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Made me lol in real life
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/12/politics/mitch-mcconnell-biden-speech-reaction/index.html
Jan 12, 2022 9:49 PM
callmeobvious
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Made me lol in real life
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/12/politics/mitch-mcconnell-biden-speech-reaction/index.html
JinxRocks
Incoherent? Compared to a petulant infant megalomaniac's whining? Not enough babytalk for you, McConnell?
jcano88
I have heard many people say this about Biden but I've never heard him say anything incoherent. Am I missing something?
TheDogEnd
Translation: "Biden's speech was really good, and really effective, so I have to distract anyone from noticing by calling it 'incoherent'."
Isiel89
He must have never tuned in to his former boss’s speeches.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Coming from the guy that can be used as anaesthesia.
TawdryMittens
The GOP is TERRIFIED of this voting rights bill passing. They know it'll be their death so they'll say anything.
lyongirl69
Every time I see Mitch I want to punch him in his weak chin. He is the epitome of bad government
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
No double standards there. No siree
sirspringroll
I guess articulate words in full sentences sound like gibberish when you’re used to the sound of screaming and donkey farts he endorses
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Moscow Mitch can go fuck himself
Groovechild
Maybe he prefers the one where Trump calls him a 'loser?' Yeah, that's the stuff. Probably makes him all Luke warm and semi-erect.
languex
Biden's speech was not in gibberish so moscow mitch finally understood a presidential speech!
resolved
Remember when the last guy insinuated that he was boning hotties on a boat in front of a bunch of boy scouts at an awards ceremony...?
Bystandr
The same bottom feeder than laughed when told the death toll from COVID had passed 220K laughing while his
Bystandr
people die.
immortalbucket
I guess McConnell needs to deflect
jdjones1414
His face always looks like he just tried to fart but shat himself instead.
ReverseSyzygy
MID-TERMS ARE COMING === VOTE! === HELP OTHERS TO VOTE!
GoNAVYNo1
You're kidding, right??? Please tell me you're kidding!!! What could be less "below the office of the president" than four years of trump?
Esdog
Does anyone else want to fry up his neck chops? Or at least like jiggle them
springelmogizmo
what do you expect from a cockroach?
x1xruex1x
But cockroaches are useful to the environment in some fashion. that fuckface isn't useful at all. a detriment to this world.
JustSittingHerePooping
McConnell is a swine. I'll celebrate his passing, and I'm not even american.
hollywilsonpregler9000
Am I the only person that imaginea his neck wobbling as he speaks?
QuestDjinn
Incoherent? Does he need it broken down on a 3rd grade level?
shavedpeaches
McConnell is the last person on earth who should be lecturing anyone on proper protocols, fair play, or patriotism in the U.S. Senate.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Trump also called Mitch a loser, so, here come the sharks, bud.
manamongstyou
I would actually bet Mitch in that battle. He's a fucking POS, but he's managed to hold his office since 1985.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
As long as they end up fighting each other, somebody loses.
manamongstyou
80mtn
Gestalt7
That's a wicked weaponization of their bullshit. +1!
80mtn
I'm honestly to the point where I just want to spread as many lies as I can about them. I hate their mind manipulation shit.
HardCorvallis
I like to think the lib's have been starting all the lies. It's the new civil war and con's are too dumb to notice.
Gestalt7
I'm all for it! The high road has gotten us shit. Fight dirty, take no prisoners. We'll have the luxury of guilt when the fight is won.
80mtn
Like the overly endowed George Soros doll I may or may not have seen in tucker carlson's dressing room closet?
80mtn
I mean... I'm just asking questions, right?
Watchadave
It's the Republican way: accuse others of what you do.
ReverseSyzygy
It's the P in GOP: Gaslight, Obstruct, Project.
DonHoacksives
It’s what the Nazis did under Hitler.
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
As they lose public support more and more, Republicans are going down the rabbit hole of bullshit to cover their previous bullshit.
marteney1
Hopefully they can’t find a way to dig themselves out
ThaWhiteRanger
They'll just the bodies of the sick and the poor to boost themselves back up. It's their platform.
whitepolarbear
are they losing support? because they keep getting reelected
SpamYarBlockers
McConnell is a master manipulator; he knows exactly how to spin everything to maximize his power
whitepolarbear
eh, i guess why they picked up cheating
B3N15
Their base is dying, either from old age and/or COVID, and they're not getting enough new supporters to replace them. They have...
B3N15
...alienated themselves from really anyone who hasn't already chugged the kool-aid.
exponant
Perhaps. But a great many Republicans wont be able to bring themselves to vote Dem. Hopefully some may realize a 3rd party alternative.
maskedrabbit
But they will become more violent as the possibility of peaceful victory slip. Fuckers.
maskedrabbit
Voter suppression and gerrymandering
SwiftyGuy
Ok so someone needs to stop that damn shit. They can’t keep getting away from fucking our country
maskedrabbit
Dems are trying to pass voting rights act current session. If you live in the usa give your state reps a call and let them know.
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
It's done by state officials. Districts spread across the state means big city population are neutralized except in those districts.
GiantMoron
I can stack my lies one on top of the next??? This is amazing. Party over country and fuck the poor. Vote Republican... /s
AngryQueefNoises
Can McConnell just die already? Jfc a blight on humanity
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
Turtles don’t die of old age
SamuraiChemist
Now, now. Wishing death on people is unseemly. A stroke that renders him mute and incontinent wold be much better.
DaveSamsonite
Republican gaslighting.
NomDeImguerre
Isn't that what you have a Second Amendment for?
Sensiblyinteresting
When he does I'm thinking about starting a business shuttling people between his and rush Limbaughs graves. "Destination Bathrooms"
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
That thing on the left is alive? Nuke it from orbit... It's the only way to be sure
catsandcoke
He’s just the face of the party. If he dies they’ll put another face just like him up there
DaveSamsonite
Probably.
IupvoteAussies
He's very good at his job though. His replacement would almost certainly be less so
MugenEXE
Hail the party, immortal party. Cut off a limb and two more shall take its place! /s
ExtraAverage
Tortoises have regularly been known to live to 150. So uh... Don't hold your breath?
DaveSamsonite
walnutbreath
I've been waiting to shit on his grave for so long I'm turtleheading.
secretdpp
Stop waiting for your dreams to become real just DO IT. Put him in it yourself, shit on the body to establish dominance
AliceInjection
Lmao
SirSparblington
We have found The One.
walnutbreath
Oh, this isn't some Highlander thing, there can be many. An endless line of defectors eagerly awaiting their chance to soil his grave.
MiniMacropod
Charge a nickel and you'll be rich.
GenXHippie
Give me a bucket of water, a bad extension cord, and thirty minutes. I got you.
silencelikethewindovertakesme
He already did. The GQP just the animate him occasionally.
boblives
Maybe all the people dieing of covid all sacrifices to keep him alive?
AngryQueefNoises
Like weekend at Bernies?
MADchemEE
I mean, if he does, and KY has a gubernatorial vacancy appointment system... Jus sayin... The governor's a Democrat...
dedpaen
We need to find the horcrux.
memorminey
And shove it up his butt
MajMalfunction2
Somewhere in his house, there is a very special turtle.
PutItInNeutral
We got the first one when Limbaugh died.
SoludisSnake
LOL!!
dagmarcleopatra
Let's see if it's Trump!
BannedGeek
Sadly I think that would require turtle genocide
IupvoteAussies
So we'd both lose McConnell and get to use real straws again? Sign me up! Fuck the turtles.
THESHADOWOFJECT
can we trade him for betty white?
AngryQueefNoises
I wish
digitreal
Who are the GQP suppose to believe now?
bardman135
It's what NPR gets for interviewing a failed TV personality.
ReverseSyzygy
they believe things on a minute-by-minute basis. Don't try to nail it down, it's about to change right ..... there, new idea!
SithElephant
Q.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
McConnell these days:
?noredirect
thedudeman519
Magruber is back back baby!
ethicallysourcedcannedtuna
What's even more hilarious is Trumps dumb ass lost the election OVER and OVER. At least turtle boy won his election. Who's REALLY the loser?
TheNextFreud
Us
arocktrucker777
doobiedoobop
They trust what they feel to be true, not what facts show to be true, so they'll believe whatever their cold black hearts tell them to.
immortalbucket
Their base wins either way
Doopapotamus
The fact that they still have so much power despite this is concerning though. I also have a guess Cheney is starting to make his own move.
Varimothras
For. The. Presidency?
jskskj8888
DONT SAY THAT God I don't want to even consider it. You might be right. Going after the more moderate conservative. It'll be interesting
Doopapotamus
It's why I think NOT ONE other GOP member attended the Jan 6th Annv. That's improbable, even if most were out of DC. I think he ordered it.