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graynull
Thirty Helens agree.
batpigandme
...and thus a new thing called "Christianity" was born
YouFellForMyTrapCard
Pine, Pratt, Evans, Hemsworth, I'd fuck them all. They're all gorgeous.
KillingTheJoke1
It needs to be consensual, bro
TravNel
Does Christian Bale count as a Chris?
starwarsisarepost
When is the Chris Pratt bubble going to burst?
cokebender
FINALLY.
Oteneo
soon i hope, he's so overrated
sigillite
that's a bold move in these parts!
spineraker
When they make a Guardians + Avengers movie...we're going to have all 3 Chrises on screen at once. I'm not sure the internet will handle it.
rhodevus
sauce?
FlipKid
I GOTCHU HOMIE: https://youtu.be/tqhhp8kxQn8
rhodevus
Thanks dude!
KhajiitHasDoneNothing
http://imgur.com/GLtIury
LokiOnTheCouch
I really thought that was Edward Snowden from the thumbnail
Mylovelyladylumps
Thanks for the chuckle
howjom
Looks like they're in a bit of a Chrisis
Quackadillyack
I actually hate you a little bit because of that pun +1
srsfaceI8C
Meanwhile Chris Pine is wondering how he can work his way into the Marvel universe.
GuardLLama
Well, Chris Hemsworth played his dad in the first movie. So, maybe there's a connection there? http://imgur.com/XPCpKxA
Histrionical
He's kinda on that level of fandom following from playing Kirk, really. Especially well too. Somethings are wrong those movies. Not the cast
srsfaceI8C
Agreed. Cast has been wonderful for both Abrams films.
Iamsonewatthis
I thought they were making him the new Green Lantern?
srsfaceI8C
There were mockups of him done that way by some internet artist, but that's not an official thing. That's also DC as opposed to Marvel.
Iamsonewatthis
Oh right. I can't keep the brands straight. He woulda been a better Hawkeye.
srsfaceI8C
There's some truth to this, but I like Renner's Hawkeye. I'd rather see Pine in a bigger role, or possibly as a villain.
hititonthebutton
Sexiest=hemsworth. Most handsome=Evans overall=pratt
SpiceBoy
Damn right
kindsoberandfullydressed
Hehehe. "Overall Pratt."
lupusx
Thor's long hair ruined it for me. Evans it is. Come here boy.
dontripyourdickoffaboutit
I was about to make this comment but what can I say? You hititonthebutton
BecauseIamBatman
Pratt is the funniest, hemsworth wins everything else.
LittleE92
I agree 100%
Ringshadow
Evans is a clean sweep for me. Pratt doesn't start my engine at all.
verlonica
Me too. I like that he is on like 5 super heroe/ comic book movies. Make crush on him.
SpokaneMuffinMaster
For me, Evans reigns supreme
alticaarden
Dat butt tho...
luckycharms4life
Hemsworth wins all categories for me.
LARAbro
Yep absolutely
Rosisen
Same for me
aprilludgateduire
HE IS RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Didn't a magazine vote him sexiest man alive or something?
Detox208
What about Pine?
HerInfernalMajesty
They always forget about him! It's so sad really
brusselsprouts
Swoon.
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karafrackingthrace
your comment made me really sad
SluttyToast
I don't really want him to jump out an airlock, I just didn't like the newer ones. :/ Sorry to make you sad.
karafrackingthrace
i liked them--sorry they made you sad.
pizzaboytellem
Who's that fuckstick interviewer?
5volt
interviewer, u a fukboi
eisbaerBorealis
Edward Snowden
MutantTurd
I think he's some douche nozzle from MTV. Personally, I miss the hotness of a young Tabitha Soren.
MutantTurd
That and watching the will to live slowly being extinguished in Kurt Loder's eyes.
FreshWater13
chris/10
HughLaurie
Personal favorite Chris:
toowrong
They can't even look at the camera when they say it. They're embarrassed at being second rate "Chris's"
LtcmndrBETA
http://imgur.com/4PEly3F
CuriousSkor
I was just watching this over and over again...kinda looks like he is douchebag dancing LOL
aster6
What?
OnlyWelmed
i think it's referencing the arm movement, but hey, it's DATA. :D
suomynonA
Avoiding eye contact or touching the back of your head are signs of lying.
kenseichris
As a Chris I can confirm...
Matattackasaur
i love it when Helmsworth goes all "Fruity" in interviews. In conclusion: CHRIS HELMSWORTH IF YOU COME OUT IT WILL BE THE MOST ULTIMATE
KeepCalmAndSnorlax
But he's married and has kids lol
Matattackasaur
yeah i know.i know. twas just a summer dream.
iext23
*Chris Hemsworth
Matattackasaur
Im talking about Chris Helmsworth at my gym :P
iext23
I thought you meant the actor.
Matattackasaur
i did i was being a twat
ChristopherBroccolo
Okay, this is bothering me too much. Chris, chris', chris's. That is all. No "chrises"
leftyshuckles
The word "Chrises" is bugging me.
yacomeinhehah
They both look away while they're saying it. That means something.
ruferto
chris probably hold eye contact with chris and established dominance. now its embedded into chris' soul
Goila
It means that they know how to act. Source: I studied the theataahhh
letmenumberthatforyou
Do I say "CAH-mer-AH" weird?
somethingprofound
I feel like they're embarrassed that the interviewer would ask such an awkward/ stupid question and expect them to agree.
Draygen
They got famous and used their fame to help people. Pratt got famous specifically BECAUSE he wanted to help people.
thisisprocrastination
What? I, for one, only know who Pratt is because of that tv-show, just like Ron Swanson's actor & that Aubrey something.
Draygen
He was semi-famous at that point, but not "visit kids in a hospital" famous. So he busted his ass for the Starlord role.
Ghamp
Me personally, I think Chris is the best Chris out of Chrises.
BammiebamMars
Just to be clear, we aren't talking about Christopher right??
JPRiddles
Really? Better than Chris?!
DARfuckinROCKS
Fuck: Chris. Marry: Chris. Kill: Chris.
SoulHeart
Wow! My thoughts exactly
cupcaker
I disagree Chris is way better than Chris.
Guitarino
I think Chris and Chris are pretty much equal, but Chris always surprises me with his movies, making him near almost as good as Chris and C.
silverPrairie
Them's fightin' words, son. We all know Chris is better. You'd better admit it. -.-
Guitarino
I think Chris and Chris are pretty much equal, but Chris always surprises me with his movies, making him near almost as good as Chris and C.
MulattoGelato
I think the best one is this guy, he lives a while away, and he's young, honestly The far chris is six, still... He's mature
toowrong
Next they admit that Jurassic World is way better that Age of Ultron & neither of them can dance like Star Lord. The shame!!
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
Chrisp Ratt
MetalSkeletal
Chrisp Mouse/Rat
IShouldProbablyReadMore
http://cf067b.medialib.glogster.com/media/17/17f24350f6b62a842781e184ada36673ea04677cbcf0ae6a0ab1eacdd2fb3d86/shun-the-non-believer-jpg.jpg
DrunkenMurphy
My name is Chris, and even with my superiority complex I have to admit that Pratt is the ruler of all us Chris'
blainetog
Someone photoshop these Chrises into that picture of Chris Pratt holding off his velociraptors. I have no idea whom the 4th Chris should be.
CTMGame
Jesus Chris?
yhharrow
Chris Pine?
watwutwhut
Chris Pine.
MetalSkeletal
Who's the alpha Chris? CP: You're looking at him kid.
CamoSpiderMan
Nicely done.
dovebair
Bonus points for sneaking "CP" and "kid" in the same comment.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
All Chrises have a psychic link, and can intuitively sense the Chris Hierarchy, and their respective order in it.
BourbonBuck
Sense Chris - coming to Netflix 2016
m0nk3y80y
This is true. Although we drop the hierarchy once the Gathering begins.
nipplepanties
As a chris, we all just agreed.
dogenuggets
The same thing happens with beards.
squidbro76
I too confirm this. -Chris
LeafStorm11
#3,052,117 here
LeafStorm11
Nevermind just witnessed a legend on twitch, got me up to #106,768
registeredtoproveimawesome
As a Kris, I only get reception on sunny days.
HowDoIChooseMyUsername
So do you get classified among Chris's or is there a specific Kris hierarchy ?
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
We are considered a subclassification of Chris, but possess a hierarchy of our own.
registeredtoproveimawesome
Yes.
Chriso325
As a Chris - Can confirm.
CTMGame
Yeah, I mean Chris Pratt really only just got by the, you know, other Chris.
sigh5
Fellow Chris here he is correct
ifuckinglovedinosaurs
Isnt it great how we're all having this meeting telepathically, but posting it so the others can read? Chrises, we are so kind
iLynux
I work with a Chris. Can confirm, he senses the hierarchy.
Kopachris
Hanging out on Mt. Ihu, I tend to ignore the hierarchy in my solitude.
ChrisBernardi
I'm the second opinion on this matter. Nice to meet you, fellow Chris
Avatar720
Another Chris. Can also confirm.
Sathanas
The Chris Hierarchy: mortal enemies of the Dave Conspiracy.
Uberdonut
He's the alpha chris
ipagani
No I think Jesus is, Pratt is second
qussow
The Hierarchy is poorly understood, but major factors include: height, thumb length, and number of toe touches performed before age 8.
someonefoundoutmyurlsoihadtochangeit
Just here to say I up voted your comment to 420 points
Caloo77
I'm Chris and I approve this message.
lliogor
the Dominion of Chris!
iwouldratherbeoutside
one of us! one of us!
DrunkenMurphy
My name is Chris and as a young lad I was told of a legend. That if a Chris kills another Chris we take their powers until only one remains.
bananahats
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
chris3spice
Yup, I'm somewhere down around -∞
Kopachris
Hanging out on Mt. Ihu, I tend to ignore the hierarchy in my solitude.
Tonberryc
That explains this crippling depression.
MasterofLaziness
True. I'm somewhere in the middle. Not a Chris you need to meet, but one who you won't hate if you do. Hopefully.
ranchenthusiast
Who's Chris Hierarchy?
pronacc
With Jesus on top.
epicor
He's got that extra t going for him though.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
That's not his name. That's a title.
CountVorkosigan
So... Chrises are space Orks?
CTMGame
Borgs, not Orks. "We are Chris. Lower your panties and escort us to your apartments. Resistance to our seduction is impossible."
nachtgeist
We da biggest an' da strongest!
PeskyGentlemen
#357 reporting in. Wait... One just died. #356!
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
Which makes me the new 357!
sigh5
Yay now only #9756
qussow
Haha, you triple digits crack me up!
mrsatiainen
Lets make this a thing, please?
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Yet all I hear is static...
cwagrant
It's true... I'm #10,001. Not the best of us, but certainly not the bottom of the barrel either.
doublekross
Not the bottom of the barrel, you say? Well hello. ;)
MustyBagpipes
Smack dab in the middle.
ChrisDaPatriot
I'm more of stickler Chris.
spacemannspliff
So Chris Pratt... is the alpha?
Luvvie
I HAVE THE SAUCE, YOU ARE LOVED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqhhp8kxQn8
SchrodingersSchrodinger
Always upvote sauce. Thanks
GoodShark
FLAME ON! ... I think I may start doing that.
adreamsfiend
I just spent three hours watching avengers interview specifically of both chrises bc of your sauce
wherearemypajamas
I am? http://media.giphy.com/media/4gBFW9aF8wwJW/giphy.gif
InaraSerra
That was awesome. THANK YOU. YOU ARE LOVED BACK.
theworstusernameinthehistoryofever
commenting for latr
Luvvie
It's been 6 hours, so I guess it's later now?
shadycoulady
Too much pretty in one room!
SlagathorDeb
I know this is crazy, but hear me out: Triple-decker Chris sandwich.
jetblacksaint
I heard croissan'wich! *looks around* Oh. *sulks away*
cassky
Umph
Matdredalia
You're a mad genius and I love your style.
TheJonSnowShow
I heard you out. I like it. Put me in the chrisandwhich.
LieutenantDanIceCream
I would enjoy that in and around my face hole.
bb5mes
Only the face hole, eh?
GayDadExplosion
I had to log in to say Monte Christo.
FarkasMacTavish
"Choo-choo!" goes the train position! \o3o/
KaetShenanigan
aww yisss °^°
gmdaze
waaaaaaaant
Pawnderlust
I volunteer as tribute
DrPepperandChocolate
For Chrismas? Yes.
purrincess
Yes. All the Chris'. At the same time. No regrets.
BoominGranny
Best username for this comment, Debbie.
rarebix
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
WTFdidijustdo
There is nothing crazy about that! Where do I sign up?
iwanttobebobdylan
I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich.
SlagathorDeb
I believe the boys are the meat. unless... unless you're a boy... so you can be the meat, too. Nevermind.
iwanttobebobdylan
Oh, ok. I volunteer to be the bun in that sandwich ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SirSickNasty
Are we talking an all meat sandwich? Cause you're making me hungry
HolyRustedMetal
Meta movie where these three hangout and pull pranks on each other.
taylorisnotacat
Hey, I just met you...
DarkGummi
Shut. Up. (from a Chris, that is almost too much to think about,......almost, lol). You crazy mother...shut yo mouth!!!
thatchrisprattissohot
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmyes
sweetdeethebird
Oh myyyyyyyyyy
ahotpotato
As a straight dude... go on...
Luvvie
No, no not crazy... This is genius. Brilliant! PERFECTION1
SlagathorDeb
Thank you for your support!
LauraPeeper
I'd sell my firstborn to be a part of this.
slagath0r
i'd sell all my -borns
catsandrats
ditto
TheGingersnap
Unless you already have a child, your firstborn could be a result of this!
LauraPeeper
That would be ideal
zooks
Chris Brown is the worst Chris.
RudolphTheRedNoseDictator
Everybody hates Chris
toospoon
my ex is the worst Chris
HylianFox
Chris Christie?
GuardLLama
Well, Chris Brown beats women but Chris Christie fucked with everyone's commute with bridgegate. So...
hiddensunshine
Tied with Chris Brown
NaadiyaJ
Chris brown has been evicted from the league of Chris.
ohboyboy
The Chris Lee-gue? Sorry, too soon
NaadiyaJ
Have a seat sir
Pip308
Hated so much he should spell it with a K
warmitupkris
But my name is... nevermind
SlagathorDeb
Seconded.
SilkyJohnson47
Along with that old hag in the kardashian clan
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I resemble that remark
Allyourpointsarebelongtous
Some might even call him..the anti-chris
jimjackboredom
When he hits you you've either been Rihanna'd or Anti-chris't
fuckyouthen
God damn it my teacher now knows I'm not paying attention.