RastifanX
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That's right. Brutal.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
RandomFactsAboutNorway here! Norway and North Korea are actually only separated by a single country; Russia.
nailmytestestothewall
Does Norway have a subway system?
nailmytestestothewall
Yes. Oslo does. Seems better than Toronto's too.
Dead6Snow
#7 is actually a polish band called graveland...
FullyFunctioningSociopath
that old guy in the train must be a tourist
MrPredator
MrMeeseekswantsyoutolookathim
Can't tell if Norway is full of The Crow fans or Sting (WCW) fans...
SheenaIsAPunk
Norway looks amazing :D
dudeppadesau
grimm and frostbitten
WARHAMMER405
Mountains of might.
dudeppadesau
Cause we are the tyrants
WARHAMMER405
And the Damned In Black.
dudeppadesau
Proud upon our gilded thrones
WARHAMMER405
Open the gate.
Daeyelle
That seems like a crazy place
Xaitni92Xaitni92
I'm from Nærbø, Norway and i never knew about that lamb!?
RastifanX
Don't know how long it was, but I read about if before. Not really news though. Didn't make the headlines:)
Xaitni92Xaitni92
Jærbladet must had picked it up :*
johnjohnsonss
Upvote 666
ErikVikingGodOfRock
As a Viking, can confirm.
VagrantDust
https://satwcomic.com/art/metal.jpg
Djones06236
Nothing says metal like watering a plant whilst wearing corpse paint.
Salai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7SQzHSKA9I
mburicao
Norway??
joshyjosh
We all know what kind of rough shit that is in #1
RastifanX
TheClever1ELSD
The first one, CHRIS!? IS THAT YOU!? WIPE GOOD BRO!
RastifanX
No not me:)
Bibulus
More like Snoreway
HairytheSheep
Doooess it actually get warm enough to be in the water in Norway?
RastifanX
Sure in the summer... sometimes. But I doubt we think of warm water the same way most do.
leoszliard
Meanwhile, in Norway,
fleXbad
He's got my vote
espressoandpostrock
Abbath is the coolest motherfucker in metal. I saw Immortal in Denver in '07 and that shit was legendary.
tinypiglet
There is a shit handle!
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
objectreborn
What in the actual fu- OMG THAT SHEEP HAHAHABABA
HeWentToJavert
/a/KGsPiRP
darthOnion
First thing I thought of
themuttonisniceandlean
Be quiet, Norway. It's Finland's day today.
RastifanX
https://i.giphy.com/media/oXB0K4oFw3fck/giphy.mp4
themuttonisniceandlean
Legitimately giggled a bit here.
rezpawner
We planned on giving them a mountain - did you even bring a fucking present?
Supaenmi
But you didn't! :( (but srsly that was the cutest gesture of you guys)
themuttonisniceandlean
Are you kidding? It's 4 C here in Central Texas. That's like state emergency level of cold here. We're huddling in our homes for warmth.
rezpawner
It's minus that here, and I'm still wearing a t-shirt when I'm outside.
themuttonisniceandlean
In Flagstaff, AZ when it hit 10C after the winter we were in shorts & a t-shirt, but I've acclimated to Texas heat now. My feet are frozen.
gospelofmillim
RastifanX
Ah Discworld - Soul Music.
OneEvilAlien
What?? There is a cartoon?
RastifanX
The Colour of Magic, Soul Music, Wyrd Sisters, Hogfather and Going Postal are made into movies so far.
MrPredator
overlordchris666
Bat Metal! Sick!
MrPredator
I can't wait for the 3rd one to come out.
BillyHoooyle
I fucking love metal... And they get so many bands in that area that are so good but don't make it big. My favorite is Avatar
fancyass
BillyHoooyle
Hey me too! I'm going to the one in either Atlanta or Nola!!
fancyass
Ayy might see you in atlanta then. Enjoy the show either way \m/
AlexanderSupertramper
Meanwhile in Norway (don't act as if you aren't just as lame as us Danes!)
HappyNeedo
Why’d you had to drag us into this
RastifanX
We never claimed otherwise. We Scandinavians need to rally for our lamenessness
SammyFable
"lamenessness". I somehow like this word.
MasterMookie
Norwegians are waaay better then Danes. I would know I'm a Swede.
MortBach
That reminds me of a danish joke. "How do you piss off a norwegian? Call him swedish" it also works if you switch the nations around.
MasterMookie
Or the classic "How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Give it a Norwegian Crew." And switching nations is really easy.
Skizosaurus
As a dane, we do not like to talk about submarines...
palaces
Now, I'm a Norwegian, and all I want to say is PLEASE DON'T START THIS!
MasterMookie
Shhh it's fun :D