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MV Edit: send more fun and/or funny things so I can roll my other ankle and balance things out lmoa
Aug 26, 2022 1:32 PM
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MV Edit: send more fun and/or funny things so I can roll my other ankle and balance things out lmoa
metalrulercid
Imgur related injury. They happen.
ajthebear20
I did this once…..while at work.
TheCrusher78
Pealing my ass off the seat hurts too
auslukewirdvader2
PenDec91
Such grace and poise
Nintendam
Ya it's a real thing, happening more and more lol. Get up with numb legs and almost fall over. Quite worried itight be the death of me at so
kingofcarrotflowers
Maybe we need “Get off the toilet” reminders instead of the “check your wifi” ones.
Kyrorayne
Please say that it was at work. Get that workman's comp
ThisIsntMyActualName
Shit break, man!
oldbaldjewishman
Ahahaha.
TA2019
Not anymore, you're not. Welcome to life.
Astral134
Is your face okay, though?
orbitn
I too, rolled a joint yesterday, and not in the fun way
Dalael
In 2019 i popped a disk doing the same thing. Getting old sucks.
cptcr
never try to walk with an asleep foot. easy way to break an ankle
terminaljunkie
Now that’s a confession!
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
OP: "you know who's gonna love this story!? Imgur. Imgur will love this story. I'm gonna get back on and tell em...."
Axiomatic13
@OP The hero that Imgur needs. Keep fighting sir! (Salutes!)
cattywumpus
I've done this. It wasn't my proudest moment. That was when I stepped on a baby toy and broke my knee.
superclue
Another victim of potty polio...thoughts and prayers
Nader393
You must love politics. Because that's all you'll get around here anymore.
subes
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it dot png
ShellPhish
Stay calm ma'am. Your face needs medical attention
ShellPhish
thegregorious
Ouchies
weleasebwyan
I’ve never done that before…as my wife starts yelling thru the bathroom door on why I’m taking so long.
thegregorious
Can’t start any younger!
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
How did you get in your ankle?
5Toner
Did you drop your poop knife?
thegregorious
I’d rather die
ArtSparkle
potty polio
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
If i read between the lines i know you're at least 30. I once got a neck spasm because i yawned too big. Couldn't turn my head for 3 days
thegregorious
27 years YOUNG thank you very much
Conz
I messed up my ankle 5 weeks ago after stepping on a power plug in the middle of the night, its still hurting... so good luck D:
SithElephant
Hop you get better.
MNhockey
I can’t tell if you’re bragging or complaining
thricebakedxyz
Noob mistake.
refsawanka
How do you know when you're done if your legs don't go numb?
thegregorious
Yes
LetumComplexo
Bragplaining.
thegregorious
Complagging
LinemanMatt
That's not the preferred joint rolling session.
WorkSnakes
Haha! Oh you
thevortexmaster
I dropped my phone in my poo once
thegregorious
thevortexmaster
Fishing it out was the fun part
orbitn
shitty.
dangermess
I dropped someone else's pager in the toilet once after I'd peed. I grabbed it quickly, cleaned it & blamed the new screen fog on humidity.
dangermess
I'm very well hydrated, so it was barely anything, and I cleaned it thoroughly. We were deployed, so not easy to replace the pager.
thevortexmaster
You could have handed me a pee pager dripping and tell me after and I'd just laugh
dangermess
Most other people are squeamish about stuff like that. I grew up working on a dairy farm so I'm not
thevortexmaster
Haha I'm just a desensitized dirty forest boy