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PlatypusPlatypus
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Time is the predator of all.
Beleg7
They’re too thoroughly domesticated, it doesn’t stand a chance in the wild.
oldfashionedlungbutter
Anyone getting a Brave Little Toaster vibe? Is it a crabby Roomba?
trojanknight421
Just look for the streak of dog shit. Those things are a magnet for animal feces.
WulfgangKeiser
think about this, it vould have been a doomba making a doom level of your home
baronvonbologna
Let’s hope it doesn’t make its way to the Everglades. Those poor pythons will be decimated
bobkater
Of course it has predators, the worst kind, called human grabbers
ZomPoanie
I want to watch that movie "the brave little roomba"
CapnFirePants
Except stairs!!!
AdmJota
Downvoting for the terrible mobile phone screenshot.
Nowronganswer
This is how the Great Earth Cleanup begins
thylm
Apollo1888
That sucks.
MaggieB12
If it loves you it will come back.
ObliqueRay
As much as I wanted a Roomba the bang for your buck is amazingly low.
RedInCircles
It's going back to it's natural environment, the forest floor.
NunuvYabizness
[theme from "The Terminator" plays]
OldTellico
It is the predator.
CNBFTBGB
Apex Predators
VampireBill
I have a commercial one and it gets stuck on a shoelace so I’m not that worried.
DisorderlyChaos
Plastic bags kills mine every time
providedlava
Mine will just drag the shoe with it
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
So. Let's pretend I hear that "commercial" term a lot and I have no clue what it means. Because I have no clue what it means
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Meant for restaurants, gyms. Not home use but more public where it'll get a lot of use
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Okay. I work in a hotel. So that makes sense. Over time I thought it meant it was civilian stuff, so it's easily broken. Lol thank you!!!
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Newp, commercial grade stuff is generally built stronger because it'll get more use.
toooldtoknownewness
Ringshadow
Climb on counter with heavy object in hand. Bang counter next to you. When it tries to attack step off and land on the fucker and bash it.
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
Cropped so bad you could starve a small country @op
PotatoFaminePart2
I'm fairly certain big cats would be its predator, maybe try introducing tigers to control the wild roomba population
soramorn
CKilps
dingdongbannu
Learn to crop
boo1219
The roomba will crop it. Don’t you worry.
Acesandeightsaremyspiritanimal
Hopefully it finds its way to California to protect them from wildfires.
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
It's a vacuum, not a rake
PraiseTheMachineGod
Remember the guide on how to catch a runaway cat? Don't chase it. Simply follow it until it gets tired and stops to have a rest.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Pursuit predation. It's one of the reasons humans are top of the food chain. Get back in touch with your stone age ancestors.
CigaretteMan
Don't worry, it won't last long. Nature abhors a vacuum
CharliePapaBravo
Get out.
godisdeadandnoonecares
Mother of God
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
highoverlordxenu
onedamnthing
*Slow clap*
bigbrother
ahh, there it is. Same comment as last time.
Hookersandblackjack
This may be the best comment I've ever seen on IMGUR
QueenAmy
I love you, CigaretteMan
PersonaAuGratin
Proudfoots
Well done, sir. Well done.
ElMeanYo
ayeseaturtles
DingusMajoris
Mibuzo
This is seriously brilliant
Fleaofpain
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Approximately this was top comment of the day a few days ago.
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boo1219
My bad! Missed your post.
CigaretteMan
Yep but it's so perfect I couldn't help myself
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
True, but I liked the original phrasing better :)
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
I would have done the same. On reposted comments like this one I neither upvote nor downvote.
PaperStSoapCompany
Once they start multiplying whole deserts and shorelines will be sucked away. The waters will rise and engulf the land and Kevin Costner 1/2
boo1219
I’m crying lmfao
PaperStSoapCompany
Will be forced to pee into a contraption and drink it.
KharnApproves
I don’t care what anyone says, I love that movie
Proudfoots
Bear Grylls will rejoice that his utopia has finally come to pass. No longer will he have to drink urine under the guise of entertainment.
Beardedagentman
"Forced"
d1g1t4l3ntr0py
“conTraption”
Proudfoots
"Pee"
somecallmetimmmmkay
“Kevin”?
Proudfoots
Bro, we don't pee on the kevins