Apr 12, 2017 1:28 PM
iWasError
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phaphachboy
The answer is obviously graphic violins
OldManOats
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXkz1P2viMM
ChloePrice
I watched this guy before with a friend who wanted to watch an event. This guy is like an actual anime hero, gestures and all. Pretty cool
mdjenkin93
[VIOLINS INTENSIFY]
hawaiicanal89
The simplest, most encompassing way to describe this is as such: YEAOH!
rushid930
It's an orchestra orgy. An orgystra if you will
LumbeeBoy1
I will
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
His theme song is my favorite
RumbleNtheJungle
But when the music hits ya, you feel no pain.
Not2religious
When the fiddles drop and they go hawd as fuck.
AnnieGoolahee
Got it. Add more violins. No, you idiot, I said add more VIOLENCE!
TacoAids
Ohhhh, OHHH! ooohhh, ohhh, oooooohhhh...... Oh... Ohhh woahhh ohhhhh... Oh woahhhh.. OHHHHH! OHHH!
FailureCode
I WAS THERE LIVE
SalsaCat
Someone who does watch wresting explain this?
UrsusDerpus
The orgasming man, Shinsuke Nakamura, is performing his entrance and all the violinists are performing his entrance theme.
BeardyMcFace
King of Orgasm Style, Shinsuke Nakamura
Messerschmitt127
That's Shinsuke Nakamura. His theme song is actually very violin heavy and is really catchy. The whole crowd sings along to it (1/2)
(2/2) his character is this wild combination of Freddy Mercury, Michael Jackson, and a Japanese demon. Terrific performer.
CPatricoo
Big wrestler in Japan. Nakamura. Had a big fight against AJ Styles there. Kind of fun to knoe they could fight again in America
mfgcolour
they proved to be the two best wrestlers (actors) in the world in that fight if there was doubts before
ProjectSatan
THEYRE BOTH ON SMACKDOWN!
ReJokeStatistics
What the actual fuck?
DoublevBomb
Bards! ATTACK!!!
CephalopodLodge4
Google shinske Nakamura entrance theme
The man REALLY likes violins.
Cosmogonic
but like a METRIC FUCKTON of emotions flow in him. and he goes...erm. sideways forward up up down down left right left right B A Start.
ZARNAK
Fuck fact, I know the Red head violin
wholetthisguyin
Rated MA for extreme violins
Saric92
Here's the piece they're playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
TubaBandito
Top Ten theme of all time.
CoreyDank
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/tye-dillinger-perfect-10.png?w=650
Miillkkmmaann
College of Valor ready to kick some ass!
sirsquickalot
As an orchestral musician I can confirm this is what a rehearsal looks like.
Aerolfoz
Violent seduction attempts by multiple bards?
Animerules
I think both are correct.
eskimowins
OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH OH AWOWAWOW OH OH OH OH OH AWAOAHO OH AOH OH
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
they are casting a a lvl 1 ressurection spell
IDoNotContribute
Shinsuke Nakamura, his entrance music uses violins and is very high energy.
And like 3 minutes long.
LordKrondor9000
And over as FUCK
whyisthisusernametaken
KINSHAASAAAA
Karluuu
Shiba INu
KickyFootDance
I get that wrestling is just entertainment, but I don't like the way they glorify violins.
robthelob20
http://imgur.com/NmvTPfE
imullofmachine
Damn, well, we have our winner
AWITTYNAMEINALLCAPS
I legit had to read this out loud before I got it...
realmdweller
well done
caramello03
msa011
lmao
samials
This easily takes the cake as the best pun I've seen in a long, long time. Good fucking work, mate
This is a wholesome comment.
coolguy4206969
Dearslay
I couldn't upvote this enough times, so I went and upvoted some other stuff on your profile
SuplexSteve
That's sensational
EroErohim
You're the violin now, Roman
humourasdryasyourgf
Could've been violas or alto clarinets.
splinterh00d
maliciousGman
I almost missed this one.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
There's too much sax nowadays. I think the violins is fine.
FlyingTigerRose
I caught that reference, Ms. Emily Litella!
escalinci
Totally, when they tell everybody to stop fretting it's not just their necks on the line.
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
*groan*
*bows*
Paracelsush
Was that another violin pun?
jortlet
oh my god i hate you. +1
IfAryaDiesWeRiot
Jesus tapdancing christ
serialkillazjungle
You beautiful bastard!
ireallylikecephalopods
stavesacre
yeahyoudid
Demonize
MantisTobagganMD
Thanks, Emily Litella.
breakfastburner
CatBlaster5000
You can have +1, but I'm not happy about it.
samsonguy920
Would you rather they deified them?
xrayx
KevinBhall
gold
Choclamean
Can someone explain for a friend?
SirNikotin
Violence
TygrF
now listen here, fucko...
ENCHANTMEN
I saw this comment as I was hitting back, realized the pun, and came back.
Lewchocolate
Help my friend doesn't understand
Violins - violence
Thank you. As payment I shall have upvote many of your posts and comments.
Uh sure whatever
motherfuckingjesuschrist
Damn. That was pretty brilliant +1
thisislawful
They need to tell these "actors" to fret at the same time. They look like they're playing COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SONGS.
MetaSomma
wiltshiredorney
That is the best comment I have ever seen
anthropolite
http://imgur.com/DyBBJI1
LipMyStockings
MorzaArdens
Source?
justletmesignupalready
The devil went down to Wrestlemania.
The devil went down to mania he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind cause he was way behind and was willing to make a deal
smashpro1
When he came across this young man grappling in a ring and wrestling hot,Devil jumped up on the top rope and said boy, let me tell you what
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a wrestler, too, and if you care to take a dare, I'll have a match with you. Now, you wrestle a pretty
good match, bot, but give the Devil his due, I'll bet a belt of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you.
thegoddamn18thavenger
... Brother, that's fucking pretty.
Bravo.
milpoool
I thought wrestling was real for far longer than I care to admit
It's real to me, damn it!
CptBronson
What do you mean it ain't reaaaal?
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
The1WhoMemes
Username checks out
RealScienceMan
Was it the necromancer that finally gave it away?
NeonBuzzsaw
I love you @RealScienceMan . Most underrated comment I've read all day. Thanks for all the jolliness it gave me.
FrozenWinter
There's a video on Youtube called Wrestling Isn't Wrestling that talks about it being fake.
You completely missed the point of that video friend
CheshirePhoenix
I still remember when Geraldo broke the story about pro-wrestling being fake, way back in the wayback when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
ReyChingon
It's scripted, not fake. You can't fake jumping off the top turnbuckle and landing on another human being.
TheIceMaiden
Or jumping off the Hell in the Cell and landing on the Undertaker. Lookin' at you, Shane McMahon. He could have died.
He didn't land on Taker, he rolled off. If Shane did land on him, he probably would've disintegrated.
IDontKnowWhatIamDoingAnymore
Wait...what?
IronicUsername
Wasn't sure if it was real as a younger teenager but, in my defense, I rarely watched any of it so I thought the craziest things that [1]
happened were people getting hit with chairs and such...not violin exorcisms. [2]
Oh boy. I just started watching. A few weeks ago, a wrestler burned down another wrestler's back woods, cult compound. Which held the (1/?)
ashes of his witch, nun mentor, who is apparently a ghost now? (2/2)
akodorokku
That is kind of the best and most amazing place to start watching wrestling.
turdturdleton
People are fake. Pro wrestling is real.
Thankyou turdtureton. You are a visionary.
ArgonSpark
There was an attempt.
Mr Anderson (Anderson)?
Possibly? I do remember seeing that on a shirt.
Gorillionare
Yes.
assahola
Shinsuke Nakamura. We cannot explain.
TheLittleWalker
He is just so fabulous
'Japanese Michael Jackson', as Yoshi Tatsu likes to call him.
reborn579
"If a MIchael Jackson jacket gained sentience" is the best description I have heard for him
JackofAllTrades1277
Strong Style violin
SegaGenesisEvangelion
Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson, and Prince Three Men and a Baby'd a Japanese child. Then they paid to have his knees replace with hammers.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
KINSHASAAAAAAAA!!!!!! $
CharlesOffdensen
I did not understand this comment until I watched the source vid. Now I do.
ZombieBrainz86
I think he meant this. https://fat.gfycat.com/LankyAmusedArcticduck.gif
koalatyassurance
Care to link the source?
8 comments below this, OldManOats
Thank you, sir/madam.
phaphachboy
The answer is obviously graphic violins
OldManOats
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXkz1P2viMM
ChloePrice
I watched this guy before with a friend who wanted to watch an event. This guy is like an actual anime hero, gestures and all. Pretty cool
mdjenkin93
[VIOLINS INTENSIFY]
hawaiicanal89
The simplest, most encompassing way to describe this is as such: YEAOH!
rushid930
It's an orchestra orgy. An orgystra if you will
LumbeeBoy1
I will
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
His theme song is my favorite
RumbleNtheJungle
But when the music hits ya, you feel no pain.
Not2religious
When the fiddles drop and they go hawd as fuck.
AnnieGoolahee
Got it. Add more violins. No, you idiot, I said add more VIOLENCE!
TacoAids
Ohhhh, OHHH! ooohhh, ohhh, oooooohhhh...... Oh... Ohhh woahhh ohhhhh... Oh woahhhh.. OHHHHH! OHHH!
FailureCode
I WAS THERE LIVE
SalsaCat
Someone who does watch wresting explain this?
UrsusDerpus
The orgasming man, Shinsuke Nakamura, is performing his entrance and all the violinists are performing his entrance theme.
BeardyMcFace
King of Orgasm Style, Shinsuke Nakamura
Messerschmitt127
That's Shinsuke Nakamura. His theme song is actually very violin heavy and is really catchy. The whole crowd sings along to it (1/2)
Messerschmitt127
(2/2) his character is this wild combination of Freddy Mercury, Michael Jackson, and a Japanese demon. Terrific performer.
CPatricoo
Big wrestler in Japan. Nakamura. Had a big fight against AJ Styles there. Kind of fun to knoe they could fight again in America
mfgcolour
they proved to be the two best wrestlers (actors) in the world in that fight if there was doubts before
ProjectSatan
THEYRE BOTH ON SMACKDOWN!
ReJokeStatistics
What the actual fuck?
DoublevBomb
Bards! ATTACK!!!
CephalopodLodge4
Google shinske Nakamura entrance theme
UrsusDerpus
The man REALLY likes violins.
Cosmogonic
but like a METRIC FUCKTON of emotions flow in him. and he goes...erm. sideways forward up up down down left right left right B A Start.
ZARNAK
Fuck fact, I know the Red head violin
wholetthisguyin
Rated MA for extreme violins
Saric92
Here's the piece they're playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
TubaBandito
Top Ten theme of all time.
CoreyDank
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/tye-dillinger-perfect-10.png?w=650
Miillkkmmaann
College of Valor ready to kick some ass!
sirsquickalot
As an orchestral musician I can confirm this is what a rehearsal looks like.
Aerolfoz
Violent seduction attempts by multiple bards?
Animerules
I think both are correct.
eskimowins
OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH OH AWOWAWOW OH OH OH OH OH AWAOAHO OH AOH OH
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
they are casting a a lvl 1 ressurection spell
IDoNotContribute
Shinsuke Nakamura, his entrance music uses violins and is very high energy.
CPatricoo
And like 3 minutes long.
LordKrondor9000
And over as FUCK
whyisthisusernametaken
KINSHAASAAAA
Karluuu
Shiba INu
KickyFootDance
I get that wrestling is just entertainment, but I don't like the way they glorify violins.
robthelob20
http://imgur.com/NmvTPfE
imullofmachine
Damn, well, we have our winner
AWITTYNAMEINALLCAPS
I legit had to read this out loud before I got it...
realmdweller
caramello03
msa011
lmao
samials
This easily takes the cake as the best pun I've seen in a long, long time. Good fucking work, mate
iWasError
This is a wholesome comment.
coolguy4206969
Dearslay
I couldn't upvote this enough times, so I went and upvoted some other stuff on your profile
SuplexSteve
That's sensational
msa011
lmao
EroErohim
You're the violin now, Roman
humourasdryasyourgf
Could've been violas or alto clarinets.
splinterh00d
maliciousGman
I almost missed this one.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
There's too much sax nowadays. I think the violins is fine.
FlyingTigerRose
I caught that reference, Ms. Emily Litella!
escalinci
Totally, when they tell everybody to stop fretting it's not just their necks on the line.
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
*groan*
escalinci
*bows*
Paracelsush
Was that another violin pun?
jortlet
oh my god i hate you. +1
IfAryaDiesWeRiot
Jesus tapdancing christ
serialkillazjungle
You beautiful bastard!
ireallylikecephalopods
stavesacre
yeahyoudid
Demonize
MantisTobagganMD
Thanks, Emily Litella.
breakfastburner
CatBlaster5000
You can have +1, but I'm not happy about it.
samsonguy920
Would you rather they deified them?
xrayx
KevinBhall
gold
Choclamean
Can someone explain for a friend?
SirNikotin
Violence
TygrF
now listen here, fucko...
ENCHANTMEN
I saw this comment as I was hitting back, realized the pun, and came back.
Lewchocolate
Help my friend doesn't understand
ENCHANTMEN
Violins - violence
Lewchocolate
Thank you. As payment I shall have upvote many of your posts and comments.
ENCHANTMEN
Uh sure whatever
motherfuckingjesuschrist
Damn. That was pretty brilliant +1
thisislawful
They need to tell these "actors" to fret at the same time. They look like they're playing COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SONGS.
MetaSomma
wiltshiredorney
That is the best comment I have ever seen
anthropolite
http://imgur.com/DyBBJI1
LipMyStockings
MorzaArdens
Source?
justletmesignupalready
The devil went down to Wrestlemania.
CephalopodLodge4
The devil went down to mania he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind cause he was way behind and was willing to make a deal
smashpro1
When he came across this young man grappling in a ring and wrestling hot,Devil jumped up on the top rope and said boy, let me tell you what
smashpro1
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a wrestler, too, and if you care to take a dare, I'll have a match with you. Now, you wrestle a pretty
smashpro1
good match, bot, but give the Devil his due, I'll bet a belt of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you.
thegoddamn18thavenger
... Brother, that's fucking pretty.
justletmesignupalready
Bravo.
milpoool
I thought wrestling was real for far longer than I care to admit
smashpro1
It's real to me, damn it!
CptBronson
What do you mean it ain't reaaaal?
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
The1WhoMemes
Username checks out
RealScienceMan
Was it the necromancer that finally gave it away?
NeonBuzzsaw
I love you @RealScienceMan . Most underrated comment I've read all day. Thanks for all the jolliness it gave me.
FrozenWinter
There's a video on Youtube called Wrestling Isn't Wrestling that talks about it being fake.
TubaBandito
You completely missed the point of that video friend
CheshirePhoenix
I still remember when Geraldo broke the story about pro-wrestling being fake, way back in the wayback when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
ReyChingon
It's scripted, not fake. You can't fake jumping off the top turnbuckle and landing on another human being.
TheIceMaiden
Or jumping off the Hell in the Cell and landing on the Undertaker. Lookin' at you, Shane McMahon. He could have died.
LordKrondor9000
He didn't land on Taker, he rolled off. If Shane did land on him, he probably would've disintegrated.
IDontKnowWhatIamDoingAnymore
Wait...what?
IronicUsername
Wasn't sure if it was real as a younger teenager but, in my defense, I rarely watched any of it so I thought the craziest things that [1]
IronicUsername
happened were people getting hit with chairs and such...not violin exorcisms. [2]
TheIceMaiden
Oh boy. I just started watching. A few weeks ago, a wrestler burned down another wrestler's back woods, cult compound. Which held the (1/?)
TheIceMaiden
ashes of his witch, nun mentor, who is apparently a ghost now? (2/2)
akodorokku
That is kind of the best and most amazing place to start watching wrestling.
akodorokku
That is kind of the best and most amazing place to start watching wrestling.
turdturdleton
People are fake. Pro wrestling is real.
milpoool
Thankyou turdtureton. You are a visionary.
ArgonSpark
There was an attempt.
CephalopodLodge4
Mr Anderson (Anderson)?
turdturdleton
Possibly? I do remember seeing that on a shirt.
Gorillionare
Yes.
assahola
Shinsuke Nakamura. We cannot explain.
TheLittleWalker
He is just so fabulous
Gorillionare
'Japanese Michael Jackson', as Yoshi Tatsu likes to call him.
reborn579
"If a MIchael Jackson jacket gained sentience" is the best description I have heard for him
JackofAllTrades1277
Strong Style violin
SegaGenesisEvangelion
Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson, and Prince Three Men and a Baby'd a Japanese child. Then they paid to have his knees replace with hammers.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
KINSHASAAAAAAAA!!!!!! $
CharlesOffdensen
I did not understand this comment until I watched the source vid. Now I do.
ZombieBrainz86
I think he meant this. https://fat.gfycat.com/LankyAmusedArcticduck.gif
koalatyassurance
Care to link the source?
CharlesOffdensen
8 comments below this, OldManOats
koalatyassurance
Thank you, sir/madam.