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Some woman had an episode in my store today. Ambulance was called. Coworker was tending to her. Another woman had a horrible accident in the bathroom.
I came to work, and found this waiting.
I hope your day is going better than mine.
#shitpostsunday #thatsnotpudding #retail #wtfdidyoueat
LeonardTPants
The person who left that was also having a very bad day. Sorry you had to deal with it though.
Danktastic
The tag, thisisnotpudding.. have an upvote
mitchconnor
This was no boating accident.
JustAnotherPersonLookingAtGIFs
ilovecosmetics
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
This qualifies as shitposting. To the front page with you
Simplethings1
yep, this is a class A shitpost. up u go !
BoobsAndGifs
motherofgremlins
Spot on.
kermitsgenitals
lizstyla
AlwaysLateToComment
Okay. Everyone keeps saying panties but I see so much material there I thought it was a while dress. Or is it mega panties?
motherofgremlins
Circus panties. Tent sized.
wallyworld83
TheGuyWhoStealsYourLigthers
Today i wondered if anyone has posted a real shit shit post. Is this a coincidence?
saintkraus
Went to clean the disabled toilets today only to find someone had masturbated onto the floor
VernonLamb
I'd always find empty Vaseline jars at my old work' crapper. Who does that there?
EmberSoul
Happened on my work too few years back, except the panties were in the trash can. after cleaning it it took me 2hrs too find where
EmberSoul
the stench was coming from. >_>
WooWoo13
nohappydance
Was a matter of time! We found her! http://www.retailhellunderground.com/poop2.gif
Peeweeviolinist
Gianttesticlemonster
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
FatCat7d3
Shhititiest shit post I've ever shiting seen, while shiting.
Benallinf1
So somewhere there's a chick not wearing panties ?
jackieisnotmyname
A very large, probably old one
yourbassist
Look at the size of those drawers.
CarryKnuts
Didn't your mom mention she was going shopping?
MiasmaCorrigan
and her ass is caked in shit
Tempcore
Wouldn't get too excited, you see the size of those?
motherofgremlins
Yes.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Looks like OP remembers the face of her father.
motherofgremlins
Indeed. Thankie sai.
CreamyPutanesca
Perfectly executed reply gif
motherofgremlins
The gif was my first thought. Woman walking into the bathroom, pulling her panties down, and yelling pudding after seeing what she's done.
forestfinagle
armeggedonCounselor
I'm pretty sure you cannot legally be forced to clean up bodily waste if the employer has not provided appropriate PPE for biohazards.
armeggedonCounselor
But check with OSHA before you take advice from a random jackass on the internet.
angrybook
Yeah we have those kits everywhere. Mask, gloves, apron, bio bags etc. People destroy our bathrooms almost daily.
trubblebot
Pretty sure you're right. Someone kept taking shits on the floor and garbage can in the women's bathroom at a place I worked, only the (1)
trubblebot
store manager had the legal coverage to clean it up. She quit a few weeks after it started. (2)
trubblebot
FTR, the phantom shitter stopped right after the manager announced she had given notice to quit. I think they achieved their goal. (3)
trubblebot
Or the store manager was the phantom shitter afterall...... (4)
icantthinkofanythingamusing
Upvoted because anyone who spent the day cleaning that deserves at least that much...
TheLadyKoi
TuggSpeedmann
I did something like that once - long story - but I did tell someone and did tip 20$
motherofgremlins
You're the real mvp.
RupertR
20$ is not enough to pay someone for literally cleaning up your shit
5out0f7
Doing my part to downvote so that only the Usersub Warriers have to see this
5out0f7
I will upvote a few other posts though because I feel terrible that you have to clean that OP
flagbasher
Awesome! Free panties!
RackhamTheRed
because free panties are the best panties
billingsworthswagamuffin
... sad thing is you could probably sell those somewhere.
TheKenM
bobbynixon
Score!
BitsofFiction
I feel like no one capitalized with "the Todd" highfiving someone.
imasneakypineapplehead
Honestly thought that was a hospital robe
Splosions
Fortune favors the bold
KittenMittonsMeow
DeliberateMisinterpretation
motherofgremlins
Holding it didn't go as planned.
afxzanac
Full body shudder. +1.
IbitDalv
*sniff* *sniff*
Metals4J
*Grmmmpf* I just threw up a little in my mouth...
forestfinagle
Only gently loved!
whatdoievenputherenowthisistaken
Slappy2016
Posts with comments like this is basically the only reason I keep using Imgur. I'm sorry I can only upvote this once
keeeenny
LordSensibleChuckle
motherofgremlins
Read your username. Laughed out loud hysterically. My coworker is eyeballing me with a weird look on hr face. I may be committed soon.
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
iateanentirepizza
I hate that I love this comment.
nanman
You can almost smell the freedom.
ArcofDarkness
BananaShip
MadeOfSteel
Because of this gif I watched misfits
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
Did you enjoy ?
MadeOfSteel
Yes
jackieisnotmyname
I remember the days of people shitting all over the bathrooms. I bet youre underpaid
Combatmatt
Shit ain't fun, but someone has to do it. Unfortunately that person is me
VernonLamb
Worked in Montgomery Wards. Bathrooms: tampons stuck to walls, poop next to stalls, trash around trashcan, never in it. Unflushed toilets.
StubbyJohnson
God damn, me too. Side note I was making $5.15/hr back then.
jackieisnotmyname
Damn i made $10 and it still wasnt enough
KixStar
$6.50 for me in the very early 00's.
dephress
$7.50 for me in 2013.
icookfoodandfightfire
maybe, te janitors where i work make ~20-25 an hour after years and start at 16-18 an hour
motherofgremlins
We don't have janitors. There is only the couple that waxes our floors once a month. The rest is on us.
Thor1229
A lot of retail companies don't hire janitors during operation hours, they only come in in the morning. This falls to employees.
ultradongle
Only time I ever walked out of a job was in retail making $7.25/hr and manager tried to get me to clean a bathroom COVERED in human shit.
Thor1229
And don't get me started on the fitting rooms....
Thor1229
As a manager I got paid 8.80 an hr. And it was in my job description, to clean bathrooms when attention is needed....
ultradongle
I'm sure it was in my manager's job description too, but he was a huge Dick that made people do his work.