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#thanksgiving #mildly_interesting #funny
Nov 23, 2017 2:45 PM
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#thanksgiving #mildly_interesting #funny
PhiIIipJFry
What the fuck is a Jello salad???
nanyatenyaa
I could use some order in my life. What's your friends number?
PotatoFaminePart2
I'm aroused
GerribaldSusanMD
And cooks nude
SimoE
This is the sort of thing I do, but in google calender and then I just ignore it and do whatever
sexualharassmemtpanda
What is jello salad?
jacquesattack
Conditional formatting and some hidden columns could've made this more efficient
iancarry
oh thats a tight schedule... hope nothing happens in between :)
warick
A lot of this can be done the day before. Jello salad, roll dough, salad.
ThePhantomPooperNumberTwo
How will he know what time dinner is? And are there no pee breaks all day?
KFCgravy
What the fuck is a jello salad???????
usernamechangeswillnotbedaved
Awesome they cook naked!!!
Meepasu
What is this jello salad? I am intrigued. Could you get a pic or recipe?
Hellsinkiangels
Wtf is jello salad?
doodyhowitzer
Isn’t the color legend a bit redundant?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
They may be insane, but they Excel at tables.
NotShakespearesSchool
That flow thou...
BadBoyBoris
Fuck you, take your +1, and get the fuck out of here
MsZombieSlayer
What the f**k is jello salad?
Thranx
That's not insane at all... that's just a normal full thanksgiving spread.
OuchYoureonmyhair
Day before: bake pies, chop celery, onions, cube bread, make cran sauce, set table, set out serving bowls and spoons...as much as possible!
NotShakespearesSchool
Some of us need this level. I used to be able to do that in my noodle. Now -- too many concussions. I like his flow.
Sn4f
8:15 am"make salad" what the fuck?
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I don't see the problem. Stick it in the fridge, it'll be fine. You don't put the dressing on before serving.
MrsWhatsit
Or, they could start the day or two before and chill out.
MrsWhatsit
Though props for the excel sheet.+1
StarryPlough
And maybe not get up before 7am on a holiday O_o
NZSheeps
That's the beauty of New Zealand Christmas. Most of it's cold so we can start the day before.
BlueSpaceLizard
This chart was not the work of someone who would 'chill out'.
MrsWhatsit
True, but I love a good excel sheet myself and I start two days early. Thereby allowing me to now me sitting on my behind. ;)
Cedre
Is your friend single by choice? Because I swing both ways and like food.
quade
That's pretty lame. I used Agile methodology to plan prep/start times for everything. It allows for when the bird takes longer in the oven.
Cherrybomb29
I don't know much about agile. How would you change the schedule?
mineovermatter
Haha...gold. Dontcha just live applying Agile methodology to Waterfall projects?
Nekokoneko69
But it sounds so much cooler right? /s
quade
We jokingly call it "Agilefall" at work all the time.
tzxAzrael
ok someone else explained "agile methodology", now what's "Waterfall" ?
ImProbablyJoking
Gravey
javer80
Making it is a more valuable skill than spelling it. Classic minmaxing.
30ddroTaker
Twice
DSM20T
Seriously what the fuck
Vedrfolnr
No wonder they're single.
7palms
First thing i noticed.
lonetarget
Same...stands out like a sore, twitchy thumb
PPlank
Me too. She must take it deadly seriously though.
scarscantstopme
Jello salad?
squirreleatinghumanfood
Thank you -- came to the comments to say the same exact thing.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Midwest.
originalBabewiththePower
That's some Monica Gellar level organizing. I got a little wet reading that.
N8dork2020
Ya, I was thinking Lesley Knope
sassybaskets
Seven!!!
CaptainSisqo
You remind me of the babe.
originalBabewiththePower
What babe?
CaptainSisqo
Oh, wow, that's incredibly rude of me. I'm sorry I didn't recognize you. Have you changed your hair?
originalBabewiththePower
Actually yes I have. Thanks for noticing.
LemmingAttack
Get dressed at 2 PM
diddles85
I saw this too and was thinking the same thing!
Lunchbox007
https://youtu.be/02Gs8B4J3RU
sneakytits
I prepared it as I bathed
QuantumSupersexposition
The only way to handle a family gathering
LizardEnterprises
AFTER Make Cranberry Sauce.... Someone's tempting fate.
Thesaya
I assumed that meant dressing up for dinner, not dressing in general. Or do you have fancy dinner in the same clothes you cook in all day?
VodkaReindeer
But dressing at 1pm
GloriousWalrus
Let’s mom cook with them for 15 minutes before putting on clothes
pixarpizza
30*
tzxAzrael
this seems perfectly normal to me. the confusing part is how they're actually out of bed before 1:30pm.
WerbenJagerManJensenn
It's 2 PM on a thursday and im sitting in my pajamas eating cereal on imgur... Life's good
APictureofLokiEveryday
Probably the same as me. I cook all day in my work clothes (chef) then change into nice clothes for when people show up that way I'm clean.
HandsomeJackBlack
Yeah, do all the cooking in your pajamas so you don't mess up your nice clothes
Mondasin
what… what if my pajamas are my good cloths?
wrincewind
then do the cooking in your dressing gown.
RoxanneLaWin
THE DRESSING GOWN IS THE FANCIEST BIT!
JohnnyCashedOut
Well ya can't check the temp of the turkey with your thermometer all tucked away. Amirite?!
charonthehand
TChallaVanDam
Equal parts disturbing and hilarious.
LacquerHead
slappindatitties
Nothing wrong with a little nakey baking
QuantumSupersexposition
Wakey, wakey, nakey bakey, for goodness sakey
NZSheeps
Except nakey bacon baking
BlueSpaceLizard
1pm: apply burn cream
TheDoctorCrankenstein
pterodactylptime
Perfect use of this gif. Pure genius.
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TheHawkRules
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
Who is that character
TheHawkRules
I have no fucking idea. This showed up on FP one day and I went “YOINK!”
dangerousmelon
Missed opportunity for nakey bakey.
imwhatyouneverwantedtobe
I read it as that though.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Honestly “Wakey Wakey, Nakey Bakey” might get me out of bed faster than “Eggs and Bakey”
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Wakey wakey hand on snakey.
Iricus
Got to sort out that morning wood somehow
StillPimpin
This is sexy.
thezookeeper
I thought so too.
thaRizza
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
VioletMoonRising
Sigh... it is to those who don't understand that dating this, means that you will be on their lists and graphs as well.
StillPimpin
Dude, that's tight.
QuiteADapperAsshole
So?
Krakencrotch
Imagine getting head with that level of dedication.
LustrousShadow
Somehow I imagine enthusiasm and eye-contact would be more appealing than someone who's eyes are glued to a stopwatch to make sure they're >
LustrousShadow
bobbing at a predetermined tempo?
StillPimpin
Hmm... Only one way to find out
Krakencrotch
I was thinking more along the lines of 'dedicated to hotness'
LustrousShadow
I suppose that depends on whether they're actually this fastidious or it's an aid for dovetailing.