Maddieisawienerdog
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I don't think this dude ever puts on a shirt.
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Oct 23, 2017 3:15 PM
Maddieisawienerdog
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I don't think this dude ever puts on a shirt.
Sauce: boredpanda
SpartacusSparks
modalnode
I Hate Clickbait Style Post Titles That Capitalise Every Single Word
DixonHillPrivateEye
More impossible body standards. When will society stop pressuring grown men to look like 2 year olds
nighoki
We need more of this mom’s model brother for science!
Maddieisawienerdog
For Science.
LaLaLaLisa
that baby tho...
largeal
That baby is fucking ugly
imaginedear
Him being shirtless is okay with me.
Atomsk
Personally I can do without this clickbait cliché.
TransGirlsDoItBetter
paganfears
The title should be 'Mother uses baby and attractive brother in hope of becoming famous'
AzureAsura333
Wana know the models name just to find the shoes from the second pic
nohopenofuture
They are Palladiums.
thebearyeah
They are good shoes, but they fall apart fast
TurdSlynger
Thank you for using outlet covers.
Shaows
Model or gay pornstar?
TequilaSquared
justacap
There's a difference?
PresidentProTempore
On gay porn websites they call them "models" and not actors.
spray
It's like there are two lines pointing straight to that dick
ZoominZRF
For all you thirsty bitches: https://www.instagram.com/aristotlepolites/
UnicornofPeril
Thank you for this gift!
wallyworld83
*takes bite out of a cheeseburger*
VaginalVomit
hello! ^.~
ForTaxReasons
Hey there sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wallyworld83
ForTaxReasons
wallyworld83
ForTaxReasons
Lets make beautiful cheeseburgers together
barnacleboy15
2/2 deserve tummy tickles.
MathewMara
TheSwedishStag
I’ll be the trash man! I take trash- and I throw it ALL over the ring! And then, I start eating garbage!
luzaria
I... but... Dennis is actually pretty good at that body roll....
miste
We need moar of your mother's brother @op for reference https://imgur.com/CRZG0I4 <3
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
What was I watching where she called it the buzz bank.
iguessihaveto
https://www.instagram.com/babyandthebody/ have fun
SuspiciousCharacter
Doooooot
miste
https://imgur.com/vNnn021 <3
Applepotamus
baby and the body huh?
getotterhere
samsonguy920
Baby and the Body. Coming this spring to Spike.
Maddieisawienerdog
epockite
if i had that body i wouldnt either
ethanhawkeye
But you could wash a shirt with those abs!
Charlmari
I do have that body but don’t take of my shirt. Emotions are relative
SadAndFat
Need proof for that claim
Myowngrampa
I don't have that body and still don't wear a shirt
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
I didn’t wear a shirt until the stretch marks started showing up. No one sees me shirtless anymore
DMGuy
Hitchcock, is that you?
Myowngrampa
The first time I saw him do that in Brooklyn 99 I knew he was my spirit animal
Prometh3An
JohnFloorwalker
my favorite lesbian
ThereIsNoCurseInElvishEntishOrTheTonguesOfMenForThisTreachery
Do it! While that man seems to work very hard & I think that's impressive, not every girl expects or wants that. I like lean, lanky dudes :)
Myowngrampa
I do! I'm more of a shittier version of him haha not lanky, short decently muscular just not nearly as toned haha
Logan9Fingers
That dude has boobs!
CountBackwardsFrom10
Yes and they're supple AF
ichbinhungry
Came here to say that!
ramarins
It was the first thing I noticed and I can't *not* see it....
Myfurryfingerupyourbutt
*pecks
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Okay. I'm gonna say it. That's an ugly baby. I hope the old adage is true and he grows to be a beautiful adult.
DingleBerryLyndon
My mom used to say ugly babies usually turn into good looking adults, pretty babies not so much, she also used to tell me I was very cute...
Paulinegren
Looks a bit like he might be suffering from William's syndrome. Or something like it
DingleBerryLyndon
To me more like Fetal alcohol syndrome, https://upload.medbullets.com/topic/120599/images/fas.jpg
Evanrudeplz
That kid's got mad Hulk upper lip going on
Gonnaderpya
If I was so fit and good looking that my abs and veins pointed straight to my dick I might not wear a shirt either
VictorFries
I have veins at my hip, i don't want to be shirtless 'cause i find it annoying :/
TogepiOmelette
PENIS ABS
GreasedPrimate
Going to a flexing party also helps. Nobody flexes their abs while drinking coffee...
daellat
external obliques together with abs and low body fat% give you the `v`, btw.
Gonnaderpya
I'm too lazy to do that shit.
Jeralamo
Don’t forget the lats! Get them pull ups going :p
raggamuffin132
Easy Seth Rogen
SwarthyBastard
Glad I didn't have to be the one to point that out.
Applepotamus
formerprosecutor
https://img.memecdn.com/take-it-easy-it-s-just-a-ginger_o_945818.gif
raggamuffin132
Ouch
Bambing
He was trying to pass that as his own joke I think, we’ve all heard it about Zac Efron though
inkpod
*cum gutters
Gayforbae
Exactly. And I'm ok with that.
Gonnaderpya
LOL fucking what?
EnergyFiend
My gay friend told me that term about 10 yrs ago & that's all I can think when I see that. So not attractive to me (as a woman). Rest is ???
GBMaker
Aww. @Tagaroo tag htm q
Sphealistic
I'd like to be tagged in all 3 filters
GBMaker
Done! Welcome.
TheSwedishStag
Can I be tagged in booty pics?
GBMaker
As long as they belong to Hot Men, sure. Safe, Questionable, and/or Explicit?
TheSwedishStag
Oh I didn’t know if you only did men. I was thinking you did all genders. I’d prefer women.
APenguinInATuxedo
...add me
GBMaker
Sure! There's Safe content (no nudity), Questionable (this post), and Explicit (nudity, sex). Did you want 1, 2, or all 3 filters?
redsexgod
Please add me to all 3! Thanks for the work you do! :-)
GBMaker
Done! And, you're welcome.
bowie655321
I’d like to be tagged as well. All three lists please!
GBMaker
Done! Welcome to the List!
bowie655321
Thank you!
Maddieisawienerdog
Add me to all three please
GBMaker
Done! Welcome to the Hot Men taglist!
TheMaleficViper
3all 3 please
GBMaker
Done! Welcome to the Hot Men taglist!
filthymansock
Yo i want to get tagged in these all three lists please
GBMaker
Done! Welcome to the List!
SuspiciousCharacter
Me too please
filthymansock
Thanks!
APenguinInATuxedo
All 3 please
GBMaker
Sure! Done. Welcome to the List!
APenguinInATuxedo
Excellent
ZnarfLeciram
Looks like the handsome gene skips a generation. That kid is a Neanderthal
TreyHardy
Sister insecure because brother hotter than her husband, unresolved incest fantasies ensue
RanchoCucamonga
I think you've been watching too much porn, but Freud agrees with you.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
That's a 24 hour a day job to look like that. Impressive.
dycdc932718
But what if it isn’t for him? Then what?
ChadicusVile
Genetic baseline is also important. To be incredibly lean is only achievable for certain people
RubNipNotgay
there is quite some photoshopping tho
YouThinkThatsBad
Most guys don't look like that, but there are a lot who are strict enough with their diets and exercise who do. No photoshop needed.
RubNipNotgay
needed? no. used? definitely
HowComeDespiteTheFact
You might be surprised how easily you can attain something like that!
excapeartist
Another comment savaged by the ruthless downvote fairies... He obviously meant attain in the body snatching sense, duh.
MerlinSacrebleu
not for the majority of the population tho. Aesthetics are heavily impacted by genetics, which dictate your muscle insertions
StonesOnTheHill
Yeah. No amount of training can un-fuck my janky rib cage or make my too-wide hips narrower. Still neat to be strong though.
shinagami091
Abs are made in the gym but uncovered in the kitchen (dieting)
roneyBugPrince
+1
Temptedweeds
Not "easy" but concept is simple maybe.
OfficialSponsor
For just 4 eeasy payments of $299 this can be youuuu!! Act nowwww
Theoreticalheretic
Username checks out
enzofx
Greetings friend, do you wish to be as happy as me?
bpetersen
A little happier actually. Just a little though
enzofx
Was a Simpsons ref, not so clear I know. "Just send 1 dollar to ....." When homer has an auto dialer.
bpetersen
This is hard work. If it were easy everyone would have it.
espressoandpostrock
It's not 'easy' per se, but it's a lot less difficult than people think it is.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
It's not necessarily 'hard work' It's just hard to do. A body like this requires strict dieting and good exercise... but its not 24/7 gym
bpetersen
Imo The diet (lasting more than 3 weeks) is hardest part. Going to gym is fun part
chronosam
The diet gets easier as it becomes a habit. Also, if he hangs with similarly disciplined people, then it becomes much, much easier.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
I know, but many people think that getting a body like this means you have to literally live at the gym and have no life. Which isn't true
JDashR
?? Pls explain
HowComeDespiteTheFact
Eat clean, gym 3 hours a week(the right exercises), good rest, and you're on your way there.
eastend666
Eating clean is the hardest part, by far. I am super careful, but I'm an amateur compared to guys I know who are truly cut .
fluhatinrapper
Lol "3 hours a week"
nekoThief
He/she is not completely wrong, the eating part is the most important, after that gym over 3-4 times a week. 1.5-2h each time each session.
rollerskateorgies
Totally. Abs are made in the kitchen.
Norua
Something "simple" like StrongLifts 5x5 will take you there 4h/week. But then there's going to gym/cooking/warm up, etc. So more than 3/4h.
Theertzuinianer
Yeah not really wrong actually. Good diet counts for a lot and if you work out right, with very little pauses then i`d say about right.
Robootman
The gym 3 hours a week part is the easy part. Eat clean is a killer
HowComeDespiteTheFact
I can eat clean, but to get enough calories... my weekly shopping when bulking is that of a normal month basically.
barkalow
It really is. I'm trying to dirty bulk at 4500/day and it's a nightmare
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Protein shake Vs. Strawberry cheesecake. ...guh
SergeantDonnyDonowitz
The brother or the toddler?
thtlover
why not both
Schitzoflink
Probably both
puppyflips
Yes
CutOfYourJib
I like the cut of your jib Sir
ReluctantSquirrel
Glad to see your username is checking out
CaptainDeadpool
Sad to see yours isn't :-(
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Well considering it IS his job to look like that.
carn37lake
Most jobs aren't 24/7 either
samsonguy920
Well, name something else toddlers are able to do other than look cute and poop their pants.
snoopdogeydoge420
thats one fucking ugly baby
SomeCrazyNerd
Babies are malformed creatures.
YouNeedtoChill
I know, right?!
humphhumph
OMG thank you for saying that
callmethelizardqueen
Probably because like most toddlers he has a big head out of proportion to his body.
40yoLesbian
dude no, he straight up ugly
callmethelizardqueen
Haven't seen many kids have you? This one is not even in the bottom half of ugly ones I have seen.
40yoLesbian
:D maybe ive only seen cute kids, but i cannot imagine what can be worse than this tbh
callmethelizardqueen
I have seen a lot that straight up resemble farm animals. ugly parents make ugly babies and there's a lot of ugly people out there.
pizzaparty
I'm kind of concerned that cretinism might be coming back. I just feel like I see this face/nose a lot now:
pizzaparty
Iodized salt helped combat it before, but most people seem to either use sea salt or avoid salt entirely now. So..
40yoLesbian
you mean salty plastic from the ocean?
pizzaparty
Yes. Seriously, god knows what's in that stuff. It's evaporated sea water. Do people not understand how polluted the oceans are..?
40yoLesbian
https://www.google.sk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/environment/2017/sep/08/sea-salt-around-world-contaminated-by-plastic-studies
mangogangsta
Somebody had to say it
TobySomething
Be careful who you call ugly in preschool
grobesviech
Bless your heart for saying it for me
LeonQuin87
Looks like a baby Ron Perlman.
40yoLesbian
thank you for being the brave one :D
docmuteki
If I'd had that body I'd never wear a shirt again!
YogiDatBear
“Why is he not wearing a shirt?” “That’s your first question in this situation?”
SpunkyGoon
Yeah his body is pretty pectacular.
Gayforbae
Can I just.... have him? (The man, you wierdos)
vidgamer007
#BabyBodyAndProud
ungalin
#agreed
Jrook
I'd wear shirts just to bust out of them constantly by flexing. I would literally have to model just to pay for my shirt bill.
VoidofStatic
Or you could just by teen shirts at the thrift store ultra cheap and still do that trick make everyone hate you.
IRPAZ
tarWHOdis
Which one? Right or left?
Imalwaysready
Meh, tomayto tomahto. Both are more fit than I am.
NotAnEvilRobotGatheringInfoToDestroyHumanity
Man who cares, both his left and right pec are good to me.
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
yes
mrdude88
The super soft right body, duh. Everyone wants baby soft skin.
Maddieisawienerdog
Hell yeah!
Solivoid
At some point, I figured that we wear clothes to "streamline" our imperfect slobby arse bodies. So, yes. Someone who's that fit /1
Solivoid
/2 would most likely not really feel too reluctant to expose their good-on-its-own body.
playingdead2022
and then theres the uncle, he has nothing on his nephew
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
As a female, I would not complain
OneInThePinkTwoInTheStink
I’m even considering implants to get a body that remotely resembles his.
MerlinSacrebleu
implants look absolutely retarded. have you considered working out and counting calories? that'd be a start
Cthulhukitten
dude, no
YouThinkThatsBad
Implants never, ever look good. Plastic surgery in general doesn't fit with the male aesthetic and never looks good.
lawlschool88
Cut carbs, eat protein and do Olympic lifts 3 to 5 times a week for a year or so and you'll get there (assuming you're thin ish right now).
OldJewSameAccount
lol why? Just eat well, exercise moderately and be happy.
khora
Chest hair implants?
StonesOnTheHill
Those synthol things? That can be kinda dangerous, and often don't look right even if the side effects don't materialize.
YouThinkThatsBad
I just discovered that. It always, always look terrible. Like horribly untoned bulk
StonesOnTheHill
Dome body builders use tiny bits of it to even out asymmetry, which kinda works. Still not a good idea.
StonesOnTheHill
*some
Zigor22
I don't care how ripped you are, pecs look like boobs.
MerlinSacrebleu
have you... have you *seen* boobs..?
Gayforbae
Yeah, I hear they feel like... Sandbags...
leontheprofessional
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9KVuvjwXR8ZpkfJe/giphy.gif
buffles
I think his crotch/lower abdomen looks really weird. Mine is much smoother and pudgy. Not all veiny and muscular
dracomageat
Nah, man. The dream isn't being shirtless, it's not having to do up the buttons.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Could be hot as fuck and cold as fuck
Mockingbirb
The dudes without shirts are the first to get arrested when the cops show up. Just sayin'
teddyoctober
Only in FL and VA.
korvkiosk
Word
SDOMO
Just print that body on a shirt, Ill just wear the shirt.
icelandicsealbear
If you had that body I'd never let you wear that shirt again
eruditic
totally, no homo
iPretend
Fasted cardio... never gonna do it
lawlschool88
Yeah I worked out hardcore to get a six pack one summer. It was fun but so fucking tough to maintain long term
GoodDadJokes
Until you got cold
GodMonster
I used to have a body like that but time caught up with me. It's been downhill since kindergarten.
bukobg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03072/fightclub_3072168b.jpg
WhatisaYute
That...is a guy I know here in New York. His name is Aristotle. He's actually super nice.
KillingTlme
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I had a body like that a few years back. But we decided to dump it in the acid and no one's noticed. Motherfucker merged w/o a turn signal.
woodwardja12
Was he in a BMW?
Lethoreal
As if BMW drivers are the only culprits of this heinous breach of trust.
woodwardja12
True
tflorio19500
I have a body like that. I keep it in the freezer so it doesn’t spoil.
36roentgen
Yeah, that baby has a perfect toddler body right there.
mirrorz
Naw, man. If you're harboring that guy's corpse you're gonna want to not draw any extra attention to yourself to avoid prison time.
tricoulior
danbrazier
"Hey, detective... Look at topless guy, he looks like he's stashing cadavers, let's bring him in for questioning"
wutaanc
Said no cop ever. Best way to get away with it!
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
The test's in the chest, Watson.
GingerBeardsRule
The west is in the test, Cheston
IllegalDuckling
Hide in plain sight. It's a professional technique.
tripleplayw14
CarolMcAlister
I was just gonna keep him lightly drugged
DeathclawDefibrillator
docmuteki
Tru dat, well thought!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
NOW YA TELL ME!
Apercu