Shenaniganz80
22036
397
3
Dec 21, 2025 12:29 AM
Shenaniganz80
22036
397
3
SMarkt
I am one with the Force, and the Force is with me,
ZeroVektor
Finer than Astro Glide. Slicker than a Yes album. As good as God slept through the holocaust.
gallopinggoldfish
As of this year, my good glidey scissors are no longer glidey :’(
drums4lyfe
when the force hits juuuuuust right. no greater satisfaction than with them glider cuts!
HexStadium
And then you realize the cut is crooked af
FTUG
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXk5MTdhY3g0Z3E5eHFha3M1aTU5M2I2OWZib21kaDIxYmR0NDdzOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/e39tpB7xOf6h2/200w.webp
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
We got this round thing for cutting wrapping paper https://www.walmart.com/ip/LITTLE-ELF-WRP-CUTR/16399706671 it cuts like that every time.
Nostradamuswaswrong
Alright, every fucking year I see shit like this. And you're all fucking wrong. It ain't the damned wrapping paper and scissors bullshit. That's kid stuff. What you want is a fresh blade in your box knife when you're breaking down the cardboard afterwards. Feeling that slide through like butter is the real stuff.
ProppaGanda
And then you hear the screeching of seagulls in the distance
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Shouldn’t be strolling on that beach.
manixaist
And then....snaaaaagg! Dammit!
ThomasThundersword
Gently open and close the jaw as you go. not enough to be chopping, but enough to change the exact contact point. takes a little practice, but helps a ton. also ofc, the quality of the paper matters.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
technicalfool
It's at times like this that having a guillotine is like pleasure you can't measure. Slide, guide, *shhhhTNK*
No, Gritty, not THAT kind of guillotine.
OtterlyMagnificent
Oh, I used to have one of those scrapbooking guillotines with a 50" track (broke down into 4 pieces, with a straight side and a wiggly side, and 5 different blade depth pieces). It was magnificent. Roll out the cutting mat under the paper, clamp the track down, and you could give the blade a gentle shove and it would race across leaving a PERFECT cut every time...I miss scrapbooking but nobody prints pictures anymore...