Dec 28, 2017 1:33 AM
Dumando
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JMensch
Excrement keeps cuts clean!
Tinkrr
"I recommend leeches, and maybe a beating from my doctor stick... Maybe we need to amputate your teeth?"
XD
PteradactylStevens
Funny enough, pulling out a paints teeth actually was an old cure for people with mental problems.
If that didn’t work then they would start cutting out chunks of your intestines.
Well yea, how else do you cure people? Big Leech can only pay you so much to recommend them D:
Motherearthlovesyou
Amputate your teeth
But how will I prescribe leeches and eat my doctor food? What, do you expect me to eat commoner slop?
Right, use Dr Merrymaking’s heroin lozenges. This will allow the leeches to crawl in your mouth with the doctors food.
Please, I get paid by Big Leech, I don't buy their sales pitches.
I see, quite a pickle. Perhaps just the heroin then?
JMensch
Excrement keeps cuts clean!
Tinkrr
"I recommend leeches, and maybe a beating from my doctor stick... Maybe we need to amputate your teeth?"
Dumando
XD
PteradactylStevens
Funny enough, pulling out a paints teeth actually was an old cure for people with mental problems.
PteradactylStevens
If that didn’t work then they would start cutting out chunks of your intestines.
Tinkrr
Well yea, how else do you cure people? Big Leech can only pay you so much to recommend them D:
Motherearthlovesyou
Amputate your teeth
Tinkrr
But how will I prescribe leeches and eat my doctor food? What, do you expect me to eat commoner slop?
Motherearthlovesyou
Right, use Dr Merrymaking’s heroin lozenges. This will allow the leeches to crawl in your mouth with the doctors food.
Tinkrr
Please, I get paid by Big Leech, I don't buy their sales pitches.
Motherearthlovesyou
I see, quite a pickle. Perhaps just the heroin then?