Slaggathor1
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2014
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Mama said "Girls are the devil"
Long story short, told my friend I had feelings for her. She said "okay, well good night". So I drove home and ate enough lasagna to feed a family of four and watched How I Met Your Mother like any normal human would do. It's okay though it fits my macros. Send me gifs or insult me either makes me feel better.
IAmGodot
Better to know than to wallow in silence. You're better off in the long-term
Cashbasket
IWillOnlyCommentGifs
RaxAttax
Just don't take it out on her. Not reciprocating feelings is not a crime. And too many women are punished for it. Feel better soon
MessWithTheCowAndYouGetTheUdders
Not your fault, OP. Here is an explanation on why she turned you down; https://imgur.com/wNczBN1
RobertSlipsky
Dating is like job interview. Sometimes you get hired sometimes you apply for another job
dudeinyogapants
"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." -Homer
Slaggathor1
I love this quote. Homer is so wise.
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Swing, and a miss. It sucks but it'll be okay. I'd give ya a pat on the back.
Gianttesticlemonster
Mama also said them gators are so ornery cuz them got all them teeth.
Sionas
Better to say it than to hold it in man.
brucebernard
Jerk off and move on.
Souljah42
OOF.
prestodigitation
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
Sorry she didn't feel the same. Plenty more fish in the sea as they say.
Slaggathor1
Too bad I only have an old rod.
LOLidontknowwhattoputhere
You made the right choice. It sucks now, but its better than letting those feeling tear you up inside without saying anything. TRUST ME.
LOLidontknowwhattoputhere
Said the random internet stranger.
Slaggathor1
Thanks random internet stranger. Your words have helped filled the void in my heart.
thedilldozer
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
impressedbutconfusef
At least now you know so....move on and find some one who does?
Raw23
Mmmmmm lasagna, got any left for us ?
Slaggathor1
I ate the entire thing :)
DrWhosInMyButt
It's honestly better than you having not said anything. Over time those feelings can turn into pretty bad stuff when you hold on to them
OtterKing7891
How does that much lasagna fit in your macros? And more importantly, how do I get that much lasagna to fit in my macro?
Slaggathor1
I didn't eat dinner after I lifted and played an hour of basketball. She texted me to come over late at night so I drank a protein shake 1/?
Slaggathor1
Took a shower and headed over to her house. I was missing 1500 calories and still had like 50g of fat. I'm trying to gain weight so I 2/3
Slaggathor1
I have to eat 4000-4500 calories a day.
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
As a bi girl, been there! Fucking hurts but if you keep the friendship it's all good in the end.
BadAngelorGoodAngel
You asked, and the answer was NO. Time to pickup whatever's left of your dignity and move on.You won't win if you don't play, play elsewhere
Slaggathor1
Why do you think I ate lasagna?
WendyTheWendigo
You're the true winner here.
KangInDaNarth
No pics of the lasagna?
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
Slaggathor1
It's like my feelings. It's gone now.
SlutAtNight
Ah and you woulda disappointed her so hard!
Slaggathor1
Obviously?? They don't call me one pump chump for nothing!
SlutAtNight
Well her loss!
Slaggathor1
It really is. I should just date her sister.
SlutAtNight
What's her Mom like?
Slaggathor1
She's actually attractive as well.
sammavet
You forgot the beer.
Slaggathor1
Tuesday is pint night/$5 any hard alcohol night.
dei1c3
Congrats on manning up and telling her. It was still a good decision even though it didn't work out.
IRipTheBiggestFartsOnMyWifeInBed
It was a cornerstone in my life when I realized that you have to either flirt and obviously be in to her right away or lose the chance.
Slaggathor1
Yeah this feels way better to be honest. Now I can just whore myself around.
FourToedJones
No. Now you know and congrats for having the balls to find out.
SuperBeetle76
Your chances with her are better when she sees how happy you are with someone else.
dei1c3
That's the spirit!
Thedailywumbo
At least you have the option to whore around I'm an ugly mf I don't get that choice
OneCrazyWriter
But don't let the disappointment affect your friendship. I was friends with a guy for years before we got married. Meantime, dated others.
OneCrazyWriter
Our marriage is so much healthier because it's based more on a real, long term bond rather than pure lust.
LinearAlgebro
See, I always fall for girls after I've been friends with them for a while, which always leads to what happened to OP
Slaggathor1
We have a deal that if we aren't married by 30 we will marry each other. I just jumped the gun I guess.
icouldalwaysusemoreboobpics
The person above you beat the odds. Doesn't mean you should waste time hoping for such. Better to find someone who's feelings are mutual.
TehBox0rz
Yeh, don't do it. That equals "you are better than being alone I guess". You deserve someone who truly wants YOU
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
Hahaha oh "the deal" !!that shit ain't real son get your act together
relpmeraggy
Slaggathor1
This is what I needed.
relpmeraggy
Hey bro. I've been there. Dated a girl for two months she then friend zoned me. I followed her around for two years. Don't be me man.
kurr
I am a female and this happened to me two weeks ago. Boys can be the devil too. I grew lady balls for nothing!!
Slaggathor1
Right?!?! At least you used them! We can have ice cold hearts together!!
YourBuddyBill
better than the feelings being mutual at first and then you botching things by being insecure and clingy.
thedarknessvisible
Fuck yep
sumothername
So describing my dating life.
Slaggathor1
You are right. That's why I did it. I am not a clingy individual that's just weird.
YourBuddyBill
i'm extremely clingy due to insecurities and various failures on my part. i guess i got what i had coming.
Slaggathor1
If I got through it so can you buddy!
YourBuddyBill
she was also my best friend. i fucked up really really bad.
Slaggathor1
If happens to the best of us.
sussemilch
Good for you! Now on to someone else.
Slaggathor1
To tinder!! Maybe I should hit up my old ex.
Lachlan135
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hurradedurra
Never the ex
sussemilch
Try your hand first. You're never going to find the right person to be with until you're ready to be alone.
Slaggathor1
I use both my hands. It helps switching it up.
hurradedurra
It's just feelings. They will pass. Now I heard you had lasagne, can I have some?
Paladin308
Feelings are temporary, lasagne is eternal.
bayouBENgal07
Feelings pass. Lasagna is forever.
yaxplz
Not all feelings pass. But hopefully these will :)
koopaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w
Traen0k
I am forever grateful for having watched that. You sir/madam, are gloriously awesome!
luan360
It’s better to shityourself then die of constipation
Assfullofbread
Are you french?
nipplepanties
Love me some lasagaa
LamarTheHeadhumper
OK, well, how long does one have to wait? It's been 7 years and she's still all I think about
RoseFaery
Honestly, talk to a therapist if you can. Holding onto feelings like that is self destructive.
captainobvioustits
I did now what
Slaggathor1
I ate the entire thing. It was glorious.
jdpt
Will she remain your friend or have you totally made things awkward with her?
hurradedurra
Bruuuuh. I love your style .
Slaggathor1
Thanks bro beans. Mama didn't raise no quitter!!
hurradedurra
Mathematical !