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imgurisforhaters
His mouth says sorry. But his eyes say I did it on purpose. Sneaky bastard.
InsanityIsMyCushion
you tell them martin! i read it when i was ten i mean seriously
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Me too!
kingoftacos
this is how i feel about everything that was a book first
MrBaggins
http://imgur.com/ly84tQn
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Spoken from the author of The Red Book himself. *nods* Mm hm.
miklar
I love how annoyed he looks!
ScorpioMonkey
*SPOILER ALERT* What really happened to Smaug:
underpressure00
His face says he was not sorry
returntonorway
I'm with you there Martin.
TheSunshineGirl
It's awesome to comment on a post you know will get to be on a front page. ^^
bigBANGcreator
I totally expected him to respond w/a middle finger.
bigBANGcreator
superanth
There's a statute of limitations on this kind of thing. "Ever seen Titanic? Guess what: the boat sinks!!"
kootiepatra
There should be, yes. I already know spoilers for many movies I haven't seen--but I figure that's my fault for waiting 10 yrs to see them.
khenji
I love that last part, its so true!
tiam1985
Anything older than 10 years isn't considered a spoiler anymore.
somnif
Try telling that to Game of Thrones fans, and be prepared to run, they get scary!
tiam1985
That's when I get an evil smile & say "Oh, I'm not talking about the show. I'm talking about the books."
GreeenLime
Martin Freeman is such a perfect hobbit.
princeofpizza
Source?
MakePasteShadowfax
Are these books on Netflix?
OneThingCleverer
I believe that's called a library
IDontKnowHowToHuman
.dll
Kaysmira
http://imgur.com/uFel6dX
VladThePoker
Martin Freeman: "mainly fueled by cocaine" :D two minutes definitely worth watching! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMmNbrq7qoE
jeremynix
Okaaay... I'm favoriting this post just because of this one comment. Well done!
IAlwaysUpvoteGingerCats
I'm disappointed this didn't end with him giving us the finger.
smaug777000
it wasn't even bilbo who killed me, GOD
Dominian
It was a man called Bard, who wasn't a bard, but that was his name and he was King of Dale.
Locaha
With his trusty reusable arrow
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
I should probably watch LOTR so I can be a better Imgurian.
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JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
Ill give it a whirl.
MikeKC
The DESOLATION of Smaug
ScorpioMonkey
Best to change it to "The *SPOILER ALERT* of Smaug" just to be on the safe side.
bitchcraft
hint hint
MrBaggins
because that motherfucker will be fucking sorry!
Lionskull
i thought it was because of the desolation that Smaug sowed on the land when he arrived... But this could be a joke that I don't see...
qussow
Don't you love the ambiguity in language? Such fun ^.^
kangaskid18
In the movie, the Desolation of Smaug refers to Dale... that and Smaug isn't gonna die til the 3rd one. *spoiler alert*
RoguePineapple
Improper use. -1
untoldent
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
smaug777000
being desolated isn't as bad as it sounds
flars
the desolation of smaug is the place between the city of Dale and lonely mountain, its quoted in the book
flars
"They were come to the Desolation of the Dragon" p. 257, but people should know about SMAUGS DEATH, or stop being ultra fuzzed with spoilers
OvertheHillsandFarAway
1/2 I saw Desolation yesterday IMAX 3D it was awesome.. Ive been a Tolkien fan for many many moons and I dont care that the movie isnt the
OvertheHillsandFarAway
2/2 same as the book.. Im just glad someone like Peter Jackson made the books into movies.. and fucking awesome movies at that. Thanks Pete
girlyhobbit
I'm also a Tolkien fan but I'm kinda disappointed with these movies... Too much computer effects I think... Comparing to LOTR its kinda bad
girlyhobbit
I mean... I liked them. But I expected more.
kingoftacos
I liked the movies too so far, but it just makes me wonder if i really read anything
girlyhobbit
The second one was almost just made up story... If it was just a movie it would be ok, but I was expecting something like LOTR...
MerryWives
Darth Vader is Luke's Father.
MittenMeg
This movie was amazing! Don't wait for the torrent go see it now!
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
I love the way he says sorry. His mouth says sorry but his eyes say sassy.
obnoxiouslygiddy
He can sassily say sorry to me all night. (...is sassily a word? Fuck it.)
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
It totally is.
obnoxiouslygiddy
BTW, lurve your username.
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
Thanks man. Does it make you obnoxiouslygiddy?
punderrated
VergilPendragon
Perfection.
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JadeFlames2
http://imgur.com/JhLFDs3
AmIMe
And now someone needs to write in there what ever it was the other post wrote.
JadeFlames2
It was just the same image I posted. He posted that towards his joke,I posted the same towards him for being so rude,and upvote fairys came!
AmIMe
Good on you then, good Sir/Madam.
EmileLewis
JadeFlames wins the 'best use of that meme' award. 'Touché' does not even begin to cover it.
zachtidmore
What's up with sad Obama in the background?
Errydayistreatday
Its from when Daniel Radcliffe guest hosted UK panel show 'Have I Got News For You'. That's their set :)
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
He's obviously sad to hear they made them into books.
YodasLeftEar
duh
ShannonByrne
Yes,yes they did
stevetacular
I don't think I've ever seen a post this fits with more, that wasn't related to Harry Potter or Daniel Normalcliff
IsAnIdiot
Daniel Radcliffe played in 'An unexpected journey' as his ^ cousin.
ProfessionalBoobFitter
Daniel Sadcliffe
HeyKidimaComputahStopallthaDownloadin
Lapeatus
I wish more people could understand this!
ColonelOfTruth
1 The book may be 75 years old, but I'm not. Just because a book is old doesn't mean I should have or even have had the time to read it.
upvotingstarwars
english is a hard
ampelamati
Got out of the movie and the bf said, "nooo I want to know what happens!" >.>
ColonelOfTruth
2 and even if I COULD have read it, why the fuck would that make it okay to ruin it? Because I chose to read other books instead and not
ScorpioMonkey
LikeABonerInSweatpants
I hate people...
IDontKnowHowToHuman
MRW whenever I notice people like this in one of my fandoms:
KuroInu
wtf!? do people actually not look up what movies are about before or are they too dumb to realize that it's in the same universe?
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
*suicides*
EmileLewis
Stop trying to make logic and reason within fandom happen. It's not gonna happen.
ScorpioMonkey
Degbis
AHHHHH FUck
Hetzer
It's obviously a troll. I swear, the community here is getting more simpleminded by the day.
Threeskin
Troll alert
manslut
Poe's Law
teddypicker22
http://welcometobaltimorehon.com/images/poe1.jpg
saxdiver
The stupid, it burns!
ScorpioMonkey
CenturianImgurian
Foolish hobbitses! They ruinses it, oh yes, they ruinses it!
legalese
I think that just gave me cancer.
ScorpioMonkey
Just get some medicinal marijuana and you'll feel better http://youtu.be/Obz1fyDQz5w
bionerd
ThisWasATriumph
It's clearly a joke. He nails all the hair-pulling points with the utter precision only a practiced troll could demonstrate.
Wolfonthelake
I hope, neigh, wish upon a magical star, that this was a post made as a jest...
ScorpioMonkey
Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls! Bring them down!
stutteringbob
Oh.My.God. LOL. Seriously? I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
Nandabun
Uh.. fuck them, that thought line, and you! I like living here, make THEM leave! :D
ScorpioMonkey
LevelHeadedLarry
this is clearly a troll, not even a good one.
feyrband
it appears to have worked quite well.
Taxicab0428
in a very similar vein, see: A Song of Ice and Fire
Tamnik
That group was surprisingly tight lipped on the spoiler front. Commendable.
AnaximanderBolton
No, as the books are younger than I am, and the author is still alive, writing more of them.
MeanWinchester
While I agree in principle (I've never had any objections to spoilers) that is slightly different as those books are far younger
Popchipsandabar
The first book came out over a decade ago.
Philomathematic
I've yet to read the books so I feel it's my responsibility to avoid others' discussions of them.
gamblingpoet
How about just don't spoil stuff for people? I don't want to finish the movie by reading a book. I understand its 75 years old, but still.
ColonelOfTruth
By this very same logic I could go up to a 12 year old and spoil StarWars. "That movie has been out since 1977. Not my fault"
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Do eeeeet.
Philomathematic
No, it would be like a 12 y/o watching an interview with Star Wars characters about Star Wars and complaining about spoilers.
ColonelOfTruth
Yes it would - if the interview was AT THE TIME THAT THE MOVIES CAME OUT.
Philomathematic
This doesn't even make sense with your first statement.
Kidiri
They went back in time and made these films in a book? AWESOME!
OneCoolFrood
Only parts of the films. They shortened it so everything would fit in one book.
Glumerlink
They changed a LOT of shit, morons thought it would be fun to slowly pace out the plot
Tolkienfan57
I love you.
TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
they did the same with LOTR. And they added some new characters and other shit that wasn't in the movies for filler
ScorpioMonkey
AcadianBacon
I wonder if anyone else heard "Polka dot! Polka dot! Polka dot! Afro!" when they saw this? :D
Darkfoxblade
Hahaha wtf
someguyonthissite
I KNOW this is sarcastic but it still makes me cringe ;_;
ragnanox
whoah... what if that's what actually happens :o
EmileLewis
You know too much.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
I just went to see the film. There were two adolescents sitting there discussing the book written by "J. L. L. Tolkien or something".
SuharuStormrage
I'm getting the feeling that the people who keep correcting you don't understand how quotes work.
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
Aren't there vampires in it?
HappinessIsaColdPint
As I left the theater there were a bunch of teen boys behind me saying "What was that movie even about?!? LOL!" I contemplated murder.
wfgodbold
Were they at least Japanese?
TheOneWhoWasLeft
No. British.
wheresthebaby
I see what you did
Caniewak
You beat me to it.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
John ARGHARGH Tolkien
Versavisti
Could be much worse I think; they at least knew it was based on a book, not just a "LOTR rip off" and had a fair idea of the author
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Ohh lords, I'm getting angry just imagining people say that while I'm in hearing range.
joesis
Jokes on them. They eventually grow up to fail their driving tests from not remembering Right from Left.
squidaa
M.Knight Tolkein
mischiefassistantmanager
I heard one of my students say "LOTR totally rips off some of the stuff in Harry Potter. Talk about unoriginal." Some schooling occurred.
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TheOneWhoWasLeft
Yes. I know that. The two guys I quoted didn't, and also didn't give a fuck or something.
BermudaRhombus2
G. N. R. Tolkien - Sweet Hobbit of Mine
ihateprettymucheveryoneonimgur
Everyone knows it was written by LL Cool J
bitchcraft
*G.R.R. Tolkien
TacticusThrowaway
Then nobody would've survived.
GenuineHumanFemale
GRR Why Do You Youngsters Keep Saying My Name Wrong Tolkien.
iamkelax
George R.R. Tolkien, yes. I haven't read his books yet, can anybody tell me about them?
Dominian
All the Hobbits die when Grimar Wormtongue busts Aragorns wedding. But Arwen comes back as an undead.
ninjabine
can somebody please wirte fanfiction about this? i would read the hell out of it.
Dominian
Are you mainly interested in the death of hobbits or an undead Liv Tayler ? (possibly still having sex with Aragorn despite all of it.)
mheurtevent1
J.K. Tolkien
EmileLewis
L. Frank Tolkien
bitchcraft
E. L. Tolkien
mheurtevent1
C.S. Tolkien
bitchcraft
E.B. Tolkien
ConfederacyOfDunces
I quite like this one!