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Jan 25, 2020 4:59 AM
startedfrom4channowimhere
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mobydickswhale
I hope there was lubricant, no one likes a rusty engine
DrKonrad
Seriously, who thought human enhancement would not go that way?
BringBackZachBraff
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6157193/Caterer-given-bionic-penis-born-without-organ-finally-sex-aged-45.html
Taxonomyanomaly
Two hours sounds awful, I’ve got stuff to do man, and think of the chafing!
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Even better: Bionic Penis Man is on the Left....
Spawnofsanta1313
Feh, in my prime, with my meat penis, 2 hours was nada.
belly42
Go go gadget...!
TeeGeeEss
Little did they know he did not stop, his batteries ran low.
NZSheeps
What does "up up down down left right left right B A" do?
BitchButcher
What the photo about? Is that him after marrying the sex worker?
BringBackZachBraff
https://www.thedailybeast.com/my-night-with-the-worlds-first-bionic-penis
kitamuramiike
I've never got why guys care about time length. If you cum in 2 min. use your mouth or fingers. Before or after, so everyone has a good time
Pokegeologist
Pack it up, guys. We're obsolete.
kt1982mt
No, no, I don't think so... The chafing that this would likely result in would be horrific!! Don't think many ladies want that!!!
BondHaimBond
I'm afraid to look up 'bionic penis'.
BringBackZachBraff
https://transthetics.com/bionic-penis/
okillshutupnow
And to think, he couldve lost his virginity to her years ago with a 20
JoePaul10
If I remember the story correctly he was dragged behind a vehicle when he was young and it destroyed his penis.
Bigthunderrumblefish
Who wants to last two hours when you're paying by the minute
bilborrax
thats a misnomer
JHawke
Who says he was, maybe she just went "A hour for 60, or coming once for 15" Expecting him to last no more than 5 minutes.
dunewolf
You pay by the minute? damn.. thats not how it normally works, its a flat fee around here..
sorgansf
“Rose, a high-end call girl who estimates that she’s slept with around 1,000 men but this will be her first bionic penis.”
sreenivas9
Is that the 'worker' in the picture?
codeacrobat
Missing context, please ejaculate.
pennypoohbear
There's this misunderstood met that women like to have their body rock all night long. No. Give me a vigorous half hour and I'm good
Oakshand
my girlfriend and i get off in about 15 minutes each time (not counting foreplay). We like to call ourselves efficient!
TrapsAreIllegal
I find most girls already find 30 too long.
pennypoohbear
Timer 10 minutes of foreplay 10 minutes of sex 10 minutes of afterglow
Varisc
How about a disappointing two minutes?
KyleBeach
Hell, after 40 seconds i start wondering if I should contact my doctor about my erection not going down.
DarthLabradoodle
Two minutes? Are you counting the drive over?
DuckyofDeath123
All lasting 2 hours does is make it awkward for the woman, who feels like she's insufficient. SRC: you'll find out when you hit 40 lads. :-(
Mavgurian
Dont; the longer I am with someone the longer it takes me. And fear to "not come too soon" also exists for "take too long" and messes us up.
someguy7734206
In this case, perhaps she might not feel so inadequate if the guy has a robot dick that doesn't feel pleasure like a real one does.
DuckyofDeath123
I think also, sex workers may have a better image of their own abilities and less worry about how good they are, don't you?
ZeroAuthority
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3502442/Man-bionic-penis-finally-loses-virginity-aged-44-sex-worker.html
dingdongtittytwinkle
Probably because his robot dick couldn’t feel a thing and 2 hours later she finally found the eject button
LlamaFrequency
Prostate is the word you were looking for
IvanWestenbrug
It was found in the back side
Killacayne
I think after 2 hours I'd be bored too...like cmon I got shows to watch
isaidsomethingcool
Ejectulate
Colopty
Needed a paperclip to push it.
MissSpelledTattoo
Bubbells
chargeling
Still though. I'm no 44 and my back doesn't last two hours.
Varenvel
me waiting for cyberpunk romance options , https://imgur.com/pfCKv4K
1mthedude
SupaCabra
you better wrap that gavel up B
yourbassist
Hourly rates...
Gargwill
More like job and finish...
Mazan
Is it just me or that girls resembles him?!
DataKooma
That's why he's fucking her.
HughGDildeaux
Lol is it cause she's black. Hahahaha.
Mazan
I knew this comment was coming :))
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
Not even close?
iggylights
Robocock?
FreakyFerguson
TheGlow
Who is he? What's is he? Where does he cum from?
relaximusprime
Gives a whole new take on "you're coming, with me"
lazysombrero
You win
chbarts
"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me."
Moofinmahn
Hey a Yogs fan
aloharamada
Kvothefefe
Ted Bundy approves
sauronater
DickPuncher
alexSleepClicker
Lol!!!!
MrBEC
Acceptable
astrangehop
Bionicle penis.
AGuyThatPoops
Penis sold separately.
darman123
You know antidepressants do the same thing?
gingerminge
Much to everyone's disappointment
Kbantar
Sometimes with permanent E.D. long after one quits taking the meds.
jfmh1073
Thanks Prozac! ?
JCBaggins
They give you a bionic dick?
WHEREISMYTROPHY
Yes
DuckyofDeath123
As does depression, sometimes. It really isn't nice, isn't appreciated, and isn't going to do ANYTHING for the woman's self respect.
Mavgurian
And let me say this here again. :-) It is very very rarely because of the other person, it is basically always an issue with ourselves. 1/2
Mavgurian
If the other person were the issue - it would most like mean for nothing to get up at all in the first place.
dmoen81
“It emits a soft whiring noise that women find irresistible”—-Space Trucker Bad Guy
honeybadgerer
AKA Tywin Lannister
TicoMachi
Fucking Space Trucker King Koopa bullshit.
dmoen81
I am very surprised anyone actually remembers that movie
JackAxton
Oh shit other people saw Space Truckers.
Affray
I thought it was a fever dream for a good while, but yes I've seen it.
Mavgurian
Oh shit - another thing that has been a while ago ...
iggylights
I have so many questions
vorodar
Answers in order: Yes. No. Purple. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. About 7. Yes. $57.60. No. No. And finally - you are sick.
pandorafalters
THEY'RE sick? What about that third "Yes", you monster?
vorodar
Hey, don't blame me - your mom said it's OK.