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UltimaN3rd
Appendicitis doesn't exist in populations who eat little processed and animal foods. Appendicitis is preventable by eating plants.
zulfahmiabidin
My appendix is on my left side. Weird huh~
doctruli
Poor appendix will never colonize space.
lewstherindidnothingwrong
Managed to have it removed before it tried to kill me along with the 6 inches of intestine around it so I guess I don't have to worry there!
batmobile2
Kicked mine out last month.... feel so much better
kaleber
Awkward Yeti!!
burningcouchwv
Mine is gone, Dr took it out when in there for other things. I don't miss it
RIPDayRoot
The gallbladder isnt very nice either
actorsnonactors
*appendick.
lifeisadadjoke
Yeah...mine exploded when I was 12.
thebratinthehat
Omg, true dat!
rollingwiththetide15
I had the most stubborn appendix. I had it removed. 2 years later DR discovered a stump was remaining&I had appendicitis for the 2nd time.
SimpsonsReference
Aww, but the stump is the best part!
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
26 and still have a healthy appendix. For now
PhloppyPhish1998
A freshman at my highschool had his appendix explode and supposedly it gave him mild ptsd.
Whothefookisthisguy
Had mine taken out in Kenya. Good times.
vapingvegancrossfitter
Never mind it was just a fart
Extar97
GetToTheGate
Since someone used MS paint to wipe the source in the 2nd panel... Source: http://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/appendix/
GuardianANGEL426
Dryview89
mine tried to kill me in the middle of the pacific with only an intern aboard, fortunately he passed the test.
KhajiitIsPleased
Mine wanted to kill me. And kill me hard. Mt doctor said it was the worst case he'd ever seen. He was a doctor for 20 odd some years
jkancil
ActuallyBaffled
Had I been born an age ago, the cunt would've liked me so yeah, fuck you.
Kaeleido
Well that was a ride....
NeverShaveYourDuck
Most people find it useless. MAY help a select few. Might kill you.
NeverShaveYourDuck
It will probably run for president of the United States. STILL better than the current one.
Sm9yCg
It used to be important, but then we started cooking the things we ate.
colin1977
They're not that important because they are only written about in medical journals after the final chapter.
kidobasara
Bravo
Booper911l
Well done
Blze001
God dammit. +1.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
I had to tear one out with my bare hands once. True story. I was getting on the train to the Capitol, and there was a lady sitting beside /1
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me, so I had to put my bag in my lap, and I felt this horrible pain, and I looked down and realized that there was this misshapen bulge /2
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in my laptop bag, and I pulled out my medical text and realized, "Shit, this thing is MOSTLY appendices!" so I just pruned it to fit my bag.
Pikachu88888
A stretch, but take your upvotes.
alsoAzrael
The way you split your comments...
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
IUpvoteScience
You can take your appendix...
jimdev1922
it tried to kill me so...
PamfromTheOffice
Oh Stanley, you're always such a laugh
pizzathehut893
miah1391
What always gets me is Meredith
queenoflurking
Same!
OfficialJoeBiden
loloman23
Can't remember that girls name but her laugh makes this God for me
illknowsoonenough
Meredith
whitefolk
TheFatDaddy
He he
Tassyr
Miiiiine tried to kill me.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
Same, mine gave me peritonitis with resulting sepsis, intravenous (and quickly) administered antibiotics saved the day!
sillysalmon
Thought mine tried. Actually a ruptured kidney. Fun times. And by fun times, I mean I'm still peeing blood.
jwan
Same
Junktrunkjunkie
My tonsils tried to kill me twice... I still have them.
huanthewolfhound
My dad's appendix burst open due to cancer. No warning before they opened him up for what they thought was appendicitis.
FreaksOnWheels
Mine did kill me
AdmiralCPD
Me too! Had mine taken out in 1987!
BlackBiblio
Same. Ruptured a week before school started junior year of HS.
ilikeyourpics
Same, it happen when I was 8. Really fucking sucked
samboww
Mine was Independence Day 2013. Was my favorite holiday. Still is, but it was also.
sydneyrenee
Mine was New Years Day 2016
KingZullu
:p
penguinsmakemehappy
Same! I've been without it longer than I had it.
PartTimeBookNerd
Same. Apparently you can check if it's going bad based on blood cell count. But mine was perfectly fine. Had everyone scratching their (1/?)
PartTimeBookNerd
Heads. It had wrapped around my intestines and so I was unable to keep anything down for 2 days before I went to the hospital. They (2/?)
PartTimeBookNerd
Did everything under the sun and was basically like "we uh... think it's the appendix." Agreed to surgery and it ruptured as soon as I (3/4)
PartTimeBookNerd
Went under. Was told proudly by my smug ass surgeon I was a very rare case. I just wanted to punch him in the face. (4/4)
ArgyleNate
Same, about 13 years ago. Then, this past March, my Gallbladder turned on me. Im tellin ya, my body will do me in before Koreas Missiles
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
You'd have to be in Korea for their missiles to get you anyway
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
Better than dying in nuclear fire
RabbiRothschildren
FIRE AND FURY
CreamAndShit
Says you.
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
My Gallbladder came out the same day as my appendix. Good times.
KillerTofu615
14 years ago. Spent a day of highschool in complete agony. Didn't go the next day, dad was pissed. Next day popping ibuprofen all day 1/2
KillerTofu615
Mom comes home at 3pm mad that I want to go to the hospital. Takes me to immediate care, they said "take him to the hospital he might die2/3
KillerTofu615
if he's not treated soon" As soon as we got to the ER my temp spiked to 105. By the time I got to surgery it'd ruptured. From then on 3/4
KillerTofu615
my parents took me very seriously when I said I was in pain. 4/4
BananaMinionBob
I feel you I went to work did a whole 8hr shift sick 3days b4, got home couldn't take it anymore, i only went becuz my boss made me she
KissMyGeek
Haha me too, ruptured my bowel when it exploded. Little bastard!
Tassyr
Not THAT bad. It just went 'bang' and they had to open me up twice to finish it off. SURGERY 2: RETURN OF THE INFECTION!
KissMyGeek
2 surgeries, that would suck! How long were you in the hospital for?
Tassyr
Three weeks about, I was real young. And miserable. XD
KissMyGeek
That sucks! I was only in a week but it was just last year. Got to share a room with a smelly guy who's leg was disgustingly infected.