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Jun 5, 2018 3:27 AM
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Studoku
Hold my beer, I'm making a millipede.
bflobob2004
Very funny indeed!
DoubleSecretAgent
15 would be hilarious with an odd amount of legs
Skibearbumm
Then God's like "uhh hey I got these left over foul and mamel parts what should I do" . Thus the Platapus. A bug of fuck man idk.
sm8000
Centipedes? In MY Messiah?
beastmodejada
Bot post?
ShallowHalWantsAGal
So was bug was alive as they kept adding the legs?!
ozboz
Next weekend after the milipede.
Wekey
It actually stops around 25-30
valen00
wtf happened with millipedes then?
Jaaybiird
I wasn't expecting that lmao
YouExpectedAUsernameButItWasMeDio
My friend doesn't get it.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Implying that centipedes have such a ridiculous number of legs that only a drunk God could've made them that way.
YouExpectedAUsernameButItWasMeDio
Ohhh, okay thank you. I completely glanced over the text that said centipede.
iveherditbothways
I thought you meant Angel from the X-Men. I was so fucking confused.
SiobhanLucyfer
IAlwaysMakATypo
OP i a bot
dunkernater2
Angel:Oh my you
BennyJ03
tacticalflipflop
Underrated comment
Invyggle
Here centipedes are called a Tusenfoting (Thousandlegger).
Gav294
Millipede
Sparrowcide
I mean look, they got literal stink glands. Not anything useful mind you. Stink glands. Unless you're a giant millipede then you get cyanide
BravadoAvacado
Billipede
goblinart
Billie Pede.
atrayyou
IS NOT MY LOVER...
MamaSandra
I peed
elind21
Gigapede, terapede, petapede, exapede
RockESV
Yottapede
HeDaGeiBoi
Infinipede. Also if someone could draw an infinipede, that'd be great. P.s it better not be a fucking '8' with legs
therks
https://imgur.com/TY143Da It also has antennae :D
HeDaGeiBoi
You're the worst. Thanks for ruining my days.. at least give the bastard some googly eyes so it can watch you fuck me
Screwdizzle
God: Just kind of *shimmies*
dadanedude
Dude
selfawareroomba
MakingplansforNigel
So this just makes me sad for centipedes.
Ackelope
too bad most centipedes don't even approach 100 legs...
SNAPFAP
Haha I haven't laughed like that in a long time
Pegussu
Goddammit, now I feel bad for a one-sentence 'd centipede from a twitter joke.
ndmaster
Was pizza even invented yet?
thefloralgalaxy
obviously
ResearchByJoe
"In the beginning, God created pizza"
atrayyou
If you were God, would you not invent that first?
TwoToneeRebel
Fucking true
TopCommenter
2 grant the divine inspiration that would lead to pizza's discovery.
TopCommenter
1 There's always been pizza. It was only after Mary convinced God that there was too much sadness in that time period that he agreed to
AliBarber
Well he's meant to be omnipotent and omnipresent so I'm sure pizza has always existed
ndmaster
Not omniscient?
AliBarber
Fuck I ALWAYS miss that one
cuntybumsox
Not omnivorous?
Wakborder517
What kind of pizza?
attofreak
THE AMBROSIA OF GODS!!
FappingRaptor
A sliced pineapple with like 3 pepperoni slices ontop
EranL
pineapple
ResearchByJoe
With or without legs?
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Smart angel
edwardfog
It's an angel not a demon
RustyMcKraken
I was thinking they had both an Angelic Super Supreme and the Heavenly Southern BBQ Chicken.
runscar
There seems to be a blurred line
2zigzags
Does it have olives and tuna too ?
Wakborder517
Fuck olives.
zethlington
Why would they sometimes give uneven amount of legs, they’re evil!
temujin9
Ozarck
I was looking for this.
Mrbrown512
They changed the gender every time
ThunderChief00
God is neither good or evil.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Well technically the average person has less than 2 legs
NotAfraidToOffendYou
No the average person has 2 legs. On an average people have less than 2 legs.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
The median average yes, but the mean average is less than 2
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
What's more annoying that having 100 of something? Losing a few from a matching set of 100.
Keairan
Or something from the Archean.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
SATAN was an angel...
ArthurPhillipDent
Fun fact. Centipedes always have an Odd number of pairs of legs. So they never have 100. But they might have 98 or 102
Grevling89
Idunno, I'm pretty happy with the three they gave me
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This took waaaaaaaay to long to understand.
TheTrueHat
Oooooh shit. That was good.