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(Image: 682 recovering from acid immersion)
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.
Personnel are forbidden to speak to SCP-682, for fear of provoking a rage-state. All unauthorized personnel attempting to communicate to SCP-682 will be restrained and removed by force.
Due to its frequent attempts at containment breach, difficulty of containment and incapacitation, and high threat of Foundation Exposure, SCP-682 is to be contained in site [REDACTED]. The Foundation will use the best of its resources to maintain all land within fifty (50) kilometers clear of human development.
Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).
SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.
In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than seven (7) members are cleared to engage it. To date (██-██-████), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6). (See Addendum 682-D).
DeadlyEnzyme
I'm on like 260something rn but I've read up on the famous ones. My favorite is this one's experiment logs. Also DR King's experiment result
DaniIsCHONK
HA\ave you seen this dog?
Rysty
Captain?
sakuraamber
I am so lost right now. I keep seeing all these random postson SCP stuff. What is this?
DaniIsCHONK
Horror movie stuff that willgive you nightmares
crodthegod
Sigh....*unzips*
jt005
Looks like something they would have had in Tremors
ClassC
I haven't been on the SCP site in so long. I actually read through almost 2000 of them
forgetthisnoise
I fucking lovethese
cokebot9000
Skeksis?
TurtBurglar
SCPs on Imgur WHAT THE SHIT THIS IS AMAZING
AutonomousDorkBot
I'll give you $50 if you can kill it
OdinParkour
It was heard laughing when SCP 999was let loose into its containment
RiverBear
Nalvor
It's from the website SCP foundation. A bunch of stories about things with strange properties that are hidden from the general public.
KatyCox
Ok maybe I'm stupid, but what is a scp?
DaniIsCHONK
Horror move crap but way fricking worse like look at sthis human chicken thats scary as frick
KatyCox
Never mind, saw someone else already asked the same question
Rangrok
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682-j
rickythewolfie
Are these things real? Or just people makin shit up?
DaniIsCHONK
Both... kinda i hope with everyone else that i wont find scary waldo
ItsCleatusFeller
Why does this look like an enemy is Dark Souls?
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RydWolf
Gaping Dragon 2.0?
RiverBear
Hey sorry this comment uploaded like 4 times for some reason so I tried to delete some & all deleted.
uvuxumo
I don't understand these series of post :(((
DaniIsCHONK
This is what 682 is and what we know about it
StreetsAheadMemeDude
Upon identification, the individual(s) known as FoundationLeaks is to be reassigned to D-class personnel
Kerrisimo
My son asks me to pick a number and then reads SCP stories to me when we go eat Chinese food.
boamere
My dad would think I was a nutjob :P
Kerrisimo
Maybe your mom would listen. I'm a mom.
ThatsNeatDude
My Boyfriend reads them to me so that I can fall asleep!!
Kerrisimo
Cool
ilililililililililililililli
Neat
fuck123456789
why chinese food
Benjakenja72
SCP's only weakness is the oh so goody goody food of Chinese
KristenHarrison
Scp-682s only weakness is scp-10000.
Kerrisimo
We like Chinese food. So we go 2 to 3 times a month. He started reading them to me awhile ago. It's just our routine now.
Flashtro
Chinese food is bomb c:
Kerrisimo
Now I want to get some.
Titanxo
You broke protocol Agent. Immediatly return to Site __ for disciplinary actions
skidbladnir31
But if the site number is REDACTED how will he know where to go?
AngryStinkbug
That is a cetacean.
HypocriticalBastard
Yes it is.
kiwiflavored
With hoofs? There's a leg and a hoof in the last picture
keikikahuna
Peg teeth are a giveaway.
samwisejammiesly
Hi what is scp? What am I missing?
DomNava
Secure ,contain ,protect ... fictional writing, here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation
samwisejammiesly
Thanks
HiddenChicken
Just how many SCPs are there?
DaniIsCHONK
Almost 5000 you can write more with 100s of other people
GamesDeen
Is that thing fucking real?
BenjaminT247
Secure. Contain. Protect.
DaniIsCHONK
Could be we dont fricking know this is goverment files hidden in the foundation
itsybitsyspider
Nah. Looks like an alligator or croc skeleton covered in debris
DubaiShort
Concur
kiwiflavored
There's a hoof in the last picture. My guess would be a horse. Their skulls look creepy af too
btraqnasty
No. These are fictional stories from a website. That's an animal buried and decomposing
moq1
What is this??
TheWalrusMan
It's fucking magical that's what it is
qussow
Basically it's a website full of horror/weird fiction short stories based off of creepypasta in the format of a wiki.
Jonnyjoh
Finally somebody who, in a short manner, could Tell me what SCP is! Thank you!
Oneguy675
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qussow
Wow, a dot comment on something not porn related. I feel honored as fuck.
Cobaltios
Some are creepy, some are just really strange/odd. And then there's the stuff that actually have images... o_x;.
BerserkQuatch
(I think its actually a decomposed camel)
undead4life
SCP: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
ThrobbinHoodz
Sweet lord above. This is new to me
morebbqpringles
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wiggadewah
Slightly confused dot for later.
qussow
Context: Basically it's a website full of horror/weird fiction short stories based off of creepypasta in the format of a wiki.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
also thank you, this gives me some ideas on what to do with my hardlight series
Ignisgrem
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IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
you know the concept of a website is vague when you can stare at it for 10 minutes and still NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
TotallyNotYourCat
Check hierdie shit uit. scp-wiki.net
pepsidumdrops
This is new to me. I feel like it will soon consume my life.
undead4life
Not your life, only copious amounts of your free time.
DreadPierateRoberts
Hopefully i will forgetvthis by the morning
qussow
And your ability to easily go to sleep for a few weeks.
Cobaltios
SCP-85 (the staircase) was vaguely interesting... then they updated it. Now it's legit terrifying.
deadlinuxposts
Just one of the coolest things the internet can give us
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
If anyone cares to explain this post to me, and tell me what SCP is, and what that picture is, that'd be great
DangerousNoodle
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SpaceCatJeffy
SCP-Secure. Contain. Protect. It is a set of thousands of creepypasta-like stories of the unknown written in a "top-secret-government-notes"
SpaceCatJeffy
Kind of style.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
The picture is the rotting carcass of some sort of large dolphin.
Cobaltios
Yeah, SCP Foundation generally uses real images best suited to the SCP. 071 now has to have a source, apparently.
NomadNuka
SCP is a fiction website that catalogs "anomalies". http://www.scp-wiki.net/ the pic is probably a decomposed camel.
DaniIsCHONK
This is from a 066 web (That is an SCP joke) called http://www.scpwiki.com/
RyanMcParty
We tried Protocol Montauk on this SCP. Dr. Cleef was...not happy.
Soulren
"Cleef"
fuckbeans
I bet Dr. Kondraki suggested the Protocol. That little asshole throws cat piss at vampires, just to say he did.
Mostlydeadpool
Your not supposed to talk about Protocol Montauk. it's bad for morale.
DoctorDelta
Sounds like something Dr. Bright would suggest
DrJackBright
Hey, don't blame me for it, I had nothing to do with it that you can prove
HypocriticalBastard
All the same Doctor, we will be putting you under more intensive surveillance
OnlyCats
But...I am Dr. Bright. You k ow that, right guys?
OnlyCats
*know. Damnit, bright, get yourself together
smileyalyssa
Dr. Bright is my favorite SCP character http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation
fuckbeans
Nah, mine is Dr. Kondraki, for this very reason: http://www.scp-wiki.net/duke-till-dawn
smileyalyssa
ha, he destroyed Site 19. i also like the fact that he is friends with butterflies.
fuckbeans
OH OH OH!!! I REMEMBER WHY! He's the researcher who discovered they were sentient and they forged a rapport!
fuckbeans
For some reason, they love the shit outta him
HypocriticalBastard
Well, it's better than the last time children were introduced to 682...
Cobaltios
Granted, the guy who did that was an asshole...
HypocriticalBastard
It takes someone really fucked up for Clef to look like the good guy
Cobaltios
Unfortunately, that's all too common at the Foundation :/
SteveTrabajos
Item #: SCP-2660
ISPELLWRONGONPOURPOSE
CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING CAN WE START PUTTING SCPS ON IMGUR REGULARLY
Rivalyn
Can't wait for SCP-55. Gotta see if the kayfabe holds up.
undead4life
Make it so numba one.
kaitoofrose
That can go bad. Some SCP's react to imagery, speaking of it, and some SCP's are the documents itself.
JawaLol
Further foundation files will be released as they are acquired.
NuclearNacho13
[REDACTED]
hqu17
[DATA EXPUNGED]
strugglesnuggler
Except then they'll lack all the extra links and attachments... it'll be like SCP lite
Postoolio711
Just go to the site lol
antillesw
Why? Just read them on the site. This isn't even the whole text for this guy.
sharingiscaring2
Yes
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Consider it done. Starting tomorrow at noon EST I'll start at SCP-000 and go non stop. Just fav this post so you can find me then. Enjoy.
ThePrimrose
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SmitZTheMitZ
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CheezburgerApocalypse
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Maandris
Dot
Rivalyn
Be sure to include links to the SCP pages and also SCP-____-J
Lavatoryman
The -J ones are the best. Love the cannon they built to shoot the sun into the sun.
ShiftedBeef
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
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beefcake696
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PlantyThePlant
dot.
Worgslarg1
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Iorddonen
Note for self: come back and read SCP
GuyMeetdrapes
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whettefharts
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ImABloodThirstyDuck
DOTTING THIS BITCH
FarflungWanderer
Awesome, looking forward to it!
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
As am I ironically. I want to post now but I know it's best to wait for the perfect time to strike.
BenjaminT247
from 000 all the way to 2999?
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Yep. That's gonna take 5 years, but it'll be an interesting way to make the days go by.
TheCommentWoman
I'll hold you to that.
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TheCommentWoman
Well, I can't deny that you kept your word; bravo sir, I'll be watching from afar.
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Unlike some people here I'm Imgur, I want to keep to my word.
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
I promise you all 80 of these votes it'll be there at noon.
Andromidous
This will be good
TurboUnicorn3000
Dot of hope \o/
SanzOfTime
Be sure to include the extra documents linked in the reports!
CertifiedAgreer
You wouldn't happen to notify me if I asked would you?
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Maybe I could. Maybe I wouldn't. Nah I likely will. Need all the publicity I can get.
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CertifiedAgreer
This is good enough, thanks!
KingNero172
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FayS0ff
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RogueOfHeart
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BeckysaurusRex
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vic6011
.!
KristenHarrison
I love you.
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
I am single.
MafiaMonkey
A dot indicating that I might want to see this again...
Plumbus
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bamblebimble
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ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoOfSatanWhenIFeelLikeIt
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JustCuzIWant2
FUCKIN DOT
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
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VioletPulse232
Can I subscribe to this please???
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
I was considering making a new email and having interested members PM me an email I can update them with as to new posts. Should I do it?
VioletPulse232
Yasssssssssss
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Sounds like I just got a new hobby. Hmm... let everyone else know; if I break 1k upvotes on a post- I'll make YT SCP reading videos too.
TheSacrificialButter
Add me to the list if you do man.
Zechie
Fun tip: In an upcoming imgur update, you'll be capable to follow users to get notifications when they do some things, maybe you should 1/2
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Interesting... any ideas on how long until this is dropped?
Zechie
wait a bit to see if that can replace the work of you sending emails? (I'm not sure to what extent you get notified yet though) 2/2
viper511
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aSquirtOfSquirrel
Tag me if you start making the scp posts
OliverKlozov
If @ZooNamed actually follows through with this I will post a picture of myself crawling into a bathtub of chocolate milk.
OliverKlozov
Following through meaning he does 70+ or so.
TheTree734
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Polarbit
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NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
I'll give a shot. If I get a streak of -12 for 10 posts then I'll quit. I'll go for as long as the viewers enjoy.
JawaLol
Releasing foundation files is a dangerous pastime. Hide your tracks well.
Trollemar
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CannonSly
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Bruhthulu
You.
clorytetrap
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DcAnilai
I'd love to be included in a notification train for that.
MerryTomBombadil
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thislooksfun
It might also be a good idea to at least roughly explain what the different object classes mean, probably towards the beginning.
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Did not see this when I posted but it's a good idea. Hm, maybe if it's a short article I'll add that for that day. But good idea.
Youprobablyarntreadingthis
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MisterCheesePuff
dope
BaKerBruh
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notyouraveragedoppleganger
I applaud you sir
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
I thank you as well fine sir!
ShrubNinja
SCP dot!
aethoneagle
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MapleLeafEagle
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ci199dusty
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caboops
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buttnugget21
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Theguywhowatchesyoufromthecornerwhileyoumasturbatetohentai
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TheMemeForge
¤
Jsaucepwns
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forgetthisnoise
Sweet!!
StandbySword
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Cjamhampton
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MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
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GandalfTheHEYHEY
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SchrodingersDictator
X freaking marks the spot.
Glengoolie
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ISPELLWRONGONPOURPOSE
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Unicornhornshank1245
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SpaceCatJeffy
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