thegayestunicorn
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Kitty using snap chat
Don't lift the tail
bee irl
Domestic abuse
'Oh shit, he's got me!'
Great advice
Killennium
I faved for the cat using dog filter ????
CirdanShipweigh
#29 RE: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: RE:
hillbillyal
I like your dump.
VeggieBaker
The dog one looks so much like an infomercial.
IrradiatedBec
Nebbie
The dog probably literally ate shit to get that grin.
BugGuts
Mfw seeing #1
+1
workINbrogress
#3 the snapcat looks genuinely concerned
Crythulhu
#3 Cat-dog. Caaaaat-doooog
SexyStarfish
People who liked you: 410, People who fancied you: 5, People who hated you: 65,012, People you hated: 7,465,118,930.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Taco bell doesn't have kids meals
zPapa
#13 isn't that what they did at columbine?
mrmcg33k
Also Westside Middle School. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Johnson_and_Andrew_Golden
InsertUsernameJokeHere
I recall #42 continuing with a long string of "please don't" from whoever checked the bot's messages.
floxsyu
at taco Bell, don't think they serve kids meals do they? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
thesarahpowellexperience
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thesarahpowellexperience
Because it's so horrifying and I would lose my shit if that happened to me! (Like that dog lost his, huehuehuehuehue)
HD2composer
I can hear the infomercial now "Ugh... there just has to be a better wayyyy" ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ruferto
#11 - the epitome of "bitch, say something'
SexyStarfish
Wouldn't they just try you in whatever country that you or the victim was a citizen? Or where you left?
Aggrosaur
Does anyone actually think that "bork" meme is funny? It might just be me but it just seems very stupid and unoriginal. Maybe I don't get it
muinmuin
I've always seen the ones with the Scottish (?) accent and I think those make it funny
Aggrosaur
Anything with Scottish or Irish accents are hilarious especially the twitter posts.
ToTheWindowToTheSquirrel
I thought #1 was going to be pretty gay, but I was still surprised at how gay +1
bigdog1983
they went full-gay
becouse
Well BITING a dick isn't really gay, unless you're kinky
Themurderguy
But biting a surprise cake dildo might be gayer just because you're that situation.
tuesunsommiel
HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS DUMPING!?
thegayestunicorn
I always know
skylark28
The one about pulling the fire alarm and THEn shooting them? That is what the columbine shooters originally planned... and more
MrPredator
5tellaire
#19: will understand but won't care because mom.
thegayestunicorn
i will :)
stuffinator
#40 Yeah no, if you do the same thing for 8-9 hours every day at work, I can guarantee you the day won't be very short.
muinmuin
Yeah that one on only applies if you're doing something fun all day
stuffinator
Unless you love what you're doing.
digitalutopia
*who
FishingForConversation
notniIc
You k.ow what im talking about morty?
terithian
I like "Blood Donated: -61 pints" and the fact that "People that Hated You" is around 150 times larger than "People that Liked You".
aPokal
Chocolate eaten 37 tonnes.
dubasman45
He never won a claw machine prize.
Flyndaran
Only 42 seconds for urinating? Average moderate sized mammals are 23+/- 13 seconds on average. I think the author guessed on that one.
Flyndaran
Yeah, I find and read odd scientific studies. Yes, even elephants pee that long/short. Weird how it all averages out.
wererat2000
That information is now in my brain forever. I don't know when, I don't know why, but some day I'll mention that and continue the cycle.
mcshady
#7: MRW I check a risky click and I shouldn't have.
rablpebbles
She pulled the poop lever
DildoSwaaginz
youthrewoffmygroove
Might have been pancreatitis
rockfireman
I think another time this was posted someone said that was blood and not poop, but I can't tell for sure.
AlleviatedRisk
I seem to recall seeing the vid with sound, and she says something about how he's been so bloated (thus rubbing its side) and then...welp.
thegayestunicorn
hahaha
Archaon6044
ZRod
Fairly certain that you will be prosecuted under the laws of where the boat is registered in and/or international law.
Alec0603
It's not, international waters have their own laws, murder still illegal even if you are not affiliated with any country.
AlmostScientist
upvote for #1
thegayestunicorn
thank you +1
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bigdog1983
"straight Australian outback" male... equivalent to "gay american bareback"
SlagGroove
I am with you.
Veya
Notice how he instinctively closed his mouth at the sight of a phallic object.
ElloTherePoppet
That was, by far, the best thing I've seen all day
Neverwhen
No matter how many times I see it, it still makes me laugh.
miggy372
No matter how many times I see it, it still makes me horny.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
How did their eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?
GayboyXLT
#4 ima file that under stuff that didn't happen
toxicpenguin
It's a greentext. By definition it didn't happen. :)
alsoAzrael
I love this idea that he's all smug about his right to go armed to taco bell and say terroristy things. If it DID happen, dude's an idiot.
DankCentral420
1/? If this did happen, that bitch saw a gun and was immediately looking for an excuse to persecute him for having it.
DankCentral420
2/? If you don't want to see citizens carrying handguns, maybe you should move to a state where that is illegal instead of pestering someone
DankCentral420
3/? who is in their full legal right.
alsoAzrael
Just because it's legal to bring a gun to a restaurant, flash it around, and act like a terrorist, doesn't mean it isn't fucking stupid.
DankCentral420
1/? Are you illiterate? He didn't flash it around. He snagged his shirt getting his wallet out, and that exposed his holster.
DankCentral420
2/? Then a nosey, racist bitch started asking him if he was going to kill anyone because he looked vaguely middle eastern and had a firearm.
alsoAzrael
And at that point the reasonable, intelligent response was to feed into that to get her worked up so she'd call the cops? So they'd show 1/2