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Aug 5, 2017 3:03 AM
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SendMeOxygen
Thanks, op. You just gave me a manufacturing method for my new business.
xxDmDxx
The reason why the mom felt uncomfortable is because OP is a dude! Ha!!!
REAGANSMASH84
Are you a dude?
Goarath
Shitty water bottle + dish washer = free dildo!
LostInDaSauce
Well obviously that cup wasn't dishwasher safe.
SsSsSs111112232
why would she be uncomfortable of her daughter masturbating? that is disgusting, fuck ignorance
one1deuce
@SmutMonger it's a 2-in-1
hanshotthird
In my house, "dishwasher" is Mom's sarcastic nickname as a joke (like loading the dishwasher is getting Mom drunk). Now reread pic #1.......
SketchNI
Isnt loading the dishwasher your dads job? ;)
hanshotthird
And the reference comes full circle! + 1
babyhith
Tell her it's Dad's
Geckogeek
Hah, no Mom this is a bottle that shrank in the dishwasher. See the lid right here? Haha, I would never wash my dildos where you'd find them
veeveesparks
"a cup"
thefett
So it's serves 2 purposes...tell her she can use it too.
1414145691
If it wasn't for that before, it's for that now
CouldBeADickPic9000
Are you brave enough?
SolarPolarBear
Congrats on the new dildo
tedcap
FINNSTAR7
Mandalor
Good decision
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
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moff
i wish...
Hepwolfx
I believe that's a "crash the raptor" on the left and a "Nova the breeder" on the right
MoneyIsTheOnlyGod
Uuuuhm... a what?
MeMyselfandyourCat
'The Machine Gun'....
pixarpizza
This happened the first time I got drunk.
Mandalor
And then?
TheHawkRules
Snoopi252
Bad-dragon.com
gaiidraws
UnassumingAscotCap
They're good dongs, bront.
alpacasaurusrex
Ngl, some twisted part of me wants to get one. For real.
asdfghjklinkin
There's one that is loosely based off of a flower, and it's oddly cute. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought of it.
alpacasaurusrex
Isn't that one of the "stick your dick in it" ones? Cause I got a vagina and those would be murder on my cooch.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
What the heck is this from and why does it involve bad-dragon.com?
MrA007
More importantly who is responsible and why isn't the bugs artist/daffy victim "who is responsible" a basic gif
DespiseEveryone
Eheh but now you know what is first thing on her mind when she sees an elongated piece of plastic.
OrkieBleu
Stay hydrated Paige.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
There's a product idea in this post. Hollow glass dildo with threaded lid, can be filled with warm water to simulate body temperature
whosagoodboy92
you should patent that shit
RoyDMercer
"cup"
ParanoidWithGoodCause
now we just need the two girls...
DancingIMoo
2 girls 1 cup
Elven91
"Chill moom! My dildo would never fit in the dishwasher"
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
TRiCKYTOAST3R
Put....put your dick in it.
whosagoodboy92
already don
MisterWho
Your mom sounds like a lightweight. That thing looks plenty comfortable.
Whoevenneedaname
You should have just acted really confused and said its a cup mom. What do you think it is and why is it making you feel uncomfortable?
crawler8ed
but now...
watdefuqBoi
Anythings a dildo if you wash it long enough
loony23
Came here looking for this comment. Good job
richunclskeleton
The Dog Dick Dildo, its all the rage
DrIvoRobotnik
/r/yiff
Raikkappa23
0w0
EmotionallyTransparent
It's a "Red Rocket" cup.
woogigooie
May I be the one to refer to "Bad Dragon"?
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usersubbordercontrol
RISKY CLICK OF THE DAY.
InhumanBanana
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Why the fuck doesn't that say "that's my fetish"?!
desgax
I mean Bad Dragon is having a 20% any inventory sale this weekend sooo
silentwolf1999
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL 20% OFF!
yeahitis
I knew Triple D stood for something else...
nyquihol
Put it to use. You know you want to.
WallaWallaWashington
You're already busted for supposedly using it; double jeopardy.
a07joshuajj
is bpa free tho?
ExplainThisJoke
It doesn't look like it holds liquid very well anymore
ohiohobbyzooadventures
Damn it I want to upvote this but I don't want to break 666
everythingisadildoifyourbraveenough
EVERYTHING!
mrwasd
Waste not want not
TheUsernameFormerlyKnownAs
The mum already did - it was making her uncomfortable all day...
babamulon
listofburncenters.html
ruralLingrist
rdmguy
Shouldn't have gone big end first
BeeStingsAndHoney
SuperGeniusPS
Famoustittiesfor400
BakedOn
TheDreadLordSithis
Bravo!
TheDreadLordSithis
wellthatsjustyouropinion
YourEx
fucking wow
imnotyourdudebro
manolyk23
tobucks
DragonDildoChandelier
I'll buy it off you, @OP
HoldThatTHOT
Name checks out