Kid You Dump

Jun 6, 2021 2:28 AM

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I still run up the stairs like that. Especially after I flip off the lights so the monsters in the dark don’t catch me

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#15 I did that! Nobody did.

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It's such a relief to know I'm not alone lol.

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yes thing i did as a kid, and definitely don't still do as a 34 year old

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 Dude, I'm 18, and this is still the fastest way.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mannn I hated when people would break off the mechanical pencil arms.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 38 y.o. me

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kid? So that’s what you think of me?!!! Thanks, a lot, I thought I was old and dying. I still do all of these in Heaven.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about the ol' helicopter ruler on the pencil? Smell of warm fresh copies? Heads Up 7 up? Someone get me a personal pan pizza for BookIt

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I’m right there with you. Good times. Never had money for book fair tho.. they had the coolest erasers ?

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#10 I still do this now and I’m 32…

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#12 ... when your wife....

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm almost 30 and I still climb stairs like an animal!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta maintain the connection to monke.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guilty of every one except for #2 and #12

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 7? I was doing that till my mid-twenties.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Felt tip pens? I think they meant “markers.” And yep, stacking them was so much fun!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#10 - I’m 44 and I still do this sometimes

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#15 spoiler: they did not

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#5 Did it tonight. I am in my 50s.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is your name, by any chance, Ed?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edward.......

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is the best nostalgia post I've ever seen. It's not fashion and pop culture, it's things we did that are far more timeless

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Transcends time and culture. 60’s U.K. female…..did all of these. Still go up the stairs like that sometimes :)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The rolling up of a backpack strap. What a random, but universal action. And I told people I was magnetic with a pin stuck through my skin.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Man, I did just about all of these at least until the age of fourteen.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#21 I think I'm the only person that doesn't do this. It's a mild bit of ocd that means I have to keep it perfect.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#16 #21 #24 My parents never bought me a fancy schmancy separate eraser (pencil end was "good enough"), or a mechanical pencil ("use a 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sharpener!") or god forbid a picture wrapped thingie (not sure they existed.) And if I got one and defaced/broke it, the world would end. /2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

First thing I did in college was buy myself a mech pencil and an full-length eraser chucker. What LUXURY, I loved it. Did refills tho. 3/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My sons face when I told him we could get pencil lead refills: 0.0 "WHY?" lol4/4

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, I never did it, either. I also never chewed pen lids. I despised it when people did that.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're not the only one. It always made me unnaturally angry when others would do it, especially when I lent them the eraser, Jared!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im gonna guess only a few people did the pretending to be dead thing

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I totally did it

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I practiced “deadman’s float” for as long as I could hold my breath. Got up to two minutes in my prime. Wonder why lifeguards ignored me

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? Like NO ONE would ever notice ?. Probably bcuz they did it too once lol

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Were you actually feeling unloved though?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had a complex with my siblings, but I didn’t feel unloved.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1.

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Fuck. That’s weird. Ok. I am both about it.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

If it bleeds, we can kill it! Now, get to the chopper!

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Sexual Predator.

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Not my proudest fap…

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What ever happened to this guy?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Starved to death

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#5 Yes. Kid me. I definitely don't still do this now that I'm in my mid-30s.....

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Wow, i still do #2.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DEFINITELY not . . .

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Before my phone crashes, just wanna confirm this is Edward Macaroni Fork? I downvoted (and upvoted two more of his posts) like 5 years ago

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It centainly is

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

can we get a count update? someone posted a snapshot from 2019. your link sent me somewhere else, I assume my phone just messed up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere around 174600 downvotes as we speak

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're not eating the curvy macaroni by now the trickle down economics definitely didn't work as expected.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I was actively thinking about making some mac n cheese so I could do this yesterday. I'm turning 42 in a couple months.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strangely this and #25 are the only ones i never really did. All of the other ones are me through and through. I feel like i missed out lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edward definitely doesn't. Not with macaroni or a fork

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I dunno guys, he said all the words in order - I think it goes down. Clause 7, Article 5b(2014) of the Code.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 I'm 30 and I still go into beast mode when I go up stairs at home.

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

I'm the wrong side of 40... I still do this if i'm in a rush. Not just at home either...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to fight the urge to do it every time I use stairs. I usually do it a few steps without realizing it anyways.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

44-year-old here, guilty as charged.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm fucking back won't allow that shit and I'm only 1 year behind you.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#5 He who shall not be named. We're all thinking it.

5 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 1

Edward macaroni fork!

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The cursed comment! Away with ye, in the name of all things giraffe and upvotey!

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Lord Moldybutt?

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"Never seen before, or since" :') Just bless it; so beautiful.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

We're only a few weeks from the 10 year anniversary

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A truly important anniversary for us all!

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Edward…

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Mom's Spaghetti

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Macaroni

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To quote darth Vader: " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.."

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Spoon

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... macaroni...

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ElbowMacaroni???

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fork

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 20

@Fartharder You have been summoned to relive your shame.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#5 No one say it

5 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 6

It

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You madman

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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::Removes hat:: Respect.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I was tempted. Very tempted.

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Nobody will escape the EMF's blast radius

5 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 3

Eduardo's Macaroon Fiesta? I agree that it was a good party, but there weren't that many people there.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain what happened and why it's significant

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This comment is the most downvoted comment on imgur, as the unwritten law states; downvote this comment; upvote 2 others of @fartharder

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was there a specific reason or was it just mob mentality gone mad?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Started as the latter, yes. Once replying to comments got added it became a tourist attraction.

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I think the latter

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's got to be said. What was the guy's name?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Not kylecorn.

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Fartharder

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

One of the previous posts should be a hint.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh, I know the joke. I couldn't remember the guy's imgur name. per other comments it's fartharder.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ted Pastautencil?

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RIP me, Edward Macaroni Fork

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It had to be done, but I upvoted another comment you brave fool.

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As is tradition

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OH GOD, STOP, HES ALREADY DEAD!!!

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This is the way

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