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Mar 6, 2017 11:46 AM
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Flyndaran
Elephant in the room? But no one mentions the freaking giraffe? Humans have 33 vertebrae, but 20 of his are neck.
Raffaga
Roast me!
Mewmus
roasted? these are more raw.
heyguysitsmeamanda
I don't think I could ever do this to myself, posting a selfie on here during Christmas was enough!
eddas
These are some of the tamest roasts I've seen on here.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
The elephant tent one looks really cute
TwatSprinkle
That's why you don't get a BS in art. So you're not living with your parents at 26.
pseudonic
Hung Solo just going all in on these "Roast Me" posts...
RabbiKirschbaum
First one is hot.
Lamech777
RJ444
Meh
icedmcfurry
MexicaninQatar
That last one. Lol
Enohpoxas
That first one though...
Deathstrik3
More like "Get reposted"
gir2195
Yep, just saw this a week back
Jur1
That moment when you see your former classmate in one of these posts.
Jur1
Yes, I did
buffalosnowcrash
Gums...Why do people with gums like that smile so friggin' big? They must see that other people's smiles lack that "gum to tooth" ratio.
TheStealthHippopotamus
The elephant/tent one is well done.
HellBrendy
IT's fucking clever.It's not harsh, just really funny.
incenderylemons
"Accidentally set to widescreen" I exhaled rapidly through my nasal passage
sybs
The whistle one was what got an amused "hmm" from me.
TotalCuntrol
My personal favourite was #11. But I've seen more brutal
IRegretThisUsername
What's the "whistling while smiling" thing about?
calcleric
Tooth gap on left side.
IRegretThisUsername
Thanks! I honestly didn't notice it.
calcleric
More of a gentle warm breeze than a roast on that one.
sandybuttcheeks
Hold up... wouldn't an art degree be a BA and not a B.S. by definition?
butteredtoast789
its bullshit either way
clayford
BA is a broader degree, with fewer credits focused on the actual major. BS is more strictly focused on the degree. You can get a BS in Art.
Emac94
Pretty sure she thinks BS is short for bachelors
sandybuttcheeks
Okay it's not just me then? Good
ReverendAurora
BA for art and other such useless junk, BSc for science. So either way she's lying.
Dwaynethejockronson
I have a BA, I'm a lawyer. You can pick whichever of those reasons to hate me.
ToxicPineapple
Your username sucks.
plethora
Like others, I have a BA in Neuroscience.
sandybuttcheeks
I mean, I know people getting a BA in Comp Sci, only differences is one less random science class like chem that won't really help long term
xenocyde1224
A 19 year old avionics engineer... right...
TwatSprinkle
*takes one semester of gen eds*
foxfire1112
ENGINEER!
NinjaGrizzlyBear
I hated the people in my engineering courses that referred to themselves as engineers by sophomore year
TwatSprinkle
Or the premed students that said they were med school.
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Or the art students who said they were professional baristas
atheizmo
TheFirstCurse
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/215/957/da1.gif i fucking love this^
TimberWilly
MarlboromanMat
Some of these are not as brutal as in the past.
dangermint
"lightly toast me" doesn't have the same ring to it
Phenomeno
Most are shit. The only good ones were widescreen and my personal favorite, the gum merger. The roasts aren't usually very good, though.
tetracycloide
Thought the circus tent one was pretty good.
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
I will always remember the folded flag one. It was absolutely brutal.
DudewithaPen
Could'st I have thine link to thine source of barbaric humour? Translation: Link Please!
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike