AlmostAlwaysDrunk
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Jun 24, 2016 2:35 PM
AlmostAlwaysDrunk
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padmeamidalaa
+1 because the first one made me laugh uncontrollably at my desk
GrayPhilosophy
Took me a second to get the Coca Cola one... Wow that one was dark
waytoolongofausername
Where is your god now?!?
MnemonicMonkeys
I wrecked my car 7 hours into an 11 hour road trip this afternoon.
TheGiaphage
Will people be mad if I brought up brexit?
rockmeshockme
#1 The angry goose
LunarCats
ThatFellow
[picture of EU flag]
BrisketandBeans
That's topical. I like it
Seawolff81
Geese are surprisingly aggressive. They must be trained to think everyone has bread and they're holding out if they don't give it to them.
missladymondegreen
my mom's grandparents had "watch geese" (instead of watch dogs) at their farm. mofos will tear you up.
himherenowno
I had a suddenly, an oven moment on the second day driving my new car. Except it was a TV set??
BrisketandBeans
?
DankMemeStealer
Considering the older generation may have just ruined my future, I feel like I may come close to these
Draesk
None of these cunts have shit on a 'remain' voter. :(
5m4llP0X
Proof for the younger people in the UK that shit can get worse.
Flachmann
that goose man...
Talann1
#2
AlexanderTheKindaOk
CerebrawlHemmorage
*falsetto voice* "Burnt pocket!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog
EnchantedSweatervest
Ok I give. What is wrong with the Coca-Cola bottle?
histy70
focus on the reflection in the bottle
ImSureIHaveAnAccount
Nothing is wrong with the bottle itself, but the problem is visible on the bottle.
CrapBaskets
The pizza looked like a chocolate and chocolate chip cookie that was still fucking burned
warsteel
That coke one took me a bit but fuck lol
lurknomore
I'm kinda ok w the pepperd eggs.
lexifornow
Wow. One of these is SIGNIFICANTLY worse than the others.
wellwhataboutthat
Two poor people have ruined there eggs
ImSureIHaveAnAccount
Yeah look how low they filled that coke bottle!
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
Which one?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
TheFinalDoctor
Photoshop is a wonderful thing :)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Yeah, pretty sure this would be something big if it actually happened.
Gigzur
Also you can see how the left wing of the plane isn't warped like the window frame is.
justlurkingmovealong
Relevant- I just drove by a tow truck driver in the middle of the highway trying to pick up a hundred pieces of paper blowing everywhere
jessieraywilde
Actually, that's how my husband likes his eggs
Gmayor61
I hadn't opened the remaining posts and was wondering on what kind of a husband you have that enjoys raw floor eggs
PowderdT04stMan
Au poivre?
CerebrawlHemmorage
On the floor, or with an entire container of black pepper?
AlmostAlwaysDrunk
So, are you single?
jessieraywilde
Yeah, I divorced him because, you know, the eggs.
DongSayaDae
I can stop using spice on my eggs as part of our wifing process
DrowningHoe
How the fuck do you get the trampoline there?
QuestionablyHatefulGiraffe
Determination
DisgruntledFerret
Extremely specific tornado?
MyDogJake
Really.?
TheLopsidedCowboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRIaKMdO-Vw
FoodInspector95
As someone from the uk i'm having a bad day
frjackhackett
no you're not, turn off the news
MightyCat
As someone Irish living in the UK trying to buy a house this week I'm having a REALLY bad day
Thismuchistrue
Have a pint and wait for it all to blow over.
AlmostAlwaysDrunk
I'm also from the UK. We are screwed either way so just enjoy yourself till it all goes tits up
CrapBaskets
Is this screwing over the EU thing? I have not been keeping up on it
wiseidiot9
Pretty much, yeah.
Darwinmc
That shit pizza got what it deserved.
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Did you see what it was wearing? Just asking for it.
FacemanPeck
#AllPizzasMatter
Brad2217
Was it Jewish?
CorneliusCornwall
Panta-black level of dark
EaRapture
Fucking dark. +1
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Just like that pizza.
PizzaNigga420
Wew lad
Ambasadade
So dark it stole my bike
JoreckRJasra
So dark the police shot it.
Ambasadade
Six warning shots in the back
lifeisapicnic
The worst part of that egg photo is that the person is wearing socks :(
deadpoolsunicorn
elgambito
Actually, you look for a creamy yellow spot on the bottom where it's been sitting on the ground.
OnTheInternetNoOneKnowsYouAreAnOwl
#15 okay can someone just explain this to me, like what defuq happened?? Why is the trampoline in the tree?? The f#cking tree?! Just, HOW???
BrisketandBeans
Storm
OnTheInternetNoOneKnowsYouAreAnOwl
Why didn't I think of this, holy shit.
spiffilystupendous
It bounced.
TheHappySoul
Tornadoe ally.
iHave2dogsAndACat
I read that as tampon
OnTheInternetNoOneKnowsYouAreAnOwl
Of course you did ;)
asmallcat
Wait how are you top comment with 1 point? WAT? WATWATWATWATWAT?!
BrisketandBeans
Maybe you are sorted by most recent?
asmallcat
Possibly...
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asmallcat
Booo, why did someone downvote you for this?
FishingForConversation
I've done #1 before.
parker52
Ooh. You've peed. Big deal.
daisyfrankenstein
I believe that's a right of passage to adulthood.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Can confirm. Am adult, first meal in new apartment was burnt to shit.
tehzpoon
Buddy of mine was drunk and his phone was wet and he decided to dry it out in the oven. He awoke several hours later, smelling molten phone.
FishingForConversation
Well that's just dumb. I was tired and hungry. I was also stupid, but that's another level
MisterMolester
It looks more like a number two
Wollip
Rest in pepperoni
missladymondegreen
"How to burn 1,000 calories in 2.5 hours!"
aninvisiblemaniac
Best comment I think I've ever seen! Also I'm drunk
Slimbafull
I've eaten worst
ThisMahSwamp
Correction, 2,000 calories
PowerClean
Looks more like #2 to me
wiseidiot9
cwispy
tehzpoon
someone link that fucking jpeg STAT
Calmeister
I thought it was double chocolate chip cookies cookie
FishingForConversation
A lot of people do
GodApollo
Lets back up a few steps here and talk about this one
Mrrick13
That's a drone
GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
Could be superman
sth2x
9/11
Xemerius
Could be latias or latios
illegalacorn
it's fake
Qumefox
This. Notice that everything BUT the plane silhouette is distorted.
Enoan
Could be a model plane
Mambo129
Could be 9/11..
CaptainArminius
That's not a commercial airliner.
HouseOfEvil
9/12 then.
FriGiDdeSTinY
Could be a 2 liter bottle of soy sauce
unstoppablebread
I looked at this one for five minutes thinking "It's just a 2 liter what's bad about that?" Then I saw then plane....
Ethansmug
Holy shit, I thought it was Gamora getting ready to smash through the window.
trymedo
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, that's most likely a Photoshop
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
I thought it was like, flat or something
JapaneseStudentTadashii
I though it was because it wasn't filled all the way
tootalltom
And then it hit you?
SHOWMETHERICE
nice
RiceConsumingUnicorn
Let's no beat around bush guys
OneFuckedPony
Ohhhhh, I saw an alien from toy story on a clothesline.
TylerET
Thats not a plane, that's a space shuttle. My god.
EvaUnit3
Perspective trick. Nothing shows that the plane is outside
BaldVinnie
so what? It's really inside?
EvaUnit3
Could be a model plane hung from fishing wire... unless you think it likely that it'd real and the photographer survived to post the pic
CrazyCanuck150
Looks fake, i don't know a plane that would cast that silhouette, definitely not a commercial jet, doesn't look like any fighter jets i know
MeatyLoaf
And who just takes a picture of a coke bottle?
NoStepOnSnekssss
Raeilgunne
it honestly looks like the space shuttle.
CrazyCanuck150
Shuttle didn't have twin tails
Jak0theShadows
Bush plane? http://www.sherpaaircraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherpa-slide-4.jpg
Jak0theShadows
nah, nm
CaptainArminius
Drone?
CrazyCanuck150
Maybe, i wouldn't think you'd crash one into a building though, those things are expensive
SimpleGoings
Space shuttle?
CrazyCanuck150
Shuttle doesn't have twin tails
HairyBallzonya
My guess is it's a toy he hung or something just for the picture
Fancypantsicecream
Could be leaving from an airport
StubbyJohnson
Nobody has a god damn 2 liter at an airport these days, TSA would shoot you before you stepped through the door.
Fancypantsicecream
You can buy them after security
GodApollo
Could be in a very particular tower...
BlackTwitterRep
Do liquid calories melt steel beams ?
Fancypantsicecream
We just don't know
themostawesomestnobody
Could be an inside job
SuperGeniusPS
Could be a tumor
flowseeker
StormyDaniels130000DollarVagene
Coke can't melt steel beams!
themostawesomestnobody
have you ever tried?
JahNoodles
Cola promoting an xmen movie
JovialJesus
It's a jumbo cola.
FlyingTigerRose
WTF is the story on this one??
GlitterSpurtingOutMyUrethra
Thunderbird 2?
eldarriath
Predator drone?
stiligFox
Pretty sure it's this ^
JPKilljoy
It's not fake, he's just in an air museum
TeenGirlSquad
Was going to say "I like this better than the really violent ones," till I saw the coke bottle
3rdweal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Atomics_MQ-9_Reaper
DankMemeStealer
Could be photoshop..
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Maybe it's Maybeline
imcurrentlyatabar
No that bottle was clearly born with it.
thisbaconisawesome
It's shopped, from when New York City made big sodas illegal.
tehzpoon
In case your comment was in fact serious, that is a 2-liter from Germany. But if not... that's good satire.
thisbaconisawesome
Mayor Bloomberg had a war on soda, and to mock him, people grabbed random photos of large sodas and made pics like this.
tehzpoon
I recall. I wasn't aware that they took random pictures of them. I now understand.
frjackhackett
maybe it's love
CaptainArminius
Probably a drone.
AxelFlax88
Probably would be knocked out or dead..
HooliEmployee
Did I just see someone die?
DlLshadow
What if it's Batman?
hellotheregovenah
I thought it was a hobbit looking over drapery
Enderman526
lmao this one had me laughing for a few minutes
MatthewYounan
Could be screwed.
BlueStringsAttached
Could it be that a drone with a camera is about to knock it over?
jjffryan
Could be your mom
parker52
And your dad.
ilovecatsandcatpicturessendcatpics
Could be a bird on a cable wire. That's what I initially saw. Maybe like a really FAT bird on a wire.
ICampOntheFirstDate
Hey. I wouldnt go so far as to call Goldie Hawn fat. The coke bottle doesnt look like her anyway.
gnarkillem
Could have asked for a liter cola
RokosBasilisk
So...that's a no on the large?
gnarkillem
Didn't ask for a large farva
RokosBasilisk
But it's only 25ยข and look how much more you get.
slappyhamsalads
Does this look like spit to you?