe we don't have such problems because we have DAF, Volvo, Scania, Mercedes, MAN.............
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Mercedes is just as bad in terms of shit breaking down.
delciotto
I see Volvo and Mercedes semis everywhere up here in canada though.
almostsomething182
Same in Texas. But shh, let Europe feel special. They haven't figured out we have this thing called "shipping"
BestWarriorInTheVillage
Daimler AG owns Freightliner, Mercedes, Mitsubishi-Fuso, Western Star and the now defunct Sterling trucks. So, good chunk of the industry.
TrijezniMujo
Can't drive a MAN in the US, SJWs will kill ya
AcidOPhilus
Not while you're sitting in a MAN ;)
Krympehl
I'd be okay being a man in a MAN... huh, did I just come out as gay to myself? I guess I love dick now