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#aww #cute #bird
Mar 22, 2018 10:09 AM
CorgiLoverUSA
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#aww #cute #bird
ensensu
How do you ferment sugary stuff?
citrineghost
You're kidding, right? What do you think wine is?
ensensu
Alcohol.
WSilvermane
What is Vodka, sir.
jjc101
My rock!
MandaloreIncognito
Wait, serious question that now seems stupid: birds throw up when sick?
cunninglinguist85
maximumbob54
So give him a tiny cup of water.
bigfloppydonkydong
Get some paper for self defense .. it beats rock
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
that is one gorgeous boi though.
thatwoodguy
You have a "drunk tank" for Parrots?
QueenCousland
He gets to keep the rock, right?
LSAH
We get the fruit bats drunk on fermenting mangoes. The noise and volume they make is incredible. Plus they fly into things. Thwack!
ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
Poor fellas going to feel as sick as a parrot in the morning
miltownmadness
Replace “fermented apples” with whiskey, “my window” with cop car and ending with outran officer and that’s my Black Wednesday 2015
Tryskel
Blackout Wednesday*
Zalophus
African-Americanout Wednesday*
Effbeei
When you're having a bad trip and you find that one thing that looks real
InkedGuru
momemes
don't birds eat rocks to help digest he just picked something too big it seems
gaberham
peebag
well at least the feral cats haven't killed him.
SusieSoups
My dad and his brother once fell off a fence from laughing at chickens stumbling around and trying to fly after eating fermented peaches
TeamSpicyTacos
Fuck you don't touch my rock!
SockHat
Kulu ya ku?
Rosco41
Wereheretomakeyusmile
quattroformaggix4
Best
RepostFromLastWeek
Reposted from reddit : https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/868bkn/this_guy_drunk_on_fermenting_apples_just_ran_into/
Janusha
Youre not getting that rock back tho.
NineColonels100
I'd give him a breathalyzer, FWI is dangerous.
feryooday
Birds can throw up?!?
clone1701d
He looks like a happy drunk
Runelea
Anyone know what species this beautiful parrot is?
RigoryMorty
Green Rosella
Runelea
Thank you ^_^
Lucidacide
But... it's yellow with blue and red!
spongebobmingepants
How does a bird throw up?!
Rifneno
I always upvote parrots.
MistressLyda
Upvote parrot, downvote content thief... I am torn!
SarahButNotImgurSarah
You Australian then?
Runelea
Yep, another commentor said it was a Green Rosella. Tasmanian ;)
SarahButNotImgurSarah
Thought so, because I live in Tasmania and see them regularly. I flip out everytime I see them because they are so pretty.
Runelea
There's so many different pretty rosella species :3 So shy but so pretty.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
It's really pretty. Do they migrate or anything?
Runelea
No, I took a look and they are only in Tas and the Bass Strait islands. They are also the biggest rosella.
AstronautChicken
On weird wonders of the world, a show on Netflix, they say those birds are not actually drunk but hit with a virus every year.
BoxesofFoxes
I actually just watched that episode last night. Have you noticed that the narrator has an uWu voice?
AstronautChicken
I think it's endearing
pizzaforyourmum
They lied
quattroformaggix4
Yup. I have flocks of rainbows that love our native plants. They get drunk on nectar constantly & sound like pirates.
hotdogh20
That rock is him holding on to the earth to keep it from spinning...
Homodinosaurstepdad
The safety safe
PebkacAttack
If he's holding onto the earth, then that guarantees he's spinning! ????
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
"An irishman is never drunk so long as he can hold on to a single blade of grass and not fall off the earth"
WillJeSuis
You see Ivan, you can't lose you footing if you take your footing with you!
Schadenfreuda
Shoot gruond into spase, bring gravity with yuo
OliverClothesoff70
Dude. I've been there way too many times.
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
Same.
bravecatgaming
your replies confused me as I thought you were talking about getting drunk
NewUserNamesAreHard
Put a foot flat on the floor. And drink slower. It’s because of your inner ear getting confused because of unequal densities
altPOTUS
a foot flat on the floor and a hand on the wall. keeps your bearing so even if the room does go spinny, you still have that.
BecauseJapan
an old girlfriend taught me the foot on the floor thing. total game changer.
altPOTUS
yes it is. the only time none of this works is if you are either drunk or high off your ass.