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Mar 7, 2018 3:27 AM
JackOfBadTrades
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Beanacolada
They're also endangerd!
phonoodle415
https://youtu.be/rqGTIm4dkVU
bezuer
Look how jacked he is. Dude's working for his life while your lazy ass hamster gets fat in his cage
Makemycommuteinteresting
My hamster would not survive long in the wild! He is fat and has no fear of large animals that would like to eat him.
anayar24
how many hours does this one spend at the gym?
stupidskeleton
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
well they didn't just spawn in pet stores out of nowhere
iamthisguy247
I wonder where he stashes his little metal wheel and pile of saw dust.
candiduscorvus
"Dad, I don't think I'm gonna do hamster-style Kung fu anymore..."
FitzTheBastard
Ok
brodieman316
And the winner for obscure reference of the day is....
bellaluna
There are what?
cntdn
Wild hamsters. It says so right there.
ExportAverte
That hamster looks fucking tough as shit. Is it one of those double muscled badass melee hamsters?
ThisIsN0tMyName
You might be looking at the cheek with food in it. The pouch extends back passed the shoulder area. Makes the little guy look ripped.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
That toe spread on it’s back foot. Tee hee.
AutomatedLady
They actually are strangely aggressive...
Quarantinous
And the war paint (berry juice) makes it look even more badass.
AliElkie
When my hamster stuffs his face with food he looks jacked but he’s really just a greedy chubster who’s scared of his own sneezes
ExportAverte
Chubster...excellent word, I shall use this in my life.
CdnDecoy
It’s a War Hamster, his name is Boo.
mk15
TheHellbilly
Ahem! A miniature giant space hamster. Tends to go for the eyes.
Gaehhn
War Hamster 40k
CdnDecoy
Thank you for the correction, I don’t remember things as well as I used to.
TonyZed68
We've got some where I live (Alsace, east of France).
hornedgorilla
Are they considered a pest?
TonyZed68
Not at all. They're an endangered species here and are protected.
galadrl2meetu
Wait, the guide told me Alsace was in France. For the moment, anyway. Do you eat sausages or baguettes?
TonyZed68
Both
galadrl2meetu
I made as visit to your lovely area last summer. That was the tour guide's joke: Her grandparents ate sausages but her parents baguettes.
TonyZed68
Yep, there's a little mix of traditions here. And as you said, it's lovely.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Where does such a creature live in this world?
ohboyboy
Hamsterdam, The Otherlands!
thatsALOTofnuts75
Hamsterland
WhamBammThankYouMam
You can get wild hamsters in Romania and Bulgaria, I believe. Breed is called Romanian Hamster. They are in the same genus as pet hamsters.
cntdn
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
Up Richard Gere's butt
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Xanoth
That one is a European Hamster (wild and not great pets): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hamster
Xanoth
Common domesticated ones are Syrian, as others said. There are also Russian Dwarf, and Chinese hamsters (the latter are quite thin)
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Xanoth
European hamsters have the black belly. Syrian typically have white bellies
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Xanoth
No, I'm suggesting they have fluffy bellies of varying colours.
GENERALDISCOMFORT
Hamsterdam
Icouri
I come from the future to tell you, shame. Shame on this comment.
GENERALDISCOMFORT
I'll get over it mr future robot man
Icouri
Beep boop. Lick my battery
GENERALDISCOMFORT
Go on git! You damn robot