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A man got stopped by a Game Warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
Alaskabound
Funny story, dad friend was a Game Warden, went fishing with him a lot in off limits places with no limits, good times.
4biscuits
Cue banjo music....annnnnnd now squeal!
IWillUpvoteMovieQuotes
+1 for on point title
Djalabajoe
Marine Scotland Water Bailiffs have powers of arrest and confiscate all the equipment used for poaching including vehicles.
GreatWhiteNorthEh
Same in Canada, and power too them. Poachers don't deserve mercy.
gad885
There are similar laws in the US don't fuck with the game warden
GODofHUNGER
Too bad that doesn't matter. If it did you could just huck all your poached fish when MNR rolls up
WhoTheEffCares
I'd never be clever enough to think of something like this so quick. Still pretty genious!
disdawritewaytododis
The man then became fish food!
RoscoeRosch
Oldie but a goodie
HerbieRobinson
They don't check that you have fish, they just take your shit for fishing without a license.
yahmon
And that's not the joke. He was caught for overfishing.
AReallyBakedTurtle
Except you kinda need a license to put a line in the water let alone catch the fish
OmgSeriously
What's a fish??
MisforMancy
That thing OP's mom smells like
thatgingerkid98
Like dog, but wet
SomewhatAsian
But much more tastier and easier to catch without being shamed.
rocketman89
Lol I'm surprised I haven't heard this one before. Stupid but fun; my grampa will like it :)
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Illegal to possess native wildlife in most states too.
EscarFrazzle
*without license
Fa11enskies
pretty much carbon copy of "Marty the mud crab" - except it swaps out crab with fish.
Fa11enskies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOq99LdsoY - link for reference