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Mar 9, 2018 12:19 PM
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trapazoid
Got him
OuroborosX
Seriously though, 700 new shows? That's ridiculous.
Dionysus187
If NetFlix could stop pushing foreign language shows and dogshit comedy specials that would greeeaaat.
KingScorpio1105
I don't see a winner here. All I read was "but you suck too." Big deal. PornHub is the real winner.
ImperialWatch
He's a talk show host. That doesn't necessarily lend itself to creativity like billions of dollars and nigh infinite attempts to create 1/2
ImperialWatch
something new. Conan can choose a new format but that would only go stale which is why ,as most talk show hosts do, he deals in the 2/3
ImperialWatch
comforts of familiarity. Whereas Netflix has the resources and the perfect setting to create new and quality content but fails miserably. /3
charliegrs
I wish Netflix had the 90s episodes of Conan they were the best
Parsec12
Damn I hate the Twitter layout. “Here’s the punchline! Now read the joke.”
iamthisguy247
But how many of those Netflix shows have a masturbating bear? Winner: Team Coco.
LeTourdeFrance
Or a hormone monster?
dogfrost9
Or preparation H Raymond?
Algardo
They have a Louis C.K. special?
adv0catus
You made me laugh. Good job.
iamthisguy247
Well he was a former writer at Conan.
torhs
"You're greenlit. This is Netflix speaking, how can we help you today sir"
waxy365
Quality punch? That blow has put Conan on the canvas!!!
bushpotato
Netflix has come out with some of the best original shows and even a few excellent films just in the last 6 years?
TheRealVandalSavage
Man that's not even including 'Late Night with Conan O'Brian'... another 2,758 episodes there
Necrothean
They realize 1138 episodes means a long life and huge popularity while 770 new originals but fewer new releases means shit, right?
BigBallsRandy
Netflix has so much shit content nowadays, it's incredible. Everyone get a Netflix special, series, movie. Ffs man. Quantity indeed.
Tabrias
I can't blame netflix entirely, big content producers *cough*disney*cough* are pulling all their stuff to put it up on proprietary platforms
Tabrias
instead. vertical integration is the name of the game. netflix is fully responsible for their originals being garbage though.
Atalung
Yeah but conan is still funny, half the new Netflix shows are garbage
JapAnus
GUYS THEY'RE TAKING ARCHER OFF OF NETFLIX
LaserSalad
Not really sure this is the epic clapback y'all seem to think. First of all, his point still stands. He didn't do 1138 shows THIS YEAR... >
LaserSalad
His show's been on since what... 2014? And it's the same show. NF is going to push 700 completely separate shows and movies? So far they...>
LaserSalad
about 5% of the OC they put out is decent. That's not exactly a bullet point against a dude who's written for the Simpsons and had a TV ...>
LaserSalad
*edit* his current show has been on since 2010... that's 143 shows a year vs. 700 lol
LaserSalad
about 5% of the OC they put out is decent. That's not exactly a bullet point against a dude who's written for the Simpsons and had a TV ...>
LaserSalad
career (a continually successful one, I should add) for 25+ years.
MightyIink
They say quantity but they keep removing all of my favorite shows, go to hell netflix.
LuckyMan9
Netflix's content is 90% garbage.
everettscott
Its their fault you're extremely picky?
LuckyMan9
The one who pays has the right to be picky. You won't hear me complaining about Crackle.
EconomyWarf
Compared to the 99% garbage that is broadcast TV I'd say they are doing ok.
LuckyMan9
That's why it's free.
tiredmombie
Tabrias
Conan does a nightly show about current events, Netflix originals have been declining in quality for a long time (besides a few standouts)
Imnotapotatoe
Did you see archer is being removed?
Srcsqwrn
And those standouts usually get cancelled for almost no reason.
JewAndMe4Ever
Rip Sense8
xrufus7x
Sense 8 was apparently crazy expensive and not getting enough views to justify it.
JewAndMe4Ever
It had 6 filming locations across the world so that made sense but (spoilers) all the characters came together at the end of the 2nd season
JewAndMe4Ever
So that should have cut costs drastically
TurgidMember
Don't pick a fight online with a guy who was a team of writers
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
CarpeD13
NO! Only I may dance.
shimmernshine
Why did they pick 1138?! Is that the actual number? That number turns up everywhere for me.
Princessbubblecum
Ur ded.
ThatRandomCanadian
Mine was always 173 for some reason.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
It's just cuz you notice it now. You see tons of numbers everyday but once you recognize one, you remember seeing it.
PewPew24
I see number 52 every since I was a kid
blogre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Conan_episodes_(2018) 1,141 March 14, 2018
Imalwaysready
What a missed opportunity if you didn't have George Lucas on for that episode.
cyno01
THX 1138. But i assume twas just coincidentally the episode number that (this?) night.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
I notice it quite a bit but that’s only ‘cause I grew up watching every Star Wars documentary which referenced George Lucas college film.
shimmernshine
I'm a big fan of that film.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
I had a plan to watch all non-Star Wars George Lucas films a few years ago but never made it past More American Graffiti.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
*passed
wlfman
I always tend to look at the clock at 11:38...I remember it from Star Wars / George Lucas (his first film had the number in it as I recall)
shimmernshine
"Where are you taking this... thing?" "Prisoner transfer from cellblock 1138" "I wasn't notified, I'll have to clear it..."
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
"THX-1138"
wlfman
(I knew...I'm just trying to seem like I don't know such obscure movie trivia off the top of my head) (but thanks)
PoppinLochNessHopster
Confirmation bias, a little bit of statistics, bam. You see a number all the time. Or magic is real and everything we know is a lie.
shimmernshine
Or shared confirmation bias; a film buff with an affinity for George Lucas is more likely to pull 1138 off the top of their head.
shimmernshine
So not only are people looking for it subconsciously, people are putting it out there subconsciously, which would reinforce the effect.
Wattlebattle
I just read this at 11:37... well now it’s 11:38
whatsanubian
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61FWrs0ADXL._SY355_.jpg
PoppinLochNessHopster
I posted it at 11:30, so of course dozens of people saw it at 11:38 you silly :P
Wattlebattle
Yeah well I saw the POST at 11:37 you illy Willy silly billy ;p
PoppinLochNessHopster
And many of you did ya dingus
mirrorz
Will Netflix have the ~7months of The Tonight Show With Conan O'brien?
BandwagonBuccaneer
Ironic that Netflix has no chill, bruh.
TrazynTheInfinitePlus1
A1ekazam
Don't you see? They give it to everyone who needs some. Not all heroes wear capes.
dakotan25
@BandwagonBuccaneer that...was clever. +1
Bobdobtherob
This is freaking gold my friend.
80percentlegs
God tier comment. Way to go Buccaroo, keep that shit up.
GeorgeCostanzasWallet
Best Internet Comment of 2018. +1
TurnDalForWhat
Their reply was pretty chill. Every good company now a days has witty twitter accounts
BrandizzleFoShizzle
1138? As in THX 1138?
winniegrey1005
And Australia gets 5 tv series, 3 documentaries, 2 new blockbuster movies and a Japanese show about a pair of talking pants....
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
Fck some pants!
pieter42
TALKING pants you say?? Well now, that does aound like some quality!
CliffWestern
Tell me more of these pants whom can talk
Nerdgoggles
Hey ... That talking plants onr wasn't half bad.
HairyPicklePuller
Pants or plants?
Nerdgoggles
oh shit! there is a PANTS one too?!?!?!
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
I loved Upper Middle Bogan!
TerranMikkus
dont worry, im working on it.
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
And yet Netflix still can't understand why their subscribers try to use proxies.
EdTruck
But you have glitch. That show is awesome
nrvagntsoleatr360
I've watched the first 2 ep so far. Kinda digging it.
karlmalowned
windscribe VPN - cheap way to watch US netflix (or any other country)
Nearlyburly
I just watched the Mighty Johnsons. I know, NZ, but it's somewhat local, right?
MechaNinja
You guys never managed to make Ladybeard bigger than Hulk Hogan so I'm not sure how you expect to get good entertainment.
missmolly123456789
Well your not missing much that tv host is a asshole .
PardusXY
*an asshole/arsehole
LariCheltsy
My what?
PenisShapedPoops
Your not.
Glitchyypants
talking pants!!?
CleverHeather
Dot. Need to know more.
CleverHeather
Please.. pleats. .. I hanging out on the line.. drying to know.
b0Bm3h
Right? I am 100% on board for this.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Canada gets one blockbuster from 2014, another series of Paw Patrol and 30 Bollywood shows.
Talligan
My two year old nephew goes wild
VinnieDeSchot
There needs to be a Bollywood filter.
xrufus7x
Bahhubali 1 and 2 are pretty great.
rikster01
Jai Mahishmati!
RoxanneLaWin
I see we’re on the Canada Package here in the UK, then.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Oxford comma is for chumps, fight me.
PudgyPinkiePie
You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and broken fingers.
TekDragon
You can fuck right off, you barbarian.
thegrimnar
What did @oxfordcommaisforchumps do to deserve a fight?
alicefreak47
I've noticed a very large increase in the amount of Bollywood shows in the U.S. Netflix too.
sunyudai
You get bollywood? I want bollywood!
xrufus7x
We get a lot in the states too
pinkeye82
Thank goodness I wont have to rewatch the octopus episode of PAW patrol for the 1000000000th time.
Nitz257
You forgot the Korean and Japanese drama shows!
gopms
Plus a bunch of Australian/New Zealand shows all of a sudden. Why? No idea!
jump4jesus
That's what you get for being Canadian
Diapukus
Can't forget letterkenny
evilTroyAndEvilAbedInTheMorning
It aint on Netflix, its on crave tv
canadarox28
Letterkenny is on Canadian Netflix?! All this time of being unscrupulous for that sweet linguistic perfection...
Korakildem
No it’s not. It’s on Crave.
overpolitemidwesterner
Conan should not stay a fight about quality content
ArugulaZ
He's kind of sucked since his brief tenure on The Tonight Show. I imagine Letterman fans felt the same way I did after he moved to CBS.
DinkyDamn
Used to watch Conan and Jay leno every now and then back in the days. Now he seems to have gone down hill and trying to score free points.
CliffWestern
He literally had an ongoing skit about a bear... that masturbated... profusely.
Favri
Do you mean start a fight?
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah. I loved Late Night. 12:30am Conan was great. 11:00pm Conan is boring as hell.
VitusApollo
I miss Craig Ferguson, he was a hell of a conversationalist and actually fun to watch of the Late Late Show.
mole31415
agreed. andy richter is hilarious tho
tiikuri
He's definitely 7.0 on the Richter scale.
overpolitemidwesterner
For sure! Would rather see him with a15 minute show off his own
blaynbarbosa
It’s not late-night format but he DID have his own sitcom called Andy Richter Controls the Universe and it was arguably the best sitcom ever
Exowe
Disney will launch their stream service so netflix needs to create content cause they're about to lose a Nicky Minaj butt load of films
lessthankris
Considering Disney has only been on Netflix for a year and a half I think they will be okay.
ArugulaZ
And television shows! Disney owns the entertainment half of Fox now, so Futurama's gonna go bye-bye too.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Yeah I’m not paying for Disney
omgwtfhuh
I'm not paying for *just Disney. I'll watch Disney on Netflix, I won't pay for streaming like cable with different streams for each company.
Bystandr
It would be a mistake for them to pull the content- they should double it up instead to access potentially more people. The reason streaming
Bystandr
is actually starting to work as a revenue maker for big producers and content holders IS the amount that can be accessed in one place.
Bystandr
I see a goose laying a golden egg that might not survive being broken into several small pieces. For proof; I submit the increase in piracy
Bystandr
reported for Game Of Thrones when HBO hid most of it behind pay-walls.
NexiKuro
Pretty much this, It's looking to get pretty shitty if all the content providers follow Disney in expanding/merging vertically.
RiddleportRain
Disney has like ten times the money netflix has so they will likely out bid netflix at every turn and take all the shows and movies away
xrufus7x
Thing is, most won't be able to match Disney's sheer volume, especially once the Fox deal finalizes.
NexiKuro
Yup, so they'll merge up untill the streaming landscape is just as awful as America's ISP landscape. (And net neutrality is gone so...)
fantastapotamus
I won't get Disney, and if they all take their toys and go home I'll look for the best option or two, but I'm not getting 10 subscriptions.
xrufus7x
After the fox buyout finalizes they will own 60% of Hulu. It is pretty likely they will just move their content there and maybe rebrand it.
NexiKuro
Same. I feel like piracy is going to make a comeback if it does go this route, not many will be okay with doing more than 1-3 subscriptions.
Tabrias
what makes you think piracy every went away?
krispypictures
barnwolf
OMG, when I grow I can talk to the kids about the good old days when there was only one streaming service which had 90% of the content.
DasGypsy
The only way I'd even consider paying for their service is if it comes in @ ~$10 and they have their entire library available to stream.
shinagami091
Somehow I can see they would only have certain titles available at a time keeping people coming back when they release more.
Exowe
They said they're planning to make it lower than Netflix, but my source can be wrong.
markitai
Theyre going to keep the r rated/what ever rating that tv equals to on hulu the platform is just going to be family movies/shows
DasGypsy
With a 2 year old and another on the way, I am mostly okay with that.
DefenderOfDog
Netflix already was they want to be mostly og content
LavaAxe
I for one will not pay Disney a single dime.
svoka
Disney adds some Star Wars & Marvel shit, all shitwatchers gonna throw cash on them.
SenpaiNarwhal
Yeah, didn't they just announce a live action series ? Probably going to be the flagship for their streaming service
Goatsarepeople
They have thier hands in so many pies you more than likely already pay them you just don't know it.
TheFastpaws
Same.
Traja01
The number of dimes I pay depends on the quality of service they offer.
HomelingRazor
I will.
Exowe
Only a single dime tho?
HomelingRazor
I know it's downvote bait to say "Imma support muh corporations" but in reality,I have 3 daughters & we all love Disney.So yeah.Many dimes.
Exowe
Yeah I'm with you on this one Disney content is amazing and I love it, I consume it mostly in theaters but that's the same.
lessthankris
Disney has only been on there for a year and a half. Not really a big deal.
saberd58
I have a toddler so I will be paying Disney. Might not pay for Netflix then.
JesseJames18241
They'll pull some shady shit, like you can no longer rent digitally and only stream from them. PRBLY.
humanburger
I work for ISP and Disney is super shady. They own ESPN, ESPN2, etc. If our demographic doesn't watch one, we can't pull it or they pull 1
humanburger
all of their channels and thats a shit ton of channels. And if we don't agree to new contract of new pricing, they do the same, its a shit2
humanburger
show. This is why people are cutting cords and saving money. Eventually it will all be streaming.
Tabrias
they can't beat free.
AkLonewolf
Software Buccaneering at its finest.
JesseJames18241
DarkUranium