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Yeah I'm sure the security guard watches all the classrooms all the time
AltEff4
Legit lol'ed at the .75 kdr
Mgiggity
Halfway into beating your meat? How do you know it's halfway?
Squinge
Isthissupposetobeeasy
But kylorenhater looks alright for someone who's been shot again. I always question if he means like shot or like...got a shot.
AssapoopshitsMassachusetts
Yall need jesus
youthrewoffmygroove
I said WTF to most of these.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
I'm got stuck on this one
and i just cant stop wondering about the other 2 kids. Did they live? Did they die
aleasincognito
The clam chowder one! I went through cyclone yasi and all that was left on a shelf was canned tongues
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Tongues from what?
aleasincognito
Cows? I don't know?! Had a laugh and got the fk outta there it was packed with panic buyers
CalWilkins
But if you dress up as a clown theyll think youre in the group and not attack you
TheVultureOfShadows
But I know some people who would probably shoot you for being a clown, due to recent events. I'd be more worried about them then clowns.
TheVultureOfShadows
*than
AlexImguram
Context for #38 - The owner parked his BMW M3 in his living room to protect it from Hurricane Matthew
GeorgeGeef
Which is smart as fuck since E30 M3s are appreciating in value like holy shit.
MissButtercup
Fuck this dump
ITouchMyselfWhileThinkingAboutLasagna
I mean... if you insist
iDrinkDrano
Mikeupvotes
It's all fun and games until a clown hops out on the wrong person and have a permanent red smile.
enzio64
Wanan know how I got these scars?
TheGum25
And there probably hasn't been a single actual clown sighting, all just prank calls.
Calculussucks
My brother has seen them, but he didn't report it. it was up by his school.
HandsomeJack19
Me: "On a scale of 1-10 how creeped out would you be if I randomly touched your hair?" Girl: "10." Me: "Than keep it off my damn desk." 1/2
HandsomeJack19
That's what I did when #14 happened to me irl. That guy's a dickface for cutting her hair.
KiyaSeraphia
#27, #35, #36, #40, CHARGE YOUR DAMN BATTERY
tomyironmane
tomyironmane
Keep swinging, man, we're all pullin for you.
GoldenFloor8
juliarofl
I do online school and have no gym, BUT I want to fuck the shit out of my gym teacher.
GoldenFloor8
shoot for the stars
nope6699
Lemme be you gym teacher then... xD
juliarofl
That jobs already taken by @op
SavageandtheGentlemen
Who gives a fuxk about an Oxford comma?! I've seen those English drama too. They're... Jk. You put a colon there.
migmir
I dont get the c and y one. Pls explain
bananahag
C and y is just candy spaced out
TwinkleBat
"Special cream."
?1
CatBlaster5000
Yo, I'm 27 and in school, ya'll can fuck off.
Zahnradfee
As a fellow person with a zig-zag learning biography: Good on you! Keep it on! :)
CatBlaster5000
I'm trying.... it's hard.
WhatsInANameMeByAnyOtherNameWouldBeJustAsLonely
27 and in school is better than being dropped after spending 90k on college.
WhatsInANameMeByAnyOtherNameWouldBeJustAsLonely
What's important is you don't stop working to better yourself.
IridescentLotus
Good looking guy holding baby and studying - yas!
AllYourPeppermintAreBelongToMe
I hope the 10yo on Yahoo is fake.
justanotherdoug
Inadiquet...
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Reading this thread:
PapiBlanco
CaptainBumOut
I want to find whoever cut that girls hair and fuck them up.
MichaelBay
Last time this was dug, we knew they were friends and the other girl was joking, and the girl on pic was OK with it
TheCommissar
#21 Of all the things that didn't happen, that didn't happen the most.
GeorgeGeef
reasonablemoron
A declahration of wooah
LargeCanine
Its Progresso, dude. I don't think that is technically a food product.
StoicJ
Anyone who eats clam chowder has already lost.
ThePigeons
NEr here too. when shall we fight the Florida Man?
Nicbudd
PEOPLE OF NEW ENGLAND! WE MUST TEAM UP TO FIGHT THE MIGHTY FLORIDA MAN!!!
CyborgLazuli
Don't do it, you brave fools! Even we in Florida fear the Florida Man!
ThePigeons
never surrender!
Fuckweasel
#26 You see that shit?! He asked first, and then apologized when she said no! That's how you do it. Ask before sending your dick pics!
PastaIsLife
Why is she talking about her pussy being sweet and tight when she has her kids on there. I hope to god that this is faked
PastaIsLife
Why is she talking about her pussy being sweet and tight when she has her kids on there. I hope to god that this is faked
senorsamuel
These dumps are getting boring. Nothing new here at all man. Try again.
julidecomu
And that screenshot shit? Please
MostlyJeffGoldblum
I'm on imgur way too often and I haven't seen some of these
senorsamuel
If I'm being honest there's like 4 I haven't seen. But it's usually the same. And its getting worst cause now they're screen capturing 1/2
senorsamuel
Memes and just reposting them. It's just lazy now man. Especially the blurry tumblr posts... 2/2
Tisbutafleshwound
I'm 34 in an Algebra 2 class. He's trying for his kids. No shame.
perfectbosom
yess, I'm happy for the guy, and for you. anyone who tries to be better for tier kids are good people
DeadOnionSaysWhat
Shit yeah, I was 38 when I took Alg 2, worth it, so worth it.
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ontheinternetnooneknowsyourapotato
Bro, idk if you know this but that was rude
that0nerand0mkid
It was just a joke everyone calm your tits
catsonmeth
Child, most people could psychologically destroy you.
Zahnradfee
^This. I have much respect for this guy. Very often life doesn't take a direction that would be desirable, but he tries to turn it into a >
Zahnradfee
better direction. I really hope he did it!
immortalheart
#2 WTF?!?!
rockfireman
What it's just strawberries and cream. It's delicious, my favorite dessert.
MotherflippersThinkEverythingIsAMotherflippingJoke
CanUweldOil
Honestly thought the picture was of poetry... then I saw the nasty.
reverseblumpkin
It's probably semen.
BruunHero
Good catch.
itisshinobi
Well I dont see any men there
hadamardTransform
Not any man. Just sea men.
orDNary
I think I puked a little
MrBearington
I POOPED A LITTLE. No, no one remembers that? Ok. I'll be leaving then.
MsCitrus
I was eating. Seriously. not cool @op
pirate89RAWR
I was eating vanilla yogurt while looking at these and had to stop... :(
candystud
It's not the same texture and taste i think, so you can still close your eyes and eat normaly i guess
MoooCow
Want some chicken noodle soup with special cream to soothe your stomach?
orDNary
Appreciate the thought, but I'll pass on that, thank you
EXiSTENCEthreshold
Fo' real tho, you should brush your teeth with the new special tooth cream from anal b.
Heartomaton
The jizzberries taste like jizzberries.
Bend3
came from someone's "Member"berry
filthyfrankfurter
Hey, do you 'member star wars?
CoCoMalone
I 'member
sirozzy
steveomachismo
Is that...is that Javier Bardem?
Methamphetamines
Berries and cream berries and cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.
iDrinkDrano
Relationship goals.
BananaAddedForScale
"If she don't like that, it's an unhealthy relationship and you should not wife her!"
yohimbe
Marry me
iDrinkDrano
Only if you like strawberries and cream.
yohimbe
pangolinskin
" do you remember the strawberries and cream, Frodo?"