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Nov 14, 2016 5:40 PM
iamhigh420
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ItsMeYouFucks
It's curved and everything! :O
OneFuckedPony
Well...that won't be necessary.
jimothywilson
Hello... Nurse
ilikepotatoesalot
My boyfriend would love her. Sorry boyfriend, I try.
FaceBookAI
Too bad she looks like a gremlin
NowThatsWhatICallImages
Light switches can work wonders.
Chaddeypoo82
Well... *unzips*
ratfinkfuck
I am genuinely jealous
0tr0
OhMyGoshSomeoneActually
She's talented.
fireboltunicorn1212
Who just takes a bite out of a cucumber???
boevis
People who really like cucumber
itsjustdeviant
I do. 1 cucumber is nice movie snack! And i consider myself quite a normal person. I hope atleast
fireboltunicorn1212
I just never thought of eating one like I would a carrot. You learn something new everyday!
thebearfromtherevenant
Who throws a shoe. I mean honestly
ICouldButIProbablyWont
You've never lived...
silveriohb
I do... Our homegrown cucumbers have thin skin and are delicious on a hot summer day!
Kronocross11
I....is that a euphemism?
silveriohb
Nope! This summer I'll show you some.
ThatOneGuyFromTv
Well this is a perfectly normal boner...
OfficialTacoInspector
waiting on RepostStatistics...
ratfinkfuck
is that still around?
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
It's all fun and games until someone swallows a whole cucumber.
darkninja2992
would that even digest? or would you see this weird lump moving around in your stomach as it goes through your system?
GhostlyWhale
It would most likely be coughed back up very painfully and there would be a trip to the hospital involved. And blood.
GhostlyWhale
Wouldn't be down there long enough to digest. And if it doesn't come back up she'll most likely die
carltondance
2 fps
ipumpyourdad
ThePrettiestSalad
1sneakymidget
Ah it's uh, it's gone....
FatThor89
That dude has trump hands
amyleighr
SO glad I'm not the only one who noticed!
millimeme
Severely overqualified
azazyel
Big time.
MantisTobagganMD
Damn, i knew Michael Jackson was talented, but not THAT talented!
PorkyPigginit
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chickNlittle
I'm sad for your spouse rn
LookImNotYourFather
Don't worry it's shit being single, all it is is endless one night stands, sitting yourself eating full pizzas, watching t.v. naked, 1/?
LookImNotYourFather
Doing and saying whatever you want when you want, not arguing, being happy, watching porn with the volume on, not going shopping, only 2/3
LookImNotYourFather
Sitting with people with people you actually like but I'm sure being married has perks, right?
ilikepotatoesalot
Why did you marry the wrong person? I watch porn with mine, and pretty much all of those things. Get happy.
jimjam427
That awkward moment when Other than the fact that I sleep with the same woman, I do all that anyways. And I'm getting married in august.
ItHasComeToTheTriarii
DarthMaddness
sound like some has to talk to his wife
noitsDan
Can it be me? I'll totally talk to his wife.
ErinFromTheOffice
If his wife is able to talk, that's sort of the issue.
th9bar0n
This is more NSFW than Ndelrey's post
sizzled2acrisp
How do I achieve this???
PaulyParker
jdmg94
Source?
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DrewTheStampede
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