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Holy shit: FP! Send water to Winter Springs, FL
Sep 5, 2017 8:39 PM
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Holy shit: FP! Send water to Winter Springs, FL
middleagedman
aimeethedrummer
Perfection!
no01
Should make Jose come from behind, ready to punch FEMA
Jonppalaine
firedancer40
samtherat6
People of Oregon are speaking out on the issue?
firedancer40
I see what you did there
JackprotYaDingus
FEMA just waiting like
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Subtext: adminstration is going to throw all the money at Miami if a certain place gets flooded
seriouslytired
The Jersey shore house?
usernamerelevantsoon
Holy shit I didn't think about that +1....We'll that would be the ultimate "fuck you" to Houston, TX.
ErinFromTheOffice
"Old and busted"..."New hotness"
StorageB
hasoneconleche
@Saratron44
Metalmail13
In Miami here... this is great. Irma has me a bit nervous, but imgur seems to be the best way to to start preparing.
CertifiedMemeGuru
OliverClothesoff70
So, is this meme going to be Imgur's MEME OF THE MONTH for September???
Knux101
nah it's actually an august meme that's still going on
StorageB
Schitzoflink
Harvey should have an empty circle in the middle, since it's a tropical storm now...maybe even tropical depression
GalaxyExpress999
This gave me a category 5 chuckle.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
"President Donald Trump’s administration has asked Congress for an injection of almost $8 billion in additional funds."
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-05/fema-is-almost-out-of-money-as-hurricane-irma-threatens-florida
superanth
He's probably going to ask for money to put sea walks around his casinos in Miami, even though rising sea levels are a "myth".
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Where are they getting this injection from? And can my student loans take a hit?
forte10
I thought he said he was going to shut down the gov if he didn't get the wall money he wanted.
DavidMcclannahan
he might have realized that the wall isn't going to happen and stalling funds for natural disasters will look bad
dav3nasty
Sometimes... sometimes...I think he's just talking about some of that weird shit to appease the stupid voters.
dav3nasty
The rest of the time seems he's just suckin off big business or swinging his dick around in an effort to look good.
SierraSykes2
Considering how much he's blasted Obama for failing to instantly solve the national debt, I cannot wait to see Trump get roasted for this.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYpObXslm-8
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Obama: $7.917 trillion added to the national debt in 7 years, a 68% increase. Compare with $0.008 trillion Trump wants for FEMA.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Anyone going to answer this or is it just another 50-100 downvotes for me?
epicstorybro
*82173891237891378912378912789147 downvotes
tiroler
Coming up: JOSE. Not kidding: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/
ErinFromTheOffice
No way, Jose
EroticZombiePants
I'd be a little more concerned about that Tropical Depression looming uncomfortably close to the Houston area.
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Why does everyone keep saying that. It's just going throughout tough time after losing Harvey, it's not depressed!
Vempire
Don't forget about Katia!
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Wait, I'd heard about Jose, but is Katia real?
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Hurricanes are prenamed. So the next one will be Katia.
DrThrax
Katia is a tropical depression out in the Gulf, expected to hit Tropical Storm in a few days. Might not move much, only hit eastern Mexico.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Okay, thanks
Xenolith166
Don't worry, Trump won't let Jose into the US. He'll have it stopped at the border.
Fadetoblack021
Gold.
xDylan25x
Trump: "No way, Jose!"
DarthFutuza
I just knew he had to have a sane reason for wanting to build that wall.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
that is a pretty good one
vegetariangardener
i luld
LIfe15
this are pretty bad down here we got hit directly
halshing
So says FEMA
calldrdaley
Has FEMA actually done something here? I haven't seen anything about them cycling through the news.
deonizm
Does the news report good, functional, working things?
calldrdaley
No. Just read another opinion article by CNN touted as fact saying that Clinton lost because Sanders didn't step down right away.
TasteyourTears
secretoaster
Irma to the bottom, forest fire to my left, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.
MarvelousMuggle
I live in Tampa. The mood here is definitely different. Gas stations. Home Depot. This place is on edge.
Zeke8762
Tallahassee here. Just as fucked. I drove in from Tampa along US-19 and stopped at every store along the way. No water.
MayonaiseCookies
Here in Tampa as well. Everybody is freaked.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Another person from Tampa.... Yay...... I'm fucking scared.... First hurricane or natural disaster of any kind
Galacticism
Miami is creepy. All gas stations swamped, no water in stores, ready to ride it out.
moon2A
Spring Hill bout 30-40 mins north of Tampa and every gas station was insane...took me almost half an hr to get gas.
SwagicalYololord
Naples here, lets hope it doesn't strike us on the west coast friend.
Treybetrey
andwings2go
New Port Richey here. Never seen people freak out this much. Asshole New Yorkers bought all the water and bread already.
egoldfish
I hear that convenience stores in St Pete still have water. There was a little in Earth Origins on Curlew
ILikeCharmanderOk
Shit man shit's fucked up.
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Well I hope that means people that it seriously and prepare
marifromky
my mom's not. she and my stepdad were at the VFW shooting pool when I texted her at 9pm.
Bio1ogo
I live in Puerto Rico. You can cut the tension with a knife over here.
coopering
Well, to be fair, a lot of things get cut with knives in Rico.
GutsTheStruggler
People, mostly.
Joxem13
Not even mad. #slowclap
kaamila
Same thing in Sarasota. No water, cars lined up at gas stations. And here I am planning to sleep thru it. Sarasota never gets hit.
dontblinkdontevenblinkblinkandyourdead
My sister is in North Port and said the same. I'm in Titusville, so I might boogie there if Irma boogies eastish. AL if shit gets real.
kaamila
Ya. Sarasota is kinda known for hurricanes turning last minute and missing us. But if it gets real I'm gonna hit the highway and drive
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Xendrash
I'm still laughing, can't remember the last time we had more than 2 or 3 days without power. worst thing would be that.
Spencer1K
I live near pensacola and after ivan hit us many years ago we went for 16 days without power, shit was bad and that was a cat 3
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhno
True, but it seems much more serious this time.
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Parrsnip
I did that too last week, then I ran out of food and was bored for a week :/
Spencer1K
I live near pensacola and after ivan hit me many years ago we went 16 days without power and that was a cat 3. Dont take this shit lightly
Joxem13
I live in Puerto Rico. We have this fucker next to us. There is nothing in any stores in the fucking island.
andwings2go
You alright?
Joxem13
yes. I am ok. Everyone in my family is safe. Unfortunately he do not have power nor water. Hope everyone in florida can get to safety.
kalkail
Hang in there Boricua. I hope supplies get there before Jose. Stay safe!
Joxem13
Oh right Jose. Forgot about that one. Shit
damspam
Are you guys prepared over there, or will you get harder hit? Thinking of you guys, please stay safe!
Joxem13
We are prepared. Most our houses are made of concrete and have protected the windows. The problem comes with flooding and debris.
MoistenedPenguin
If current predictions are right, those wind speeds won't leave much of anything standing... Hope they are wrong.
Joxem13
Last time I checked it had 185 mph winds. Anything not mailed to the ground will be swept away. Fortunately most of our houses are concrete
GoniMaster
Gas stations? Home depot? What about them?
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
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kuriosly
Right before a hurricane there is a plague on gas stations for gas and home depot for plywood and the like.
GoniMaster
Ahh gotchya. So like, before blizzards.
kuriosly
But like that with a bit more focus on putting something in front of your window before your neighbors dog hits it at 100+ mph
Nutinbutbootson
Generators sold out. Bottled water sold out. Gas sold out. Source- Nutinbutbootson's momma lives in Miami. Shit is scary.
GoniMaster
Good luck to your Momma.
Nutinbutbootson
Thank you. She works for the government. She has to be there so she isn't evacuating and I hate it. So stubborn.
moon2A
Gas stations are packed as fuck and people buying up all the plywood to board up houses
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
I guess haha
IhaveAnegroAmigo
EGEb
pricklygooch
Come here girl. Lemme give you that marginal disaster relief
ForeskinEater69
It's the local governments that actually do most of the work with rescuing and restoration but people only talk about FEMA
pukeface666
You did it very right.
Epoez
My friend doesn't get it. Can anybody try to explain it to him?
mobiustwo
Let's help his friend.
WagonWheels
your friend should ask for him or herself. BE ASSERTIVE
taytotom83
My guess is that the disaster relief fund (fema) is already focussing on hurricane irma when harvey hasnt even been dealt with
JayBIrd27
My dad was supposed to be helping in Houston for 2 weeks and today they sent them to Louisiana in anticipation for Irma instead
prozack8356
Mom works for the corps of engineers. They sending all kinds of people both ways
melshot
Ding ding ding we have a winner! ;) This shit is crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if North Korea doesn't just nuke us.
fatimous
Sadly that would just piss off the nation and force a new unification, by force. The defense agencies are not tied up by these storms.
thelastlion
(1) FEMA provides aid to disaster victims, hurricane Harvey disaster is still fresh, regardless the nation/FEMA are now forced
thelastlion
(2) to turn their attention to category 5 hurricane Irma.
Leonon
It's been upgraded in category to "Micro Black Hole"
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-05/fema-is-almost-out-of-money-as-hurricane-irma-threatens-florida
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Okay this is the first one of these I've laughed at. +1
DeputyRageMode
platonicnut
As a Floridian.. my butthole is pretty clenched.
znuff
As an European... Wat?
MetteBundgaard
Irma and Harvey are hurricanes. FEMA is Federal Emergency management agentur.
japh
The Harvey response is just starting to scope out what needs to be addressed, but FEMA now has to focus on a new, larger hurricane.
GoogleFucker
A lot of states are about to get screwed by this hurricane season
GoogleFucker
(hit enter too soon) and FEMA is a disaster management program. They're already helping with one hurricane and focusing on another
fatimous
does FEMA help at all with the wildfires that the west is getting burned on? Because that would also create more issues.
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Too much water in one place and need some in another. Ah. Situational irony
stabbedintheface
Meanwhile...the burning west can go fuck itself apparently
Hybris51129
Well its not our fault that the west is full of heretics who are in dire need of burning.
Comet260
Of course! Dat's where all those science-loving, godless hippies live!
IDphantom
Speaking from western WA, we just got hit by the haze and ash today. Can't breath and barely can see the sun.
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melshot
Well...
japh
If we go by the sheer amount of stuff burned, there are bigger fish to fry.
Littlemacabre
Isn't the West always on fire?
CascadianTwilight
Reason #453278765 for Pacific independence
stabbedintheface
Cascadia will rise
DoublevBomb
The hurricanes would love to help out, but it's just a bit too far beyond where they're willing to travel.
kuriosly
I'm secretly rooting for the fire... today it rained ash on my car. Go Fire!
Graylinfaux
you said it not me ya fucking hippies
theNameChecker
They could use a hurricane
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Yes it can fuck right off.
Kaarin1
I know, right?
Kaarin1
As a Washingtonian, I can say I have ashes on my windowsills and the sun is flippen red.
CyborgScribe
I'm from California. Burns every year.
mikeindiakiloecho
Works for CalFire. Can confirm.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
Water beats fire. Didn't you play Pokémon?
Quaigg
The government wants to thin out some liberals.
Voxnobilus
That is the underfunded US Forest Service's job
gernjer
Florida and Houston to the Burning west: what, you need some water? We got water. (Note from FL, this'll be funnier in a week)
Metatality
We would very much like the water. Please.
Rejukem
SereneLloydBraun
What's this from?
Rejukem
An episode of Seinfeld where George fights fire with a broom
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
There is literally a cloud of ashe all over portland that has been here all day my car is covered
RobertLSU
water is a lot less firey
RelativeVelocity
Yet more drowny
LeeeeroyPorkins
Help us.... Please
theNameChecker
They could use a hurricane
VerticalInfinity
I'm 8 miles from the Eagle creek fire, the wind gets to decide if I am fucked or not.
JNeil
You're on a Level 2 evacuation. Why haven't you left yet???
VerticalInfinity
We are not at level 2 yet. I am 8 miles from the edge of the fire.
JNeil
You're 8 miles away... fire travels fast as fuck. Stay safe and keep the news on!
Kitakita
WHAT IF WE FIGHT A HURRICANE WITH A FOREST FIRE
ohmegatron
Harvey is confirmed to have killed 63 people, and that's a tragedy. Floods in africa have killed more than 25 times that amount, while 1
ohmegatron
monsoon floods have taken the lives of more than 1200 people. Have you heard about that in the news?
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ForeskinEater69
Funnily enough that's what Obama did when he let the government shut down cuz people realised the government shutting down isn't so bad.
allninjalike
You want some water? Cause we got some. Free on curbs did pickup.
Misora
I'm in Texas and the news says smoke from the west coast is why it got dusk almost an hour early tonight.
stabbedintheface
Dusk? Shit it never got light today
ImFeelingSupersonicGiveMeGinandTonic
Yah the sun has an eerie orange red glow all day and the smoke kept it grey.
Ryebread91
Coincidently I just heard a podcast about wildfires today.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Trump staffers are working on a plan to steer the hurricane up the West Coast instead.
MrMemethief
Build a wall around Florida
cryptzicle
Smoke is now visible in Wisconsin from this thanks to winds.
RelativeVelocity
This really puts the fire scape into perspective for me
ThenILickItOff
seriously right?
renegadeballoonman
From Washington. Mom always joked about me and my friends setting the world on fire. Who's joking now?
HillOfBeans
Not the asshole kids who threw fireworks off a cliff and started the Gorge on fire. Their years of reckoning are coming.
Flenop
I am very curious how this is going to go for that kid. I'd have more sympathy if he hadn't effectively torched tens of thousands of acres.
Szechuanian
As it does every year...
MarkofWisdom
Easy solution to both-just send the hurricane to the west to drown out the fires
ReasonablyUnattractive
It's been raining ash in Portland for days now. It hurts to breathe and we have to keep our windows closed despite not having AC. It's fun.
slender1102
I live in the gorge it's Smokey as fucks.
Velisity
My poor cat is having a reaction to the smoke and soot falling all over. The sun is bright orange and humidity is high
YamatoIouko
Why don't we just send Irma to THEM instead? :D
technitium
i pray to god that the hurricane come over and fk that fire up
VizenFatale
They would be one helluva detour for a storm.
thecuteocalypseishere
Can we just take all the hurricane shit-water and dump it on the fires
orangeisthenewbasic
they have cream for that
wildcatfan4life
Kansas is just sitting here enjoying a nice fall.
smife0
When Bastrop was on fire Texas was told to go fuck itself maybe they just scared of fire
AbrahamLincolnVampireLawyer
Why is this apparent? It's in the news, firefighters fightin', smoke jumper's jumpin'. People are aware. What, not enough burning memes?
WarriorCat150
Everyone I've talked to who isn't in the west had no idea. Not saying this means there's 0 coverage, but still.
imagoa
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
777Permission
Lmao! hope this gets the attention it deserves
PlaidWearingCanadian
Gold, too bad it's a little late to the party :/
imagoa
It's never too late to follow your memes.
hutzel25
Co is really Smokey from the north now
givemestarbursts
I'm in Spokane, WA and it's covered in smoke from MT and OR. It's hard to breathe and we aren't even on fire!
Martianinvaders
Spokane here too. Breathing is hard. It's surreal to wipe Ash off my car in the mornings
laceup19xx
Well hello there fellow spocompton spawn!
givemestarbursts
aftu
The sun is crimson where I live.
radagastthedank
That's how it is over in marysville right now. My siblings and parents woke up to go to work and had ash all over their car.
picardsaysengayge
First BC and now this. The PNW is is having a really hot year. It doesn't help that we've had like, NO rain.
wallpaper42
I'm in Idaho next to Spokane. I think I'm gonna leave all my windows open when I go to bed and hope I die.
givemestarbursts
Seaneg
I'm in Spokane too, there's ash falling from the sky
MindPrints
Colorado here. We're getting it from Montana. Not as bad today, but still there.
VergilPrime
Eyyyy Spokanites :D
Ilikekites
I'm from the puget sound area, and actually, Cle Elum is on fire, soooo we are on fire. Would hate to be in spokane right now though...
picardsaysengayge
i went out water skiing on lake tapps, the sky was so red it was like water skiing on mars
Ilikekites
That actually sounds really cool!
givemestarbursts
Oh yea, duh!! I knew I was missing something.
WarriorCat150
Norse peak fire is over near Ellensburg as well
Badger421
Wait, what? When did this happen? Cle Elum's my home town, damnit, how did I not hear about this?!
oreana11
Jolly Mountain and Jack Creek are on fire currently.
Badger421
Well shit. You wouldn't happen to know the risk for South Cle Elum, would you? I don't live there anymore and Google is failing me.
slender1102
Stevenson area here.
SacrificialClam
Lets take all the water in texas...and moe ot to the midwest!
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SacrificialClam
Dont worry, I am not getting that many.
SacrificialClam
Shit. Edit post....EDIT POST. How the fuck does this work
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
West. The midwest is fine, especially MI, WI, OH, and IL. We have Great Lakes.
theoshadowfang
That's so crazy it just might work!
NOTaSpanishInquisitor
http://imgur.com/38sFSub
DostoevskyDisciple
LOL this is great
TangyGraffiti
Username checks out.
RightTurnClyde
Pontiac Fiero owners unite...! But they'lol need hitches, water barrels & bigger motors & stuff. Check out their forums & let me know..
NachoPete
There are literally no wildfires in the midwest. https://fsapps.nwcg.gov/data/lg_fire/lg_fire_nifc_2017-09-05.pdf
RightTurnClyde
There are no benefits of the doubt given here. Rest of us just went with it. Criomonny's sake person..
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EClaire1073
Meanwhile, I'm over here in GP like
cause there's so much FUCKING SMOKE
pookieeatworld
Seriously it's an issue, though. My parents live in northern Illinois and they had smoke blowing all the way from Montana and Idaho...
Metatality
Sorry to hear that but thanks from California, the smoke coming down blocked enough Sun to end the heat wave where I am.
IsThisUsernameRelevant
Ashland is a tragic name for a place on fire
RelativeVelocity
Or remarkably accurate
LMeire
Which is fitting because there's a Shakespeare festival there every year.
KangInDaNarth
Probably because it gets set on fire regularly
Ryebread91
Cause of the smoke?
ILikeCharmanderOk
No, I was just too busy nutting in butts. Me going over to my dates' houses, getting ready:
TowelieTheTowel
Largest fire is Chetco, 160K acres. Total about 300K though
Timiro
Some idiots with fireworks started a big fire in the Columbia gorge today above portland. A places have been evacuated and it hopped the 1/2
Timiro
River into Washington. Retards with fireworks, man...
QotU
Lionskull
is the name new or is that part of Oregon susceptible to fires?
ILikeCharmanderOk
The phrasing of that is throwing me off but I'll assume that was a joke +1
Lionskull
is the name new (asking if ashland is a new name because of fires) or is the town of ashland susceptible to fires (do they get lots of fire)
ILikeCharmanderOk
Well, do you suppose Indonesia has a town called tsunamiland, or that Fukushimi renamed their town nuclearland?
Meeperson
Ashland is chilling with northern California through a very thin border between them and is not newly named . more dry I suppose so yay fire
frankiepancakes
I'm in Ashland too. Who are you?!?
ILikeCharmanderOk
PhilipJFryIII
francisdelafilth
Same here on the East side of the state Ontario, OR
blackoutdigital
I mean... It's called Ashland. You kinda walked right into this issue
thugrats
Medfordite here, this 1/2 mile visibility bullshit is some bullshit
ILikeCharmanderOk
this some bullshit
livingthedream
It was very orange out today here in Seattle. It stung a bit to breath.
JNeil
Eugene, OR here. There's a lot of smoke.
MAYTechnique
A good friend and his family live in Eugene. Been worried as fuck about a town I've never even been to.
JNeil
They're ok, besides the smoke. We haven't got a evacuation notice yet. Might not if they can get it controlled.
YouCantSeeButImGivingYouTheFinger
This Fern Ditch?
ILikeCharmanderOk
Wow that's fucked up man.
Whyt128
To be fair, if you live in the I-5 corridor you are used to not seeing the sun for months...its Oregon, green and grey 9 months of the year
ILikeCharmanderOk
It's sunny here for most of the year, and all of the summer except for when the smoke fucks shit up.
imgurdotcommie
nah ashland has the best weather in oregon
ImFeelingSupersonicGiveMeGinandTonic
We complain about the rain for nine months, they complain that we have no rain and it's too fucking hot in summer. We're never satisfied lol
ImFeelingSupersonicGiveMeGinandTonic
*then not they
kindakinetic
Oregonians be like...
jackpkmn
The sky was orange all day.
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
awesomekid06
Southern Washington, but shit's burning![]()
whatbuttondoipush
I'm in WA... my car is covered in ash
KevinDoesWhatKevinDoesBecauseKevinIsKevin
Dude same, I'm in Auburn and the everything's covered in ash
ImFeelingSupersonicGiveMeGinandTonic
I'm in SE Portland/Happy Valley. The smoke was terrible today. I work at Costco and I felt terrible for the gas/cart employees :(
TheSexyMexi
I have fucking asthma guys. I'm like gonna die soon cannot fucking breathe. Oh well at least I made it to the front page a few times.
whatbuttondoipush
Get some n95 masks from home depot
BarekofTorunn
Gotta say, the sun was worth hosing my car off
whatbuttondoipush
What sun?!?! I am near to the hwy 410/soon to be I90 fires
DodgerMac
In Yakima. The air is so bad. Today my toddler broke out in hives 50% of his body. Doctor said it was toxins in air...wtf. Benadryl fixed.
DodgerMac
We haven't allowed him outside for over a week due to dangerous pollution levels...even staying inside is not enough. :(
LeemWalker
I'm in BC. Your ashes are getting on my porch.
whatbuttondoipush
Well you did that same a month ago
LeemWalker
Apparently the big nasty awful fire that happened last year was just put out last week.
SpiralRazor
No shit. Ash everywhere in Portland. Smells like a campfire and looks like the apocalypse.
Nccoffee
I washed my car today for some reason
thtguyjosh
nordicfatcheese
The sun is red. The moon is on fire. It's overcast with smoke. We woke up to a blanket of ash. Send help. And water.
TeraGX
I like that I'm not too close to any fires, and was just now admiring how red the moon is. Which was about how the sun was looking too.
VerticalInfinity
The weird part is the lack of birds. It's so quiet out here.
NotFarEnough
Worth noting that birds tend to be pretty quiet this time of year anyways, but I'm sure the smoke dampens their activity
PunJedi
Hadn't even noticed till I read this. *listens* not a peep
thtguyjosh
Currently escaping to Canada.. you guys are on your own
mikeindiakiloecho
I'm pretty sure one of the largest wildfires recorded is still being fought in Canada.
nordicfatcheese
Take me with you
thtguyjosh
Ivri
Canada's been having a few forest fires, in case you wanted to know
thtguyjosh
NOTaSpanishInquisitor
Ash is falling from the sky constantly where I live. I can't see the sky, and I start school tomorrow.
ElbowDeepInYourDad
Cool.
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ConfusedCorndogMan
Dude me too, lets start a club
notmyoomy
Can I join? Also Im just covered in eye burning smoke. I can look at the sun without wearing glasses. :/
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calz
Too few Republicans in California
Vempire
We've got too much common sense and human interest for them to settle here.
Negnarholf
With that kind of mindset, you'll have to forgive them if they aren't bending over backwards to suck you guys off.
opkraut
That attitude is why so many of them voted for Trump. All that attitude does is promote division, instead of understanding.
Vempire
I knowingly stand divided from the views of people who voted in the current administration.
ARandomHelljumper
*implying modern Trump voters actually want to grow and change their views instead of calling everyone else Communists and insulting them*
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-05/fema-is-almost-out-of-money-as-hurricane-irma-threatens-florida
Corrodias
"President Donald Trump’s administration has asked Congress for [money to be added]" -- holy shit what? Federal spending? By Trumpublicans?
Corrodias
This isn't meant to be fake shock for comedy; I'm genuinely surprised they'd give half a shit.
NotACanadian
It's almost as if people in power are still human.
tumppu
They look like humans, but rarely act like ones. Trump probably worried about his resorts...
Corrodias
That doesn't really mean anything. Every human is human, and humans are on average right bastards.
pokenar
Putting aside any arguments of character, it wouldn't look good next election if he just told them to roll over and die.
DukeDarkwood
The optimistic part of me wants to hope that he might be catching on that everyone hating him is bad. Then the more rational part tells me
Corrodias
That hasn't really stopped him before, but... you're probably right.
themooseof603
Smokey said he'd handle it
ModusPonens
What are you talking about no he didn't wtf
Insomnia297
No, he said that was your job. Way to really drop the ball, @themooseof603.
Insomnia297
No he said that was your job, @themooseof603. Way to really drop the ball, man.
themooseof603
no fires in my neighborhood so far so I'm doing damn good
Insomnia297
Tell it to the judge
themooseof603
Burghguy
Smokey literally said the opposite. He's always made it clear that forest fires are YOUR fault.
themooseof603
well there you go I thought you said bad cop, bad cop honest mistake
CigaretteMan
Actually he only said that *you* could PREVENT forest fires. Once they happen, lol tough shit bro, you're on your own
JustDontCare
Run to smokey for help. He will just eat you. His habitat is shrinking.
slipperwhale
Plus now the phrase goes "Only you can prevent wildfires..no seriously we've been defunded you're all we've got"
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
themooseof603
it was you wasn't it cigarette man
Jerojero
Pretty sure it was cigarette man, and some kids w/fireworks, natural wildfires, and it's hot as fuck ass in Oregon right now.... :(
WarriorCat150
Lightning man. Illegal campfire man. Firework man.
Wolvenlight
Lightning Man. Lightning Man. Comes and goes quick like lightning Man. Lights up the sky and lights up your eyes. Lightning Man.
MikeMcAwesome91
It wasn't alabama man
Szechuanian
maybe it was the notorious florida man
HitachiMagicWand
Smokey has no funding. Wtf do you want him to do about It? lol
GTVH
We have no bear necessities...
themooseof603
where should we get the funding?
slipperwhale
I mean I support our troops and all...but we have a bigger defense budget than like half of the world put together......
themooseof603
and we also defend many countries with basically no military power without our backing and North Korea is trying to build nukes
HitachiMagicWand
We're gonna make Mexico pay for it!
themooseof603
as if Mexico has fire money, they're already paying for the wall and probably the war with N.Korea
isaaclw
Maybe raise taxes on the rich? Maybe stop spending so much on war? Sorry if you were joking.
themooseof603
also despite what imgur believes the rich do pay taxes , at even a higher rate than anyone else
themooseof603
so spend less on defense while North Korea tests nukes?