Aug 12, 2016 4:50 PM
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Fishamil
Donald Trump
bboychino508
What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a family.
HAupvote
How do you get 100 babies into a bath tub? ..... A blender. How do you get them out??.... Chips
Marinirani
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Fwords
Concentration camps are nothing to make fun of, I lost one of my relatives in one. He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower.
TheresAlwaysSomething
Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck sandwiches before I eat them.
Willis1magillis2
What do you call a group of people at night that are motionless and looks like deer in headlights? Poached
youhavetocallmeknighthawk
What's the difference between a bag of coke and a five year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of coke out a window.
SockMonkeyRiot
That's so brutal and I can't stop laughing
mistaopportunity
How do you make a baby spin in a circle? Nail it's foot to the floor and kick it.
kiIIgannon
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.
TheSpottedZebra
What's the different between a Porsche and a pile of babies. I've never came on a Porsche
How do you stop a person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
harlock92
What do you call a kid with a peg leg, one glass eye, and a funny face? Names
IButtIntoRandomComments
What's red and screaming? A baby in a blender
drousnavat
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
disodiumbenzoate
depends how hard you throw them
Depends on how hard you throw them.
ThreePiece29
OP's sex life.
TheNakedBanana
What sex life?
BillShatner2
The one with his grandma slamming it to him with a strap on
Napsaremymistress
Have you had the McJackson sandwich at Mcdonald's? It's a 35yr old piece of meat between two 12yr old buns.
RedPandaRodeo
What brings out your inner child? A coat hanger
Why are black people so good at dancing? Because if you dodged a clothes hanger for 9 months, you would be too
vesuviusfurnace
What's the worst part of being a black Jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
ZebraVectorBravo
What's Hellen Keller's favorite color?....Corduroy.
BelfryBats
thedebuerthings
Soooo imgur?
Xx11Rebecca11xX
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A drug dealer only sells their crack once.
andtwozigzags
what do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwistic
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already in America
TheHellbilly
What's white on the top but black on the bottom? Society.
Showusherfeet
Do you know what's gross? Dead babies in a barrel. Grosser: the one at the bottom is alive. Grossest: It's eaten it's way to the top.
prfesser
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
justarandomKGBagent
Three women in a bar. All bragging about their looseness, they decide to have a competition over who can fit the largest object 1/2
One fits a sausage, one fits a cucumber, then they both look at the other one. She then slides down the barstool 2/2
WaitWhoAreYou
What's 12 inches long with a purple head and makes a woman scream all night? ... Crib death
C0dewizard
jesus.. chill the fuck out there satan!!
holy fuck......
SexyChickenTendies
I've got a newborn and I laughed and then felt scared and sad. You made me feel feelings you ass!
dyingsincebirth
Fucking brutal...take the +1 and seek some therapy.
Fishamil
Donald Trump
bboychino508
What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a family.
HAupvote
How do you get 100 babies into a bath tub? ..... A blender. How do you get them out??.... Chips
Marinirani
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Fwords
Concentration camps are nothing to make fun of, I lost one of my relatives in one. He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower.
TheresAlwaysSomething
Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
TheresAlwaysSomething
I don't fuck sandwiches before I eat them.
Willis1magillis2
What do you call a group of people at night that are motionless and looks like deer in headlights? Poached
youhavetocallmeknighthawk
What's the difference between a bag of coke and a five year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of coke out a window.
SockMonkeyRiot
That's so brutal and I can't stop laughing
mistaopportunity
How do you make a baby spin in a circle? Nail it's foot to the floor and kick it.
kiIIgannon
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.
TheSpottedZebra
What's the different between a Porsche and a pile of babies. I've never came on a Porsche
bboychino508
How do you stop a person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
harlock92
What do you call a kid with a peg leg, one glass eye, and a funny face? Names
IButtIntoRandomComments
What's red and screaming? A baby in a blender
drousnavat
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
disodiumbenzoate
depends how hard you throw them
drousnavat
Depends on how hard you throw them.
ThreePiece29
OP's sex life.
TheNakedBanana
What sex life?
BillShatner2
The one with his grandma slamming it to him with a strap on
Napsaremymistress
Have you had the McJackson sandwich at Mcdonald's? It's a 35yr old piece of meat between two 12yr old buns.
RedPandaRodeo
What brings out your inner child? A coat hanger
kiIIgannon
Why are black people so good at dancing? Because if you dodged a clothes hanger for 9 months, you would be too
vesuviusfurnace
What's the worst part of being a black Jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
ZebraVectorBravo
What's Hellen Keller's favorite color?....Corduroy.
BelfryBats
thedebuerthings
Soooo imgur?
Xx11Rebecca11xX
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A drug dealer only sells their crack once.
andtwozigzags
what do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwistic
SockMonkeyRiot
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already in America
TheHellbilly
What's white on the top but black on the bottom? Society.
Showusherfeet
Do you know what's gross? Dead babies in a barrel. Grosser: the one at the bottom is alive. Grossest: It's eaten it's way to the top.
prfesser
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
justarandomKGBagent
Three women in a bar. All bragging about their looseness, they decide to have a competition over who can fit the largest object 1/2
justarandomKGBagent
One fits a sausage, one fits a cucumber, then they both look at the other one. She then slides down the barstool 2/2
WaitWhoAreYou
What's 12 inches long with a purple head and makes a woman scream all night? ... Crib death
C0dewizard
jesus.. chill the fuck out there satan!!
BillShatner2
holy fuck......
IButtIntoRandomComments
SexyChickenTendies
Napsaremymistress
I've got a newborn and I laughed and then felt scared and sad. You made me feel feelings you ass!
dyingsincebirth
Fucking brutal...take the +1 and seek some therapy.