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Jul 18, 2017 8:00 PM

thebestsquishy

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Apparently nature has found a way to combine my two biggest fears into one great big ball of fuck that! Thanks nature

Cuthulu's pet tarantula

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Someone lay the exterminatuis upon this NOW!!!

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wh-WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT? I get that it might not be transferrable to humans (yet?) but WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE CHANCE?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that one scene in Legion.

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Light the halos. The flood must be stopped.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Its so gross and terrifying I want to puke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now read the Girl with all the Gifts.

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I had a tarantula when I was a kid. My friend came over one day and stole my bike. I got rid of the tarantula promptly.

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You can actually buy some on Amazon. They're very healthy to eat....... I'll leave you with that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welp, I think it's time to leave now

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

I would probably not choose to hold that in my bare hand.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Start human trails

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I teach Infectious diseases... this is nothing. But thanks for the post, I love these, so thanks! Happy Summer!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You said that so nonchalantly! WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 For giant ball of fuck that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hes going to be ok right?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CLICKERS

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why would you even touch that shit. This is exactly how the zombie apocalypse happens.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh..does someone wanna stick their dick in it yet??

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the gotdang flood

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch or read The Girl with all the Gifts, a type of this fungus causes a zombie apocalypse.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Love it for the title alone!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Parasect, The Mushroom Pokemon: A mushroom grown larger than the host's body controls Parasect. It scatters poisonous spores.

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The gap from insects and hominids are too big of a gap for Cordyceps to jump to, there are dozens of unique strains for each bug species 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cordyceps only affect their targeted species, so unless they make a human strain of Cordyceps in a lab somewhere, you shouldn't worry.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here is a book you should not read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ruins_(novel)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

also you shouldnt play The Last of Us

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try this one for a more Cordyceps specific storyline https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_with_All_the_Gifts_(film)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've read it! Also seen the movie, but just like in every other instance (except forest gump) the book was better

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Book was beyond better. Movie fucking blew

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fight Club is also a notable exception to the rule.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noted. Thank you, that one was on my list, I will remove it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sooo; is it edible?

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

its pretty expensive, harbor your own legion of zombies and make some cash!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, actually. Supposedly rather tast

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tasty*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's considered a delicacy: https://www.alibaba.com/showroom/cordyceps-wholesale.html

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try and find out. In a deep hole somewhere which can be air confined and filled with concrete if necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly.... someone should eat it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably at least once!

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

New favorite response

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ask Gwyneth Paltrow

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Reply.... please.... what does this mean????

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shes a nutcase who believes in vagina stones and weird pseudoscience homeopathic hippy shit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes! It's used in Chinese medicine. Colloquially known as Himalayan viagra, it is a vaso-diliator, though I didn't notice much...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You tried it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

yarp. Not much flavor to it. Had it both plain and soaked in local rice wine. Gave it to my family and some couples for Christmas one year

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah I see. I thought it was mainly used for sports supplement enhancement etc

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D-do some of them make clicking noises?

9 years ago | Likes 457 Dislikes 1

yeah thats where the species in the game came from

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No. Only high pitch screams of the dead before they launch at your face

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iunderstoodthatrefererene.lastofus

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, this is where the inspiration for Last of Us came from.

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1-I just wish that people would understand it's NOT a realistic plot. The difference between controlling a species that's not even sentient

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean yeah, it's sci-fi. They take liberties.

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2-and a species that's sapient is... it's like assuming you can fly an F-22 because you can make a paper airplane. No, the fungus can't

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do people actually believe that? I don't think they do... It's just fun to pretend.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's people who think the Earth is flat and the moon landing is fake.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3-evolve to affect humans. If they had 50 million years of evolution to work on it, MAYBE. *MAYBE*.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

sounds like something a fungus brained person would say...

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But it makes for one hell of a video game though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And octopuses would have wiped out the human race a lot earlier than 50 million years.

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You are not wrong

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Yes actually there's a species in South East Asia that causes its victims to make constant clicking sound before cannibalizing 1/2

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one of their own. They're also transferred through blood and live in saliva so that's how the fungus chooses to spread. Fascinating! 2/2

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I NEED EXTERMINATUS NOW!

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You misspelled the word 'terrifying'

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But to be fair it is pretty cool.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So basically...

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I'm about 80% sure you're fucking with us. However, the remaining 20% is freaking me out.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

If he means insects, it might be true. It can't control intelligent animals though.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

so we're fucked

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