May 12, 2021 1:13 PM
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By- @lucerosugar
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
I've learned the hard way that you can't tell at first glance. Moral is don't go attempting to slice off faces if they talk.
soulman901
Hannibal likes this
SavvyThePirate
I half expected a blink or a stare straight into the lens
Wcw4ever
Wtf?
BatsAreAwesome
JonShard
Sweetheart
pedrohed
The cake is a lie!
dangerwillrobinson
Nailed it!
IordNeko
that video should have started before the cut
unicornwithrainbowhair
If only lassie had got there in time
CrossBetween
thefatlonelyjew
I'm not worried that it isn't cake. I'm worried about the person who thought this needed to exist as cake.
TheMicktrex
I wish to eat the cake child.
Illithidbane
CongenitalSlurpees
I could swear this must be a TOOL video.
I know the pieces fit.
neverevernever
Don't come around here no more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8
Matty3D
It's a cellular peptide cake, with mint frosting.
marcushippocampus
....or IS IT????
TyrannosaurusMex
It’s was cake all along…
OHGODBEEEES
Sabertron14
Jk Timmy died and this was his last wish.
TheSilverSeraph
Hi, Michael from Vsauce here
Teasaurus
*????? ????*
Cactus21
Is this a cakeday selfie? Because it’s horrifying!
machmach
DeltaBlast
Thanks I ate it
lance415
danyelmo
Kathy Bates head!
NFLemons
It's like that fucked up star trek TNG episode...
warmyourbeans
PostalHeathen
The creativity and workmanship are both incredible. It's still creepy as fuck, though.
Wipwip
Imagine if it blinked... nooope!
you think that's creepy, look at this
vanderzee
is she a frustrated canibal perhaps?
Pentacus
FINALLY someone who puts the effort into making the inside of the disturbing cake look as realistic as the outside!
Baccano2015
Does she do birthday cakes? I'd definitely love to freak people out with a severed head or something
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Or a Boston cream pie shaped like a dick.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Very nice work. Too much fondant for me though, I dislike that stuff.
doubleormuffin
Yeah, all artistry aside, that cake is going to be terrible. Not even worth eating. It's a sculpture that grows mold.
IdDoiT
Shickzilla
Who knew I'd get so much use out of this reaction
ICameHereToBitchAtYou
At last, food inspired by Johnathan Swift.
Thereminista
Incredible! Is there a website for this???
Mokelzwerg
He’d be happy!
RetiredLaserMan
It's not always cake, just so you don't make the same mistake I did.
Exdeath5000
HubicPairs
.
SweetFighter
I just realized this is the "NOT A VIBE!" guy. He's hilarious.
Smacketywack
Cake is all, and all is cake.
rehabilitatinglurker
Wrong hand
copingcabana
The lie is a cake.
MutteringMisanthrope
WhoHim
Is he made of cake or is cake made of him? He screams for he does not know.
iphaze
WAIT!!?? ITS ALL CAKE?!?
TheBurritoConfederacy
"I swear to god if the cake guy isn't top comment.."
FarQuad
I knew this would be on top the second it turned out to be cake.
daguq
One of the best horror films of recent years.
KATARJANA
WHY IS IT FUNNIER THAT THE BUTT IS RED VELVET?!!
NickRivieraMD
eating ass
opossumistic
cannibalistic tendencies
so much fondant
TimJDrake
A brain cake would be hilarious for a zombie crawl
So appetizing
IAmSpherical
SecondToNine
Absolute fucking psychopath
notkvothethebloodless
Thanks I love it
BuddingDownvoteEnthusiast
ruferto
wife her. cause if you don't she'll bake you pay.
Emperorofman
You sir!
AlmightyThor117
Holy shit, I was fine up until the baby eating a severed arm cake
LettuceKebab
That was the funniest part
later, at 2 years old. kindergarten teacher: "your child has a biting problem... she bites the other kids and tell them they taste terrible"
reallynotalex
10 years later the kid is gonna suddenly remember eating a severed hand and be very uncomfortable until they ask their parents. And if 1/2
I was their parent I would act really surprised and flustered and stutter a bit while denying it. Make em think I fed them people for a bit
bovinobard
That is an accident waiting to happen if she bakes in the hospital. Imagine getting a cake heart transplant, or eating a real hand
WillJeSuis
”I baked a cake to celebrate John's 100th heart transplant surgery today" "wait...this is a real heart. Where did my cake go-oh no...oh no"
Justwanttomakecomments
"Oh didn't realise at first you're also doing imitation meat dishes now. Was quite good I must say. ...why are you looking at me like that?"
"The human body is fascinating, being able to cut into it, eat it-" hold up I think you may have gotten confused for a second there...
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Lieutenant Troy of starfleet would not like this.
Bakerysnake
If something red comes out of your butt and its not disturbingly red colored lube from the night before or jam you happened to shove up your
ass call a doctor
solmazer
Hoping for this reply is the only reason I clicked on the thumbnail of the post.
FAAIID
Same
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
I've learned the hard way that you can't tell at first glance. Moral is don't go attempting to slice off faces if they talk.
soulman901
Hannibal likes this
SavvyThePirate
I half expected a blink or a stare straight into the lens
Wcw4ever
Wtf?
BatsAreAwesome
JonShard
Sweetheart
pedrohed
The cake is a lie!
dangerwillrobinson
Nailed it!
IordNeko
that video should have started before the cut
unicornwithrainbowhair
If only lassie had got there in time
CrossBetween
thefatlonelyjew
I'm not worried that it isn't cake. I'm worried about the person who thought this needed to exist as cake.
TheMicktrex
I wish to eat the cake child.
Illithidbane
CongenitalSlurpees
I could swear this must be a TOOL video.
Illithidbane
I know the pieces fit.
neverevernever
Don't come around here no more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8
Matty3D
It's a cellular peptide cake, with mint frosting.
marcushippocampus
....or IS IT????
TyrannosaurusMex
It’s was cake all along…
OHGODBEEEES
Sabertron14
Jk Timmy died and this was his last wish.
TheSilverSeraph
Hi, Michael from Vsauce here
Teasaurus
*????? ????*
Cactus21
Is this a cakeday selfie? Because it’s horrifying!
machmach
DeltaBlast
Thanks I ate it
lance415
danyelmo
Kathy Bates head!
NFLemons
It's like that fucked up star trek TNG episode...
warmyourbeans
PostalHeathen
The creativity and workmanship are both incredible. It's still creepy as fuck, though.
Wipwip
Imagine if it blinked... nooope!
lance415
you think that's creepy, look at this
vanderzee
is she a frustrated canibal perhaps?
Pentacus
FINALLY someone who puts the effort into making the inside of the disturbing cake look as realistic as the outside!
Baccano2015
Does she do birthday cakes? I'd definitely love to freak people out with a severed head or something
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Or a Boston cream pie shaped like a dick.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Very nice work. Too much fondant for me though, I dislike that stuff.
doubleormuffin
Yeah, all artistry aside, that cake is going to be terrible. Not even worth eating. It's a sculpture that grows mold.
IdDoiT
Shickzilla
Who knew I'd get so much use out of this reaction
ICameHereToBitchAtYou
At last, food inspired by Johnathan Swift.
Thereminista
Incredible! Is there a website for this???
Mokelzwerg
RetiredLaserMan
It's not always cake, just so you don't make the same mistake I did.
Exdeath5000
HubicPairs
.
SweetFighter
I just realized this is the "NOT A VIBE!" guy. He's hilarious.
Smacketywack
Cake is all, and all is cake.
rehabilitatinglurker
Wrong hand
copingcabana
The lie is a cake.
MutteringMisanthrope
WhoHim
Is he made of cake or is cake made of him? He screams for he does not know.
iphaze
WAIT!!?? ITS ALL CAKE?!?
TheBurritoConfederacy
"I swear to god if the cake guy isn't top comment.."
FarQuad
I knew this would be on top the second it turned out to be cake.
daguq
One of the best horror films of recent years.
KATARJANA
WHY IS IT FUNNIER THAT THE BUTT IS RED VELVET?!!
NickRivieraMD
eating ass
lance415
opossumistic
cannibalistic tendencies
NickRivieraMD
so much fondant
TimJDrake
A brain cake would be hilarious for a zombie crawl
Exdeath5000
So appetizing
IAmSpherical
.
SecondToNine
Absolute fucking psychopath
notkvothethebloodless
Thanks I love it
BuddingDownvoteEnthusiast
ruferto
wife her. cause if you don't she'll bake you pay.
Emperorofman
You sir!
AlmightyThor117
Holy shit, I was fine up until the baby eating a severed arm cake
LettuceKebab
That was the funniest part
ruferto
later, at 2 years old. kindergarten teacher: "your child has a biting problem... she bites the other kids and tell them they taste terrible"
reallynotalex
10 years later the kid is gonna suddenly remember eating a severed hand and be very uncomfortable until they ask their parents. And if 1/2
reallynotalex
I was their parent I would act really surprised and flustered and stutter a bit while denying it. Make em think I fed them people for a bit
bovinobard
That is an accident waiting to happen if she bakes in the hospital. Imagine getting a cake heart transplant, or eating a real hand
WillJeSuis
”I baked a cake to celebrate John's 100th heart transplant surgery today" "wait...this is a real heart. Where did my cake go-oh no...oh no"
Justwanttomakecomments
"Oh didn't realise at first you're also doing imitation meat dishes now. Was quite good I must say. ...why are you looking at me like that?"
WillJeSuis
"The human body is fascinating, being able to cut into it, eat it-" hold up I think you may have gotten confused for a second there...
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Lieutenant Troy of starfleet would not like this.
Bakerysnake
If something red comes out of your butt and its not disturbingly red colored lube from the night before or jam you happened to shove up your
Bakerysnake
ass call a doctor
solmazer
Hoping for this reply is the only reason I clicked on the thumbnail of the post.
Exdeath5000
FAAIID
Same