nervousbitch
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May 11, 2017 12:36 AM
nervousbitch
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quixotegut
That sharpener blew my mind back in the day... IT WENT THROUGH THE PAPER, TOO!
CantonahM8
I know, right? Dumb kids, have they not seen the Samsung Galaxy S8+?
TheRicM
PEEL THE PAPER FIRST, GIT GUD YOU NOOB
Sageypie
To be fair, the iPhone 7 didn't exist when we were kids, so of course we'd rather have had the crayons. You would have taken the phone.
ZerielArchangel
Maybe your kid wants an iPhone 7, mine just about shit herself with glee when I got her the 128-pack.
heathsis2003
Once I scraped together $ so I could buy the 48 pack. I felt so special. Still had to go w/o the sharper tho.
popejubal
Bullshit. You wanted the 64 pack with the built in sharpener, but you wanted a hell of a lot of other things, too.
LuftMeister
Quite the USMC buffet you got there
HotCarlWinslow
That white crayon can just fuck right off!
leftbanana
When I was younger, I wanted to upgrade from the 8 pack to the 16 pack. Only a rich kid got a 64 pack.
ThisIsMyRealAccount
They still cost the same.
MrDressup
I told my daughters about how all the rich kids had these when I was young (I had the 8 pack) - they gave me one for Christmas.
shalmdi
Whenever people use words like "magenta" or "cerulean," I like to remind them that some of us only had eight crayons growing up.
Evergrey
That is touching as fuck.
Evergrey
So, did you smell them? And then color?
zsefvgb
Leaving for college the school section at loblaws had a sale so my mom bought me a like 5 or 6 of the 8 packs
MannyOfManchester
I still want that.
damnallthegoodnamesaretaken
We only ever got the 24 pack, and never the sharpener. :(
grumpyfinnishperson
Nokia 3310 and good ol' snake kept me entertained when I was a kid.
helloimbadatthis
This is real
YourAverageAssassin
When I have kids, I'm pretending it's the 90s. Also, I'm going to speak with an accent while they develop their language skills.
Whatevenisrelevant
I thought you were supposed to peel the paper off when sharpening them...
Igotbannedforpoliticalposting
This is so true. Then they came out with 128 pack and my mind was blown.
nervousbitch
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
Oh yeah http://www.target.com/p/crayola-174-ultimate-crayon-collection-with-sharpener-and-caddy-152ct/-/A-14740562?lnk=rec
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
truely we are an amazing species
WilliamHMacy
Monkman28
Shoot, I was lucky of I got the primary colors growing up. Now sidewalk chalk? I had a shit ton of that!
LurkyMcLurker
Look at the fancy big money high roller with the 64 pack.
berderking
So many different flavors. This is what we call a marine buffet
circlebreaker
YEAH! THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN US!
WellThatsOriginal
Only crayons we could afford was the ones we found in the garbage. My mom loved us tho. She would melt them in the sun and mix'em together.
nervousbitch
IronicJeremyIrons
Bitch I have the 150 box and crayon shaped sharpener. Know your status, peasant.
UpvoteCharlie
Money bags with a family that can afford name brand crayons.
dhexodus
Roseart felt like I was coloring with sandpaper.
KillingTheJoke6
Right? The rest of us had the cheap-ass 8 pack with no way to color a sky except to make friends with the rich kids to borrow their Skyblue
SpikeTheGoat
Yeah and then the stupid neighbor you were forced to play with broke them with his ham fists. Stupid Daniel.
KillingTheJoke6
All the comments on this thread should be read in John Olivers voice
DaliwantsDiz
THIS IS AMAZING!!
nursejr210
First it was color, now it is gender. My gawd, when will the variety stop?!
lyricallove
Tbf, if iPhones were around when you were a kid you would want one, too.
fishstickfury
FerrousBuehler
ohlonelyme
Ok what is this meme?!
FerrousBuehler
Well, it's Bob Saget. Did you go to the same ohio public school that I did?
ohlonelyme
No I just watched Full House...
FerrousBuehler
Should youtube some of his standup, learn about the real Bob saget. Can't figure out how he got on that show
ohlonelyme
From what I heard his stand up isn't exactly family friendly, correct?
AliBarber
I grew up watching Full House. I didn't discover his stand up until after the fact. Good god that shit is hilarious but yeah. How
hibsta
Dude should not have been on a family show, but somehow he made it work
damnmyusernamewastaken
It was easy to tell who were the haves and the have nots on the first day of school when everyone got their crayons out 1/2
damnmyusernamewastaken
2/2 bottom line Crayola created cliques! Who knew that what pack of crayons I got would decide my social fate?!
thxph
I have a 30-year-old, unopened box, gifted by a neighbour for feeding their cat when they were on holiday. I wonder if it's worth anything.
MistressLyda
Based on ebay, yeah, but not a lot.
SomeGuyWithAPlan
Oh man, the smell of new crayons, the taste of burnt sienna... who can tell me the best use for the white crayon?
leftbanana
Coloring ghosts
GuW69
Repairing holes in white painted walls/ceilings. or use it as whiteout/tippex
UncannyRogue
Trying to cover up when you went outside the lines.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
My grandmother used it to give her self manicures, scrape under her nails for the most ghetto French tip ever
roncya
Holy f***.
Krimper
Coloring black construction
nervousbitch
Watercoloring
missladymondegreen
Write on your hard boiled eggs before you dye them.
ShitGotUTrippin
To make sure the black crayons work.
nomorehumans
You win the internet today sir. Good day.
ThirdCoastPauly
Bwahahaha!
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
I'm going straight to hell.
nomorehumans
Aren't we all.!
spongebobangrypants
a polar bear in a snow storm?
cinnnamongirl
Coloring the whites of the eyes
h0llyp0cket
The white one is for drawing Jesus on eggs
SomeGuyWithAPlan
Secret messages! Write it out on white paper, recipient shades it with a pencil. Some serious CIA shit there.
BewareTheCrocigator
Hahahaha, what a ridiculous notion! ⁽ᴼᵘʳ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᶦˢ ᵇᶫᵒʷᶰ﹔ ᴵ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ, ᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᶦˢ ᵇᶫᵒʷᶰ⋅ ᴱᶰᵃᶜᵗ ʳᵒᵍᵘᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵒᶜᵒᶫ ᵃᶫᵖʰᵃ ˢᵉᵛᵉᶰ.ᴳᵒ ᵈᵃʳᵏ; ᵍᵒ ᵈᵃʳᵏ⋅⁾
snooabusiness
I lol'd
TheTrueQuarian
ᵂʰᵃᵗˢ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵒᶜᵒˡ ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ?
SomeGuyWithAPlan
You obviously don't have a pencil to trace over the white crayon.
transgendercouch
Sticking it right up a cats butthole
spongebobangrypants
boo!
windexismygravy
My teacher use to make us color over our answers with it before switching papers for grading.
LadybirdBrown
Genius! I'm using that
Hemagglutinin
Wait, why? I'm missing something.
windexismygravy
So your friend couldn't erase and change your answer for you.
KillerTofu131
Leaving it on the windowsill on a night it's supposed to snow.
ACanadianPerson
Wat
steponabich
White crayon by the window, spoon under pillow, pj's inside out, three ice cubes down the toilet, snow dance.
KillerTofu131
I never heard of the ice cubes in the toilet, definitely did all of the others though.
norrinraddsboard
https://imgur.com/i4ukamx.gif
mistersaIvage
But you can use them to draw white handprints on faces!
norrinraddsboard
We've run from Isengard all the way to Tol Brandir. Ain't nobody got time for dat.