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SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
I took this test long ago. I'm neutral good.
FelixG
It still amazes me that he didn't like the Fifth Element, such a great film...
Mayokopp
Could someone tell me all the movie names?
leonaquilla
uwah? Since when is Dracula chaotic Good?
exponentiallymusical
I'd say the last one is chaotic good since he is a ruthless detective after an assassin.
nebworb
Isn't Gordon a bit more Neutral Good since he works with the Batman and knows he has crooked cops on his force?
3dartwork
Do you really think fucking DRACULA was Chaotic Good? Seriously missed the boat there....
Strugg1eBuss
Using Gary Oldman is easy! I dare you to try it with Reginald VelJohnson.
Strugg1eBuss
Lawful good...done
mrbadxampl
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED that I didn't come up with this first
PuffinsTigersNBears
baregamer
Neutral... I don't think you realize what it means.
VegetaPrinceOfAllSaiyans
I fucking love Gary Oldman
Highlander8795
I love fucking Gary Oldman
RootEnoch
It's a good thing you didn't forget to type the R.
LittleTinyFluffyBunny
Laughed way too much at that one haha
SunAnvil
You forgot Punk Evil http://imgur.com/GRfWFCD
u00ac
More like chaotic neutral imo
DannyDoggo
One of the best actors of the last 50 years.
mattressguru
All the same old man ...
CitizenDickbag
Why the hell would Beethoven be True Neutral?
whowantstoknow
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead! I love that movie and have never seen it added to any Gary Oldman posts before. Good on ya op
Shemjaza
No way is Dracula Chaotic Good, I'd have thought Sirius Black was a much better choice.
Shemjaza
Also, is Rosencrantz really Lawful Neutral?
NeonRobo
I love this so much❣️❣️❣️
NorthSideSoldier
Im gona need a list to all these movies
Jds771
stupid and pointless of course, but dracula was evil according to D&D and anyone with common sense.
chucknasty
He must a thought it was whiteboy day
Kjasi
really disappointed that you didn't have him as Doctor Smith from Lost in Space... But still good.
UncomfortableAnswers
Sources: The Dark Knight, Harry Potter, Dracula, The Scarlet Letter, Immortal Beloved, True Romance, The Fifth Element, Hannibal, Leon
Zigor22
The fuck is neutral evil??
Asadachi
This man deserves and Oscar even more than Leo did.
siamouth
I once googled image Gary oldman.but i forgot à letter. Guess which one
TylerTheAnarchist
The Y?
Horus175
I'm sorry, how is Vlad Dracula "chaotic good"?
Drewscifer
Thank you!
Telkesh
And how is Zorg lawful?
MagikLight
Because evil men can make laws
PuffinsTigersNBears
He crossed oceans of time to find her. He wasnt a bad guy in this movie
wulfansur
He's lawful evil. He has to follow the rules or he'll get discovered but he's evil to the core.
CorvusBelli
He fed a baby to vampires.
PersonalityFire
Except for when he willingly turned into a hairy beast and raped Lucy. And imprisoned an innocent Solicitor. And impaled non-Christians.
Shemjaza
He also raped and damned her best friend... bad guy.
RikkUK
More neutral evil, he's a self obsessed dick who doesn't care about the rest of the world beyond his own needs.
elduquedelaspasas
I used that line a lot with my ex. "I've crossed oceans of time...and I had to park in that dodgy hood to find you". :/
mmmmmmShaiHulud
Im glad you're not my DM!!
ImalwayslatetotheStephenKingreferences
He ate babies. I mean, that sounds like an exaggeration but no, he ate babies.
PuffinsTigersNBears
okay but who among us hasn't ever eaten a baby ?
redjokerzero
He killed people that didn't deserve it, including a baby
vidmagnuson
https://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-sScrr6D/2/O/i-sScrr6D.jpg
Gonnaderpya
Ya but God shined Jesus beams on him at the end so obviously that baby deserved that shit
WhiskyPrince
The baby totally deserved it, smug little shit
theUnicornsfearglitter
Yeah... he's kinda a ruthless predator who eats you or makes the victim evil. There isn't a "vampires are good" twilight mix here. 1/2
theUnicornsfearglitter
But when he turned mina's tears to diamonds it did make me swoon.
ghostwarlock
Turns out evil people can be pretty good at manipulating others by showing them pretty things.
PuffinsTigersNBears
ehhh ... he had to eat
TrustMeImABassist
D&D vampires are always evil: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/vampire.htm
SgtCookie111
IIRC... that's actually the Greyhawk standard. And 3.5 games are assumed to be set in Greyhawk.
theactualdeadpool
Who said that baby didn't deserve it?
ShatterAtlas
Idc if this comment is 4 years old, this is amazing
KillingTheJoke1
I've seen some babies... sometimes they deserve it
redjokerzero
Holy shit dude, I'm an atheist, but y'all need some Jesus
AliBarber
Holy shit I'm a vegan and you sound like you want beef
theactualdeadpool
Nah, I'm good. Last time he worked on my lawn, he fucked it up pretty bad.
softballguy
Who does Gary Oldman play?
Jameski07
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anacctnamedphat
Everyone
softballguy
More emphatic!
LlamaFrequency
Not going to lie, kind of disappointed it was that version and not
katanajade
Not me. Creepy.
Vatatheo
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softballguy
That one's always scared me. Reminds me of the Corinthian: http://static3.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/148518/2951200-corry2.jpg
itspronouncedsatine
Reminds me of one missed call.
bowlhaircutclownshark
SANDMAN!
ArnoldBlinken
LlamaFrequency
Now that's a gif I'm going to use in the future
mellamollama
Llamas unite!
TheMovieHero
I heard it in my head as three harmonious yells.
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
*shudder*
wzzt
Zorg was not lawful.
mrbadxampl
lawful doesn't necessarily mean OUR laws, he was clearly an agent of the Dark Power
Valawyn
Agreed. Theft, murder and demolition on behalf of a timeless ultimate evil isn't fucking lawful.
ShunkBadman
If he was plotting behind said elder god's back he might be neutral evil, but following a dark god's bidding is very lawful evil.
PuffinsTigersNBears
He had rules he followed
Decapitatrix
He had nonstandard ethics and codes of behavior. He was lawful.
obviouslyrob
The character of Beethoven in Immortal Beloved was true neutral, but in real life Beethoven was lawful evil.
CitizenDickbag
Uh he was chaotic good for sure.
ShunkBadman
Explain.
UncomfortableAnswers
Deafness is the mark of the devil
obviouslyrob
This gets seriously glossed over in the movie, but the legal wrangling and manipulation he used against his brother to gain custody 1/
obviouslyrob
of his nephew was extreme. Then once he did have custody he was a tyrant, punishing him as severely as he himself was by his father. 2/
obviouslyrob
Poor kid was serious damaged goods as a result, and attempted suicide several times, before eventually drinking himself to death.