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Fucking Tyler
Multiple languages, right? *Sobs in English*
Hope yall enjoy it.SEND BOOBS, NUDES, PETS PICS.
KCBeard
I remember high school "friends" that I had exactly one inside joke with and no conversations. It was harmless fun!
HighSlayerRalton
Not seen most of these before. +1 for you.
tenderape
Epidural doesn't make you high. Unless they insert it way wrong.
Ravenbreaker
That last one is my favorite
Carolinaaaaaaa
#9 wich show is it?
PandasAndScience
bad education
cloudless9
Some really good ones I haven't seen before
HueTheHuman
So tumblr has gotten to the point of cant evening to not write out used up youtube quotes to just screen caps of them being used.
Bloden
#1 No matter how much I read this, no matter how many times it shows up in my feed, I will always find it funny.
ThatGuyJayar
getawesome
That part about naming the kid is so true. For a moment, I had the power to name our kid Batman and I blew it.
ObliviousGarden
The bloody nose repost always gets me.
Luksskywalker
Thank you, slugs and politics are really getting boring
KarmaK9
Nice dump.
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
That was such a nice dump I think I may have to go & have a sit down with it
unicornfun
#4 A quality stalker would already know if her dad enjoyed Paris in 2011, he would have see the photos and read the emails to family members
EffHerRightInThePussy
wetfeet
Nicole Lafrance looks good doe....
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
OTPS?
RookRiddler
One True Pair :P
natedogg8393
The German cat one: belly scritches are universal.
samsonguy920
I vill count to three. No more, no less.
Croatoan45
That last one is horrible but... Damn... I can't stop laughing.
Peppersworth
#1 Well a lot of people picture themselves as the main character in a story no matter the gender
MacClay
I usually picture myself as the normal guy the female hero is banging. Sure I get cheated on a lot, but I feel this makes me more mature.
WannabeSurgeon
#7 epidurals don't touch your brain that's kinda the point.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
You're right they touch your spine.
dingofdong
I once did an arrangement of "Fade to Black" for 3 ukeleles and a bass guitar
honkaholic
90 Mile Beach is because of how long it took for horses to cross it; the soft sand slowed them down more than walking on solid ground.
NeneJPhilly
I like the one about God rooting for our love lives. Just seems special.
iloveluffy
I liked this dump so much I forgot I was in user sub
samsonguy920
So did the dump.
iloveluffy
To be fair it was in user sub when I found it
samsonguy920
So was the dump.
SomeContext
55 miles are roughly 90 kilometers... so there's that
DarkerSavant
I was going to also post this.
offline219
It's actually closer to 88.5 kilometers so maybe the guy naming it confused the 8s with 9s. :P
ZOMGNO
Its because 90 miles took 2 days to travel... but the sand slowed them significantly, so they assumed their 2 day trip made it 90 miles.
SomeContext
may be, just MAY BE there was a guy named Miles and he offered a tea to his German budy, and the budy just didn't want some
ZOMGNO
Woah. That's so curiously specific.... THAT IT MUST BE TRUE. "Nein Tee, Miles"
ZOMGNO
By horse and buggy or some shit, I don't know, it was ages ago.
katieg94
As a New Zealander, thank you. I have never bothered to find that out
ZOMGNO
Bro, none of us bother. I've just been on imgur long enough that 16 other people have said so. It'll be your turn to say so next repost!
AwesomeName
#3: And on his last day he realized: that cat was the *only* german friend he made.
GnomeMode
I see nothing wrong with this
ru55tyventure
No one who speaks German could be evil
RantMannequin
"The Bart The"
JohnFloorwalker
Hey guys, this is German comedy, it's no laughing matter.
SendMePornAndNudes
"no, germans are friendly" - a german
StoicJ
But I love Germans
TheFirstSineOfMadness
/a/j66Cw
SendMePornAndNudes
i am waiting for it
ZeGermanGuy
Well, if you don't believe it, check my profile.
ff177
Sicherlich willst du das
OptimisticOlivia
As an American who visited Germany earlier this year, everyone I met was surprisingly friendly.
bendap
People I met that weren't currently working were very nice. The customer service experience in Germany is abysmal. They just don't care.
ZimGenzko
Nah you just care too Damn much to the point where custumer service in America is slightly annoying.
bendap
I've traveled all around western Europe. I've never seen customer service that bad. Even Honduras, a 3rd world country, h
ScoreQuest
Why surprisingly?
OptimisticOlivia
Coworkers told me that Germans wouldn't be too friendly. I knew that wasn't true, but I didn't expect everyone to treat me like family!
aidanthib
"No Germans are friendly" - an American
HungryPumpkn
OXFORD COMMA, AWAAAAAY!
SendMePornAndNudes
not bad, not bad
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
"I hate juice"- Adolf Hitler
thefriedshrimp
Aww it was all a misunderstanding
LaronX
Hey we let in strangers and talk to them and try to not reelect the guy hating everyone. You are those guys for the next 4 years.
WinSlowpoke
"No Germans are americans"- Friendly
GiantDad420
"American Germans friendly no" - Are
fencingninja
But how did you guys fire at them?
GraveApples
"No Germans are friendly" - Europe circa 1940s
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Come over and I take you on the Autobahn in a Mercedes and we go 135 mph legally and after that you get gud fud and beer or whine.
DerpMeister
135 mph. Filthy casual.
Chaz8591
I'm a recent-ish temporary transplant from the US... can I take you up on this? Lol.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Depends from where I had to pick you up.
xtrim
The last one is my role model.
Secretsquid
If I had one superpower that would be it.
TheWorstCommenter
BraveUsersubNewestPatrol
It never happened.
Insomnia297
It's pretty blatently fake at that.
UrsusDerpus
Sure, but imagine if it did
Sylviastout
I'm imagining and it's hilarious
ZOMGNO
I get nose bleeds like that, and yes, you know before it happens... but no one really reacts to it much, in my experience.
ZOMGNO
And I'm sorry, but its not 30 seconds beforehand. Its maybe 3 seconds.
tenderape
Yeah. You have to be pretty quick. I've actually had it so often I wake up if I'm sleeping. Most of the time sometimes.
ZOMGNO
Yeah, I wake all groggy going "something is wrong...' *grab nose at last second to stem the flow.... I've actually grown out of it a bit!!
tenderape
I sort of have as well, but not before replacing quite a few pillows.
UpvoteBacon
The Girl with the Body is pumped. Sooner or later she will Be bis twinkie
Meowfia
UpvoteBacon
I came Back 3 Times. This gif is awesome
SensualDonut
Girls with bodies are so hot. Much hotter than girls without bodies.
TheAfroClam
Not everyone shares that opinion. I mean, have you seen this? /a/BzS9D
SensualDonut
You'd have to be a robot to love just a head.