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Nov 24, 2016 4:47 PM
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DapperPig33
I'm taking the biggest shit ever right now. My butt sounds like flubber. This is my body making room for all the food I ate. RIP my butthole
outsider27
Thanks, you too.
ArtsyNipples
I don't have family or friends, I died in a housefire in 1927
Unverified
I was pooping...give me a break
splitkc
Kc ho*
DocEllis
I'm hoping to dodge doing the dishes
dcnelson22
I just sat down, spooky
rumpstampler
Same to you.
zombiekiller0
I am eating a lunchable tonight
PotassiumLover
Sitting in the basement watching my cousins play COD
badClementine
I'm doing this right now.
RyanStClair
*or you're the only smoker in your family
ScottTenormansDick
Fuck that..I'm browsing at the table!!
TommyBahamaa
Jokes on you, I'm in the bathroom on my phone because I have diarrhea
Griffin1415
1ofthe9percent
New phone, Who dis?
WhiterThanWonderBread
I went into the other room and blamed allergies to get away from my family.
LOBUSCUS
Am I the only one here who doesn't feel the need to escape from my family
TheHornetGamer
Maybe.
Ziggypiggyziggypiggy
This is me at weddings when everyone body wants to dance, I'm in the toilet scrolling imgur
musicman20
Very clever... You get fake internet points :)
shootyourgooCthulhu
I'm not escaping anything, I just have to poop, but thank you, and happy thanksgiving to you too
KeyLimeGreen
Could be worse. You could be violently ill and unable to eat the delicious provisions. ????
Gladearia
To escape football*
Beegeezee505
Go sports team!
splitkc
God damn sports ball
BoinkBoinkBawkBawk
I'm escaping the little children running around and screaming
TheHornetGamer
Not the bathroom, but thank you for understanding.
SluttyToast
I'm just hiding in my bedroom and hoping no one comes after me V.V
ikma
Well that's creepy
enderofdragon
Literally taking a dump so I don't have to deal with the drink guy who wants to talk about trump
itsKABLAM
BowlDestroyer
I just finished AND weighed myself before and after! -2.2 lbs baby!
RichardDeanAnderson
As a foreigner in the US, i blew off everyones plans and am just getting high eating mac 'n cheese and chinese food all day.
RomaFrozenPizzas
Are Chinese food places open today?
Equidae
Champagne and mac n' cheese here.
Tornadotaco
Envious
SupportOPotty
Happy Bakesgiving!
RichardDeanAnderson
Bake you
guywithapetfish
*danksgiving
WarmedProduct
Are you watching me?
fappingforfreedom
I am literally pooping right now.
fragmentedfire
We all are.
FastAsTheFlash
kcbro405
Yes!
IMAXandCLIMAXX
Drewc2333
For serious. Wtf.
Zeppdude
Well ain't that some shit!
AbstractSquid
Ba dump ptsss