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Not all heroes wear capes
Nov 17, 2016 4:07 PM
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moochie8ter
Beats a flame thrower, less messy too!
kuderbader
I told my mother I want a woman who will kill spiders for me, but I guess I can settle for a dragon
lloydusmaximus
intotheEnd
I'm fucking buying a lizard tomorrow
Lucidalabbra
That's a terrifyingly large spider.
sunlitglo
I fear both but the reptile is winning my admiration...
Bluerosebox2
room228
You know you're getting old when you're distracted by the quality of the baseboards.
intestinalhack
I believe in Tad Cooper.
ilovecosmetics
HOLY MOTHER NATURE! NOPE x NOPE = the "run and scream"
IvorJBiggun
They're just opiliones, not even real spiders
TheLabAssistant
I'm glad someone else noticed they weren't spiders.
goodguyC
You'd think the spider would run away....
yuyufan43
Tad Cooper!
RustyBear
Thanks, Tad Cooper.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
[roars fire]
drbabaloo
Can it het them off my fucking ceiling though?
Jebroski
The legs poking out still make my skin crawl
supremedeer
I felt a bit sick, fuck.
YouKnowWhatMrBag
Yeah I'm glad spider-nope is gone but actually watching this made me squirm
ekyxor
Imagine the nope in your own mouth, it tickles.
Radicool21
You know what else crawls
AlkeneThiol
My dick after I attach spider legs to it and electrify them?
Debiandog
we had a savanna monitor he was awesome. except for the 1 day a month he went to the bathroom.
Imthekinginyellow
What's that look like?
EmilineCutibear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOARAN9IgpI I guess like this.
LoodGookin
Fuck, that was a risky click I didn't need to see.lol
FecklessMillennial
Yup. That's enough internet for this evening...
TheCattyDee
That's almost exactly like a beardie poop, minus the plug
leeuhnotlayuh
Someone tell me what it is so I don't click that link and ruin my life.
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
It's a magical safety dragon taking a MASSIVE shit. It's huge!
spidrvampyre
I super-believe in you, Tad Cooper!
TheNerdyNaturalist
I just finished this show. +1
magoslich
YES! Hoorah for Tad Cooper!
goldang
Came here to say this. Upvoted you instead.
JimmieRustlin
Came here to say this, didn't see you said this, also said it, read more, saw you said it, upvoted you as well.
spidrvampyre
Upvoted in return as thanks for the upvote.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
Me too, upvotes for everyone!
fictitiousspoon
I did the same thing :P
whalehungjury
Eye of the fucking tiger....errr dragon....
paintedgreenmushrooms
SPIDERBRO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
itsybitsyspider
It's the CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE
nelsontl1959
Good boy. Hope it's not poisonous
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Der immune
hardystone
Imgur can you do the magical safety Dragon meme against all nopes. That would be great
Vegardina
https://imgur.com/DnOE9BD
MinervaSways
My dog does this as well but she doesn't eat them, she just does that "die die motherfucker" head shake thing
kawaiikittyDICK
"Magical safety dragon" love it
TheCrowFather
In genuinely curious. What happens if it eats a black widow? Does it get sick from the venom?
slaymedaddy
Nah, black widows are venomous not poisonous. Venom has enter the blood stream to cause be harmful so eating it shouldn't hurt him.
TheCrowFather
Interesting. Didn't know that. Thanks.
slaymedaddy
You're welcome
WhoMe616
So instead of burning the house down, all I need to get is a magical safety dragon?
ABlastFromYourPast
Easy enough, right?
BurgerBuns
His name is Tad-Cooper and he is a dragon! I super believe in you, Tad-Cooper.
Wndead
But wait there is more!!1!
PluizigeEgel
Dersce
Much more cost effective and badass, I'm sure.
ISpendTooMuchTimeHereAnywaySoIMightAsWellMakeAnAccoun
But the dragon might burn down the house!
cocochronic
No really what is that, I need one. Light right now. If I don't get a magical safety dragon I may literally die.
DisLEXsicK
Bearded dragon
ForrestIndustries
Ironically, the dragon means less fire.
tehzpoon
Upvoted before going to the next post or even scrolling further down.
sf111
But of course
DarthFutuza
Elroydb
That doesn't look very safe...
losvegas
Is that this posts version of "why not both"?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Chinese Firebolt! Ohhhhh
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
But that's a wyvern
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
MRSISTERFISTER69
You go up to that fucker and tell it it's a "wyvern"
TinnyOctopus
"You're a wyv... OHGODOGODOGARGGHHHH!"
MRSISTERFISTER69
rigatony222
Oh no, not this again
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
rigatony222
Subwing
KungenSam
But hey at least the nopes are gone!
tomyironmane
Why not both? https://www.howtotrainyourdragon.com/images/uploads/dragons/dragon_hiddenability_toothless.jpg
ThatOneGirlOverThere
DiscoUnicycle
BUCKBEAK!
CaptainHowdyy
This is best comment
Respacious
Aragog!
ajgarza1
Pinchers
Angus7777
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Was a good Spider!!!
forAGrandTotalOf
Wouldn't he be sad?
WorkerLurker
He'd understand nature
TerribleTurkeyzz
Is that Hargirid?
evbrvyiar17
*Hagrid
evbrvyiar17
You're a lizard, Harry! (Yes it is)
ThatOneAlaskanDude
I'm just here cause our usernames are similar
ThatOneGirlOverThere
Yeeeeeeeeah
BiffTHEBearKiller
Not all heroes wear capes.
casuallyalive
I wish this one did though
SquiggleBerries
No cape!
Jodybug
No capes!
FatSavage
This one wears a beard
RawrLouder
Give him a cape!
ECXI
Amen to that
monkeyjojo629
No capes
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
NO CAPES
Clayman8
Amen to that.
Clayman8
Amen to that.
muckinpattis
r'hllor to that
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
Not all heroes kill dragons. Some of them ARE dragons
Trolldeig
Are you sure? Take another look:
Iseenaples
Best thing i have seen all day
TheNewestTubeGuy
Some of them have scales and spider-crunching teeth.
wildcatfan4life
Some shed their own skins.
SuicideByAccountant
Some wear beards
FluffyTheFluffyDog
He could though
thesurlymermaid
So this is probably a dumb question but if they eat a poison spider does it make them sick? I know almost nothing about reptiles.
skwint
Snake venom is basically snake saliva, and it is a deadly venom to snakes of the same species, but they swallow it all the time just fine.
jackbinimbul
Spiders are not poisonous. They are venomous. And no, stomach acid destroys it.
Dilophoraptor
Spiders are Venomous, Not Poisonous. If they get bit and the fangs break through than any reptile not immune would probably get sick.
AuBoss
A spider is venomous not poisonous.
Opalin
The venom of the spider, no. The high concentration of parasites and pesticides that are built up, yes
Sifernos
I'd think that the dirt spider is dangerous to that Dragon only because it is dirty and likely everything you said.
DarthFutuza
Really? I wouldn't think spiders were usually concentrated with parasites.
webcamtarantula
I mean spiders are very unlikely to contain parasites but they could have some pesticides from eating other insects.
foximillian
They don't eat as much as you might think. Additionally, they don't eat insects that are already dead usually, and they don't often (1/2)
foximillian
Pick up any pesticides on their own due to their feet not even sticking to the pesticides we use around our houses. (2/2)
Opalin
You're probably correct, but I'm sticking to what my vet has told me, I have no interest in my dragon getting sick. I imagine it's (1/2)
webcamtarantula
As an Arachnologist I am fully aware of how much spiders eat and that is next to nothing.
WowSoSparkly
I once kept a house spider in a bottle, gave it a tiny bug, it pounced on it, wrapped it up, then ignored everything for a looong time.
RandyReady
What do scorpions eat and what eats scorpions? I always find a few in my house in the winter and I'm worried about being stung
ScaryScarab
I would be more concerned about how digestible the spider actually is...mealworms are bad enough to give to reptiles on a regular basis
ITSSOFLUFFYYY
Oh no! I've been feeding my beardie meal worms non stop for the last month along side with some fresh veggies. She's only 3 months old.
DarthFutuza
I doubt one spider every once in a while is too bad for it, unless it's infected with parasites or something.
ScaryScarab
Most spiders have parasites and/or small living organisms around their body, it's just the way they are. Google can say it better than I.
LifeOfCray
if you give it a balanced diet then it's just some extra fibers
ScaryScarab
And i'm sure 1 spider is fine, but as a breeder it frustrates me when those become a primary food source among those less knowledgeable.
Pulseless
My BD used to love them but I only ever gave him molted ones. I raised silkworms as his staple but he seemed to like the mealworms more lol
ScaryScarab
Silkworms are okay, but very high in fat, should only be used as a treat =)
Pulseless
Ah I never knew that, I picked silkworms since I read on a BD forum that they were a good base for their diet and were easy to raise.
ScaryScarab
Don't believe anything I say, verify it!, I'm willing to accept I could be wrong based on new studies, however that is what I was taught.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
Yep. My Beardie got quite fat from overfeeding with meal/hornworms/roaches. He is no longer super-pancake. Now, just normal pancake.
Draconiene
Mine ate a bee once, totally chill. So idk man
VigorousButtstuff
Nah. Hell, Horned Lizards in Texas actually specifically eat fire ants to store up their poison, which they shoot from their eyes.
Gorsoo
I can only find articles saying that they spray their own blood, not fire ant poison, can you give me a source?
juggernaut1
I mean I'm sure sometimes the spider can bite the lizards tongue and cause damage.
Fireanole
That's true, but usually they're already in shock from being crushed.
nicholcm
Also not knowing a lot, but my guess is that either they wouldn't eat them as most creatures have warning markings telling other creatures+
nicholcm
that they are dangerous and not for eating, or the reptiles stomach acids will neutralize the poison - not sure which though
nicholcm
that they are dangerous and not for eating, or the reptiles stomach acids will neutralize the poison - not sure which though
mechanicalchaos
The stomach acid one for the most part.
ohmyapplepie
Do you feel thoroughly educated on the difference between poisonous and venomous now?
NGAAHH
Venom from spiders and stuff requires access to the blood stream, which the digestive system is not connected to.
NotIrony
This is just wrong. Don't know where the hell you get any of your information or how hard you try to make shit up that sounds sort of right.
wildfathom9
Have crohns disease and holes in intestines. Mhmm. Your move ngaahh
Fireanole
The digestive system is linked to the blood stream, but stuff is just broken down before it can actually get into the blood stream.
ghostcalib3r
Unless you have an ulcer, or hemorrhoids.
chrisharddick
Interesting
ScaryScarab
This goes for humans too to some degree, you can swallow deadly snake venom and only get a minor stomach ache. (unless you have open sores)
chrisharddick
Interesting
ihatewarmpickles
So how do we get high off pills, edibles, etc if it doesn't connect to your blood stream? Sorry if this is a weird question....
NGAAHH
I think poisons and edible drugs get absorbed by the body for whatever reason, don't know why.
pronoun
Please stop trying to answer questions.
valkyrie117
Not wierd, the digestive system has an ability to break down a lot of materials but some are able to stop get through the lining of the (1)
valkyrie117
Stomach, or if they survive past the stomach into the intestine they will likely be absorbed into the blood at that point. Hence why (2)
valkyrie117
Pills can make it into your blood stream but why some compound can't. Ever notice when you eat whole corn that it comes out the same? (3)
dennabniaga
It bites you - Venomous, You bite it - Poisonous
Cthulhuchooseyou
Science!
PangolinBan
In this case the dragon bites it, so... :p
Madosheet
Why would I lick a frog though?
JustWaves
and if I bite myself?
TheFieryRuski
Kinky
youtah
Yes but does the venom, which has to be stored somewhere in the spiders body, become poisonous?
GrungirStoneheart
No.
ApexAlpha
Depends on creature. Directly injected into flesh/bloodstream is very different to being dropped into a bath of hydrochloric acid.
ryanmason
I think venom generally does damage because it gets into the bloodstream, so theoretically, it's safe to eat. Unless you have an ulcer.
XenomorphZZ
I think it depends on the venom, as the ideal is that your digestive enzymes and acids would deactivate the venom.
youtah
I just have a really time envisioning that ingesting (for example) snake/spider/whatever venom would be "safe."
ryanmason
"Safe" probably wasn't the best word to use, but venom ingested would most likely be much less effective/harmful than venom injected.
DPunicorn
I know what I am getting for my next pet
duckshooter
A hooman?
Snickaaman
A bunny?
BlacksMcNutt
They shit likeva german shepherd, just a warning.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Our cat does this
blonx
Yep. Crunch crunch crunch on bugs.
ChampionCynthia
Mine doesn't. He's a apathic, lazy fuck. Still love him.
Lambpasty
I had an iguana named Ziggy for about 4 years when I was a teenager. I had a little harness for him and used to take him on walks.
flamingflamingo
Bearded dragons would be like cats if iguanas were dogs.
AlphaQueueBeta
ElCabaro
I was hoping to find this here
TheScarletBitch
You can teach dogs to get spiders. All of my dogs "get their friends", which is code for come eat this bug, I'm scared.
kuemmel
A lot of cats do that too! :)
chilimagik
Shouldn't feed them wild insects though due to parasites and so on.
tornadosandwich
That's an arachnid
Rymdblomma
That wasn't some wild insect, that was Frank! And Frank was quite clearly a spider.
Trikarrotops
You mean Geoff?
WellintheNavy
Have you seen that video with the snake like worm thing crawling out of a spider?
Darkmage4
Ewww
chilimagik
Yeah I believe I have. Rank haha
Squeezit
No but I saw it with the Praying Mantis
ChrisLucas1
Horse hair worms no?
Darkmage4
Yes and ewwww
YouMightGetIdeas
Spiders just got scarier
Fireanole
It's not the spider's fault... These things eat spiders from the inside out...
shakexandxbake
I have 2. Theyre amazing pets and have their own personalities. The battle of the poop is the real struggle. I think they love to play in it
BklynPunisher
Ahh yes. The shit. Had a large savannah monitor and the shit was something else. 6ft boa also horrible shits.
seraku
I struggle to even get mine to poop. He'll sometimes go 2 weeks without pooping and my vet says he's perfectly healthy. He's about 2 yrs old
shakexandxbake
What kind of uvb bulb are you using?
DPunicorn
eww lol
shakexandxbake
We can usually get it picked up on lunch breaks before they run through it but sometimes the schedule is off and it cant be helped.
flamingflamingo
I hope they have separate tanks.
shakexandxbake
Of course. They will fight and procreate if in the same enclosure. They're very territorial.
flamingflamingo
Thank goodness. Sorry to get all sanctimonious. It's fairly common for people to house two beardies together thinking they're "lonely".
GrizzlyWicks
well stop shitting in there tank and use your own toilet
Bystandr
Bearded dragons eat and poop often, unfortunately. They reek if you dont keep them clean , but otherwise they are fairly personable lizards.
ScaryScarab
Mine liked to poop in his water bowel....
Assfullofbread
I've had water dragons and an iguana. They all shit in their water bowls lol
ScaryScarab
So it's a lizard thing? always thought mine was just trying to spite me lol
shakexandxbake
Thats what a water bowel is for! ;) you meant bowl I know, I just laughed about it.
ScaryScarab
my fingers must have hit W and E! lol
acadianViking
I bathe mine 2/day. He freaks out for a sec when the water turns on, then just freezes and does that but wiggle thing and then just floods
uhhMurdok
Iguanas do the same thing.
acadianViking
It washes all away since he is in the bath with running water so no worry of infections
HugoArtemisRune
Same here, goes nuts when put into the water then aaahhhh yisssssssssss
shakexandxbake
My male will tolerate the baths. The female does not. He also likes to go out in the sun. She turns into satans spawn outside of her cage.
volamake
They make really good pets. The only thing to look out for is that there are no iguanas in the house as they can easily attack them
Vandalmaster
Honestly, some spiders make great pets, they just don't do much except for sure away potential friends...
Squeezit
A chicken? Because they're actually the best home defense against critters.
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Squeezit
Wait, even the ones up high? How do they reach those?
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Squeezit
Yeah I don't think it'd live very long if it escaped my yard, given that I live at the base of south mountain in Phoenix
HPVkilledmygirlfriend00ps
DELICIOUS!!
Dapro1
A magical safety dragon?
Lanabur
Asked my boyfriend first a lizard but I guess we "settled" for a cat.
CrazyLizardLady86
Well if you want an orange female, I've got one. She's eaten a wild bug or 2, but they really shouldn't eat wild ones...oh & crickets stink
PogoSticksAreUnderated
Me to. I freaking hate spider...
BklynPunisher
Beware when they shit though the larger they get, the more fun when it's time to clean up.
Karnazar1
I need one. My own personal spider obliterator!!
Saucethatisawesome
My dog has plain old regular dog has done this.
MaskMan191
ONLY GET ONE. If you get two, one will establish dominance and try to starve and attack the other. My friend's lizard killed his other one.
shonamanik0905
My Dog does this. Is that normal?
HeyLookImOnTV
If my home was prone to have this kind of nopenopenope, what I would be looking for is a new place to live.
TacoPrime
They smell bad
razorsbk
They don't if you shower.
kuemmel
They don't. They don't smell at all if taken care of.
mustbeapony
Spider?
ScoobaStevie
Is it a spider?
Cazerio
no, it's an eight legged nope
woobwoobwoob
nope
MACARLOS
Come on! Spider is still a legit name!
ChampionCynthia
Spiders make good pets too.. As long as you're more keen on observing your pet than interacting with it. I rarely hold mine for obv. reasons
AqualadTheRealMVP
Cuz u a pusspuss ?
NoTouchie
I've held the same tarantula twice! She got a little freaked the first time though... They're pretty chill :)