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Loudscreamingorganism
I'd be curious to know what kind of relationship you two have now. (Not a pervy question. Just honestly curious how it affected you 2 later)
fezfolife
thegr8sasquatch
5P4C3M4N
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Pretty sure I've heard this story before....from a stand up comedian...
theothercollin
it's a repost
mississippilessly318
theshrektacularshrek
memedreamfightingmachine
Why stop?
Maximumerhamster
UnpopularScrotum
Well? Did it work?
Gymratthatsnotadouche
Repost confession bear.....
MehEdits
This seems a bit far fetched
theothercollin
that, and it's a repost
oieokillertofu
ROLL TIDE!!!
Efvavex
Groovechild
Now that's a use of Confession Bear I've not seen in a long time. A long time.
theheroinesuglysister
I'm torn. I want to downvote because wtf!? But I want to upvote because good use of confession bear..
RedDwarfIV
Downvote because repost
YourFreindlyNeighbourhoodWeeb
Iwantdudenudes
I wanna say things that never happened but that's too weird to make up.
theothercollin
it definitely didn't happen to op, because it's a repost
TheZompocalypse
I don't get that logic that something is too weird to make up. I mean it's helped me lie in the past but still.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
1. Did you get a pet dog? 2. Or did you get a nephson?
thesauceisboss
AnnoyedLynx
Six is a bit early for a nephson
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
He meant a neicphew
IAmTheBeachIWorship
CookieMonster911
ImgurIsCurrentlyOverCapacity
fbutt09
Obligatory gif when it comes to any Imgur incest related post or pic. Keep up the good work.
IAmTheBeachIWorship
I think it’s described in the books that him and Cersei did something like op described when they were young
36roentgen
So she does like it in the butt
AmyBernadettePenny
Sounds ruff.
ThatNameWasTaken
Oh please, who hasn't humped your sister
BC2k2
You have to have a sister in order to hump your sister. So I'd guess guys who only have brothers if any siblings at all.
ThatNameWasTaken
I meant his sister
BC2k2
Considering this post was a confession bear about childhood behavior, I didn't wanna go there.
ThatNameWasTaken
I assume OP is grown now and so is their sister, who has continued trying to make puppies, &... I don't know his sisters a whore
BC2k2
Well, you know what they say about assume...
QuitLookinAtMineAim
THAT is how you confession bear
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frootoftheloops
Carl do you ever go off duty
kriebzz
God damnit I’ve been on this site too long. I had already upvoted all of the comments that mattered on that post 3yrs ago. Nice memory btw+1
Heroasteral
Is it the deleted one? I upvoted that but I can't remember what it is. I got a thirst for milk though. I'll adk my sister if she has some
Heroasteral
(But for srs. I can't remember. Please do tell)
Username1884
Did it work?
uusseerrssuubb
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toasteheh
Did it enter?
enterusernamehere25
yes except the dog was a human and has autism
BrazilianThunderPanda
I hear Lena Dunham did something similar to get a pussy cat.
SendMilk
Someone beat me to the Lena Dunham joke. Well done.
vegavisions
VigorousButtstuff
I thought she was trying to start a Rock band :D
SugoiShadE
Were you hard though?
UnravelCat
6. years. old.
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UnravelCat
who even thinks about this? go see a doctor.
Kiwisavage
calm down kevin spacey.
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
Delvonshi
https://imgur.com/ivsAOLi
myaestheticis2000smovies
+1 for Relevant username
izzmonster
I fucking love this pic
byohzzrd
IHaveAMemeForThis
mcpma
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I'm gonna use this.
livingscreamydreamy
Why do I hear a very faint Christian boy’s voice when I look at this
Loominati
Wtf is a "faint Christian boy's voice"
JustANormalCommentFarmer
That's just the choir boy locked in your basement.
MnightShariaLaw
"Let us out!" "No" "*singing in chorus* wait until god hears about this"
JasonWaterfaIIs
Because he's not properly restrained
CannibalisticVegan
Is this BJ Novak from The Office?
BustedHelmet
looks like the kid that played malcom in the middle
Warhunterkiller
Is that the kid from Man in the High Castle?
skwint
God is all for it. Daughters. Sisters. Sisters in law. He killed a guy for not impregnating his sister in law once!
spamshampoo
Stop with the misrepresentation.
BhataktiAtma
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
Just incase you wanted an upgrade.
BhataktiAtma
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
BhataktiAtma
iisn00b97
justthatmanatthetank
thegelatoking
GenerousThief
Sauce?
thegelatoking
Golden Boy
davidthegoliath
JesusHeardMyMeanThought
vlej
you should probably find the adult who started that rumor and keep him far away from children
shhep
I'd guess they saw dogs screwing on street and parents explained the what is happening. It's an accurate logical process of 6 year old.
Kongpaterus4
Probably they caught their parents having sex, and when asked what they were doing they said: making a pet dog.
Alistairetheblu
Kids can misinterpret things. For me it was a bit more harmless; someone said worrying a lot could put a hole in your stomach (ulcers), 1/2
Alistairetheblu
and any time I got worried I'd lay down on my back to make sure if it happened nothing would spill out. (I was 6 ish) 2/2
izzmonster
Thats adorable
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LegionWalloon
vlej
him refers to the adult, it's an unknown gender. let's not be idiots.
rusrsdude
Them would be the proper terminology. Him refers to a male.
vlej
singular "they" is what you might be referring to? that's another option, but I dislike it. neutral-gender masculine is much better.
Amythyst
And some grammar nazis will argue that "them" is only plural, and offer things like "him or her".
kevlarburrito
Or the infamous Themimerhh
vlej
"him or her" is disgusting and anybody who has any style in writing would ever fathom using such contraption.
misterfister101
Thank you.
ImJustAGigolo
I mean, it is "doggy style". Kinda makes sense.
IceCold01
notashill
My y thought too
Ethug
AdlitamRufel
That's what i thaught, and probably those kids too!
PrickAndSnorty
Plot Twist: the sister knew all about it, she just wanted him to jump her.
Krakencrotch
There's a dumb blonde joke about this.
BC2k2
I know exactly which one you are talking about.
craz3d
Share pleeez
BC2k2
I posted it here /a/pJ1zK
craz3d
Nice.