PFCWintergreen
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DAE every1 else is unobservant???
Oct 9, 2015 12:46 PM
PFCWintergreen
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republicanstuckintheUK
good stuff
kaamila
Are these the only poems of this nature? Becuz these are the only ones that ever get posted.
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
"You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy." David Benioff and DB Weiss.
linjawarrior
Not all of these are of the same quality, that's for damn sure.
KatpissEvergreen
+1 for not calling it your cake day.
detahramet
Word porn, pretentious bullshit, same thing...
FidelACatto
So, apparently, anyone named Christopher is good at poetry, or so I see from this list.
YouCanFuckRightOff
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thankgodyoucanchangenames
"The only people up at 3am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three." Or playing the new Fallout game.
Nevermuse555
I refuse to read these when they leave in the part that says "Word Porn"
omagoshful
It's my birthday too!!!! Happy Birthday :)
EverlastingToeJam
Mine too happy birthday!!!!!!!!
lookbuzzanalien
It's totally the opposite of porn. I tried jacking to these and it really wasn't the same.
maplemcmuffins
This..... I just. This. This is beautiful. I can say no more for it, because there shouldn't be other words for it. It is just beautiful.
outdoorsman
Remove "word porn" from them and theyd be vastly improved.
Aladeenalhija44
Thanks op I'll be lost in the memory lane for a while now
MusicalMexican
Was "word porn" really necessary?
tregavin
"I fear my wife will ask me the origins of the flame in my heart, as it burns for her I know she isnt the one that lit it." -me plagarizing
TicktickToc
I've always named my cats after poets who have passed. That way I can refer to them as the Dead Poet Society.
NeverTrustAWombat
"And IIIIIIII would walk five hundred miles, and IIIIIIII would walk five hundred more..." - The Proclaimers
airspeedvelocityofanuladeneuropeanswallow
I'm newer to Imgur.. Loved most of these.
katridingagiraffe
Alot of those hit home, thanks op. It was beautiful.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Especially the one saying to taste the people I meet instead of relying on looks.
pbbbtMeg
Find happiness in love. If you aren't happy, you aren't in love.
sharptongue
Oh, now I'm crying
AdultingLikeAChamp
I'm glad I'm not the only one. If I saw this a week ago it might have saved the best thing to come to my life
Speldrawng
I kinda take offence to the one about who's up at 3am. Software developer wasn't on the list.
landcfan
Imgurian was also suspiciously absent.
infidel
Although true, it doesn't sound as catchy or cute if it's in the list :/
BlueRonin
Can we stop naming the best things in a category of things "things porn"? It makes me uncomfortable
juniortakeover
Too many emotions too early +1
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
"You can't fuck your way out of a lonely heart" Well, not with that attitude!
notirrelevant
http://imgur.com/5GBW3OC
SKhaaaaaaaaan
#1: so you're saying we should drink eachothers coffee?
ItsNotThatSimple
No, it's saying we shouldn't be so emotionally attached to our coffee. I know you make out with the grounds when nobody's looking.
schuppsi
It's called poetry not word porn.
Selfieswithdogs
I agree with the sentiment, but it's actually called prose.
crazypyro23
I believe the word you're looking for is "prosetry"
HarshHarvester
noobsetry "noobs try" is word porn for me.
Jousis
I feel like anyone who would actually be turned on by good prose would be turned off by the phrase "word porn."
HarshHarvester
We are in the future, everything good is XYZ-porn by now. We even have religion-porn
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giraffealope
accurate
FillerNameToFillTheBox
That's not the issue. I don't like the phrase "word porn" because it devalues poetry and profound statements. No one is bothered by "porn"
Silverbeast1986
No not in the slightest
Ullur
LifeHack: Don't use the phrase 'word-porn' and expect to be taken seriously.
FXTPD
How I imagine them: http://imgur.com/O6V7Qjc
Sabatonian
You PC too, bro?
JimmyHaffaGetRemoved
This has been reposted so many times it's a word bukkake
GreenEggsAndSam92
Next time it's reposted I'm reposting your comment with it
TheBrax
Yet it never gets old.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
Let's be honest, I rather see these beautiful words reposted than some stupid meme
jellybeanoverdose
Somehow I find too many of these to be kind of trite. Or cliche.
PressedRatAndWarthog
This comment is so good it needed its own entry: http://imgur.com/R1RoW5X
LeCacty
TheBlackShakes
It's missing a stupid "word porn" label at the bottom
PressedRatAndWarthog
If I cared enough I'd add that and make a certain word off-white and drippy. Alas...
LeCacty
ScienceLasers
Comic sans of course.
TalonDudeguy
At *least* make it say 'word bukkake'
LeCacty
Tomorrow, M'8
learningisfun
In comic sans? You evil mother fucker +1
LeCacty
MWAHAHAHAHA!
TomVix
Well done, sir.
PressedRatAndWarthog
Thanks.
merikikkeli
Coffee sprayed out of my nose, but it was worth it. +1 for that.
Tillia
I dond't care. At least 50% were new to me.
FrankHorigan
http://imgur.com/w8XFI3e.gif
PFCWintergreen
It's my birthday and I can repost if I want to!
hashtagwickedawesome
Repost if you want to! Repost if you want toooooo! I'd repost too if it happened to... me... fuck!
skwint
Oh what a birthday surprise, they're all upvoting his thi-i-ing.
keyblader1985
Repost if you want to?
HoliBug
You do you, boo-boo...happy birthday!
TheTitan94
Doesn't bother me that it's a repost. I still enjoy reading these. Reposts just stop things from being "Favorited and forgotten"
Tosy120
Grattis med dagen da! Or in English: Happy Birthday!
otapioka
Well I loved your post. Thanks!
Tosy120
Oh, almost forgot. Gotta sing you the b-day song! "This is your birthday song, it isn't very long"
Kingsmia
Happy Birthday!
giitsok
Lol.... You tell em tiger! Are you drunk already? I want to be drunk right now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
angryorange
whats your excuse for all your other repost =D
PFCWintergreen
Point whoring...lol
TheTwoRaptorsYouDidntEvenKnowWereThere
"I wish to one day say something worthy of being quoted" - Ninjapotatomus
TheBlackShakes
"Ninjapotatomus" - Ninjapotatomus
Sabatonian
""Ninjapotatomus" - Ninjapotatomus" - TheBlackShakes
OnedayIllsurpriseyouwithaspectacularusername
""Ninjapotatomus" - Ninjapotatomus" - TheBlackShakes" - Sabatonian
Heavymettle
Not sure you can take credit for something hundreds of people have undoubtedly said. "My dad is a great guy" - Abe Lincoln.
Patlabor
"What time is it?" - Benito Mussolini
Ghostwish
Every single one of these could be vastly improved by removing two words.
meepthemagicdragon
It made me skip the post because I know it makes me twitchy that they are there EVERY TIME. :(
sildraug
I see what you mean. "You are so quiet and brave I forget you." "Can't fuck your way out of a heart." 1/2
sildraug
"Eyes of yours could swallow stars, galaxies and universes. What did I ever have?" "There is greater agony than an untold story inside."2/2
airman2255555
"there is no greater agony and bearing an untold story"
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
Yeah, the fuck did that Hemingway guy know anyway...
VictarionsCrispyArm
Yes! I hate the whole "____ porn" thing. Food porn, nature porn, etc. Just because someone enjoys it doesn't make it porn. It devalues it.
ILostIt
i'm more mad that they are putting themselves along with the authors, as if they had any hand whatsoever in creating such powerful words
f0sterr
Reddit.com/r/animalporn
EverybodyLives
Yeah... I'm not even gonna risk it.
graou13
Yeah, midget porn is weird.
LtCmdrJo
No it's not it's "Art-house"
PenisOfDeath
I think you mean "Hobbit House"
Patlabor
Hobbits live in holes. Hobbit Holes. I can't believe you missed that opportunity. Your mother and I are so disappointed.
GandalfUnicorn
Devalues what? The meaning of porn? The intrinsic quality of the work itself because "porn" is attached? 'Tis so silly to be upset about.
ZtZebaztian
Porn is varied display of sexual attraction for sexual stimulation... It's a broad term that carries a bland bearing with it. 1/2
ZtZebaztian
2/2 I think to classify things like what the post has is a bit rude to the genuine beauty of the poetry and prose. It's distasteful, really.
airman2255555
I agree - sorry for the down votes.
GandalfUnicorn
IT's all good, people do as people do.
TheBlueMuppet
Amen.
VictarionsCrispyArm
It's more sad than anything, if your love is for beautifully crafted words, then why would you lazily call it word porn?
GandalfUnicorn
Because my love for words extends from elegance to utility, if that's sufficient for someone to demonstrate their desire et al., so be it.
andyar
This was the top comment, word for word, the last time this was posted.
Ghostwish
And tell me, oh wise one who notices all the details, who was it that posted that?
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
This comment gets posted everytime someone says word porn, food porn, earth porn. We get....we get it...who cares.
LofferLogge
Fixed: /a/q2xLd
MysteryFlyingDildo
You deserve more Internet points
Patlabor
The best repost.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Favorited this version. Suck it, OP.
strayyouknowwhatthatmeans
I love how this was in reverse order. I wasn't done reading before I skipped to the comments
Riceroni
Bless you
TheBlackShakes
Thank you.
arandompenguin
"You can't fuck your way out of a lonely __ ~ __ Ox"
TheBlueMuppet
Thank you. Bitching about the "word porn" text is like complaining that when you go to the store, it always says "WalMart" on the building.
TheBlackShakes
Or when people bitch about you saying they're just bitching. What a bunch of bitches, expressing their opinions on things.
TheBlueMuppet
Opinions are like assholes: God gave people a great way of not showing theirs to everyone; dont be a butt.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
SO IRONIC THAT GOOD LITERATURE IS CALLED "WORD PORN" HURRRR DUUURRR
AnythingMuchShorter
It's porn because it's a quick, cheap blast of it. Not really that deep.
PFCWintergreen
How is it ironic?
JodyHighroller
That was a good question and reallybig answered it well. Why the downvotes?
GroovePatrolOfficerScooter
It's really stupid. Just call it literature. Or poetry. "Word Porn" is fucking dumb.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
It espouses the use of poetic language while using base jargon to label it.
TheBronzeHairline
I like the way you word son.
TheBlackShakes
He dictioned it good.
PFCWintergreen
I think it's a good way to cater to the lowest common denominator without having people react adversely to it. But you're right.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
But how does it cater to them? These are stand-alone quotations. Writing 'word porn' adds nothing at all.
JodyHighroller
I think the term has just kind of turned into a label for short and sweet one-off poems for people that aren't experienced with poetry. 1/2