Felixkat11
130270
1983
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meirl
WaterPuppies
Billardball Comedicmismatch
DaisukeAramaki
Blubberbutt Thundercats. I approve of this.
Leodivinci
If you are involved in theatre the last one is doubly relevant.
Davedavedavedavedave
+1 for mathmachicken
tehdrmonkey
Backitup Custardbath...
anakinskywalkertexasranger
PEMDAS, biotch!
obsydyinn
10... drunk answer 10. See me in afternoon tomorrow to see if sober answer is same
IncurableFeline
Backitup Cupboardlatch
Lagtim3
'Blubberbutt Slumberbelch'. How eerily accurate!
lesbianwholovesbeerandcheese
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back ?
HoneNathan
A stick?
humblegrumblebee
A memory stick?
EmilysMan
Wouldn’t the flower bee die since his stinger was used?
idkmanitskindadumb
I think so. That should be a double kill.
Felixkat11
It would be like charging someone of the cliff as reinhardt
HoneyBadgerSaysDontCare
You get an update for the "shitters clogged" girl. She is my spirit animal.
Pinkwhistle
Billiardball Thundercats
moonshadowkati
Beezlebub Flubbercrack
PlzCureMyDepression
#9
Glitchyypants
Dose he know how to do #29?
PlzCureMyDepression
No comment.
bhechinger
Why the hell is my Benedict Cumberbatch name Benedict Cumberbatch? I feel cheated!
unownlanguage
I'm not sure that #7 knows how to math properly
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I'm completely sure he doesn't.
Ihaveafork
Apparently, neither do 100% of all people.
unownlanguage
You mean #29? Lol
unownlanguage
Neither does any one in the top comment thread apparently
idredman
Dogs don't live in a magic time rift where 1 year takes 7 years to pass. It's about their stages of life.
idredman
A dog is excited to see you after 1 day because he waited 1 day to see you, because your dog fucking loves you.
EleMenTal304
Well...pears DO taste like shit
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
U wot
KhajiitIsPleased
thatgirlfromimgr
TheBigCheese93
He blinks.
Steamjack
This was funny, I had fun. Thank you. Fun.
DasBeaker
He blinks. https://youtu.be/jTbxkrZLWMo
figrelish
Backitup Combyourthatch
Yellowdart49
2+2×4 isn't 16?
Phrozenfenix
That confused me too. If you multiply first, it could be 10
Yellowdart49
True, but in this sense you clearly add 1st. So it is written, so it shall be done
Yellowdart49
Nevermind, I just remembered how this is actually done. As you were
Novawitch
#3, the white lady is about to ask for someone's manager. She's not panicking, because bad things don't happen to good people. She's sure.
Theguythatupvotesmostthings
Can someone explain the last one.. I'm not getting it.. But my brain is not doing the thing.
DanFranzen
The item on the right is known as highlighter (makeup term). Another girl gave her the one on the left, also known as a highlighter.
hotdudecurator
I don't get the last one...
Lill9
Highlighter refers both to a bright marker and a kind of luminous make up
HoneNathan
One is a highlighter for writing, one is a highlighter for makeup.
SeamusMCMXCVI
Twitter jokes don’t ruin your company. Lawyering up like a cunt ruins your company.
GamermanRPGKing
tell that to disney
meltingpine
Math on #2 is way wrong, point still valid tho. If 1y=7dogyears, then 1d=7dogdays
TheValleyofGwangi1
If he was a dog, he’d be 7 times smarter than an idiot
Nubbsy
How do you fuck up the maths that bad?
AbsolutelyNotADragon
I came here to comment this... Now there's just a sticky mess...
smeghead55
I think #8 is appropriate for you both.
Croonbs
yup
darkhalfbreed
allihearisnoise
Perhaps biological development bt not a conceptual understanding of time and it's passing
Croonbs
I think you mean #8 mate
Croonbs
fuck I mean't #7
meltingpine
Whoops
bobstallone
Reminds me of #11
ChefBigNuts
nah think you meant #4
stouffer
Nialled it
ASlightlyDampNoodle
This is a fucking trainwreck
ThePodd
This is the comment that I was looking for.
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
My grandpappy got hit by a train once
xXJoshXx
Not to mention grammatical errors as well, sometimes you just have to watch the world burn itself.
Croonbs
I didn't notice until now
Croonbs
Ironically they're the most successful comments I've made in months
ilikeyourpics
WhatSchwaMeansToMe
A beautiful one.
meltingpine
But see, look, our combined errors made this thread 10x more interesting
Croonbs
I'll give you that, however it made m
Croonbs
And I did it again
likehelly
2+2x4 is 16, not 10.
kinglysandus5
Order of operations. You multiply before you add, unless there are parenthesis. So (2+2)×4 = 16, but 2+2×4 = 10.
CraftedLine
Google's giving me 10. I don't trust my own math at this point. We need a teacher!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Merry BODMAS....it's 10
HINKTHEBATTLEBUCKET
Nope, 2×4 goes first and equals 8 then you add 2 and get 10
Danieltheengineer
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.
MissAizea
2+2x4, order of operations has you multiply first, so it would be 2+8, which is 10
TheAlmightyPangolin
Order of operations. You have to do multiplication first. 2x4 is 8 then +2 is 10.
billthecrusher
All the world's knowledge at your fingertips and you cannot do 1st grade math (or google the answer)... SMH
Deepdeepwell
BODMAS
Deepdeepwell
Multiplication before addition. So 2x4=8 , 8+2= 10
Leegionnaire
Is that the same as PEMDAS?
Deepdeepwell
It is yes.
Leegionnaire
What's it stand for?
Deepdeepwell
Brackets Orders Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction or the same as PEDMAS